Southern Oregon Miqer, Thursday, May 16, 1946
Classified Deputaten!
MISCELLANEOUS
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Information 10c. Tattles Service. tto-q
G a s-E I« « lr ts B a llg in t , R s a k fs r g , III.
POULTRY, CHICKS It EQUIP.
Leg« and Inflation
M ila d y '« legs have a bearing on
In fla tio n , reconversion, p ro sp e rity
and economics. Those “ gam s,” it
seems, are d e fin ite ly re la te d to the
state o f the union.
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B y being a lit tle skim p y on
clothes a g ir l m a y be helping A m e r
ica o ve r the crest and hastening a
m o re stable econom ic order. The
I less she wears the m ore she m a y
i be lessening the burdens of the
i P resident, his cabinet. OPA, the
D e m o cra tic
N a tio n a l
co m m itte e
and perhaps the B ig Three.
G
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A ll o f w hich is a pparent fro m the
news th a t the subject o f one inch
m o re o r less o f the fem ale knee
has been causing huddles and de
bates in W ashington. W hether o r
| not to lengthen s k irts has been a g i
ta tin g the C iv ilia n P ric e C ontrol ad
m in is tra tio n and its a d viso ry co m
m itte e s no end.
The a d viso ry co m m itte e have
suggested th a t W ashington p e rm it
s k irts to be an inch longer, but CPA
has been e xtra cautious. Even a
I h a lf inch m ore of leg m a y m ean
m illio n s o f yards of s k irt m a te ria l.
Hence the co m m itte e sessions, ad
m in is tra tio n
conferences,
p o licy
m a k e rs ’ huddles and fra n tic de
bates am ong national leaders, lob
byists, congressm en, etc.
P resident T ru m a n ’ s “ H old the
L in e !” u ltim a tu m m ay be taken as
a p p lyin g to the kneecap o f A m e r
ican womanhood. (H a rry has not
p e rso n a lly made any p u b lic an
nouncem ent o f his convictions on
knees. B u t u n o ffic ia lly he is said
to believe them a good th in g fo r the
n a tio n .—Ed. note.»
B u t the news th a t they fig u re in
OPA ceilings, in fla tio n problem s,
etc., and th a t OPA and C PA are in
fa c t rig h t in m ila d y ’ s boudoir, and
th a t Chet Bowles th in ks the legs of
o u r women are d e fin ite ly in vo lve d »n
the w a r to stop ru n a w a y in fla tio n
comes as news to m ost people.
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The U nited States A g ric u ltu ra l
D e p a rtm e n t's D ivisio n of M a rke tin g
and T ra n sp o rta tio n Research in c i
d e n ta lly re p o rts th a t the length of
s k irts is a b a ro m e te r fo r depres
sions and p ro sp e rity Possibly along
th is lin e :
F u ll length s k irts . . . H ard tim es.
T w o inches above ankles . . .
Things p ickin g up.
F o u r inches above . . . C arload-
ings im prove. B ankruptcies decline.
Six Inches . . . Stock m a rke t ra l
lies.
E ig h t inches . . . S plitups and
e xtra dividends.
R epublicans see
chance to get back into power.
Barney Baruch
Ten inches
suspends p a rk bench deliberations.
Up to knee . . . Dangerous boom.
G o lf club m e m bership rise to $2.500
a head. W ar clouds in Europe.
One inch above knee . . . W ar
R econversion.
Inflation.
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RHYMES FOR A FOOD
SHORTAGE
lack
His
i They
We
Spratt could eat no fat,
wife no lean would touch;
also cut their bread a lot;
ought to do as much!
Sing a song of s ix peace,
REG’LAR FELLERS
By Gene Byrne*
A pocket full of rye;
Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked within a pie;
When the pie was opened
The birds began to wheeze
“ W’e're terribly embarrassed
By pie in times like these!”
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The state ol New Y o rk now has a
law re q u irin g th a t a ll new barbers
take out a license. To get it they
j m ust su b m it tw o photographs, e vi
dence of good m oral ch a ra cte r, a
ce rtific a te of health and evidence of
an ele m e n ta ry education. We aw ait
j the- firs t revocation fo r careless
| shaving. O r ta kin g too sh a rp a tu rn
! around the ears.
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Yale is Opening courses in civil-
i ization.
The
question
w hether
j “ Boola B oola” is a ju n g le c ry w ill
be gone in to thoroughly.
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VIRGIL
By Len Klei*
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O ur idea of a co m pletely happy
hour in the g ie a t A m e rica n home
(1946 m odel) is the one when the
handsome and (lawlessly groom ed
gentlem an who poses fo r the w h is
ky ads learns that his d aughter
has ju s t been chosen Miss Some
body's Beer.
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By Jeff Haye*
SEE D S, P L A N T S , E TC .
