Classed tcpaitmenl POOR H U B B Y ! HOME FURNISHINGS & APPLI. C O N V E K T that wood o r co I ctove o r fur n a c c to o*l. F o r p u rtic u h tr a w r ite I t i . I , B ex 261 - S ilv e rto n , O regon _____ M IS C E L L A N E O U S H IK E | I! BROOKINGS I AS II II I lf . Y M L LB S fr e e w ith 42 p e r year subscriptio n to “ P a c ific C oast D e e p Sea G a z e tte .“ F r e e ta x la n d In fo rm a tio n , fa m o u s lily bu lb in- d u s try . c o m m e rc ia l fis h in g , lu m b e r in d u s ­ tr y . T h e coast is bo om ing , re a d a ll about it. S ub scribe to “ P A C I F IC C O A S T D E E P S E A G A Z E T T E .* * C re s c e n t C ity , C a lif PERSONAL M A IL O H O F .K P H O T O F I N I S H I N G D e v e lo p in g , p rin tin g , e n la rg in g , copying W r ite fo r p ric e lis t an d fr e e m a ilin g bag P H O T O S E R V IC E S . In e. 5M0 M a r k e t St. « San F ra n c is e s 4. Calif. M r».—Never kick about the poor quality of biscuits that I make. . M r.—Why not? M rs.—Because I never kick about the quality of dough you make. RANCHES FOR SALE RABBITS & SKINS 24c. W an t ra b b it sk in s. p o u ltry veal, a ll m ea l« p a y in g good price« R u b y 8 Co. 933 8. W r r o n t . P o r tla n d , O reg o n . i .I V E r a b b llti 4-6 I.b a Just a W arm -Up Lem —M y feet are cold. Clem—Just put a brick at your feet when you go to bed. Lem— I tried that. Clem— Did you get the brick hot? Lem —Naw, it took me all night just to get it warm. 20c to 45c EACH p a id f o r w h ite ( f r y ­ er) ra b b it «kin« H ig h te n s io n s tr e tc h e r s , *1.50 doz., p re p a id . S h ip to E. E. L a cs, W arren, O regon. "A ll right, fella! Where’« the lire?” "H e happened to glance in her direction!" NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller R A B B IT S K IN S — to p p r ic e s p a id by old l ita b lls h e d f u r house. B o y B and- strom , N a tio n a l b u ild in g , S .a t t la * W rite fo r « h ip p in g tag « . HELP WANTED Social Outcast Postmaster—I ’m sorry, but I can’t cash this money order for you un­ less you have some identification. Have you some friends in camp? Soldier—Not me, I ’m the bugler. G IR L S , B e a u ty S h o p s a n d B u s in e s s O ffice» pay w ell. W o u ld y o u lik e to e a rn a« you le a r n ? D o n 't s i t a t hom e a n d be blue, m a k e y o u r d r e a m s com e tru e . D o n 't m l«« th is . W rite to d ay . C a rl B ln e ta c k , P re « ., S tu d e n t S e rv ice . M y r tle B e a c h , E. C. Yowl! Jones— I understand M adam e Ya- kowiski is a famous Finnish singer. Smith—All I know is that I heard her concert last night and I couldn't stay till the finish. AUTO m e c h a n ic to w o rk on F o rd or o th e r m ake«. E x c e lle n t in co m e a s- Hurred John D ay M otor Co.. John Day. Ore. P h on e 35. W r its or phone. P IC K W IC K P O U L T I t Y P IC K E R S . P aram ou n t P ro d u cts C orporation, 1533 B o y lsto n A ve., S e a ttle , W ash. FOR SALE MUTT AND JEFF well . there IT i S j M Ÿ NEW ATOMIC A L A R M CLOCK 1 I IN V E N T E D ' S By Bud Fisher / m u t t is a V / FIR ST it RINGS VJlTtC S O U N D SLEEPER / SOFT MELODIOUS NOTES I I SH A LL T R y IT THEN IF you DON'T AWAKEN f ^ o u T O N H l M / y **— t IT RINGS LOUDER- Q ----- I L I K E T H A T ' f S uppose ' THAT DON'T W AKE \ you9 A SECOND.' T IM E W IL L T E L L .' I C A T E R P IL L A R D ie se l g e n e r a to r D- 4800, 374 K .V .A ., 220 v o lt« A.C. B u d a -D ie s e l p o w e r u n it, 100-110 li p. a s is. M illin g m a c h in e , B ro w n & S liarp e , No. 1J. w ith v e r tic a l head. L ig h t p la n ts , A.C. a n d D.C. m a n u a l a n d f u ll a u to m a tic , a ll m a k e s, 1-10 K.V.A. E le c tr ic m o to rs , a ll siz e s , A.C. a n d DC. A lso w a te r p u m p s a n d a ir c o m p r e s s ­ o rs. E B E C T 3 IC MOTORS. Inc. 1526 - 1 st So., S e a ttle 4, W ash . E B 