S o u th ern Oregon News Review, T hursday, Septem ber 5, 1946
CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT
R A B B IT S & S K IN S
WANT L IV E H A IililT S 4 lbs. up, rab
bit »kin s, b ld -s. wo , m ohair, c a s
cara, liv e poultry. R-1 by h Com pany,
»35 S. W. F ron t, P ortland , Oregon.
FOR SALE
D IE SE L PO W ER U N IT S
20 new CMC 370 tip. difcb.il tw in In-
du n,rial power unltM Keared lottether.
C om plete w ith radiator and clu tch .
Mounted on ateel fram e w ith o u t
board m otor bearing* and sh a ft.
W ill se ll an tw in unit or w ill s e p
arate for Mingle pow er unite.
RESCENT M A C H IIZ fe MPO. CO.
D a lla s, Ore.
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Marty link!
“ D ad, can I e sta b lish a d raw ing a c co u n t on iny
w eekly a llo w a n c e ? ”
‘U ntil you le a rn th e d iffe re n c e betw een a zinnia and a
w eed you c a n k eep th a t hoe out o l m y flower b e d .”
B y Ernie B ushm iller
NANCY
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Halen A H#-rvlce, H om e locker«, bot
tle cooler«, reach In boxes. Meat
cases. E veryth in g In refrigeration .
P O B T L A S D B R P 1IO B B A T IO M CO.,
1518 W. B. B lllln < sw o r th , P ortland ,
Oregon- Ph. T > 8644.
FOR KALE— Meat M arket, fu lly equip
ped w ith «lau gh ter h ou se and 40
acre» pasture. W illiam
H opkins,
.sardan. W ash in gton . P h on s 31.
HW w T s CON s T n VE 4, 21 hp. Air-
Cooled Gaa engin e w ith clu tch . N e v
er been uncrated. $315. O lenn Crt-
■•11, Aurora, Oregon.
CONCRETE BLOCK M ACH IN ES
M ake
"W aterprooft" lig h t-w e ig h t
blocks. Low in c o st. E a sy to In stall.
E asy to operate. U s e s a w et m ix.
See It In operation before you buy.
C. M. LONG CO.
P h on s 41O-W or 359
A ubnra, Wn.
■ EW Q UO NSET BLDGS., a ll siz es,
now availab le. L et u s so lv e your
building problem s T ita n M etal P ro
d u cts C o r p o r a t i o n , 1825 N. w .
V aughn, P ortland , O regon, Ph. AT-
w ater 1389.
883 y R E S . 7 p iile s north o f W a ter
v ille. W ash. 423 a cres good w heat
land o f w hich ISO a cres is clean
sum m er fa llo w . B alan ce p astu re:
.Springs, som e tim ber. N o bu ild in gs.
H ig h est bid takes. T erm s cash , to
s e ttle
e sta te . W rite Mrs. T. B.
Jon es, 715 W a sh in g to n A v ,., W en
atch ee, W ash in gton .
OK SALK— 160 A. C attle or sh eep
ranch. 35 A. m eadow g r a ss. 3 year
round creek s through place, B ldgs.,
lo ts o f dead tam arack and cedar.
Good h u n tin g and fish in g . 5 ml.
from L ittle Bend O reille Lake R e
sorts. 14 ml. N. E. C olville, W ash.
$4.000 e a sy term s. M ust se ll ow in g
to d eath of husband. Mrs. L ydia
W im m er, C olville, W ash in gton .
W E L L -IM PR O V E D farm o f 640 a.,
in W allow a va lley . 340 a. tillab le,
260 a. irrigated . W rite or see M ax
W ilson, Josep h , O regon.
GKAD. N U R S E S — Gen. du ty, 1mm.
em ploym en t, p leasant work, cond.,
good pay. E lm a O eneral H o sp ita l,
E lm a, W ash in gton .
80A.— A ll tim ber. H ouse, gar., c h ick
en house. $3000. $1500 down. L o ca
tion for m ill. W e sley K arvlng, G a s
ton, Ore., R t. 1.
SH R O P SH IR E R E G IS T E R E D Stud
and Y earling R am s. A lso 25 r e g is
tered E w es and L a r n b s . G eorge A rm
stron g, C orvallis, Ore.
