Southern O regon M iner, T hursday, May 2, 1946
Classified Department
RABBITS & SK IN S
L IV E w h ite r a b b its 4 t o 6 L b s. t i e .
W an t ra b b it s k in s , p o u ltr y an d v ea l.
Bnby * Com pany, 939 B. W. P roat,
P ortland , Oregon.
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BOBBY
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R olan d Co«
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Marty Linkt
*1 d id h e a r a s c r e e c h in g n o is e . M o m . B u t I d id n ’t
k n o w w h e th e r it w a s y o u — o r o n e of o u r s h e l l s ! ”
The President and
Horseshoe Pitching
P resid en t T rum an h as d ecid ed to
build a h orsesh oe p itch in g court on
the White H ouse grounds. T h is
should m ak e A m erica feel better.
Much of the trou b le that the world
is in tod ay is du e to the fact few .
if an y, rulers h ave been h orsesh oe
pitchers.
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*1 c a n o n ly s t a y fo r a m in u te — u n le s s y o u h a v e a s e c r e t
y o u ’r e n o t su p p o s e d to te ll m e , t o o ! ”
NANCY
By Ernie Bushmiller
I
W O N D E R IF
IT'LL W ORK
SEN D FOR
J O E TH E
EXTERM INATO
S link st .
M UTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
ytH .TH AT's/<3LO VES?-V
MUTT. HOW DO YOU
MANAGE TO MAKE
A LIVING? I NEVER
SEE YOU DOIN
ANYTHING.»
Z A T H IN K E R !
you I GET V
' l DON’T GET PAID
DON’T
PAID FOR
WHY I
FOR DOIN’THINGS GET PAID
U S IN G
ALWAYS
I 6ET PAID FOR
VERY MUCH M V HEAD
WEAR
WHAT I KNOW/} DO YOU?
GLOVES
TO THINK!
WHATS GLOVES
GOT TO DO r
WITH I T ? /
WELL,YOU SEE I USE
MY HEAD TO THINK
WITH TOO.»,
7----
B y M a r g a r ita
< BEEN HEARING WILD DUCKS
AROUND THE YARD ALL DAY.
BY COLLY, IM GOING OUT
AND 0AG A FE W !
JITTER
T h ere Is so m eth in g about h orse­
shoe p itching that k eep s a m an cool,
e a se s h is n erv es and le sse n s the
ch a n ces of h is doing anything co ck ­
eyed . We had a fe w h orsesh oe p itch ­
ers am on g our e a r lie st P resid en ts,
and their a d m in istra to rs w ere the
m ost p eacefu l in history.
•
P erh ap s in th ese troubled tim es
of ir a scib ility , frenzied d isp u tes,
hair - trig g er
d ecisio n s,
im p a ­
tien ce, with the other fello w ’s v ie w ­
point and the itch to se ttle e v e r y ­
thing overn igh t, h orsesh oe p itch ­
ing m ay sa v e civilization !
•
Had Adolf H itler ever gon e in for
pitch in g h orsesh oes the yen to con ­
quer the world would n ever h ave
d evelop ed . In your w ild est d rea m s
ca n you p ictu re M ussolini foolin g
around w ith a horseshoe?
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FOR SALE
___ S E E U S , P L A N T S , E T C .____
T e m a le . C a k b a ie . O n io a . C e le ry plan ts,
also onion seed. Send (o r c a ta lo g . I.a k e
M eaS P la n t P a rm a . O v e r le a . N e v a d a .
H A Y E S ’ " S u p er M a tin g " C h ic k s sir e d
by M a les K .O .P. W in g b a n d ed w h en
h a tc h e d . L e g h o r n M a le s fr o m H a n ­
s e n 's U .S. R.O .P. 3 0 0 -e g g h e n s. N ew
H a rn p sh ires, W h ite H o c k s fro m P..
O P. 2 0 0 -2 7 5 -e g g h en s. A ls o " R e g u ­
la r M a t i n g " A u s t r a - W h ite s , N e w
H a rn p sh ires,
W h ite
L e g h o r n s.
S tr a ig h t-r u n o r s e x e d D a y old or
s t a r t e d . B r e e d e r s P u llo r u m te s te d
L ite r a tu r e fr e e .
K a y es K l-O rsda
H a tc h e r y . T w in T a ils , Id a h o .
R E r R IG E R A T IO N E Q U I P M E N T .
S a le s & S e r v ic e . H o m e lo c k e r s , b o t ­
t le c o o le r s , rea ch In b o x e s. M eat
c a s e s . E v e r y th in g in r e f r ig e r a t io n .
POBTLAM D B E P B I O 1 B A T I O I CO..
1916 B . X. K lllln g sw o r th , P ortland .
O regon. Ph. T B 6644.
