S outhern Oregon News Review, T hursday, Septem ber 26
1946
M I N IN O B U I P M E N T
I f I n te r e s t. I in P ro p o r tin g M ills a n d
A m a lg a m a to r» , etc
W rite w . W .
O tb so n , 112 M a rk et
c ls c o , C a lif.
S t., S a n r r a n -
M O D E R N -G as e q u ip p e d c o tta g e s
a n d a p t» ., 2 »tore», o w n e rs hom e.
F u rn . c o m p le te . R oom f o r m ore, i n ­
c o m e s ta n d
I n v e s tig a tio n
$16.000
w ill h a n d le R a lp h R . S to n e , 324
O c e a n w a y , S e a s id e , O regon .
S I . P E I i l l R O C K H IL L a n d S tr e a m lin e
E v e r b e a r i n g S t r a w b e r r i e s 12 p l a n t s
» 1 .30; 100, $10 00 p o s t p a id . T h o r n -
le<
B o y c n b e r r l r s 75c e a c h . I*. T .
P O W E R S , W a llo w a , O reg o n .
I W E L L -IM I’K O VEI»
K K F K IO E K A T 1O N E Q U I P M K N T.
S ale» A S e rv ic e , H orne locker», b o t­
tle cooler», re a c h In boxes M eat
case». E v e r y th in « in r e fr ig e r a tio n .
P O R T IA M D R E r K I Q E K A I I O S CO.,
1516 N. B. K lllln g a v z o r th , P o r tla n d ,
O reg o n . P h . T R 6644.
S A L E — W eK tern re d c e d a r fe n c e
p o s ts , a ll aize« a n d len g th » . Q uick
d e liv e ry by tr u c k o r ra il. M O EK S
t')li
ft W A T K I N S C E D A R CO., B o n n era
F e r r y , Id a h o . C a ll B o n n era F e r r y
241 W .
BEER
“ Well, you cried when I had mine cut!”
NANCY
N A N C Y /- — S TOP CHASING THAT 'i
PIS --Y O U SHOULD ALWAYS —
E Q U IP M E N T
B e a u tif u l 3 ft 4 K eg. A ll ntafnle»»
Ht. el II, e r C a b in e t» . T B . 6644. E v e r y ­
t h in g in R e f r ig e r a tio n .
P o r tla n d R e f r ig e r a t io n Co.
1516 N . E . X illln g s w o r t h S t.
By Ernie B ushm ¡Her
Bur y o u TOLO
B A lt O O W S . E D A H K E T S ,
N O V E L T IE S
V a r ie ty C a rn iv a l M erchandl»«. H a rd
to g e t M e rch a n d ize , w e c an s u p p ly
0E K IN D TO ANIMALS
y o u r need
KIND TO
W r i t e J a c o b s o n ft S h a w
W h o le s a le rs ft Jo b b e rs . M all o rd e r
o n l y . 1627 S. W . M o n tg o m e ry D riv e ,
P o r tla n d , O regon.
se c o n d , n eck tie» , $4.50 doz.
V alu e» to $5 ea. S ta te c o lo rs d e­
s ire d . t l d e p o s it o r m oney w ith
o rd e r. M oney back If v a lu e n o t r e ­
ceived. O sb o rn N e c k tie E x c h a n g e ,
M E N 'S
P .O . b o x 5354, P o r tla n d .
260-A C R E Y A K IM A I ’.A N C H , a ll i r r l-
g a te d , a b u n d a n t c h e a p w a te r, a ll
r ic h plow lan d , fe n c e d f o r c a ttle -
r a ls lh g , b ig tim b e r lot, n u t grove,
e le c tr ic ity , b u ild in g s , c o m p le te o u t­
f it. Q uick s a le s a c rif ic e , $42,000.
' 'o m e a n d s e e f o r y o u r s e l f . R o g e r
U N I T S— 2, 3. 4-room c o tta g e s ,
t r a i l e r p a rk , sp a c io u s g ro u n d s, 100
f t. fro m b each, a c r o s s s t. fro m 101
hw y. In c ity . $26,500, te rm s . C . M.
B a r n e s , Y a c h a t s , O re.
L O C K E R a n d ice p la n t. 5 -rm . a p t. In
r e a r . 75x40 b ric k B ldg. 198 L o c k e rs
re n te d , h a v e w a itin g lis t. R oom f o r
M kt. a n d G ro. P r ic e $14,000. T e rm s.
E d L u d e r m a n , o w n e r ; B o x 7, C h ilo ­
q u in , O re.
