Southern Oregon Miner, Thursday, September 6, 1945 A Bell Jbr Adano fat* J o h n H e r se tj T H E » T O F T THUS F A R : The Amert- eaa troop* arrived la Adaao, w it* M ajor Joppoto, the Am ish i t finish it.” portant effects: orgunic matter aids ed purple and lavender thread is hour ago.” I he tic ru b b e r product devel­ The Lieutenant read: ” —were re­ in a b s o rp tio n and s to ra g e of really a beauty and the 20-inch “ What was it? ” oped b y B. F. Ooodrich, *ont^ moved on order of M ajor Victor "One of my ships. A mine, I moisture in the soil for the use of "pineapple” doily is one of thd b in s * g ro ut strength w ith Joppolo, C ivil Affairs Officer, town plants, this being true whether the laciest and most delicate looking suppose, just as you warned.” trom o lightness. Ix p o rim o n t* of Adano, because carts were es­ The Major stood up. His face water comes from rain, sprinkling you could possible wish to have! point to It* possible use In sential to town and town was—” * * * or irrigation; organic matter is the a irp la n e w in g *. had gone white as soon as Tomasino To obtain complete crocheting Instruc­ Now the General had forgotten started talking about the explosion. best all-round soil conditioner, mak­ A type of vino recently discovered for the Pansy Dolly < Pattern No. about finishing the memorandum. He went around his desk to Tomasi­ ing heavy clays friable and easier S tion* t i l l and the Pineapple Dolly (Pattern in China, which attaches Itself to to cultivate and sandy soils more No. "Joppolo,” he shouted, and his face no and put a hand on his arm. 5806) send 1« cents In coin (or EA C H tree* ond other ob|octs, has been loamy and capable of holding wa­ was the color of distant mountains. pattern, your name, address and the " I t is my fault, Tomasino, not found to yield latex (natural rub­ ter. and well rotted organic matter pattern numbers. “ Joppolo.” yours.” he said. ber). Stem* grow to 50 feet In length and yield about a pound " I t was Agnello’s fault,” Toma­ supplies some plant food—manure General M arvin’s memory worked of late*. sino said. "He was too far in. I supplies a good deal—and makes in a peculiar fashion. "M iddleton!” took bearings, and I know that he chemical fertilizers more efficient He R( 'cognized Dripping he shouted. "Come in here. Middle- In n e r tu b e * m ade w ith a spe­ ton.” was outside the fishing zone.” cial typ o o f synthetic ru b b e r Sarcasm From Elephant No Vanilla Substitute “ I am sorry," the Major said. The Colonel came in. hold a ir much lon ger th a n An orchid that is grown for its Tomasino said: “ Why are you tu b a s m a d e a f n a t u r a l "Middleton, remember the name One afternoon a famous con­ fru it rather than its flower a* the ru b b e r. sorry? I thought you would be an­ of Joppolo, a lousy little wop named end product is the vanilla plant. ductor was rehearsing an oper- I gry.” Joppolo?” “ I feel as if I had killed your men, Dr. Donovan Correll, plant special­ atic group for a perform ance of Colonel Middleton said, with a ist of the department of agriculture, "A id a .” The singers were a ll in i Tomasino." tired face: “ Yes, sir. The carts.” describes vanilla as “ the most im ­ bad fo rm and for the life of him j . im ' “ Accidents happened here before General Marvin bellowed: " I just portant and famous flavoring sub­ he could not get them to sing a ' you came. Mister Major. Men have ■ remembered something. That wop stance which the Americas have certain passage in the required | died here before.” was out of uniform that day. You contributed to the world. There are manner. And so it happened that before remember? He had on pinks and a He was about to give up in dis­ he left, Tomasino was consoling the artificial substitutes, but Dr. Correll khaki s h irt You remember that, says "the essence of the natural gust when one of the elephants Major instead of being berated by Middleton?” product has not been completely which was to appear in the per­ him for allowing carelessness in the Colonel Middleton said with a captured by the test tube.” form ance lum bered out from the fishing fleet. tired voice: "No sir.” wings, lifted his trunk anddrenched As Tomasino started to go, the I l l "Damn him, he had the nerve to Banana Plantations them w ith a shower of water. Major said: “ You w ill continue to let the carts back i n . that town, The world's largest banana plan­ fish?” Observing the discom fort of the what the hell was the name of tations are on the Atlantic coast of Tomasino said: “ Of course. Four Middle America where the hot singers w ith amusement, the con­ that—” of the boats are still out.” J . R ST ,N Lieutenant Byrd said: "Adano, weather and high degree of rainfall ductor turned to the elephant and The Major said: "Good, Tomasi­ make the conditions ideal for banana made a sweeping bow. sir.” I no.” Then he said: "I'm Sorry about cultivation. In huge clearings cut di F