# ^ ¿ ^ / T G re a t fo r O A ll N I C D a in ty A p r o n In E as y F ile t C ro c h e t A ges! HEARTBURN Rsiisved in S I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Whan S IH M etnonarh arid raouw painful. esffiMnt« ln< gSS. M»ur eioniarh a id heartburn duetiiru UMAallg |>i»«>'iit>« the feet eel acting medlrlnea known fur • vmiittunsMe reltef n »les maybe lighter work. A pregnant dancing, costumes, acting and ing (by wheel-barrowi a load of un­ 'rionilrerahls another liar . I .nsU liislawl ------„ MMl. finished parts which spill at a bump woman gets several weeks' leave scenery are done with sweeping W‘." •»iwrience of Í « g r misfit a l e h i l I thou- t lio u - of absence before her baby, and imagination. These people have a on the floor. The girls must stop I after it. The average fam ily, he genius for the theater. to pick them up. L 'L IT T IN G from party to pantry f.’. . . " | com forlablr secure- not lor is fun when you wear this dainty just The theater is the only thing In a luw hourii, hut alliin» or I t i osta — Relieves pain and soreness There is an elaborate banquet in ' tells us. is five children for the city lo « nothin« 3 um ckly rrlirn ,« anti the Soviet Union which can boast bib-top apron in easy filet crochet! hslfis the director's dining room at the worker and about eight for farmers hrioi'Ut sore sums due to hmso M Z O IN T U IC S I plates m a t slip and chair ,1 I.-„is But Eric wants to know about the of an uninterrupted growth and Make it w ithout the bib, too. end of the inspection. There again around Pl-U' • lit. „ to keep out | r i I- ' M illio n s of people Buffering from ta lin « fo ul parilrlas 4 Ideal |o- The Bolsheviks were sim ple Files, have fo un d prom pt are the red wine, white wine, cham­ problem of absenteeism. The di­ tradition. trouhlesonie lowers, uppers tool E ve ry o n e a d m ire s a hostess who looks relief w ith FA ZO o in tm e n t Here » . V ’’1 an easy.to.os«, pagne. and vodka glasses, the tre­ rector seems amazed that such a proud of the ballet and in both Mos­ fresh why: First, PAZO o in tm e n t soothes tube of H i„ ,r a t your drusslst , so crochet this apron fo r yo uis.-lf: question should even be asked, be­ cow and Leningrad they kept going u i i« / ,X ‘L-. <*'ni|,letely »at- Inflam ed arm s — relieves pain and mendous array of cold hors o r fo r g ifts ! P a tte rn 7232 has directions; .o r« « ', your monas uacki Itc h in g . Second. PAZO o in tm e n t d’ oeuvres, starting with caviar and cause he says, of course, they have continuously all during the revolu­ c h a rt. lubricates hardened, dried parts— no such cases here. Lazy or tardy Due to an unusually la rg e dem and and tion. The Bolsheviks did not liqui h* ,p* Prevent cracking and sore- pastry. Standing behind the table. T - _ilrd. h l ‘ PAZO - - - - - o in tm e n t tend« n t conditions, slig h tly m ore lim e Is I see a fam iliar face. It is the sm il­ workers are rebuked by the wall date their actors, stage designers, c re u q rre to reduce ««ellln g and check m inor u ire d In (tiling orders fu r a few of the newspaper or denounced over the directors, and artists as they /lid bleeding. F o u rth , It's easy to use. ing steward who presided over the m ost po pu lar p a tte rn num bers. P A ZO o in tm e n t's p e rfo ra te d P ile banquet at the Tschalkovsky Thea­ shop public address system. If it most of the upper classes in 1917 Send yo u r o rd e r to: P ip e m akes a p p lic a tio n stm p la, happens two or three times the mat­ and in the ensuing C ivil War. th o ro u g h . V o u r d o c to r can te ll E at p le n ty yet lose ter. you about PAZO o in tm e n t. ter is taken up with him by the Today, a visit to a motor factory Sewlng C ircle N e rd le c ra ft Dept. w eig h t w ith delicious He was. it developed, the chief S U P P o s I t o b iis r o o t union. We gather it is a grim pro­ which used to make tractor engines. Box 3217 San F ran cisco «, C alif. candy reducing p lan Some person», and m any doctors, caterer for Intourist, and every­ ceeding. Both factory and product have been Have a more slender, graceful fig- Enclose 16 cents for P a tte rn prefer to use suppositories, so PAZO where we were entertained we were ure No eirrri.u ig No laiaiivrs. com m In handy