Southern Oregon Miner, Thursday, October 25, 1945
Receives Honor—Expected Blame
Tojo in Suicide Try
Lighter Buses
New buses made of aluminum
weigh from m to I tons less than
previous models
Japs Like Baseball
Baseball ia more popular in Japan
than anywhere else except in the
United States and Canada,
R eleased by W estern N ew spap er Union.
Lacks Nitrogen
The firing of corn during the ex­
ceptionally wet weather la princi­
pally due to a lack ot nitrogen.
THE SUPEK-CHICKfcN
GOVERNMENT PLANNING HAS
NO PLACE IN PEACE T IM E
The poultry world is out to pro­
GOVERNM ENT peacetime "plan­ duce the Chicken of Tomorrow. It
ning.” of which there i i a well- is working on a postwar kluck-
founded fear, could mean only a con kluck that will give a greater per­
SNAPPY PACTS
tlnuance and extension of what we centage of white and dark meat, a
have had as essential wartime bu­ fowl that will even have meat on the
reaucratic regimentation. Govern­ neck and wings.
ment would tell us what we could
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produce on farm and in factory,
The Baby Chick Association of
how much, and at what price the America and outstanding poultry
products could be sold. Government experts are to convene to set stand­
would fix the maximum temperature ards for the Postwar Bird. If they,
of our homes; who our doctor must by any chance, get an order of
largest mAotublo rubber units avar
be; what we might read; when to chicken on a train or in a restaurant
mod« (2 0 0 ft long and 25 H high)
ware the pneumatic break wa te n
work, where and at what, and at on the way to the meeting, their
used to control the wave« on the
what wages. It would mean regu­ zeal for the achievement of their
beaches during the Normandy in
lation of all the details of living. It goal should be warmed 90 per cent.
vatlon
would mark the end of ambition, the
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individuals desire, or opportunity, to
The v a rio u s r a w
m a te r ia ls
Our experience with chicken late­
u te d in th e m a n u fa c tu r e o f
get ahead. It would make the people
ly leads to the conclusion that there
lir a s c a m e fr o m 35 d iffe r e n t
servants of the government, instead
is a crying need for a chicken that
states.
of our American way of govern­
will have any meat whatsoever
ment as servant of the people.
35 .7 pound» of synthetic rubber ora
on It.
uted up in driving a cor 2 0 .0 0 0
Germany, Italy, Russia have
miles a t 3 5 m. p h 61 pounds are
had government ''planning.** It
We don't know about the Chicken
used while driving the same num­
meant Naxiism, Fascism. Com­
’mighty”
leader
of
the
Jap­
of Tomorrow, but the Chicken of To­
ber of miles at 5 0 m. p h.
munism. It meant totalitarian
anese empire at the start of the
day belongs among the war crimes.
government, as it is bound to
war. Premier General llideki Tojo
S ponge r u b b e r , a c e n tu r y -a id
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mean wherever it operates. I
d is c o v e ry , m a y b a c a m a a b u n -
is pictured here as he lies In a
“
The
general
and
his
lady,”
shown
in
Washington,
shortly
after
their
There is not enough meat on most
d r e d - m illio n - d o lla r In d u s try .
do not believe the American
semi-coma condition after shooting
restaurant chicken to hold the feath­ happy reunion. General Wainwright stated that all the time he was a
fighting man made the sacri­
prisoner in Japanese camps, he thought the American publir would hold himself. Doctors report his life will
ers
on.
They
must
have
been
feed­
fices he was called upon to
be saved so he might be hung.
ing these birds plastic cracked corn. him responsible for the fall of the Philippines. The honors heaped upon
make, for the purpose of estab­
him by the nation came as a gratifying surprise to America’s No. 1 hero.
lishing in this country the prac­
Or Is it the fault of the
tices and methods he fought
whose practice it seems to
against in Europe and Asia.
cook a chicken only In some
The only class who might approve
that will magnify Its faults?
government "planning” is that
small minority who are without am­
There may be chickens in Amer­
bition, who are seeking a way of
existence with the least possible ef­ ica with meat on them, but the res­
fort involved, whose idea is a gov­ taurants have been getting the other
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ernment that will provide three kind. A good many chefs seek to
meals a day, a home and fire. The cover up the faults of these birds
American fighting man is not of by serving them in the style called
that class. If we are to avoid the “Southern Fried.”
