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Claiiified Department
INSTRUCTION
F L U O B B S C B M T I.K IIIT N
M o w Io mud
sour ow n 2o w a l l lig h t« fo r la a * Ih a n t i n
r o r h . M a la r ia l« u v u lla n l» . C o m p la ta , « u .ii
i M e e d , d e ta ile d In a lru rtlu n a . t l <10 r a a ti m
i .o n e r o rd e r, ('h e r k a SI 10. N I'R C IA I. T I
« A I .F 8 . Il e » l. H . - 4 , H e« I0 M . M a a e la , In il
H IlM ful Ignorance
Myron — What you don’« know
doein't hurt you.
Byron—That’s true, but it iomo-
tlm e i amuse* others.
C E IL IN G PRICK
M A H . O K I1 F K I ’ l l U T I I f i n i h i i i n g
D ev e lo p in g , p r in tillä , enlarging, lopyliir
sprite for i n » « Hat olid frc „ m u llin a b
P H O T O 8 K H V R F M . In a .
.’« I M a r t e l Ml.
H in I'r a a e la a a 4. C a ln
RANCHES FOR SALE
Hio AUI1EH, 74 auraa olinriul, on hlgh-
svuy, HCliool I iiih routa imil olautrlc
Un«. S-room liouae, inodern «xoapt
lirut, Inrioi burn, oth er lm I l<l I ng h
* i roiVM, 9 yrarllngM, II «alv»«, 2
liorniH, loin o f Imy In burn; Iructor,
oonibln« nnd o th e r iiiurhliirry. Home
Mcronil arow th tlin brr on pliire Ali
■orn for «13.1100 iiiab . Carl M. T lfft,
Mandpolnt, Idaho.
I t ' l l HALE 42 iiii ' iih , no b u ild in gs,
Hinnll o i 'i l i T i d , 20 iie r e a c u l t i v a t e d
I ’ r l r e , « I r.oo A. F. Cate«. M. a, B t.
M ariaa, Idaho.
H A B B ITS & S K IN S
1.1 VW rutilili» 1 »> Lb« 24c. Wunt rub
bit NklriM, poultry. veal, all mont*
p a y in g
S. W
good
prlc'cN
Ruby
Ic C o.. •3 5
f r o n t , P ortland , O regon.
>10 to 4&U EACH paid for w h ite (fry
**r> rubblt
xklriM
lllg b
tenulon
stretch er* . >1 50 d o x , prepaid. Ship
to B. JD. latice, W arren, O raron.
HELP WANTED
Y11IJNU Indy 17 to 2 6 'yeara for h o u se ­
work In u ltra-m odern hom o In beau­
tifu l real dentin I d istr ic t. Own room,
hom e prlvll«a<'H. «76.00 per m onth.
No board, room or Incom e tax to
pay. N o n -am ok ,r preferred. Mra. Z>.
a . B elcou rt, 1333 7tn W e st, B eattie
9, W aah.
llltL.M, lleu u ty .Shopa und liualrieaa
O ffic e« pay w ell. W ould you lik e to
earn aa you Irurn? Iion't a lt at hom e
and be blue, m ake your drearna
com e true. Iion't mlaa thia. W rite
today. Carl Xdnebaek, F ree., Stu d en t
Servloe, M yrtle B each , B. O.
AUTO m ech a n ic to work on Ford or
oth er m akes. E x cellen t Incom e aa-
aurred. John D ay M otor Co., John
D ay, Ora. P h on e 39. W rite or phona.
FOR SALE
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HOLLY
Tha s i f t auprciiie for your frien d s and
bualneaa naanclatr« Backed In nun-
crusbablu 24x12x4"
box««. E very
«pray la b e a u tifu lly c lu ste re d w ith
la rs« red berrlea. (Tliem lcally dipped
to Insure lon g life , and w rapped
In tru e C hrlatm ua s ty le , w ith a
sp rig o f m istleto e . P repaid any
w here In II. K A 93.78.
12" h o lly w reath a se n t an yw h ere In
IT. H. A. Ribbon decorated, «2.25.
P O IT B B 'B OAMDBMB
77«« a sm V . B.
B eattie, Waah.