suppositories also. It is hard for our capitalist minds redesigned and the plant now turns N o ._ _________ Nodrugs With Die smurf« A Y DS to find his beaming smile whether to grasp the idea that under social­ soothing relief th at out dive bomber motors largely for s itanuii Candy Keilucing Plan PAZO always gives. N am e the scene was a factory, a railway ism, possibly the factory belongs to you don t cut out any melts. the Stormovik—a 1700-horsepower Starches, isnainra. meats or but­ diner, or a picnic near abandoned u n PAZO Today! At drugstores? A d d r e s s ______________________ the workers but certainly the work­ job. ter. you sinqiiy cut them down. German trenches on the Karelian er belongs to his factory; without it It lr.ui-1 when you enjoy debt unis Its director is only thirty-four (vitamin foctuiwb AYf>S candy Isthmus. Q-(orcmcnls Aleolinrly harmless he has nothing to eat and no place years old and seated next to him at ln rtiniral trai Between toasts Johnston whispers to sleep. ’ « ' • < i,...|.„ |n | „ „ | „ , | d o lo ts the table is a dark-haired woman of N o t e d P ia n is t H o ld s T h e r e mor« than ISS riOMO l- . l 14 Is is Ibi. su r .«s to me: ‘ ‘That director’s a good man. Now we tour the plant. Again it forty who is assistant director, and w ith A V O N VtttiiiMii (.'« m J y iva A r e T h r e e A ges o f M a n He could hold an important job in seems to have no smooth-running who has charge of wages, working ä tn a ,«„ua. tew « M 4 in the States. Maybe not quite the assembly line but a series of linked conditions, health and vacations. wita 4 ON AV BAcVa. urii C I ,.„J, d u r in g P la n job he has here, not president of the He tells us he has 15,000 workers 0 leading .1 O Shakespeare divided the ages of Drug Counters Everywhere company. and most of them eat their meals man into seven, but M oritz Rosen­ Tear Owl this Ad at • Ramlndar ''And you’ll notice that on all such in one building, The food is cheap thal recognizes only three. Speak­ policy questions, this guy didn’t and good because the factory ing fro m the shady side of 75, the know. Obviously, the Kremlin de­ owns and operates two farms. There great pianist observed: ★ ★★★★★★★★★★★★ - y * cides. Like any plant manager he are permanent operating staffs on “ A man is young if a lady can does the best he can with what they each, but the factory workers rotate make him happy or unhappy. He give him. In v e s t in Y o u r C o u n t r y — to furnish most of the labor. comes to m iddle aqe when she can 'We’re talking to production men. We glance into a workers' lunch m oke him happy, but can no long­ B u y U . S . S a v in g s B o n d s ! The planning brains of this thing room. The meal consists of a por­ er make him unhaopy. He is old are in the Kremlin, not in the fac­ ridge with kasha (buckwheat), black when a lady can m ake him neither tories.” bread and borsch—a rich meat and happy nor unhappy.” **-> * The Russians around the table are beet soup. It looks and smells fam iliar—serious, orthodox, indus­ good. trious young men anxious to get on Beyond is the foremen’s dining in the world—the same type you room. They get the same dishes It'» wonderful how a bttle might find at a junior executives’ Hitb. a P»r»- plus black pressed caviar. Farther Va-tro-nol relieves transient star »»— of — . _ is is one one of the lunch in an American factory. There on is the engineers' dining room. congestion that stuffs up tho mouOt P '^ ^ o p tn e d , well- they would be registered Republi­ nose and spoils sleep. Quickly They eat like the foremen except m‘ ° T L HoUrwot*1 stan T00 jour nose opens up-breath­ to re lie v e stuffiness, in v ite cans without having given it too they may have white bread as iofonned H°> Y* po«rder. ing Is easier I If you need re­ much thought, but because the boss well as black, butter, and their cavi­ uje .c * '° nx Zgobbio»- n e - lief tonight, try It! Follow di­ M cKesson » * was a Republican and because it ar is the more expensive, loose, un­ rections In the package. B ridgepo rt. Coon. salted kind. was the party of respectability TOOTH lusf o fear drops and its hallmark would be helpful to Now we proceed to the director’s if nose gets "s to p p e d u p " up sock nostri/ dining room, where I Jot down the a