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memoranda, net enclosed in enve fun without a fall over like a that?”
lopes.
“Doesn’t look to me like you can
“Gosh, Walter,” he said, "we have much fun with a whole bunch
Sewing t'lrrla N e rd le rra ft Uept.
Americans certainly go In for a lot around, including you, Giuseppe, E M P E R O R O NCE D E M O C R A T IC
Iloa U IT
saa Francie™ g, CaJU.
of paper work. Look at this stuff and having to eat that awful candy,
Twenty-three
years ago,
this
Enclose ta cents for Pattern
from the front—from the front, and the old lady sitting there. No, w riter, visiting in Japan, got consid
No _______________
where they’re supposed to he fight Giuseppe, if I play house with a lit erable first-hand information about
ing. I don’t see how we're ever tle dolly, I like a little privacy.”
Name
the emperor from a young Japa
going to win the war.”
"Giuseppe's a fix."
nese Quaker, Renzo Sawuda, who
AddretL.
Sergeant Frank, who was trying
" I doubt if you could.”
had been picked to accompany H iro-
to read a story, said testily: “So
"Francesca's not a scrupulous. T i hito, then crown prince, on a trip
what’s the matter with a little pa na's not a scrupulous. You can have to see the western world.
« «z
per work?’
5 > J**
a some fun."
Why Sawada, educated in a Qua
“And look at this. Gosh, but we're
"How? What can you flx, Giusep ker school in Tokyo, was chosen to
inefficient. Look here, this is sup pe?"
accompany the young prince on this
posed to be addressed to someone
"Fix a party."
history-making trip, I do not know,
in the 49th Division which is over
"There you go with a crowd again. except that the Im p e ria l council of
there, and it's from someone else No, let's have a little privacy."
education wanted a commoner of
CHATTER XX
in the 49th Division, right there
"How about a Major?”
Hirohito’s age who spoke English
For Parents Only
"Yeah, I suppose we got to think and French to trav el with the fu
The case which Gargano consid too. and they sent it all the way
L ittle J ill upproached her teach
of him. You know, Giuseppe, he's ture emperor.
ered serious was the case of E r , back to Algiers. Isn't that terri
er as the other children were leav
; hie?”
a funny guy. Sometimes I think
Never before had a ruler of Japan
rante and his mule cart.
ing for home.
“Oh yes, it’s Just terflble!” said he’s an awful wet blanket, and left its shores. In the past scarce
“ Miss Blivens,” she inquired dif
Errante was sworn in. The Major
Sergeant Frank, imitating Private sometimes I can't help liking him. ly was the em peror even seen by
fidently, “ what did I learn in
asked for the accusation. Gargano
Banto's voice.
He was telling me the other day at his subjects. Some idea of his isola
school today? M y daddy always
pushed Errante to one side and
“Well, what should I do about it, lunch that the main thing he really tion can be gained from the fact
wants to know."
stood before the Major.
! Walter?"
wants around here is to have these that the word
“ m ik a ”
means
‘•Honorable Mister Major,” he be-
“You can jam it in the ash can Italian people like him. You know “ aw fu l” ; the word “ do” means
When a man boasts of having
gan, "this is a case of interference for an j care.“ Sergeant Frank said what I think we ought to do? I
"p lac e"; and the nam e "M ik a d o ”
an open mind perhaps it ’s becaus«
with the American military. I con- harshly.
think we ought to throw a party for means "aw fu l-p lace."
sider it one of the most serious we
I UST one look ut this lovely doily It ’s too porous to hold an opinion.
"Why. Walter," Private Banto him. Or rather I think we ought to
In the old days, priests came to
have yet had to handle."
tells any crocheter, beginner
i said. When he had recovered from rig it so these Italians throw a party
The Major said: "That is for me
Tweet, Tweoo!
for him.” Captain Purvis never worship at the "aw ful place," but or expert, that it ’s one of those
they never saw the emperor whose very easy ones. M ake a luncheon
to judge, Gargano. What is the ac
N aive N ellie—I think it ’s won
thought of Giuseppe as an Italian,
other name even today is “ Tenno," set.
cusation?”
derful that our servicemen are
because he spoke English.
meaning "son of H eaven."