5072 One-Man A rm y Veteran— Yeah, I once put almost three hundred men out of action. Youngster—Gee, didn’t you get a medal? Veteran—No, I was camp cook. Run for Your Life He— I f you don’t m a rry me, I ’ll go hang myself in your front yard. She— Now, you know Pop wouldn’t want you hanging around here. IN R E V E R S E M O TO R C Y C L E R id e r s w e h a v e in s to c k tir e s , tu b e s , w ool lin e d r id in g m itts , r a in a p ro n s , r a in s u its , l e a t h ­ e r b e lts, le a th e r h e lm e ts , g o g g le s, g e n u in e l e a t h e r s a d d le b a g s , a n d m a n y o t h e r u s e f u l m o to rc y c le a c c e s ­ so rie s. In dian N o r th w e st S a le s C om pany 935 3 . 3 . H aw th o rn e B lvd. P o r t’and 14, O regon LITTLE REGGY By Margarita □ 5-A C R E ra n c h , b o rd e rin g U m a tilla riv e r, 5 m i. 8 W f r o m H e r m is to n . 52 a c r e s p a id u p ; w a t e r r i g h t in bond fr e e d is t. 22 a c r e s a l f a l f a . 12 a c r e s ric h b o tto m lan d . N e w h se .. lge. s h e d ; s h e e p - tig h t fe n c e ; lo ts s h a d e : Jo in s f r e e r a n g e ; 1-m i. p a v e m e n t. R E A . *8500, J c a sh . J . B . P le tc h e r , H erm iston , O regon. F O R S A L E — G e n e ra l s to r e a n d t r a d ­ in g p o st in T a lk e e tn a , A la sk a . R ic h f u r a n d g old m in in g d i s t r ic t . O r A la s k a r a ilr o a d a n d a ir lin e r o u te s . No c o m p e titio n . C o n v e n ie n t te r m s a v a ila b le . O p e ra te d tw e n ty y e a r s W r ite o w n e r, B o x 52C, A n c h o ra g e A lask a. IN D IA N M O T O R C Y C L E S a le s & S e r t - ice. P la c e y o u r o r d e r no w f o r a 1916 m odel I n d ia n M o to rc y cle. C o m p le te s to c k o f g e n u in e I n d ia n p a r t s a n d a c c e s s o rie s . In dian N o r th w e s t S a le s C om pany 935 3. E. H a 7thorne B lvd . P o rtla n d 14, C regcn JITTER By Arthur Pointer BY O W N E R — 10 a. w itli p v t. lan e , gd. 6-rm . m od. hse., elec, h o t w a te r w ire d fo r ra n g e , gd. b a rn , c h ick , lises., o th e r b ld g s.; f r u it, n u ts ; *5500. B. E. G rill, rte. 1, box 240. O rchards, W ash. P h on e V an cou ver 47P41 or Orch. 3F1C. • BY’ O W N E R — 4 a. good lan d , a ll t i l l ­ a b le , m o d e rn 8-rm . h o u se , w o o d sh ed , la rg e b a rn , g a ra g e , c h ic k e n house, f a m ily o r c h a r d ; *2750. N e a r S ilv e r- ton. W r ite E. N. B arnhart, B t. 1, B ox 372-A, S p rin g fie ld , Ora. F I L B E R T T R E E S , B a rc e lo n a , D a v l- a n a , D u c h illy v a r ie tie s ; a ls o . C h it- tarn tre e s . P le n ty o f s to c k a v a ila b le fo r im m e d ia te s h ip m e n t. C h a rle s W F o rrest, Coos E ay, O regon. ! In sley & S p e e d e r g a s sh o v e ls. M o to r J g r a d e r s , g a s & d ie s e l. 5 & 10-ton g a s ro lle rs . Boa 1 m a c h in e r y & s u p p lie s S erv ice E quip. Co., 309 A urora, S e a t­ tle, W a -h . i C A N A R IE S , r o lle r s , b a n d ed , p e d ig re e d . V ig o ro u s h e a lth y , f r e e s i n g i n g m ales $15.00 d elivered . O sm an A v i­ a r ie s. 1720 64th A v e., O akland 3 C aliforn ia. H A M P S H IR E B o a rs a n d w e a n e r pig: fro m c h a m p io n s i r e s a n d d a m s. W rite E. E . E ch ew , B o ise , Id aho, B t. 2. 20,000-C A P. S A W M IL L , w ith 150-li C u m m in s d ie se l, 2 g a s d o n k e y s. ( .1. 