BUSINESS ¿L INVEST. OPPOIU
ATTENTION DOCTORS
A m o d ern th re e -u n it clinic in th e city of
M a ry sv ille is now a v a ila b le . N ine room s,
c e n tr a l h e a tin g p la n t, all p lum bing in­
s ta lle d an d a lo catio n w h ich is rig h t dow n­
tow n on th e m ain th o ro u g h fa re . T h is h as
b een o p e ra te d a s a clinic b efo re an d is an
id e a l s e t’ip for tw o p h y sic ia n s an d one
d e n tist. T o ta l p ric e . $11.000. You ca n buy
th is on re a so n a b le re n t term s.
See D an A. D u ry ee. J r ., w ith
D. A. D U R Y E E & CO.
a t 2715 Colby A venue
E v e re tt, W a sh in rto n
-
M ain 1010.
FU L L Y equ ip , r e s ta u r a n t, in clu d in g bldg.
& lot a v e ra g in g $100 a d a y . P ric e S7.5OO.
$3,500 dow n, bal. e asy p ay m en ts. R ex R .
lty a n , 333 E . 1st S t., A lbany, O re. P h . 273.
of
64o
a,
wllaon, Joseph, Oregon.
G R A D . N E R S E S Mien, d u ty , im m .
e m p lo y m e n t p le a s a n t w ork, cond ,
good pay. E lm a G e n e r a l H o s p ita l.
E lm a , W a s h in g to n .
S H R O P S H IR E
R E G IS T E R E D
S tu d
a n d Y e a rlin g R a m s. A lso 23 r e g is ­
te re d E w e a n d Lam b; G eorge A rm ­
s tr o n g , C o rv a llis, O re.
D e s o to & P ly m o u th d e a le r . N e w b u ild ­
in g a n d e q u ip m e n t H ig h e s t w a g e s
p a id f o r exp. ri. n e e d M. chanl«
and
R o l y m .-n « 'a ll o r
a ob
a t R a m b e a u M o to r s, 360 B o n d S t -
A s to r ia , O reg o n , P h o n e 463.
L o o k in g f o r a d e a le r to b u y c a rlo a d
lo ts o f h o rs e -d ra w n f a rm Im p le ­
m en t» a n d h a r n e s s . R o g e r A v e rllL
CalVf er’ Bonte 1( Box 174' M a d e ra ,
F R I IT A N I T T R E E S — P e a c h ^ A p I
pie. P ru n e » , P e a rs , C h e rrie s, W a l­
n u ts . e tc . A lso R o s e s B e rry p la n ts ,
« h a d e a n d f lo w e rin g tre e s , s h r u b s ,
e tc . \\ ritf- f o r o u r fre e 4 0 -p a rg e c a t-
a lo g u e l is tin g 700 v a r ie tie s . O u r
f a ll s h ip p in g s e a s o n w ill b e g in
i a*1. -SOVi'tnb*-r 15, b u t w e w ill b a
g la d to re c e iv e y o u r o r d e rs d u r in g
th e s u m m e r f o r f a ll a n d s p r in g d e -
te r o o J .'a ? .? * VaUey
1 O R S A L E —-1480 a c re r a n c h on S a l.
m on R iv e r, 840 a c r e s deed ed lan d .
»¡e sCreS . h a y ' plf‘n ty ,jf w a te r, so m a
tim b e r, f a r m e q u ip m e n t in clu d e d .
■ o U ., Id a h o .
C h n te , O u tlo o k , W a sh .
J4
fa r m
in W allo w a v a lle y . 310 a. tilla b le ,
"80 a - Irrig a te d . W rite o r s e e M a x
W r iU
W ' L ‘ I r e U “’
SPECIAL
N 2T®-.S ' A C C O L N T S
collected .
N a tio n -w id e se rv ic e . N o c o lle c tio n .
n>> «¿targe
A M E R IC A N C R E D IT
W a?h“ A U ’ P ‘ ° ' B° X 418, H o « a la n ».
R A D IO
B R O A D C A S T IN G
"
A n n o u n c e rs, W r ite r s , A c t o r s , A c t­
r e s s e s a r e n e ed e d now . H u n d re d s
w ill be needed f o r F -M a n d T e le ­
v isio n C om plete, s tr e a m lin e d c o u rse
O" y
d e l u d i n g te x ts . P a y
o n ly $10.00, b a la n c e upon p la c e m e n t.
L in to n J . S a w y e r , R a d io
P r o d u c tio n s , D e p t. W U -1 , 603 D ekunx
B ld g ., P o r tla n d 4, Ore.
MILK GOATS
R ea d a b o u t t h e ir ca r e a n d m a n a g e ­
m e n t in A m e r ic a 's o ld e s t g o a t m a g -
B o w p u b lis h e d in P o r tla n d ,
82.00 p er y e a r .