I n w o o d 9838
Bona 8
■ O 1 L T WROX.BBAX.B
.MODERN Jew elry sto r e and w a tc h ­
m aker eq uip m ent, doin g good bua­
lneaa; Ideal for tw o people; Inven­
tory approx »12.000; fix t u r e s at In­
voice; ex ce l, lo ca tlcn ; low rent,
lease, liv in g qu arters: no a g e n ts,
1309 4 th Bt.. Baa R a f a il, Oal.
\T T E N T IO N CAR O W N E R S: We are
now w reck in g '40 t o '42 Ritlcka, '.16 to
IO C h evrolet«, '37, '38 P ackards, '36
to ‘40 o ld s . A lso m any o th e r m akes
and m odela. For good used parta,
c a ll or w rite A nto S a lv a g e A W reck-
la g C om pany, 3330 B. B. 83nd, P o r t­
lan d 8, Oregon.
IsV O W N E R —111 a. w ith pvt. lane. Kd.
B-rin. mod. hse., elec, hot w ater,
wired for range, gd barn, chick
liars., »tlu r lildg«.; fru it, nut«; «6500.
Xi. B. O rlll, rte. 1, box 348. O rchards
W ash. Phona V an cou ver 47P41 or
Orch. 3P I8.
Age Old Cure
Jones—1 hear they’ve Invented
something to prevent the roosters
from crowing in the morning.
Smith— Really? What is it?
Jones—Chicken soup!
What’s In a Name?
Stranger — Do you know a guy
down this street with one leg named
Munson?
Boy—Munson? Well, I ’m not sure.
What's the name of his other leg?
Simple
Teacher—Define the subject and
the predicate.
Sm arty—The subject is what does
the predicate and the predicate is
what the subject does.
Dolls are a big favorite.
The brightest spot on toyland is
the doll parade and the parlor game
sector where there are reported to
be good supplies of many old favor­
ites like Camelot and Monopoly that
children and parents can enjoy to­
gether, although cardboard and dye- I
cut limitations have made new items he lays in the manger within the
scarce. Classic card game favorites cave where Christ was born.
D ram atically the procession ap­
like Rook, Pit and Crossword Lexi­
con have been produced in large vol­ proaches; heralded by a single
ume. as they require a m inim um of horseman, his banner streaming
cardboard. Bonanza, combining the aloft. A corps of native police
technique of Michigan and Rum m y, mounted upon fiery Arabian horses
is another favorite that provides fun follows, and then another single
for all the fam ily. Escape-type horseman upon a prancing black
games that are easy to learn pre­ steed carrying the cross on high;
dominate.
the patriarch in his cardinal and
erm ine, m itred bishops, clergy in
embroidered vestments and white
acolytes— swinging golden cen­
Nation’s Christinas Tree robed
sers— precede the jeweled pavilion
W as Dedicated in 1925 of the Holy Child.
The procession enters the Church
The Nation's Christmas Tree
of the N ativity. The public is not
was so dedicated on Christmas
perm itted to witness the actual plac­
Day. 1925.
ing of the effigy, as that part of the
The tree, one of the Sequoia
church—built above the Cave of the
gigantea, is estimated to be 267
N a tiv ity — is under the jurisdiction of
feet tall and is located in General
the Greek Orthodox church.
G rant National park, 64 miles
On Christmas Eve, members of
east of Fresno, Calif.
a ll denominations assemble to sing
Appropriate and well-attended
carols above the birthplace of the
ceremonies are held beneath the
Holy Child before midnight mass is
tree each year, weather and oth­
solemnized In the Church of the
er conditions permitting.
N ativity.
M ilk M aker
H a rry —Did you know I used to be
a gardener In a dairy?
Jerry—No. What did you do?
H a rry —I used to water the milk.
H AR D TO ANSW ER
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Editors nt Work
Editor— I wish we had an x-ray
In this office.
Contributor—What for?
Editor—So I could tee through
some of the Jokes you contributor!
send in.
R E G IS T E R E D B R O W N SW ISS cow s
nnd h e ifer s. C alves aired hv our
fin e hull.
M oH U O H 1 1 O W I SW ISS FA BM
B u te 1, B ox 106
Y elm , W ash.
480-ACRR ranch for ante, a ll equipped,
m illio n fe e t o f tim ber.
F ree nnil
fir s t w n ter righ t. W rite B o m le H ll-
denbrant, R ep u b lic, W ash .