1168 ACHE STOCK RANCH <o D iver
s ifie d Farm for sa le by ow ner. 120
A. irrigated . 200 A. dry w h eat land.
E lec tric ity , 7-rm. house, barn, gran
ary, hog house, etc. 2-rm. brick
sch ool >A m l, tow n 4 m l. L ots o f
tim ber and w ater. $35.000, term s In
reason. L. T. P o w e rs, W allow a,
Oregon.
SPECIAL
WALLOONS, n o v e ltie s, variety & car-
naval m erchandise. W rite for prices
Jacobson * Shaw , w h o lesa lers and
Jobbers. Mail orders only. 1207 S.
W . B roadw ay, P ortland , Ore.
M E C H A N I C S and body m en. Top
w ages, good w ork in g cond. H o lid a y s
and v a c a tio n s w ith pay. Ph. B R 2231
or w rite T acom a A u to B ales, 723
B roadw ay, Tacom a, W ash .
H ELP W A N T E D — M e c h a n i c , Ford
sp e c ia list preferred. Good salary,
perm anent position .
C. A. R A TCIdlFPE CO.
C heney, W ash.
P hone M Ain 61
IF YOU w an t work, a hom e, a b u s
in e ss or ju s t h ealth , w r ite N. S tra-
ley, Soap L ake, W ash.
FOR SA L E — 32 head purebred Aber
deen A n gu s c a ttle , c o n sistin g o f 1
reg iste re d bull, 10 cow s, 13 y e a r
lin g s, 8 c a lv e s. E llie L eigh , Rt. No.
1, M t. Vernon, W ash.
ROFT E A S T E R LILY P la n tin g
Stock. L arge b u lb lets $10 per lb.
S ta te In sp ected field , 10%
der. D e liv e ry O ct. 1. M ike R igik,
S ix e s. O regon.________________ .
HAY' HAY! Choice hay for horses,
$28 L.L. D airy hay. sam e price;
str a w & grain orders taken now.
Q ltts P eed and Seed Co., Terndale,
Wn.
AM M UNITION h u ts in c ra tes m ade
of 10 gau ge corrugated galvan ized
ste el. 20x50 ft.. 10 ft. high N ation al
S a les Co.. 815 S. W . F ron t St.,
P ortland , O regon. AT 1466.________
RADIO BRO ADCASTING
A nnouncers, W riters, A c t o r s , A ct-
r e sse s are needed now . H undreds
w ill be needed fo r F-M and T e le
v ision . Com plete, stream lin ed course
only $25.00 Including te x ts. Bay-
only $10.00, balance upon placem ent.
£ta rt now'. L in ton J. S aw yer, Radio
P rod u ction s, D ept. W U-1, 603 Dekum
B ldg., P ortlan d 4, Ore.___________ _
DENTAL PLATES
A.’
A N D ALL B R A N C H E S OF
DENTISTRY on
CREDIT TERMS
fa k e 5 ,1 0 . IS A»enrti> to Fay
D r . H arry S emler , Dentist
ALISKY BLOC-- 3 a < MORRISON ■ PORTLAND, ORE
FOR GOOD HEALTH!
• Hemorrhoid»
• R ectal and Colon
A ilm ents
• Hernia (Rupturi)
• Gastric Ulcer
Treated without Hospital
Operation
Monday /trough Friday: 10 A. M .to S P . M.
Eotnmgi: Monday, W tdnt/day, Friday 7 / 0 19
Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC
Physician a n d Surgeon
N ’ Comer E. Bumilde and Grand Avenue
Telephone EAst 3918. Portland 14, Oregon
INSTRUCTION
M I N I N G e u ip s s b n t
If Interested in P ro sp ectin g M ills
A m a lg a m a to rs , e tc . W rite W. w .
O lbson. 112 M arket St., San F r .n -
clsco , C alif.
E D U C A T IO N A L SE R V IC E fo r th e p h y si
c a lly u n a b le to atten d sch ool. W rite C. B.
R ID D L E . P . O. Box 442. Wasblarloa. D. C.