T e a a te . C a k k a s e , O a ie a , C e le ry plan ts,
also onion seed. Send fo r c a ta lo g . L ake
M e ad F le e t F a r m s , O v e r le a , N e v a d a .
RABBITS & SKINS
L IV E w h ite rab b its 4 to & Lbs. 24a.
W ant rabbit sk in s, pou ltry and veal.
B a b y * C om pany. 93S S. W. P ron t,
P ortland , O regon.
23c to 55c EACH paid for w h ite ( f r y
e r ) rabbit sk in s. A ll tim e record
high . Free b u tch ering in str u c tio n s.
Hhlp to E. E. L uce, W arren, Oregon.
FOR SALE
P O E T L A K D , O BE. 33 M IL E S
25 acres, 20 c u ltiv a te d , wood, a lfa lfa ,
clover, oats, vetch ; good 6-room
p lastered hou se bu ilt in 1336, clean,
p ain ted in and out, fu ll basem ent,
e le c tr ic w ater sy ste m , barn, double
garage, hen hou se, good w oven w ire
fen ce, % acre filb e r ts, one w alnu t,
fa m ily fru it, sch ool bu s se r v ic e to
N ew berg, all m ilk routes, 2 m ile s to
tow n on s t a t e road, th is i s a nice
place to d airy on a s it h as liv in g
creek and se v e r a l acres n ice bottom
land for p astu re, w ell located. P o ss.
30 days. 311,000.00, term s at 4%,
A. A . r » X H M , Owner, N ew b erg,
Or«., E .P .D . Wo. 1.
STOCK R A NCH , l o c a t e d a t W olf
L odge, 16 mi. e. o f Coeur d’A lene,
Idaho, a t th e fo r k s o f M arie creek
Id eal for a sto c k ranch or w ould
m ake a b e a u tifu l dude ranch. E le c
tr ic ity , good roads, sch o o l bus, d ally
R F C and teleph one. 200 a. o f land.
A m p le s e t o f bld gs., lncl. a ll h o u se
hold furn., m ach. and 38 head o f
sto c k , team . E x c lu siv e le a se on
U. S. fo r e st range. E stlm . 400,000
ft. sa w tim ber. F ull price 315,750.
O « I D L I T IN V E ST M E N T COM
P A N Y , 108 N . 4th S tr e et, Coear
d ’A lene, Idaho.
F A R M E R S, CONTRACTORS A N D
TRACTO R O W N ER S. A T T E N T IO N !
N e w s t a n d a r d rotary “crap ers
(T u m b leb u g ), im m ed iate d e liv e r y in
S e a ttle.
8 cubic f t. s c r a p e r _______
_3117
12 cubic f t. scrap er.............. ........ 3128
16 cubic ft. sc r a p e r ...........................3139
D E A L E R S , IN Q U IR E R S IN V IT E D .
P A C IFIC H O IST fc D B B B 1C K CO.,
3300 4th A ye. 8., B eattie W ash.,
EL I860.
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FO R SA L E — H o u sem o v in g and con
tr a ctin g b u s i n e s s , c o n s is tin g o f
h ou sem ovin g jacks, tim b ers, crib
bing, tractor and trailer, r o ils, c e
m en t m ixer, w h eelb arrow s, cables,
blocks, sh oes, sm a ll to o ls, p lu m b in g
to o ls, tw o s e t s ste e l trucks. P rice
310,500. P ark er fc S m ith , B e a lto r s,
133 W est F ir s t S treet, A lb an y, Ore
gon.
40 ACRES, 32.50 P E R ACRE. L ocated
n ear tow n, railroad, h ig h w a y , stream .
100 m iles so u th w e st St. L ouis. Mo.
U nim proved, unincum bered, u n q u es
tio n a b le title , a ll w e know abou t it.
F ir st 3100.00 b u ys o u tr ig h t. W ar.
ra n ty Deed, T itle C ertifica te. Cal
v e r t A p pliance Co., (O w n e r s), B og-
ere, A rkan sas._______
M AK E your Own C oncrete B locks.
N e w ly patented, fa st, in ex p en siv e
block m achine anyon e can use. A v a il
able im m ed iately. S a l e s m e n and
a g e n ts w anted In th is lo c a lity C. H.
E dgar. 708 B a s t M orton, T acom a 4,
W ash in gton .
R E F R IG E R A T IO N E Q U I P M E N T.
S a le s & S ervice, H om e lockers, bot
tle coolers, reach in boxes. Meat
ca se s. E v e ry th in g In refrigeration .
F O B T L A N D B B F B IG B B A T T O N CO.,
1516 H. B. X lllln g sw o r th , P ortland ,
O regon. Ph. T B 6644.
