S outhern Oregon News Review, T hursday, Septem ber 26
1946
M I N IN O B U I P M E N T
I f I n te r e s t. I in P ro p o r tin g M ills a n d
A m a lg a m a to r» , etc
W rite w . W .
O tb so n , 112 M a rk et
c ls c o , C a lif.
S t., S a n r r a n -
M O D E R N -G as e q u ip p e d c o tta g e s
a n d a p t» ., 2 »tore», o w n e rs hom e.
F u rn . c o m p le te . R oom f o r m ore, i n
c o m e s ta n d
I n v e s tig a tio n
$16.000
w ill h a n d le R a lp h R . S to n e , 324
O c e a n w a y , S e a s id e , O regon .
S I . P E I i l l R O C K H IL L a n d S tr e a m lin e
E v e r b e a r i n g S t r a w b e r r i e s 12 p l a n t s
» 1 .30; 100, $10 00 p o s t p a id . T h o r n -
le<
B o y c n b e r r l r s 75c e a c h . I*. T .
P O W E R S , W a llo w a , O reg o n .
I W E L L -IM I’K O VEI»
K K F K IO E K A T 1O N E Q U I P M K N T.
S ale» A S e rv ic e , H orne locker», b o t
tle cooler», re a c h In boxes M eat
case». E v e r y th in « in r e fr ig e r a tio n .
P O R T IA M D R E r K I Q E K A I I O S CO.,
1516 N. B. K lllln g a v z o r th , P o r tla n d ,
O reg o n . P h . T R 6644.
S A L E — W eK tern re d c e d a r fe n c e
p o s ts , a ll aize« a n d len g th » . Q uick
d e liv e ry by tr u c k o r ra il. M O EK S
t')li
ft W A T K I N S C E D A R CO., B o n n era
F e r r y , Id a h o . C a ll B o n n era F e r r y
241 W .
BEER
“ Well, you cried when I had mine cut!”
NANCY
N A N C Y /- — S TOP CHASING THAT 'i
PIS --Y O U SHOULD ALWAYS —
E Q U IP M E N T
B e a u tif u l 3 ft 4 K eg. A ll ntafnle»»
Ht. el II, e r C a b in e t» . T B . 6644. E v e r y
t h in g in R e f r ig e r a tio n .
P o r tla n d R e f r ig e r a t io n Co.
1516 N . E . X illln g s w o r t h S t.
By Ernie B ushm ¡Her
Bur y o u TOLO
B A lt O O W S . E D A H K E T S ,
N O V E L T IE S
V a r ie ty C a rn iv a l M erchandl»«. H a rd
to g e t M e rch a n d ize , w e c an s u p p ly
0E K IN D TO ANIMALS
y o u r need
KIND TO
W r i t e J a c o b s o n ft S h a w
W h o le s a le rs ft Jo b b e rs . M all o rd e r
o n l y . 1627 S. W . M o n tg o m e ry D riv e ,
P o r tla n d , O regon.
se c o n d , n eck tie» , $4.50 doz.
V alu e» to $5 ea. S ta te c o lo rs d e
s ire d . t l d e p o s it o r m oney w ith
o rd e r. M oney back If v a lu e n o t r e
ceived. O sb o rn N e c k tie E x c h a n g e ,
M E N 'S
P .O . b o x 5354, P o r tla n d .
260-A C R E Y A K IM A I ’.A N C H , a ll i r r l-
g a te d , a b u n d a n t c h e a p w a te r, a ll
r ic h plow lan d , fe n c e d f o r c a ttle -
r a ls lh g , b ig tim b e r lot, n u t grove,
e le c tr ic ity , b u ild in g s , c o m p le te o u t
f it. Q uick s a le s a c rif ic e , $42,000.
' 'o m e a n d s e e f o r y o u r s e l f . R o g e r
U N I T S— 2, 3. 4-room c o tta g e s ,
t r a i l e r p a rk , sp a c io u s g ro u n d s, 100
f t. fro m b each, a c r o s s s t. fro m 101
hw y. In c ity . $26,500, te rm s . C . M.
B a r n e s , Y a c h a t s , O re.
L O C K E R a n d ice p la n t. 5 -rm . a p t. In
r e a r . 75x40 b ric k B ldg. 198 L o c k e rs
re n te d , h a v e w a itin g lis t. R oom f o r
M kt. a n d G ro. P r ic e $14,000. T e rm s.
E d L u d e r m a n , o w n e r ; B o x 7, C h ilo
q u in , O re.