rig h tfu l stage m anners,” he i "Adano. Damn upstart.” tomorrow night.” Colonel Middleton said: "Perhaps from the tropical jungle 250 feet m urm ered, "b u t what u c r it ic ! " * Tomasino said: " I am sorry too. above sea level, these great farms there was some reason why he had But it would not be decent. I am extend only a few miles inland from to—” supposed to be the head of the fisher­ the Caribbean. “ Damn you, Middleton, you’re get­ men.” ting too independent minded.” M ajor Joppolo hesitated. Then he N u tritio n Needs Colonel Middleton said: "Yes sir.” said, trying to sound delicate about A moderately active man can get Lieutenant Byrd said: " I t goes on it: "Do you feel that your fam ily 10 per cent of his protein from one to say here, sir: ‘carts were essen­ should stay away as well?” cup of m ilk; or 20 per cent of the tia l to town and town was in bad Tomasino looked at M ajor Joppo- needed iron from a half-cup of shape without same.’ ” lo's face. Tomasino looked no less cooked beans; and a hundred per The General stood up: He said: sad as he said: “ No, I think Tina cent of his vitam in A from two- .to; should go.” “ I ’ve had enough of that little wop. thirds of a cup of carrots or winter Middleton.” The day of the party came, and squash. many things happened. “ Yes s ir," the tired voice said. “ Make out an order recalling that At about 9:30 in the morning, a M a n ila H em p Italian wop from that town, what’s U. S. Navy truck pulled up in front Manila hemp is not a hernp at the name—” , of the Palazzo. A Chief Petty Offi­ "Order him to report back to Al­ cer and five men unloaded a crate all, but a fibre called abaca. Since Lieutenant Byrd said: “ Adano, this fibre grew plentifully in the giers for reassignment.” sir.” from it onto the sidewalk, and the Philippines and was exported chief­ "Order him to report back to Al­ does not have the lively feeling of a Chief went inside and delivered a ly from Manila, its common name giers for reassignment. Make out good haul of small fish. Don’t you note for Major Victor Joppolo. originated there, but it is also grown a separate report to Algiers explain­ agree, Merendino?” M ajor Joppolo was busy at his in Middle America. ing why. I 'll fix that little wop. Get Merendino said: “ I never divide desk, and had not noticed the truck. it off today, too, none of your delays, the fishes into grades until they are He opened the note and read: Honey F la vo rs Middleton.” “ Dear Major: in the bins.” Just as there are many species of “ Yes sir,” the tired voice said. “ The U S. Navy is delighted to be plants that produce nectar so there But as the net came in it be­ The day before the party, the fish­ came more and more obvious that able to do the U.S. Army a favor. are many kinds of honey. The nec­ erman named Agnello and his men the net had something besides little Here is your bell. . . .” tar obtained by the bees from each talked about it as they fished. The M ajor jumped up and shout­ species of plant may carry with it fish in it. "Are you going, Merendino?” Ag­ Sconzo said: "Maybe Lojacono's ed: “ Where is it? ” an individual color, flavor and nello asked. Zito the usher said: “ Where is aroma. painting has attracted a porpoise. Merendino, who was not one to Maybe Lojacono painted a she-por- what, Mister M ajor?” commit himself too far, said: “ I poise and maybe it is the mating The M ajor said: "The bell! The A ir F re ig h t have been invited. bell! They have brought us our season among porpoises.” There are few limitations to the Sconzo, the youngest of Adano’s Agnello said: " I t doesn’t feel bell.” And he ran out on the bal­ commodities which can be flown by fishermen, said: " I am going. You’d right. It feels like the time we cony just in time to see the Navy air express today, since the cargo better go, Merendino. I hear that pulled in the hogshead of nafta.” truck pull away. He saw the crate compartments of air liners now car­ we fishermen are lucky. Mostly the Merendino made a positive state­ I sitting there on the sidewalk. ry up to 3,000 pounds and without guests w ill be officials and big peo­ ment: " I t feels like something we M ajor Joppolo shouted down to an passengers up to three tons. ple, but because of Tomasino—” do not usually catch.” , M.P. in front of the Palazzo. “ Hey, Agnello said: “ And perhaps be­ E R E ’S how to save a lot tionary engines. Experts agree The boat had come around as the stand guard over that box, don’t let Peaceful Nation cause the daughters of Tomasino men hauled at the net. They were anybody walk off with that.” of long, costly repairs on Fram! Called "the world's most peaceful are not pock-faced.” pulling the dripping net in over the The M.P. grumbled out loud, but country,” Costa Rica has more . . . lengthen the life of your Sconzo said: "Perhaps,” and starboard bow by this time. MONIY-BACK OUARANTII not loud enough for Major Joppolo school teachers than soldiers! Cof­ car, truck, tractor or station­ laughed. When the net was almost in, Scon­ to hear: "From the way them sail­ fee, tropical fruits and various hard­ ary engine. Just install Fram Remember, a Fram oil filter The men hauled in their net. They zo said: “ Wait a second, let me ors was gruntin’ and groanin’, don’t woods are exported and cattle are oil filters! m u s t satisfy you, or you get spilled the shining, flopping fish into look and perhaps I can see what we strike me that nobody’s goin' to strut raised extensively. your money back. If your the bins. They were good fish, most­ have before we haul it aboard.” off with that thing.” WHY IVIR Y (N G IN I NIEDS FRAM equipment is already filter- ly of the four- and five-lira grades. He lay down at the bow again, The M ajor hurried back inside, D a rk Hogs During normal operation, dirt, equipped, Fram replacement Sconzo said: " It is a rare chance and put his cheek on the hawser and he said to Zito: “ How long did It is thought dark-skinned breeds dust, grit and other abrasives cartridges can be put in present for us fishermen, Merendino. You’d eye again, and looked. What he you say it took them to take the old of hogs are more susceptible to are sucked into engines. At the filters to step up performance. better go.” saw was the last he ever saw. bell down, Zito?” rickets than light-skinned breeds. same time carbon and sludge Remember, Fram oil filters are Merendino said: " I w ill think "Stop!” he shouted. “ Stop haul­ Zito said: "They had to use six Reason is that the dark skins ab­ are formed within the engines. easy to install and cartridges about it.” in g !” sets of block and tackle. It took sorb less ultraviolet light rays from Unless filteied out, the dirt and may be changed in a jiffy. So They let the net over the side But it was too late. The slow for­ them two days to get it down. Then sunshine. again, and Merendino took the ward motion of the boat and the one day to crate it.” carbon grind away moving see your dealer today! Find out wheel as the boat moved away from slow reactions of the heaving fisher­ parts, while the sticky sludge “How’s Your Oil Filter?” The The M ajor said: “ I can’t wait Pantry Treatment the net. As they slowly pulled away, men drove the bow onto the mine. that long.” clogs oil channels to hamper Dipstick tells the story! One Hollywood actress goes to the Sconzo lay down at the very bow. The explosion could be heard eas­ He went to the phone and called pantry for her beauty treatments. A lubrication and increase wear. with his cheek on the hawser eye, ily in the town. The wives of farm ­ up the Engineers. facial of peanut oil softens her skin; But with a Fram, these impur­ FRAM CORPORATION and he watched the forefoot cutting ers and land laborers thought it was "M ajor Harvey, please. . . . Ma­ orange juice whitens it; and cream ities are filtered out, to keep PROVIDINCI 1 « , R. I. the water and the reflection of the just some blasting by engineers. But jor? This is Joppolo. Say, I won­ is used as a lubricating night cream. motor oil visually clean! upper parts of the bow moving the wives of fishermen ran down to der if you could arrange to do this T hat’s why millions of Fram across the glassy water. It was one the harbor and looked out over the town a big favor. We've got a deli­ Frying Fish filters and cartridges are used of those rare Mediterranean days water. The secret of frying fish crisp and cate job to do, and I ’m afraid the Ufa by our armed forces why Fram '»n with not a breath of air on the There they saw unusual activity I workmen we could round up to do it brown, without egg or bread crumbs, ,r‘'c l 0 F, r< ”r, O r> Vza deep blue water. is standard equipment on more among the fishing boats. They were | would take ages and maybe hack it. is to dry the fish well, sprinkle both f>0 'Or. Agnello said: "Merendino, don’t all clustered together, and there The job is raising a new bell on the sides with plenty of flour and then than 75 famous car, truck, r°o0r OF you think perhaps we are getting were one, two—only five! tractor, bus, marine and sta- clock tower of the Town Hall here. plunge the fish into boiling fat. "•r too fa r inshore?” At the moment of the explosion, I guess it would take about eight It r°n, Merendino said: " I w ill look at Tomasino turned toward the point men, and if you’ve got a good strong *6, Varnish Brushes tv/// 6 the chart.” where Agnello’s boat had been. For­ block and tackle, and maybe a tow Varnish brushes should be kept in <"> ♦ I e-s zv za ea z l A — _** I —- sino has such a bad temper, he’s dead fish floating, dead Agnello here? Okay, I ’ll be on hand at elev­ probably angry with the fish and floating, dead Merendino, and some en th irty to tell them what to do. Crude L ig h t that’s why he splashes the net. Mer- pieces of Sconzo. Grease soaked reeds were used Don’t know how to thank you. 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