FOR SA L E — M odern garage, aervlci
sta tio n ,
se r v in g
"H u n gry
H orsi
D am Site" area, near K a lisp ell. Sec
or w r ite H. J. H U N T R EA LTO R ,
B u ffa lo B lock , K a lisp e ll, M ont.
H A M P S H IR E R oars and w ean er p igs
from cham pion s ir e s nnd darns W rite
B. E. E ekew . B o ise, Idaho, B t. 9.
RED GARLIC. silv e r sk in . D ise a se
free, 35c n lb Ed C arothers, B t. 3,
B ox 314, H illsb o ro , O regon.
HOSE IN T E R E S T E D In a pure bred
reg iste re d A lpine buck p le a se w rite
F . M. Shuck, R. 3, B ox. 41, P o r t­
land, O regon.
M APS— C ity, cou n ty, s ta te nnd world
L argest se lec tio n on th e c o a st at
M etsk er Man Co., I l l So. 10th, T a­
com a, W a sh in gton .
S P E C IA L
N O R T H W E ST
TRUCK H E A D Q U A R T E R S
'41 A- '42 C h evrolet. 4 w h eel drive
tru ck s. Home w ith w in ch es, A -l m e­
c h a n ic a lly . A lso con ven tion al trucks
from 275.00 up. <i ton to 10 tons.
2 w h eeled tr a ile r s — ear size to
h ea v y lo g g in g size. C om p lete stock
used parts. N ew nnd reb uilt m otors.
NBTBO N C H B tm o r .E T COM PANY
17th N . W . fc L ea ry A ve. S U n eet 9100
S e a ttle 7. W ash .
COON, Cat H ounds trained, nnd Pups.
H uaaell Knot, R.D. 3, P ort Orchard,
W ash in g to n .
250 REPR O D U C TIO N S, your fn vorlti
p h oto or sn a p sh o t for C hristm as
use. »2.45.
For In form ation writ»
C an field Ant S tu d io, B ox 973, S a i
B runo, C alif.
Beware Coughs
The “ great sw allow er” —a fish
that is only nine inches long—has
an extra stom ach to take care of
food greater than the cap acity of
its norm al stom ach, scien tists say.
Wrapped up neatly inside the
fish’s regular stom ach is an e la s ­
tic extra pouch, which expands
like a balloon when the fish sw a l­
lows an object larger than itself.
The great sw allow er lives in deep
w ater, 1,800 to 9,000 feet deep and
scien tists are still wondering how
it can stand the great pressure at
that depth.
Creomul.slon relieves promptly be­
cause It goes right to the seat of the
trouble to help loosen and expel
germ laden phlegm, and aid nature
to soothe and heal raw, tender, in­
flamed bronchial m u c o u s m e m ­
branes. Tell your druggist to sell you
a bottle of Creomulslon with the un­
derstanding you must like the way It
quickly allays the cough or you are
to have your money back.
THE HENNING VIOLIN
from common colds
That Hang On
C R E O M U L S IO N
forCouzht, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
FOR QUICK RELIEF FROM
^TIOjCHYMUSCLES
' jr * ,
Sproins
*
Strains
*
Bruises
Stiff Joints
WONDERFUL X-MAS GIFT
F ascinating, thrilling Toss-
gam e for Children
and A d u lt s . T w e lv e
glittering m e t a l r in g s
mounted on colorful card.
M akes w o n d e r f u l stocking
stuffer and extra gift for that
extra-special person. E ach card
only 25c. Get several!
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G-L PRODUCTS CO., Oak Harbor. Ohio
Gentlemen: Send me_________ cards at 25c each.
I am enclosing S __ . , for this thrilling game.
M A IL
TODAY A
Nam»
S treet and N o _
City__________
-State-
Let the Ads Guide You When Shopping
your car
your truck
yourself
(Ünittr, All flr Jfaithfitl”
C A N A R IE S, rollers, handed, pedigreed
V igorou s, h ealth y, free s i n g i n g
m a les »15.00 delivered . O sm an A v i­
a r ie s, 1730 84th A ve., O ahland 3.
C alifornia.