young man anxious to get on in POWOES the world. menu's main items: vodka, red wine, white wine, champagne, cavi Here their prototypes are Com­ ar, butter, smoked sturgeon, salted munists for the same reason. These Reviews Red Army cucumbers (which are delicious) men would average thirty-two years coleslaw, cold veal, salami, smoked old. In 1917, when Communism was bottlenecks and connected piles B u y U . S . S a v in g s B o n d s ! a revolutionary party in Russia The workers look up, but they seem beef tongue and for dessert, pastry (sometimes it still is abroad, but to have no fear of the bosses. They and flne-textured chocolate layer only when it is helpful to Russian look him straight in the eye as an cake. ; e USE We learn (not from our Russian foreign policy), these men were American worker would. hosts) the caste system we have seen boys of five. When Lenin died they X The Zees trucks and half-tracks in the dining rooms goes all through were twelve years old. " I ’M TOO YOUNG look sturdy by American peacetime The Revolution was over and standards, but they can't compare their factories. They have devel­ those young men most likely to suc­ with the rugged giants which De­ oped enormous white-collar clerical TO F i l l C O L D P R E P A R A T IO N S ceed followed the Communist Party troit pours out for our armies and and engineering staffs. Once a man becomes an engineer, he loses face LIQUID, TABLETS. SALVE, NOSE DROPS because it represented authority, those of our allies. The workers are SO 0 1 0 I / / power, and wealth, as has the Re­ about half women, and the rest very and prestige should he slip into t CAUTION—USE ONLY AS DIRECTED publican party to a lesser extent in old men or boys in their middle suit of cover-alls, as American en gineers do, and go down to a fac America. teens. tory bench to show workers how it The next morning K irilov arrives Wages here, including the direc­ to take us to another factory, one tor's salary, are exactly what they should be done. Until the 1917 Revolution, Russia , of the most important in Russia. were at the other plant—and at _ TO GET MORE ' For here they make the Soviet most of the others we are to visit. for a thousand years was a caste- ridden feudal state. Twenty-five Union’ s automobiles. In America We go in to the usual banquet at years can no more wipe this out a dozen major companies turn out about four in the afternoon. than it can abolish Russian food hab­ a hundred models. In this classless If your blood LACKS IRON! The next day we are herded into society one company makes one our Zees and tear across town to its or Russian verbs. So this new Y ou girls an d w om en who suffer so from socialist bureaucracy, raised up out model, and Its entire output goes to sim ple an e m ia th a t you're pale, weak another dingy square, flanked by its single privileged class—the top barracks - like concrete workers’ of the proletariat, in s tin c tiv e * out th l* m ay be du e to lack ? s n ? S i on 8 0 try Ly d la E P ln k h am 's stratifies itself into castes. communists, factory directors, and T A B L E T S — one o f the best hom e wavs apartment houses, where flapping Slowly I am beginning to under­ m nbt ’i Ud .u V £ d b l o o d - ln such c S S government officials. Red banners and huge portraits of stand this place and its people. Sup­ Ta b le ts are one o f th e grea t­ It looks rather like a 1935 model est b lo o d -iro n tonics you can b u y! A t Marx, Lenin, Engels and Stalin an pose you had been born and spent sedan of American manufacture nounce the entrance to the ball a ll drugstores. W o rth try ln g l all your life in a moderately well with the difference that it is a sloppy bearing works. run penitentiary, which kept you engineering job. Its name, pro- It is crammed full of the newest working hard and provided a bunk W NU—13 04—46 nounced “ Zees” in English, comes and best American machinery but to sleep in, three daily meals and from three Russian words meaning its floors again are cluttered and the enough clothes to keep you warm. "Factory in the naTne of Stalin.” MUSCLE PAINS can do it to you soothes fast w ith lighting bad. However, the product Suppose it was explained that the The director of the Zees plant, —make you /eef oid—lank drawn