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T h e Q u estio n s
1. How high do the tallest sea­
weed plants grow?
2 . Was a United States president
ever inaugurated in New York?
3. The prize fight fought by
Andy Bowen and Jack Burke A p ril
6. 1893, was the longest on record.
How long did it last?
4. In m ythological lore, who was
cupid's m other?
5. What is a m organatic m a r­
riage?
6. Where did D avy Crockett
and Col, Jam es Bowie perish?
7. W hat is an erg?
8. Dees the flying fish actually
fly?
T H E S T O R Y T H U S F A R ! TW* A m s rl
ra n troop* arrtvoS la Adano, w ith M a jo r
Joppolo. tho A m fo t o fflro r la charge.
s* r < » * a l llo ith was la c h a r « of aecurt-
•Y- The M a jo r « a * de term in ed to hold
the ronAdeace o l the people and Io re-
Place th e ir hell stolen hy the N a il* . Oe-
•p lte o rd e r* Issued hy G en eral M a rv la .
Joppolo p e rm itted the c a rt* to enter the
town w ith w ater and lood. The bell a r ­
rived and while the M a jo r was busy *ee-
ln< th at It was taken r a r e ol. the courier
a rriv e d w ith dism issal orders lo r M a jo r
Joppolo (rom G en eral M a rv la . Borth put
•he o rd e r* la his pocket, to keep until
a lte r the p a rty to be given the M a jo r
th at night. He knew the effect It would
have on everyone.
CHAPTER X X III
77»e
A n sw ers
It was really good. When the Ma­
1. One plant measures 600 feet. jo r saw it, he stood up in delight. He
2. Yes. George Washington.
said: “ So that is why you wanted
3. Seven hours and 19 minutes my picture taken!'*
(110 rounds).
Gargano posed as if with one hand
4. Venus.
on a camera and the other squeez­
5. One involving a person of roy­ ing a shutter bulb and tried to im i­
al b irth and one of in fe rio r rank. tate the cracked voice of old Spata-
6. A t the Alam o.
! foro: “ Young man, you are vain.
7. A measure o f energy.
AU you want is to look at your
8. N o; the hatchet fish is the face.”
only fish that can fly.
This time when all laughed, the
Major laughed with them.
‘■Thank you,” Major Joppolo said.
That was all he had time to say.
for the officials of Adano left the
SNAPPY FACTS
room quickly. In any case, it was
a fa #
aU the Major was able to say.
W H .W . U s t u h i *
k.
pi
arms around her and said misera­
bly: "Fm so unhappy.”
Tina pushed back and looked at
his face. She put her hands on his
shoulders and said: "But I thought
you were so happy?”
The Major was In control of him­
self again. " I am ." he said, "I'm
sorry."
“ Is It because of your wife?" Tina
asked.
“ No. Tina. It's nothing." Then. In
the shadow of the stairway of her
house, he kissed her tenderly and
said: "T ill I see you again.”
She was frightened and she said:
"What is the matter? Why did you
say good-bye instead of good night?
What is the matter?”
"Nothfhg, Tina. Good night. Tina
It was the middle of the morning
before Major Joppolo could get his
papers straightened up and his last
miryite directions given.
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| The Major called the motor pool
and asked for a jeep to take him
to Vicinamare.
Then he told Borth: " I don't want
to say good-bye to anyone, Borth. I
don't know whether I could."
Borth did not mock this morning.
He said: “ I am sorry about last
night, Major, My intentions were
SM ART pillbox and a large-
good. I wanted you to have a good
sized " m u ff" or over-the-arm
time at the party."
bag are e x tra o rd in a rily good look­
" I know.”
The Major thought a minute and ing done in black cotton yarn or
then said: "Borth. try to help who­ in a brown, navy blue, wine, ke lly
ever takes my place tp try to do a green or a very dark red. Per­
good job in Adano,"
fect fo r the first fa ll days—con­
Borth said: “ I'm afraid It w ill be venient and com fortable to wear
that awful dope from Pvntebasso.” la te r w ith your w inter coat. Bag
The Major said: “ I hope not. Ada­ measures 18 by 16 inches—is done
in one piece.
no needs an understanding man.”
Borth said: “ Adano needs you.
M ajor.”
T o ob tain c o m p irle crocheting In s tru c ­
The Major said: “ Too late to talk tions (o r the m u ff bag and m atching pill-
about that. I wonder how Marvin
ever found out about the carts.”
Borth suspected Captain Purvis, 'land Pow er Preferred
but he said: "One of his staff must
have driven through or something." If y This Colored W arrior
The Major said: "Yes. I guess
so.”