BUSINESS ¿L INVEST. OPPOIU
ATTENTION DOCTORS
A m o d ern th re e -u n it clinic in th e city of
M a ry sv ille is now a v a ila b le . N ine room s,
c e n tr a l h e a tin g p la n t, all p lum bing in
s ta lle d an d a lo catio n w h ich is rig h t dow n
tow n on th e m ain th o ro u g h fa re . T h is h as
b een o p e ra te d a s a clinic b efo re an d is an
id e a l s e t’ip for tw o p h y sic ia n s an d one
d e n tist. T o ta l p ric e . $11.000. You ca n buy
th is on re a so n a b le re n t term s.
See D an A. D u ry ee. J r ., w ith
D. A. D U R Y E E & CO.
a t 2715 Colby A venue
E v e re tt, W a sh in rto n
-
M ain 1010.
FU L L Y equ ip , r e s ta u r a n t, in clu d in g bldg.
& lot a v e ra g in g $100 a d a y . P ric e S7.5OO.
$3,500 dow n, bal. e asy p ay m en ts. R ex R .
lty a n , 333 E . 1st S t., A lbany, O re. P h . 273.
of
64o
a,
wllaon, Joseph, Oregon.
G R A D . N E R S E S Mien, d u ty , im m .
e m p lo y m e n t p le a s a n t w ork, cond ,
good pay. E lm a G e n e r a l H o s p ita l.
E lm a , W a s h in g to n .
S H R O P S H IR E
R E G IS T E R E D
S tu d
a n d Y e a rlin g R a m s. A lso 23 r e g is
te re d E w e a n d Lam b; G eorge A rm
s tr o n g , C o rv a llis, O re.
D e s o to & P ly m o u th d e a le r . N e w b u ild
in g a n d e q u ip m e n t H ig h e s t w a g e s
p a id f o r exp. ri. n e e d M. chanl«
and
R o l y m .-n « 'a ll o r
a ob
a t R a m b e a u M o to r s, 360 B o n d S t -
A s to r ia , O reg o n , P h o n e 463.
L o o k in g f o r a d e a le r to b u y c a rlo a d
lo ts o f h o rs e -d ra w n f a rm Im p le
m en t» a n d h a r n e s s . R o g e r A v e rllL
CalVf er’ Bonte 1( Box 174' M a d e ra ,
F R I IT A N I T T R E E S — P e a c h ^ A p I
pie. P ru n e » , P e a rs , C h e rrie s, W a l
n u ts . e tc . A lso R o s e s B e rry p la n ts ,
« h a d e a n d f lo w e rin g tre e s , s h r u b s ,
e tc . \\ ritf- f o r o u r fre e 4 0 -p a rg e c a t-
a lo g u e l is tin g 700 v a r ie tie s . O u r
f a ll s h ip p in g s e a s o n w ill b e g in
i a*1. -SOVi'tnb*-r 15, b u t w e w ill b a
g la d to re c e iv e y o u r o r d e rs d u r in g
th e s u m m e r f o r f a ll a n d s p r in g d e -
te r o o J .'a ? .? * VaUey
1 O R S A L E —-1480 a c re r a n c h on S a l.
m on R iv e r, 840 a c r e s deed ed lan d .
»¡e sCreS . h a y ' plf‘n ty ,jf w a te r, so m a
tim b e r, f a r m e q u ip m e n t in clu d e d .
■ o U ., Id a h o .
C h n te , O u tlo o k , W a sh .
J4
fa r m
in W allo w a v a lle y . 310 a. tilla b le ,
"80 a - Irrig a te d . W rite o r s e e M a x
W r iU
W ' L ‘ I r e U “’
SPECIAL
N 2T®-.S ' A C C O L N T S
collected .
N a tio n -w id e se rv ic e . N o c o lle c tio n .
n>> «¿targe
A M E R IC A N C R E D IT
W a?h“ A U ’ P ‘ ° ' B° X 418, H o « a la n ».
R A D IO
B R O A D C A S T IN G
"
A n n o u n c e rs, W r ite r s , A c t o r s , A c t
r e s s e s a r e n e ed e d now . H u n d re d s
w ill be needed f o r F -M a n d T e le
v isio n C om plete, s tr e a m lin e d c o u rse
O" y
d e l u d i n g te x ts . P a y
o n ly $10.00, b a la n c e upon p la c e m e n t.
L in to n J . S a w y e r , R a d io
P r o d u c tio n s , D e p t. W U -1 , 603 D ekunx
B ld g ., P o r tla n d 4, Ore.
MILK GOATS
R ea d a b o u t t h e ir ca r e a n d m a n a g e
m e n t in A m e r ic a 's o ld e s t g o a t m a g -
B o w p u b lis h e d in P o r tla n d ,
82.00 p er y e a r .