ELZC T BIC B B O O D Z B «
R e lia b le , e c o n o m ic a l, 4 s iz e s , 2 t y p e s ,
a u to m a t ic c o n tr o l. P h o n e U R 8983.
B A D B B O O D B B MPO. CO., B t. 7,
B ox 498, T acom a, W ash.
BA BY CHICKS
Be p r e p a r e d fo r e x p e c t e d h ig h e g g
an d p o u ltr y p r ic e s t h i s f a ll. O u rs
a r e b r e d -to -p a y liv a b le c h ic k s . W r ite
at
once.
O BBO O B - CO BYA LLIB
HATCHEBY,
O regon.
C orvallis, B o x 49O-B,
P O B BALE B T O W B B B
6 0 -a c. d a ir y fa r m . 40 a c. b o tto m la n d .
3 0 -co w
b arn ,
5-rm .
m od.
h o u se,
b u y e r m a y h a v e 1m m. p o s s .; 918.000
w it h o u t s t o c k o r e q u ip .: t e r m s m a y
be a r r a n g e d . P h o n e o r w r it e L arry
B lllo tt, T illam ook h otel, T illam ook ,
Ore.
U. S. C E R T I F I E D P U L L O R U M C lea n
le g h o r n b a b y c h ic k s r e a d y f o r d e l i v ­
ery . A h ig h p r o d u c tio n la r g e e g g
s t r a in d ir e c t fr o m t h i s f a m o u s b r e e d ­
in g fa r m a t r e a s o n a b le p r ic e s . H a n ­
On with the h orsesh oe stuff,
H arry! Y ou’re no gen iu s in sta te s ­
m anship. You are not the w isest
se n ’s L egh orn C ity, P u y a llu p , W a sh ­
in gton .
ruler o f th e day. But n ev erth eless
w hen the a to m ic bom b c r isis a g i­ W IL D G e e s e , D u c k s. P e a f o w l. P h c a -
ta tes the g rea t m en of the earth , I s a n t s , P ig e o n s , R a b b its . P r ic e s fr e e .
I J e w e l S a m s P arm , D a n v ille, H l.
when p o ten ta tes on all sid e s are
W B ID B T X8Z.ABD
sh ou tin g at on e another and w hen so
20 a c r e s . P o u ltr y , d a ir y , f r u it ; e f f i c i e n t
m an y big m en h a v e so m an y hot
la y in g b a tt e r ie s ; m o d ern r e s id e n c e ;
r a v it y w a t e r s y s t e m . P e a t b o tto m .
id eas for c a u sin g trouble, it w ill be
5,000. A. Chapm an, C linton, W ash .
good to know that you spend a little
OBOCBRY,
OAB, B B B X C A BIBB
tim e each d ay out behind the W hite
B U S I N E S S n o w n e t t in g 91000 m o ,
House p itch in g h orsesh oes.
w ill in c r e a s e . T o ta l p r ic e 918,500,
• OR
in c. la n d , b ld g s ., f i x t u r e s f o r s e r v ic e
f
r
/ - A N D iF I DlDNT WEAR
GLOVES MV BEAN WOULD
BE ALL SCRATCHED UP! "
LITTLE REGGIE
29c to 55c E A C H p a id f o r w h ite ( f r y ­
e r ) r a b b it s k in s . A ll t im e reco rd
h ig h . F r e e b u tc h e r in g I n s tr u c tio n s .
S h ip to B. B. L u H , W arren, Oregon.
Bv A rthur P ointer
s t a t io n .
C ircus M em ories
The circ u s is back in N ew York,
and thousands of big city kids w ill
be thrilled no end. But w e pity the
kid who n ev er knew the circu s in a
sm a ll town. B ack h om e in our b o y ­
hood it w as the ev en t of the y ea r.
The first flush of p osters on the b ill­
boards kindled our im agin ation . . . .
w e w ere sle e p le ss for nights before
the great d ay . . . and w e w ere up
at 3:30 a.m . the m orn in g the big
show arrived. . . . It w as alw ays
unloaded in the freigh t ya rd s down
at Long W harf off W ater street, and
w hat a thrill it w as to h ear the
lo co m o tiv e w h istles and then see
the circu s train s pull in, unload
and start on the five-m ile trek to
the circu s grounds, w hich used to
be in E lm C ity park «b ack of the
H ubinger m an sion .
A fter the unloading had pro­
g ressed an hour or so. w e hustled
to the grounds to s e e the ten ts go
up. . . . T he rat-tat-tat of the stake-
d rivin g crew s . . . the ru m b le of
the w agon w h eels .
the sm ell of
tam b ark and hay . . . the arom a
o f lam b chops and boiled p otatoes
from the cook-tent . . . oh. boy!
We g en erally m an aged to get a job
lead in g a pony in a p arad e and got
a free p a ss to the show.
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I n v o ic e
s to c k .
9 1 0.000
w ill
handle. M yrton M oors, B e a l B atata,
Ocean B ake, Ore.