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catastrophe of government "plan­
ning” it will be largely because the
Now. the real Southern fried
fighting man will have the final chicken is a delicacy, but too many
say.
cooks in the East, West and North
Those who would institute "plan­ have been merely demonstrating
ning” as our system of government that they don't know their compass
are not propagandising their efforts points.
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in that direction. They are working
We don’t know what the stuff Is
under cover in an effort to accom­
plish by indirect methods what the that they have been frying the chick­
American people would definitely ens In, but it could be a combination
and emphatically reject if presented of sawdust, putty and discarded
openly. With the "planners" it is chewing gum.
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the accomplishment of a bit here
Donald S. Russell of South Caro­
and there during wartime which
We got a Southern fried chicken
lina. whose nomination as assistant
they had hoped to have had so well the other night that must have had
secretary of state was made by
embedded when peace arrived as to a wrapper made from the sweep­
(1 ) T hey are the talesi place in all the
President Truman. Russell will fill
make the bits permanent.
ings of a porch where the painter had
world (or your savings.
the vacancy caused by the elevation
been burning off the paint with a
The American people recog­
Listeners throughout the country had the opportunity to hear M ar­ of Dean Arhrson to undersecretary (2 ) They are a w ritten promise from
the United States of America to pay
blowtorch.
nised the necessity for, and sub­
garet Truman, center, daughter of President Truman, when she broad­ of state. It Is expected that other
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you hack every penny you put in
mitted to, a surrender of much
casted with the choir of the Trinity Episcopal church, from the Inde­ changes will be made.
(
)
)
They
pay you back $4 (or every S3
There
was
some
excuse
for
the
of their individual freedom dur­
pendence, Mo., "Church of the A ir,” on a coast-to-coast network. She has
you put in. at the end ol ten yean
Southern fried "wrapper,” as the appeared In operas in several cities in recent years.
ing the stress of a war emer­
. . . pay you interest at the rate ol
chef didn’t have much to work on in
gency. For them to awaken
2 .9 %
the first place. Our dining compan­
when the emergency is over,
( ♦ ) You may turn them in and get
ion swore that his order was a wood­
and find themselves burdened
your caan back a t any tim e alter
pecker wrapped in fire-hose and
60 days. T he longer you hold them,
with a permanent government
the more they're worth
dipped in hot tar.
"planning" system that regi­
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( S ) They are never worth less than the
ments and regulates them, that
money you invested in them. They
regulates their thoughts and ac­
The chicken a la king hasn’t been
can't go down in price. T h a t's a
tions as individuals, would be
running good, either. It has been
promise from the financially strong­
p ro d u c tiv e of a r e v o lu tio n ,
strictly a libel on royalty.
est institution in the world: The
United States o f America.
bloody or bloodless as necessity
might call for.
And have you ordered any chick­
BUY VICTORY BONDS NOW!
en salad recently? Now we know
LOS ANGELES HAS barred the what becomes of those old ends of
Thia advertisement contributed in co­
operation w ith the Drug. Cosmetic and
practice of men removing their hats lead pencils.
Allied Industries, by the makers of
in public elevators. The ladies pre­
fer a man with his hat on rather
FA LL R E V E R IE
than the jab of a masculine elbow in
their ribs.
A haze on the far horizon.
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The infinite tender sky—
SENNA LAXATIVE
SMALL BUSINESS MAKES
The ripe rich tint of the cornfield
CONTAINED IN SYRUP PEPSIN
And the wild geese sailing high;
A BIG INDUSTRIAL NATION
And all over upland and lowland
TH E REALLY BIG BUSINESS ot
Hot brakes and the smell of
America are the 40 corporations,
gas. . . .
each of which has assets of one bil­
Some of us call it autumn.
lion or more dollars. Ot these seven
But others just let it pass.
are industrials producing commod­
ities The seven are: Standard Oil
of New Jersey, General Motors,
SO SHE’S NERVOUS!