B A B T CHICKS
Be prepared fo r expected high egg
and p ou ltry prices th is fa ll. Ours
are bred-to-pay liv a b 'e chick s. W rite
at
once.
OBBGC < - C O BV A LLIS
H A T C H Z B T , C orvallis, B ox 450-H ,
O regon.
U. S. C E R T IF IE D PULLO RUM Clean
legh orn baby c h ick s ready for d e liv
ery. A h igh produ ction large egg
str a in direct from th is fa m o u s breed
in g farm a t reason ab le prices. H an-
I se n ’s L egh orn C ity, P u y a llu p , W ash -
l n g t o n . __________
Q UO H SBT H U T S
A ll ste el, knocked down. 16'x36’ and
20 x48’ 3575 and U P. G BO G EB-
AD AM S CO.. 1601 T aylor W a y , T a
com a. P h o n s B B oad w ay 6271, Tn-
com a, W n . ______________________
PO U L T R Y P ic k in g M achines. N ew
G reenbrier M odels now a s low as
398.00. A lso new e l e c t r i c Scald
T ank s. T h e r m o sta tica lly controlled ,
380.00. G rssn b risr, B t. 1, B o x 1160,
B en ton , W ash .
B L B C T B IC B B O O D B B S
R eliab le, econ om ical, 4 sixes. 2 typ es,
a u to m a tic control. P hone GR 8863.
B A U B B O O D B B MPG. CO., B t. 7,
B ox 498, T acom a, W ash.
100 ACRE ranch. 3 hou ses, one 7-rm .,
dbl. garage, e le c tr ic ity . 1J ml. fr.
tow n , sch ool bus. S u itab le for su b
d ivision . 36500.00. M ason B e a lty ,
C o tta g s G rove, Ore.
T H E N O R T H W E ST S C H O O L OF
P L A ST IC S now has o p en in g for a
lim ited num ber o f stu d e n ts. W rite
im m ed ia tely fo r ea rly en rollm en t.
6043 S. E. D iv isio n . P ortlan d , Ora.
FAM O U S M enefee stra in h eavy bronxe
p o u lts, e g g s, breeders, IT. S. P u llo r-
um clean
Cleo B a lls y , S t. John,
W ash in gton ._________________________
COWBOT K A T S fc COWBOY BOOTS
W estern Sad dles, B its, Spurs, B rid les.
M ail orders fille d . COBDAS k SOWS,
601 3nd A ve., S e a ttle, Wn.
Add simile«: As embarrassed as
a fellow who asks for French pas I W E L D E R S for ren tal and sale. E le c
try openly.
tr ic and p ortab le gas en gin e w e ld
ers. G en erators, all six e s to build
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L a te st version of a bew hiskered
' gag: “ I f I had some b u tte r I ’d have
i some bread and b u tte r if I had some
t bre a d .”
SILENT SAM
j I OS SALE—13 a. poultry plant, consisting
of 4 University type units 20x40 with 1 feed
houses 10x20; Arm hse. bath; dbl. garage,
city water A etecr., butane gas. well A well
house. Ranch fenced for sheep or hogs.
Plant equip, with gas A electr. Brooders A
brooding equip, for 9000 chicks. Compl
track A carriers. Beautiful Paradise Val
ley, 3 mil. W. of Atascadero on gd. paved
road. ToUl price SI«,500 E . B. F IN C H .
Bex M , Paradise Valley, Ataseadere, Cal.
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you r own. S u rp lu s w eld in g and c u t
tin g o u tfits r eb u ilt and guaranteed.
B argain s. L a rg est stock in N o rth
w e st.
H obart W elders B xch an ge,
2313 H. E. O nion, P ortlan d , O regon.
SO N G W R IT E R S: 350.00 Im m ed iately
fo r o u tsta n d in g son g poem s. Sub
m it to P n lk s N ew s S yn d icate, 119-49
V icto ry H e ig h ts , Spokane 9, W ash ,
FUCHSIAS
i O BBGOH’S P IH B S T COLLBCTIOM
o r r o c n s iA S
W rite fo r F ree P am p h let
YORK GARDENS
SB A L BOCK, OBBGOH
(F ra n k Y ork
G lad ys York
If G-Man llo o ie i eier writes hit
m em niri a sicell title would bp “ I he
Yegg and I."
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WONDERMAN OF 1946
A super guy
Is Chester G ro a te r;
He got a brand
New outboard m o to rl
CAN YOU REMEMBER—
Away back when it uiai neceswiry
for a doctor to ray “Cm out the bread
and all rich pantrier?”
Flying!
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beginners or advanced. Large va
riety of ships. Advanced and In
strum ent training in AT-8. W estern
Oregon D istributor for Luseombe
Aircraft.
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7 m iles from downtown Portland
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Open Every Day B at Monday