The uses to which our soldiers
The jeep came. So as not to
arouse suspicion, Borth went with on the battle fronts put the gifts
the driver to the Major's house and we sent them were sometimes
got his baggage. His entire posses m ore im portant thun we suspect­
sions consisted of a bedroll, with his ed. Witness the letter a Negro lad
serving in the South Pacific ju n ­
clothes rolled into it.
When the jeep got back to the gles w rote to his sweetheart down
Palazzo. Major Joppolo took his por­ in Alabam a.
tra it under his arm and went down
A fte r thanking the young lady
stairs and got in.
fo r the electric razor she had sent
He shook Borth's hand but he did him , the soldier pleaded:
not say good-bye.
“ M andy, honey, please, when
The lazy Fatta. standing on the you send me another razor, send
sidewalk, said by way of making me the old-fashioned kind, you
conversation: “ Coing somewhere?" know—big and plain and sharp. I
Major Joppolo tried to sound a in 't got no tim e nohow to hunt
cheerful as he said: “ Not far. How up no electric socket when them
old Japs come at m e !"
is Carmelina this morning?”
The lazy Fatta said: “ She is mak­
ing a rabbit stew."
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The driver said: “ Where to. Ma­
jo r? "
The Major did not want to say
Vicinamare so that Fatta or any­
one else could hear it. Perhaps he
could not say it. Anyhow, he Just
said: “ This way,” and he pointed
out the Corso Vittorio Emanuele.
About four miles outside the town
the Major said to the driver: “ Stop
a minute, would you please?"
The driver stopped the jeep.
“ Listen,” the Major said. "Do you
hear something?”
It was a fine sound on the summer
air. The tone was good and it must
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have been loud to hear it as far as
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"Just a bell,” the driver said.
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"Must be eleven o'clock.”
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The Major said to Tina: “ Walt
here,” and he went off with Giu­
seppe to find Craxi and Borth.
Major Joppolo said sharply:
“ Borth. behave yourself."
When the Major spoke so angrily,
fat Craxi tiptoed out of the room,
and Giuseppe followed him to keep
an eye on him.
The Major and Borth were alone.
The Major spoke again: “ Behave
yourself or go home.”
Borth was drunk because of the
Major. He had never been drunk in
uniform before. But when the Ma­
jor spoke so angrily, that streak of
contrariness in Borth which made
him tease people so much, which
made him always laugh at serious
people and deflate pompous ones.
The committee of hosts stood wait­
ing in the entrance haU of Quattroc-
chi's house. Old Bellanca was there,
ex officio, and Cacopardo, the only
resident of Adano who owned a
Rubber production fro m na­
swallow-tail coat and the only one
tiv e
p lants
in
Southern
who would wear one if he had it,
Flo rid a i t not p ro m ising a t
and the fat Craxi. who appeared to
present,
and
com m ercial
have exceeded his lim it of three
p la n tin g o f tro p ic a l ru b b e r
bottles of wine for dinner, and Sig,
plants th e re is n ot fustilied,
nora Carmelina Spinnato, represent­
in the o pinio n o f th e U. S.
ing as well as she could the fair
D ep o rtm en t o f A g ricu ltu re.
sex, and the white-haired Lojacono,
A s p o c ia l r a i l r o a d c o a c h
who was included because he had
e q u ip p e d to d em o n s tra ta ty ro
done such a good picture. The ones
(British spalling ) conservation
of the committee who were absent
has tra v e le d th ro u g h o u t Eng­
were Tomasino. out of respect for
la n d .
the dead fishermen, and Gargano,
who was otherwise engaged.
M ore than 4 0 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 heavy-duty
It was ten minutes after starting
truck tire* have been produced
since Pearl H arb o r, even though
time, and the guest of honor had
9 0 % o f the sources o f supply o f nat­
not arrived. Giuseppe, who had ar­
ural rubber w ere lost a t that time.
"Thank you,” Major Joppolo said.
ranged the whole thing, hovered in
the background, saying over and
over: “ The Mister Major w ill be came out in him. He said thickly:
“ You can’t boss me around."
here any minute now.”
"Sergeant Borth." the Major said.
The Mister Major was at that min­
ute calling for Tina, and Tina, in with obvious emphasis on the word
Sergeant.
the way of all women, either was
"Don't Sergeant m e." Borth said:
not ready or was not wiUing to ad­
“ you have no ’thority to boss me."
m it that she was ready.
" I have just as much authority
Finally, at a quarter to eight,
Tina came out of her room. She as I ever had, and if you don’ t be­
have—”
was dressed in a flimsy white blouse
"Oh no you haven’t.” Borth said.
and a huge red taffeta s k irt
“ You can't boss anybody, not in
Major Joppolo’« slight annoyance Adano.”