THE GOAT WORLD
**• ° - B o x 1530, P o r tla n d 7, O re.
COUNTRY STORE
WANTED
COAL M IN E , p ro d u cin g h ig h -g rad e coal,
o u tp u t sold, close to m kt. B e a rs close e x
a m in atio n . E s t. $50.000; wi 1 p u r. a n a o p er
a te . G eo. A m es, B o x 8 , B enton, W ash.
I have a client who wants a
Country Store - Garage and
Repair Shop - or a Lunch
Room. Must be reasonably
priced, in fair condition
and operating.
FARMS AND RANCHES __
W ILL S E L L 25.000 A. STOCK RANCH.
24.000 a . good p a s tu re , e a rly & late. A ppr.
1000 a . c u ltl.. irrig a te d w ith f re e w a te r. 4
m odn. ho m es w ith R E A e le c tr. 4 se ts b a rn s
A c o rra ls . Close to school. Good h u n tin g ,
fishing. 1 mi. W. Iro n sid e on Jo h n D av Hy.
Sm all dow n p a y m e n t clo ses d eal, b alan ce
e a s y te rm s, low In te re s t ra te .
E A R L LOFTON A SONS. Iro n sid e. O re».
___ HELP WANTED—MEN____
WHAT HAVE YOU TO
OFFER
W A N T ED —D en tal o p e ra to r. $200 p e r w k.
or p e rc e n ta g e . E sta b lish e d $50.000 a y e a r
p r a c tic e . No d r u n k a rd s n eed app ly . P h o n e
o r w rite B. L. BOOTH. 1329 23th A ve.,
L o n g v iew , W ash. P h o n e L ongview 494.
Give description, price and
where I can reach you
TED MAHONE
N. E. Clackamas
INSTRUCTION
1915
E D U CA TIO N A L SE R V IC E
f o r th e p h y sic ally u n ab le to a tte n d school.
W rite P . O. Box 442, W a sh in rto n . D. C.
Portland. Ore.
TRinily 7857
Back-Fired!
A Way Out
The telephone in the rectory
John Barrymore rarely was tact-
sounded its summons. The good fal. Once he was cornered by a so
minister took down the receiver and ciety matron, who insisted that he
said, “Hello.”
come to dinner the following Satur
“Hello,” came a voice the rever day.
end recognized as belonging to one
Barrymore, who thought the
of his parishioners. “ Bring around woman a bore, declined.
two quarts of Scotch tonight, Mulli- ' “ I have a previous engagement,
gan.”
madam,” he icily explained, “which
“ My dear lady,” retorted the I shall make as soon as possible!”
minister, “ this is not Mulligan. This
is your rector.”
Too Hard to Take
He waited for the erring one to , The weather forecaster hadn’t
break down with shame and repent been right for months, so his resig
ance, but he was doomed to disap nation didn't surprise anybody. But
pointment.
his alibi did tickle the city council.
“Indeed,” came the indignant re- i “I can’t stand this town any long
Joinder, “ and pray what are you do er,” his note read. “The climate is
ing over at Mulligan’s dive?”
killing me.”
Neat Definition
Teacher — What’s the difference
between caution and cowardice?
Tommy—Caution is when you’re
afraid, and cowardice is when the
other fellow’s afraid.
A BIT VAGUE
Fats and Oils
The stout lady stopped at a serv
ice station. “I want some oil.”
“Heavy?”
“Impertinent! Keep your oil!”
Patient—I can’t say why but I
get a sort of a pain, I don’t know
where. And it leaves me in kind
of—-sort of—well, I don’t know.”
Doctor—Here’s a prescription for
I don’t know what. Take it I don’t
know how many times a day for I
can’t tell how long, and you’ll be
better I don’t know when.
DANGEROUS AGE
Careless Laundering
Buttons—broken or missing from
clothes—and ridges worn in the rub
ber rolls of the washing machine
are double evidence of carelessness
“ wringing.
Fold all buttons,
buckles and zippers inside cloth be
fore running the garment through
the wringer. Use light pressure op
the rolls.
Sure Enough!
Lady—Officer, there’s a man fol
lowing me and I think he’s drunk
Officer—If he’s following you he
must be drunk.
* ’
Drawback!
Jane—What makes you think foot
ball players must be contortionists’
J e a n — They’re always talking
about going around their own ends
she
i „ Jack—How
----- old
— would you say o„c
is?
Jill—Oh, somewhere in the mid-
die flirties.
Bathe at Home
Mac—Did you ever take a Turk-
bath?
Sandy—No, they soak you too
i much.