40 I n t C a t., w ith Ia s a a c o n a n g le dozer, new tra c k , c o m p o v e rh a u le d H a n ley B ros., A m b oy, W ash . R E G IS T E R E D B R O W N S W IS S cow s a n d h e ife rs . C a lv e s s ir e d bv o u r fin e bull. M cH UG H SH O W N S W IS S FARM B u te 1, B ox 103 Y elm , W ash . I C U SH M A N A u to G lid e s no w a v a ila b le . No p r io r itie s . W r ite f o r l a t e s t c a t a ­ lo g s a n d in f o r m a tio n . P r ic e s fro m *217.50 up. 90 m il t s p e r g a llo n . S o lv e y o u r t r a n s p o r ta ti o n p ro b le m w'itli a C u sh m a n a u to g lid e . E a y B. G arner, £35 S. E. “ a w ia o r n e B lvd., P o r tla n d 14, O re g o n . BROA D B r e a s te d llro n c e tu r k e y poult;-. P u llo ru m c le a n M e m b e rs o f O reg o n T u r k e y Im p ro v e m e n t A sso c ia tio n . B ro a d B re a s te d C la s s if ic a tio n . K en ­ n eth E llis , E t . N o. 2, B ox C4, L e b a n ­ on, O reg o n . FO R S A L E — M odern g a r a g e , se rv lc i s ta tio n . s e r v in g "H u n g ry H ors. D am S ite " a re a , n e a r K a lis p e ll. Se or w rite H. J. H U N T R B A L T 3 ; B u ffa lo B lock , K a lisp e ll, M ont. I F O R S A L E — T h ir t y S h e tla n d pottle; s m a ll ty p e. C. B. W ilts e , H u n te r ; W a sh . 4 m ile s e a s t on th e S p rin g d a le h ig h w a y . M rs.—I wasn't going 60 miles an hour, or 50. or even 40! Cop— Be careful now. or you’ll be backing into somebody! Mechanical Failure Professor — Why did you spell pneumatic "neum atic" in this es­ say? College Boy—The K on my type­ w riter isn’t -working. What's in a Name? Sunday School Teacher — You never heard of the Ten Command­ ments? Goodness gracious, what’s your name? Small Boy—Moses, m a'am . Only Skin Deep Cora—What makes you think that girl's father is a druggist? Dora—She said she got all her good looks from him. Medical Advice Patient—What's the best thing for gas, doctor? Doctor (absent-mindedly) _ "C " coupons. Take Your Choice Mother—I want your explanation and the truth. Teen-age Daughter—But, mother, you can’t have both! That’s the Question Teacher— Every dollar bill has at least ten thousand germs on it. Sm arty—How many are on a five dollar bill? i’P.M 'TO RS 911 . CP • N E - "60” C a te r p illa r w ith D d ru m a n f D ozer. M odel " L " w ith D ozer. "50” G a s w ith H y s t e r D rum . "50" D iesel w ith D ozer. "35" D le se !— w ide Range. ? Yd. IN S L E Y S h o v e ’. , 8 Yd. & J Yd. T r u c k C ra n e s . C o n c re te M ix e rs a n d V ib r a to r s . A ir C o m p re s s o rs — P u m p s. T ru c k T’.e a r E n d s V- T r a n sm isso ln s. M isc " l’e n e o u s snvB l to o ls, D E V E N N Y E O U IF M F N T CO. 1118 W. N ic k e rso n AB. 382i S e a ttle 99, W ash . ¿ED U C E — W ith P h y to la c c a B e r n J u ic e T a b le ts . C o n ta in s i> h abit f o r m in g d ru g s . R e c o m m e n d e d bj d o c to rs . 200 t a b l e ts $1.25. P a c ific M ed ical S u p p lies S e a ttle 1, W ash . FOR GOSD SiiEALTSE! • Hemcrr.’.c'u’i • Rectal an d Colon AHmeiUs • H ernia (Rupture) R E G IS T E R E D H o rn e d H e r e f o r d s , y e a i 9 Q astrit Ulcer lin g b u lls a n d c a lv e s . R e g is te r e H e re fo rd a n d b e ef s h o r th o r n cow . I Treated without HospILl H a v e p u r c h a s e d M e y e rs & S o n s her< Operation o f H erefords. D on ald R itz sc h k Monday through Friday: 10 A. M. to 1 P. M. G oldendale, W ash . '.venings: Monday, Wednesday, Friday 7 fe 10 S P E C IA L . N O RTH W EST T R U C K H E A DQU AI IT E R 3 '41 & '42 C h e v ro le t, 4 w h e el d r iv i j tr u c k s , som e w ith w in c h e s , A -l m e ­ c h a n ic a lly . A lso c o n v e n tio n a l t r u c k fro m 275.00 up. >,-> to n to 10 to n s 2 w h e ele d t r a i l e r s — c a r siz e to h e av y lo g g in g size. C o m p le te sto c k used p a r ts . N ew a n d r e b u il t m o to rs . N B B SO N C H B V R O IE T COM PANY 17th N . W . & B e rr y A ve. S U n s e t 9101 S e a ttle 7. W ash . W A N T E D M aple b u rls, good q u a lity . 34c per lb. d e liv e re d m y y a rd . A l­ fred Boeb, 7315 N . E. 2 7th A vs. M all A d d ress P. O. B ox 1866, F led m ont S ts ., P h on e M U 4154. Dr. C. J. BEAN CLINIC Physician and Surgeon I. E. Corner E. Burnside and Grand Avenuo elephone EAct 3918. Portland 14. Oregon W K B a B B H B C T ' ’ ''' - ” X j