G ENUINE CROFT
EA STER
L IL IE S
P lan tin g Stock
Per 1030
.....$ 50.00
S m all B u lb lets
. ... 103.00
M edium B u lb lets
..... 150.00
Jum bo B u lb lets
6.00
B u lb le ts by the pound
......
150.00
3 Inch Y ia r lin g s
250.00
4 Inch Y ea rlin g s --------- --------------------------------------------- * ’
5 Inch Y ea rlin g s ................. - ..............- ...................................
6 Inch Y ea rlin g s ............................................................... ; / .....
10% D iscoun t on O rders o f $aOOOO or M<’r^
SM ALL Q U A N T IT IE S PO R HOMB O A R D BN USE
1 dozen Br.tra L arge YcarUnga
................................... $»•«{
Vi dozen E xtra L arge Y e a r lin g s .......................... - ................
r r ^ A Y ^ O ^ Y ^ N L V C E R T IF IE D P L A N T IN Ö 'STOCK
GOLD BEACH BULB COM PANY
GOLD BEA C H , OREGON
Fooling ’Em
“ Why do you suppose,” asked the
m an in the re sta u ra n t, “ th a t poor
m en usually give la rg e r tips than
rich m en ?”
“ I c a n ’t really say, sir,” replied
the w aiter, “ but m aybe the poor
m an doesn’t w ant anyone to find out
th a t he is poor, and the rich m an
doesn’t w ant anyone to find out that
he is rich .”
Boys or G irls?
“ I w ant an E string for my vio
lin,” said the G.I. in a London m u
sic store.
The girl brought all the violin
strings in the shop.
“ Pick it hout yourself,” said she,
“ I c a rn ’t tell the blinking ’E s from
the sh es.”
Sad Story
“ You say he left no m oney?”
“ No, you see he lost his health get
ting w ealthy and then lost his
w ealth trying to get h ealthy.”
Desperate Case
“ I’ve sim ply got to get m y wife’s
insom nia cured.”
“ Is it so h ard on h e r h ealth ?” a
sym pathetic friend asked.
“ No, but it’s awfully h a rd on my
pocketbook. All she does when ly
ing aw ake at night is to think up
things to buy.”
No H urry
“ One last prescription—take a
bath before you re tire .”
“ I ’m retiring in 20 years, doc,
but I’ll rem em ber your advice.”
Exclusive
“ Stand u p ,” shouted the evangel
ist. “ Stand up if you w ant to go to
h eav en .”
Everybody stood up excepting one
old m an.
“ Don’t you w ant to go to h eaven?”
asked the preacher.
“ Sure 1 do, but I ’ll be dad-
gum m ed if I w ant to go with an ex
cursion,” replied the oldster.
SALES TALK
Round Tilings
T ourist (in village store) —
W addya got in the shape of auto
mobile tires?
Clerk—F u neral w reaths, life pre
serv ers,
invalid
cushions
and
doughnuts.
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A rchitecture
Nit — W hat keeps the moon
from falling?
W it—It m ust be the beam s
Army Talk
Two buck privates paused by the
roadside to look a t a dead anim al.
“ It has two stripes—w hat is it? ”
said one.
“ T hat simplifies the question,”
said the other. “ I t’s either a skunk
o r a corporal!”
A w ealthy m an, intent on m a tri
mony, told his friend one day th a t
he w as 60 years old, and asked;
“ Would it be b etter if I told a
young lady whom I ’d like to m arry
th at I ’m only 50?”
“ I ’ll be perfectly frank with you,”
his friend replied. “ Your chances
would be b e tte r if you’d tell her
you w ere 75.”
M ysterious Script
“ M am a, m am a, come here quick!
I’ve ju st learned to w rite !”
“ Really, Tom m y? W hat does it
sa y ? ”
“ I don’t know. I haven’t learned
to read y e t.”
Risky Business
M ental Cruelty
“ H e re ’s a doctor,” rem ark ed Mrs.
“ W ell,” said the peace loving Sm ith, looking up from the paper,
husband, “ it takes two to m ake a “ who claim s th a t kissing shortens
qu arrel, so I ’ll shut up.”
life.”
“ T h a t’s ju st like a m a n ,” whim- , “ M ust m ean single life,” m u t
pered the little w om an, “ you’ll just tered Mr. Sm ith.
■it th ere and think m ean things I” I