United States Steel, Du Ponts, Beth­
lehem Steel, Socony - Vacuum Oil
A California judge, granting Bar­
and Ford Motors. Of the others six bara Hutton a quickie divorce, was
are railroads and two. Bell Tele­ told by Barbara that her husband,
I f your nose ever fills
phone and Consolidated Edison of Cary Grant, sometimes had queer
up with stuffy tran-
New York, are utilities. The other moods and showed indifference to­
sfent congestion —
25 are financial institutions, banks, ward her guests which made her ner­
next time put a little
insurance and trust companies. The vous. From the court records:
Va-tro-nol In each
Xi''"'
nostril. Quickly con-
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seven industrials, though they pro­
Karl Hermann Frank, German
Judge—How did this affect you?
breathing is easier.
vide a total of 1,471,135 Jobs, and
secretary of state for Bohemia-Mora­ gestion la relieved,
Barbara—It made me nervous.
works right where trouble
The faithful of the Dolly Pond Church of God, surrounded by a via, who is better known as "Butch­ Va-tro-nol
are owned by 1,091,823 stock hold­
Judge—Did you require the serv­
ia to relieve distress of head colds.
pushing crowd of curious, bury Brother Lewis Ford, as he had wished, er” Frank of Lidice. He is consid­ Follow directions in the package.
ers, are but a small part of the ices of a doctor?
fondling over his open casket the rattlesnake which killed him. Preacher ered responsible for the liquidation
total American business.
Barbara— Yes.
Ford died as the result of snake bites received during a service held near of the Lidice populace following the
It is the small business, ev­
Judge—Decree granted.
Daisy, Tenn., at which snake handling was a highlight.
erything from the peanut stand,
assassination of Reinhard Heydrlch,
the country store, the family
Curious fellows, these jurists. If
farm to the industrial plant with
all the women In America who were
assets in the millions, that
made nervous by their husbands got
makes America tick. The num­
divorces there wouldn’t be a handful
ber of small businesses run
of homes left in the land. Amer­
Into the millions. Their total
ica is what she is because the wives
production and sales represent
and mothers bore a lot with the
the big, Important business of
old man and managed to take a lit­
the nation. On business, espe­
tle nervousness in stride. There are
cially small business, we are
thousands of husbands whose be­
all, directly or Indirectly, de­
havior toward the wife’s friends is
pendent.
at times pretty bad. But even it
the average husband started heav­
"G ET DOWN and get under' IS ing crockery the wife would over­
becoming more and more an Amer­ look It. Only when he hit a guest
ican practice.
would she call a doctor.
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s e e
star of «he
" recommend.
CANADA,
AUSTRALIA,
South
"Saw -w h .n Y
for teeth
MVSINGS
Africa, New Zealand, Ireland are
C
ela»
Too,h
It ii a fairly safe bet that the year
all independent nations, they are
that.hine-
t OOT«.
1945 will no down in history as the
not a part of England, as Illinois is
twelve months that taw nobody putting
a part of the United States. They in any claims to be a superman.
Kífííífíifi'á
are
constitutional
monarchies,
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whose king is also king of England.
• RMf fsatwas Irdwsie M fcgMi «owned
It is going to seem nice to phone the
Each of them maintain their own
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international relations, make their fuel-oil man without beginning the
conversation
with
a
supplication,
an
own lawa, have their own curren­
aiwayo relievo coughing of
cies, maintain their own armed apology, a character testimonial and a
claim that you know his cousin well.
Corp. Almon N. Conger, medic, of Tacoma, Wash., left, the millionth
forces. They have had that status
Dick Fowler, 20 years old, Phila­
_e__
G .I. to be redeployed from the European theater of operations since V-E
since before World War I. It was
delphia Athletics, who by pitching a
Day, ia greeted by commander of the 35th infantry division, M aj Gen
fully recognized by the League of
Overheard at a gas station: Just keep Pawl W. Baade, on the arrival at the Queen M ary at New York. Conger no-hlt no-run game against the 81.
N ations.
eranking until she begins to resist.
Louis Browns hao entered base­
wears the distinguished service cross along with his service bars.
ball's hall of fame.
a á tá
NaineiI to State Post
President’s Daughter Chorister
F|RST in RUBBER
A’ 157
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VICTORY
BONDS!
Rattlesnakes at Ford’s Funeral
—
Try Lidice ‘Butcher’
DR. CALDWELL'S
1h7Ms
Before!'
VICKS VA-TRO-NOL
Millionth G.I. Home From Europe
I» ‘Hall of Fame’
OVwi» a. » « " 1
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