20.000.CA P. SA W M IL L , w ith 150-h
Cum m lna d ieael, 2 g a s donkey«, t. d
40 Tnt Cat., w ith Iasancon an gle
dozer, new track, com p overh auled
R a n l« y B ros., A nboy, W ash .
All Bethlehem turns out on De­
cember 24 for the a rriv a l of the Pa­
triarch of Jerusalem—Cardinal of
the Holy Land — who each year
brings to Bethlehem an ancient ef­
figy of the Infant Jesus, which
dlcates, but better quality lines of
wood and cardboard playthings are
p ou red . Rubber toys are not ex­
pected to appear in any volume and
plastic items w ill be lim ited to the
same small quantities as last year
due to m aterial shortages.
Believe In Signs?
Cop— What's the idea of parking
right In front of the Are house?
Lady Motorist— Why, the sign said
“ Fine for P a rk in g !’’
‘Great Swallower’ Fi«h
Has an t^xtra Stomach
hoii T christmas
IN BETH LEH EM
Geography I.exaon
Teacher—Nam e five things we get
from India.
School Boy—Tin, oil. rice, India
rubber and India-gestion.
You’re M y Baby
She— Do I remind you of the ocean
because my eyes are so blue and
deep?
He—Naw, you remind me of the
ocean 'cause you’re so seldom
quiet.
F IL B E R T T R E E S . B arcelon a. D avl-
nna, D u ctility vnrletlea; also, Chit-
lam tree« P le n ty o f sto ck a vailab le
for Im m ediate sh ip m en t C harles W.
F o rrest, Coos B ay, O regon.
The Wise Men may have been tne
only ones who actually la w the Star
of Bethlehem.
But;
According to St. Matthew, when
Herod heard that the Wise Men were
The celebration of V-J Day didn't seeking the Christ Child whose star
come soon enough to put Santa they had seen in the east, he sum­
Claus' toylund schedule to a peace­ moned the chief priests and scribes
time basis. Although he will carry of the people and demanded of them
more than a $200,000,000 pack of where it had been predicted that the
playthings this Christmas, less than Christ should be born.
“ And they said unto him, In Beth­
8 per cent of the toys under Yule-
tide trees will be of m etal and most lehem of Judea: for thus it is w rit­
of these will be the simplest types ten by the prophet."—St Matthew
2:5.
of stamped-out metal.
It was written by the prophet—
There will be only a token
showing of wheel toys, electric and nothing could prevent It .’
And after the Wise Men had been
trains und mechanical toys of m et­
al. a survey of toylund supplies In- directed to Bethlehem by Herod:
. Io. the star, which they had
seen in the east, went before them
till it came and stood over where
the young Child was.
“ When they saw the star, they re­
joiced with exceeding great jo y.” —
Matthew 2:9-10.
Apparently, even the Wise Men
lost sight of the Star tem porarily—
hence they rejoiced when it returned
to their vision after they had de­
parted from Herod.
The Star ol Bethlehem was nei­
ther kindled nor extinguished when
Christ was born in Judea—it was
written by the prophet, it has van­
quished every despot from Hesod to
H itler and survived every tyranny
and cruelty that evil men could think
of; and the hearts of men, turning
from foul memories and associa­
tions, have— and shall—rejoice in
the eternal light of righteousness
and peace.
It's A Pleasure
N it—Even nowdays 1 like to hitch,
hike.
Wit— Why?
Nit— I t ’s thumb fun!
R E ST A U R A N T . tavern anil card room,
d oin g good b u sin ess, «how « e x c e l­
lent net return. P rice »12,000.00
R E S T A U R A N T iiveruK ing «250.00 to
«300.00 d a lly gross.
N e ts »1,400
m onth um ler ow n er operation. P rice
»11,000. H a lf cash.
Ed C. M etzger
401-1411 F ou rth A ve. B ld g. M Aln 7147
B eattie, W ash.
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Ouch!
B ill—There’s one place you can
get all the gas you want w itluu t
coupons
Joe— Where’s that?
B ill—The dentist's.
Mrs. Jones— Young man, how do
you sell your H whurger cheese?
C lerk—Madam, I sometimes won­
der about that myself!
Ed. O. M etzger
401-1411 F ou rth Ave. B ldg. M Aln 7147
S e a ttle, W ash .
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M rs.—How docs my new hat look?
M r.—It looks like a week's wage*.