’
at being kept waiting dissolved at
"Borth.
you're
drunk. Now be­
once. “ This was worth waiting all have.”
night for,” he said.
"Joppolo, you're fired. You been
Tina curtsied gravely. She gath­
relieved.
You're nobody round
ered some of her skirt on her left
here.” And Borth began to cry
arm and reached with her right hand again.
for Major Joppolo's arm. He offered
“ Borth, I don't know what you're
it to her and the couple left, shout­ talking about, but I—”
ing good-byes to Tomasino and
The Major broke off and went
Rosa, who was beady with perspira­
over to Borth and took him by the
tion from helping her daughters get
arm, to try to lead him out.
ready.
“ Take your hands off me.” Borth
On their way down the Via Um­
said. He reached in his pocket and
berto the F jfst the couple heard said: "Here, read that.”
two small children crying. In the
Major Joppolo read the order re­
darkening evening they could just
calling him from Adano.
make out two little figures huddled
“ Where did you get this?” he
• 8 0 .6 % o l cases
on the curb on the other side of the asked.
showed clinical im­
street. They crossed.
provement after only
Borth was crying again. "Your
They found the ragged little son of
10 days treatm e n t
desk. I wanted to keep you from
w ith S O Ig T O N I in
Erba and the well-dressed grandson seeing it until aftdr the party.”
i m p a r t i a l , scien­
of Cacopardo sitting with their arms
Victor Joppolo put up a beautiful
tific test
around each other crying hard.
front for the rest of the evening,
Major Joppolo crouched down and until the very moment when he was
patted the boys’ backs and asked saying good night to Tina just inside
what the matter was.
her front door. Then he put his
Mad* by McKasaee I Kahhtes
Between sobs, little Erba man­
taM ant osas? Aset (asraatst
aged to say: “ We were too late—
for the feast—of the caramels.”
Little Cacopardo said: “ Too late.”
“ For the what?”
Little Erba said: "F or the picnic
of caramels. We—we—are the only
ones—who were left behind.”
Little Cacopardo said: “ AU the
other children.”
Major Joppolo remembered what
V /
he had told Gargano to do, and he
^Cap-Brush"
said: "Well, never mind, we’ll take
Lawkes-tUt
JUST A
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you
instead to a grownup party.
PASH IH F1ATHERS ..
Come with us.”
OR S P R E A D O N
RO O STS
So the Major and Tina walked on
toward Quattrocchi’s house, each
holding a little child by the hand.
When they entered the house, the
fat Craxi, who had a little too much
wine in his belly, rushed forward in
amazement. "Son of M ary!” he ex­
claimed. “ He has a fam ily! Two
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fine little boys” — he patted the
youngsters on the head—“ and a
beautiful—”
He gulped when he saw that the
“ wife” was Tina.
“ Mister M ajor," he said, "why
did you not tell us?”
A n d Y o u r S tre n g th a n d
But by this time the rest of the
E n e rg y la B e lo w P a r
committee had come forward, and
I t may be caused by disorder ol kid­
ney function that permits poisonous
the confusion of their greetings over­
What happens when one of America’s most
waste to accumulate. For truly many
people feel tired, weak and miserable
whelmed Craxi’s confusion. Old Ca­
when the kidneya fail to remove excess
copardo took both his well-dressed
beloved fiction characters finds a corpse under
acida and other waste matter from the
blood.
little grandson and the ragged little
You may suffer nagging backache,
his bed. A new adventure in the lives of
Erba by their hands, and kept them
rheumatic paina, headaches, dizziness,
etting up nights, leg pains, swelling.
with him all evening.
Inspector Tope and that shrewd and efficient
ometimes frequent and scanty urina­
Giuseppe met the Major, wringing
tion with amarting and burning la an­
other sign th at something is wrong with
h it hands and making desperate
lady— Mrs. Tope. Read this sensational mys­
the kidneya or bladder.
faces. “ Mister Major, where have
There should be no doubt that prompt
treatment is wiser than neglect. Use
tery story—
you been? 1 have been looking for
Doan’s P ill*. I t la better to rely on a
you on all the balconies and in all
medicine that has won countrywide ap­
proval than on something less favorably
the bedrooms.”
known. Doan’s have been tried and test­
“ That was hardly necessary, Giu­
ed many years. Are at all drug stores.
Get Doanrt today.
seppe,” the Major said. “ What did
you want?”
Fat Craxi and your Sergeant,
they are misbehaving. I can't do
anything with them.”
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