seems to be a good, precision-made warden and the guards were there and haggard, sorftone Liniment Ivan Likhatchov, is a stumpy, seri­ job, although we guess that by largely to protect you from the contains methyl salicylate, a most W o rk ous little man of forty-eight who American standards, production per malevolent outside world. effective pain-relieving agent. And carefully cultivates a slight resem­ worker must be low. Needless to say, if anyone tried For You To Feel Well Soretone’s cold heat action brings blance to Stalin. He wears a cap, At the regular afternoon banquet to release you or menaced you with 24 hours every day. 1 days every you fast, so-o-o-thing relief. grows a soup-strainer mustache^ week, never stopping, the kidneys filter there are many toasts to Soviet- a parole, you would fight like a tiger. waste m atter from the blood. and receives us in riding Vousers 1. Quickly Soretone act» to en­ American friendship and the second If more people were aware of how the There is, however, one marked and high black Russian boots. kidneys must constantly remove sur­ hance local circulation. in coisi of front. Then Eric tries to find out difference between inmates of the plus fluid, excess acids and other waste First, he gives us an over-all pic­ 2. Check m utcular cramp». matter th at cannot stay in the blood something about business competi­ Soviet Union and of the Kansas M U S C U L AR LU M B A G O ture of the plant. It employs 40,000 without injury to health, there would 3. H elp reduce local »welling, be better understanding of *Ay the workers, and has 12,000 more young­ tion in the Soviet Union. The direc­ State penitentiary at Lansing, where OR BACKACHE whole system is upset when kidneys fail sters in its factory school. Former­ tor of the factory insists that there I have often visited an old friend. 4. Dilate tu r f ace capillary blood to function properly. due ts fstifus or »xgesurs is great competition—particularly Burning, scanty or too frequent urina­ Food and clothing in both places are i f ly, it itiade trucks (the Soviet Union, 0 te n e h . tion sometimea warns that something to get raw materials. But who gets about the same, maybe a little bet- M U S C U L A R P A IN S with over 200,000,000 people, made is wrong. You may suffer nagging back­ For fastest action, Zef dry, rub in the most? The plant with the high- ter in Lansing. But should my Kan­ ache, headaches, dizziness, rheumatie 300,000 motor vehicles per year at dus to eoldi pains, getting up st nights, swelling. again. There’s only one Soretone— est production record. sas friend decide his penitentiary the peak compared with America’s W hy not try Doan’t P illi? You will SORE MUSCLES insist on it for Soretone results. We pile back into cur cars to be was not well run, and express the be using a medicine recommended the 1941 production of 4,800,000 for its country over. Doan's stimulate the func­ 50c. Big bottle, only $1. dus te everwork taken to what K irilov describes as hope that there might be a change 130,000,000 people). Now it pro­ tion of the kldneye and help them to a rubber factory; actually it pro­ of wardens, he would run no danger flush out poisonous waste from the M IN O R SPRAINS duces trucks, half-tracks and muni­ blood. They contain nothing harmful. duces not rubber but tires, from of being shot were he overhSird by tions for the Red Army. Get D oan'i today. Use with confidence. iORHO« rubber made (usually from alcohol) A t all drug storee. MONEY B A C K - The Komosols (young commu­ in the Soviet Union, whose scientists a stool pigeon. I concede, howev­ er, that in Russia a talented inmate nists) in the factory school started pioneered in this Important field. IF WRfTONE D 0O N Í IATISFÏ can work himself up to be warden, ♦ Though eppllpfl mid, rubs* making tommy guns for the Red Its director, introduced as Vladi­ rurlent Ingrrdlrnt« in Hum lone act like h»al io Incremoe Arm y when the Germans were only m ir Chesnikov, is a pleasant young which would be impossible in Lan­ the (tiperflfial aupply <,f sing. 35 kilometers from Moscow, and rnan of thirty-three and under him blood io the erne and Induce “ and McKetson makea ¡t” • glowing eenae of w erath. 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