»25.0011.00
M odern sto re hiilhllnK o f f iv e «tore«
In proaparous au b -center In S ea ttle.
N e ts a lm o st 11
on th ia price.
Ed C. M etzger
401-1411 F ou rth A ve. B ldg. M ain 7147
S e a ttle, W ash .
Terms.
ETERNAL STAR
OF BETHLEHEM
Husy With War Work, He
Was Unable to Make
New Metal Toys.
_________ PERSONAL________
Mi AC II Elf, 10 Iblrbind, 40 a. alandliiK
tlinbur; now 52-ft . 20-row burn, IK
bead o f r u tile , Ige. nhlcli. I iouh «,
126 bona, i-leclrlrlty , 8 ml. Aatorlo
mi (food rood 4240 8. w . Barbur
lllv d ., P ortland , or w rite Mt. 3, Box
479, Antorla, O regon.
Games and Dolls
Hold First Spot in
Santa s Toy land
• I f y o u n e e d y o u r c a r (o r tru c k ) th is w in te r, y o u
Hand Made and U n su rp a sse d
T erm s. W rite for B ook let
E xpert R ep airin g
need
GUSTAV HENNING
w e e d t ir e c h a in s ,
be s tu c k
YXOXiIN M A X ER
B e lfa ir . W ash.
w ith o u t th e m .
to o . . . b e c au se y o u m a y
A n d re m e m b e r — w h e n
w heels sp in in snow o r o n ice, th e h e a t q u ic k ly
d a m a g e s tire s.
MAKE LIFE
WORTH LIVING
w e e d t ir e c h a in s
th e d a m a g e a n d in co n v en ien ce o f sk id a c c id e n ts . . .
th e y k eep y o u m o v in g w h en snow s to p s ch ain -less
WHY SUFFER?
Do what c o u n tle ss num bers of
happy u sers are d oin g for th e
e f fe c t iv e r e lie f of:
• A r th r ltlc -R lie u m a tlo P ain s.
• Chronic C atarrh al C onditions
(A s In B ro n ch itis, A sthm a and
S in u s P ains. I
• Skin D isord ers.
cars. A nd b y p re v e n tin g a c c id e n ts ,
O dorless and T n s te le ss
C on tain s P ure C oncentrated
E sse n tia l G arlic OR
A SX YO UR D R U Q O IST
or
R ichm ond Adam C om pany of A m erica
P. O Box 282
H elling! in. W ash.
F iv e W eek ’s S u p p ly f3.00
w e e d c h a in s
p ro te c t y o u a n d y o u r fam ily from i n j u r y . . . o r worse.
j
w h e n tire s s l i p — W e e d C h a in s g r ip
N a tu re ’s Finest Blood P u rifie r
A d a m 's
G a r lic P e a r l e s
also sa v e y o u r c a r a n d tr u c k
Calling from all Churches throughout all the lands, with the hymn most
often heard, "O Come, All Ye F a ith fu l,” carol singers have become a most
vital part of every com m unity’s Christmas. Without the boys and girls
singing in the Churches, in the homes and over the a ir, Christmas would
laek the real spirit that it has acquired in this country.
Santa’s Toy Outlook
Stuffed animals will be plentiful in
Santa's pack, but Dydee, the pre­
w ar favorite that drank from a bot­
tle and had its diapers changed,
can't be expected until 1946 for V-J
Day came too late to make rubber
available for Christmas toys.
Doll furniture such as cradles,
beds and high chairs will be avail­
able but in lim ited quantities. Doll
carriages are being manufactured
in volume but there w ill be only
a lim ited number with m etal parts.
Yule Tree’s Start
The Christmas tree business in the
United States is believed to have
started in 1851, when M ark Carr, a
woodsman of the Catskills, sold two
sledge loads of trees in New York.
Today, almost every region pro­
duces Christmas trees although the
largest volume comes from the Far
West. Frequently, buyers of trees in
our cities w ill observe they are
tagged with a notice to the effect
that they were harvested according
to good forestry practice.
Check up today. Make
sure your car and truck
have chains in good re­
pair. If you need repairs
or new weed chains , see
your dealer or service
station.
A M ERICAN CHAIN D IV IS IO N
AM ERICAN C H A IN & CABLE
In Business Jor Your Sajety
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