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s im p le e a s ily - u n d e r s t o o d m a n u a l on
t h e a r t o f R A D IO A N N O U N C IN G .
I n c lu d e s r a d io s c r ip t s
h ea rd
on
le a d in g b r o a d c a s tin g s t a t io n s . P r e ­
p a red b y a p r o f e s s o in a l r a d io a n ­
n o u n c e r , it is s e n t to y o u p o s t ­
p a id f o r o n ly 92.95 W . A . S a w y er
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STOMACH ULCERS
T h e “ O ” has h pen k n o c k e d o u t o f
" U N O " w h ic h n o w b e c o m e s o ffic ia lly
" U .N ." w h ic h m a k e s it so u n d li k e an
In d ia n H rant. N o w if th e y w o u ld o n ly
ta k e th e “N " o u t it se e m s Io u s i t w o u ld
p e r s o n a liz e its m e s sa g e tr e m e n d o u s ly .
K earth n ra, g n s sin e ss , b lo a tin g , so a r ot
u p se t sto m a c h , n ervona In d igestion
A head of the M exican b aseb all
lea g u e th reaten s to com p lain to the
A m erican am b a ssa d o r about an
A m erican b aseb all p layer who has
quit the lea g u e. The ’" a lte r m ay
g et before the U nited *.'ation s s e ­
curity cou n cil. Which is a fine id ea.
It would g iv e the orga"<7at'on ter­
rific p ress n otices, e s p e c ia lly if any
d eleg a te w alked out.
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Is a h o m e t r e a t m e n t u s e d b y t h o u s ­
a n d s. N o s t a r v a t io n d ie t . E a t n o u r is h ­
in g fo o d W h ile ta k in g . M oney hack
g u a r a n te e w ith each h o ttie . T r ia l s iz e
91.00. E c o n o m y s iz e 16-oz. 92.00. S en t
p o s t - p a id o n r e c e ip t o f p r ic e .
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dtuoe
Rowell's Formula Ten
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G en eral M acA rthur recom m en d s
that the J a p a n ese adopt the A B C.
alp h ab et. The Jap s are satisfied
that th ey w ere nuts to sta g e the re­
cent w ar and th ey m ay be read y to
ad m it that the Jap alphabet drove 1
them crazy.
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excess acid
r O R GOOD H E A L T H !
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Hem orrhoids
But we still doubt that the Jap s
w ill seem anv less w arlik e b ecau se i 9 Rectal a n d Colon
Ailmants
they sp ell, “ D oes the cat s e e the
9 H e rn ia (Ruplitrt)
rat?" our w ay
9 O astrit Ulcar
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S o o n w e sh a ll h e h e a rin g o/ th e
w o r th y c itiz e n w h o d a r t e d l i f e „1 a
s h o e s tr in g a n d u ltim a te ly a c q u ir e d a
f u r n is h e d r o o m .
Isn't it about tim e the book clu b s
b egan se lectin g the book clu b s of
the month?
Laugh of the Y ear The an n ou n ce­
m ent, with a sob er face, by OPA
en forcem en t a g en ts at this late d ate
that w h olesale b u tch ers h a v e been
forcing reta ilers to m ak e “ tie-in"
p u rch ases!
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PORTRAIT OF AN AM ERICAN
“T his is an o u tra g e.” he d ecla re s
When in a su b w ay jam ;
“ T h e r e o u g h t to be a la w !” he
scr e a m s,
“ What do they think 1 a m ? " . . .
H is sq u aw k s a re terrify in g , oh.
T hey can be heard a m ile—
But at the r a ce track he w ill stand
And tak e it w ith a sm ile .
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T he old lea g u e o f N ation ! Is now
clo sin g In S w itzerlan d . It is su rp ris­
ing ev eryb od y by a d isp l» y of firm ­
ness in this proced u re.
Treated without Hoapltal
Operation
AlosiAry through Friday: 10 A. iM. to 5 P. M.
E teniagi: M onday, W td a isd a y, F riday 7 io 10
Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC
Physician and Surgeon
N. I. Corner E. Burnside end Grand Avenue
Telephone EAst 3918, Portland 14. Oregon
" S ^ n s ^ ^ ^ U B t ^ w a r n n r a s m iw a s
F ree P atents
Benjam in
Franklin
m ade
no
money from his inventions. He be­
lieved they should be contributed to
the public, and refused patents.
T ransparent M em brane
Snakes have a protective storm
Window over their ey e s—a transpar­
ent m em brane which saves the or­
gan from scratch es and injuries.
Abolish Self-Crem ation
Suttee, abolished by the British in
1829, w as an Indian custom of a
widow burning h erself on the fu
n eral p yre of her husband.
Lum ber Supply
A m erica u ses half of its annual
lu m b er supply for construction, the
rest for furniture and other m anu­
factured erti"’es.