THE GOAT WORLD
**• ° - B o x 1530, P o r tla n d 7, O re.
COUNTRY STORE
WANTED
COAL M IN E , p ro d u cin g h ig h -g rad e coal,
o u tp u t sold, close to m kt. B e a rs close e x ­
a m in atio n . E s t. $50.000; wi 1 p u r. a n a o p er­
a te . G eo. A m es, B o x 8 , B enton, W ash.
I have a client who wants a
Country Store - Garage and
Repair Shop - or a Lunch
Room. Must be reasonably
priced, in fair condition
and operating.
FARMS AND RANCHES __
W ILL S E L L 25.000 A. STOCK RANCH.
24.000 a . good p a s tu re , e a rly & late. A ppr.
1000 a . c u ltl.. irrig a te d w ith f re e w a te r. 4
m odn. ho m es w ith R E A e le c tr. 4 se ts b a rn s
A c o rra ls . Close to school. Good h u n tin g ,
fishing. 1 mi. W. Iro n sid e on Jo h n D av Hy.
Sm all dow n p a y m e n t clo ses d eal, b alan ce
e a s y te rm s, low In te re s t ra te .
E A R L LOFTON A SONS. Iro n sid e. O re».
___ HELP WANTED—MEN____
WHAT HAVE YOU TO
OFFER
W A N T ED —D en tal o p e ra to r. $200 p e r w k.
or p e rc e n ta g e . E sta b lish e d $50.000 a y e a r
p r a c tic e . No d r u n k a rd s n eed app ly . P h o n e
o r w rite B. L. BOOTH. 1329 23th A ve.,
L o n g v iew , W ash. P h o n e L ongview 494.
Give description, price and
where I can reach you
TED MAHONE
N. E. Clackamas
INSTRUCTION
1915
E D U CA TIO N A L SE R V IC E
f o r th e p h y sic ally u n ab le to a tte n d school.
W rite P . O. Box 442, W a sh in rto n . D. C.
Portland. Ore.
TRinily 7857
Back-Fired!
A Way Out
The telephone in the rectory
John Barrymore rarely was tact-
sounded its summons. The good fal. Once he was cornered by a so­
minister took down the receiver and ciety matron, who insisted that he
said, “Hello.”
come to dinner the following Satur­
“Hello,” came a voice the rever­ day.
end recognized as belonging to one
Barrymore, who thought the
of his parishioners. “ Bring around woman a bore, declined.
two quarts of Scotch tonight, Mulli- ' “ I have a previous engagement,
gan.”
madam,” he icily explained, “which
“ My dear lady,” retorted the I shall make as soon as possible!”
minister, “ this is not Mulligan. This
is your rector.”
Too Hard to Take
He waited for the erring one to , The weather forecaster hadn’t
break down with shame and repent­ been right for months, so his resig­
ance, but he was doomed to disap­ nation didn't surprise anybody. But
pointment.
his alibi did tickle the city council.
“Indeed,” came the indignant re- i “I can’t stand this town any long­
Joinder, “ and pray what are you do­ er,” his note read. “The climate is
ing over at Mulligan’s dive?”
killing me.”
Neat Definition
Teacher — What’s the difference
between caution and cowardice?
Tommy—Caution is when you’re
afraid, and cowardice is when the
other fellow’s afraid.
A BIT VAGUE
Fats and Oils
The stout lady stopped at a serv­
ice station. “I want some oil.”
“Heavy?”
“Impertinent! Keep your oil!”
Patient—I can’t say why but I
get a sort of a pain, I don’t know
where. And it leaves me in kind
of—-sort of—well, I don’t know.”
Doctor—Here’s a prescription for
I don’t know what. Take it I don’t
know how many times a day for I
can’t tell how long, and you’ll be
better I don’t know when.
DANGEROUS AGE
Careless Laundering
Buttons—broken or missing from
clothes—and ridges worn in the rub­
ber rolls of the washing machine
are double evidence of carelessness
“ wringing.
Fold all buttons,
buckles and zippers inside cloth be­
fore running the garment through
the wringer. Use light pressure op
the rolls.
Sure Enough!
Lady—Officer, there’s a man fol­
lowing me and I think he’s drunk
Officer—If he’s following you he
must be drunk.
* ’
Drawback!
Jane—What makes you think foot­
ball players must be contortionists’
J e a n — They’re always talking
about going around their own ends
she
i „ Jack—How
----- old
— would you say o„c
is?
Jill—Oh, somewhere in the mid-
die flirties.
Bathe at Home
Mac—Did you ever take a Turk-
bath?
Sandy—No, they soak you too
i much.