The
Then Gargano told, or rather act
such n happy lot.
"Giuseppe’s a flx.”
The easiest crochet that's a pleasure to
ed out, the story of how Errante
M other—W hat makes you say
" I mean a real good party, Giu emperor is synonymous with the sun
do. There are two dollies—one la Inches
Gaetano's cart had blocked traffic
seppe. With people like the Mayor and from this comes the Japanese the other 124 Pattern 7033 has directions that?
flag, with 16 spreading rays sym and stitches.
on Via Umberto the First. Gar
N aive Nellie— Why,
whenever
and that old sulphur crackpot, and
bolic of the rising sun and the em
gano the Two-Hands leaped and
some nice girls of course.”
you pass them they’re ulways
peror.
swore and shook his two fists at
w histling!”
"Giuseppe's a flx."
Errante, and he made Zito act as
In those days, the Mikado was the
"And some wine. Couldn't we
the mule, and he attacked Zito
get
some
champagne
for
a theoretical owner of all the land and
Stand at Ease
«L
fiercely, and then he reeled back
all the people and their posses
change?”
TAs landlady ilo p p a d th r new lodgar
from sham blow after sham blow.
sions. He wa.«, their God and pro
lì
"Giuseppe’s a flx.”
an h it w ay to th r dining roam.
■ II
He did not ask anyone to act out
“H ow d id yo«< ilr r p la it n igh t?“ \ha
" If we really had a big party, tector. His lance and shield came
■ II
atltrd. “I'm afraid tha b r d in No. 13 it
the part of Errante. but let his own
then a certain Captain and a certain from Am a, “ the ancestral region.”
a tri fit hard.”
dodging and staggering give the
young lady could do a disappearing Thus arose the cult of Shintoism
When threading a sewing m a
d h , it to n all right " th r lodgvr an-
idea.
which actually means "ru le of the
act, couldn’t they?”
" I am poor. Mister M ajor,"
superiors” or “ way of the Gods." chine needle, hold something white iu r r r d u ra n ly . “I got up n r r y non and
Giuseppe winked again.
under the needle and it w ill thread again during th r night and r r ttr d a bit.“
Errante began. " I have a cart. A
"That's what I hate about a small Even the word for government in
cart is all I have.”
“ matusurigoto”
means more easily.
party, anyone goes out, everyone Japan,
Not in Reverse
He looked around the room and
else notices it. We ought to have a “ shrine visiting" or “ religion.”
Put a few pieces of charcoal into
Mrs. K a tz—I want to know how
thought.
big party for a change.”
Modernizing the Em peror.
glass in which a hyacinth bulb is much money m y husband has
"My wife died of the m alaria,”
Giuseppe said: "How many you
Thus during most of Japanese planted to keep the water sweet.
drawn out this month.
he said. "M y wife was a serious
want, a Cap?”
history; in fact, up until just after
T e lle r—Sorry, M rs. K atz, but I
woman. She did not laugh for eight- i
“Oh, I don't know, you can get the arriv al of Commander Perry
Don’t throw away lemon and or can’t give you that inform ation.
een years. However, she cooked I
some of these Italians together and in 1852, the Mikado was an ethereal
M rs. K atz— A ren't you the pay
rabbit well. She died of the ma
decide. I ’ll put up whatever dough spiritual being, not a ru ler; and it ange skins. Bake them in a mod
erate oven until very crisp. When ing teller?
laria.”
you need. We could have it down
came as a definite shock to many cold grate or grind them and store
T eller—Yes, but I'm not the tell
After another pause he said: “It
at the villa where my men stay,
Japanese that their emperor-to-be in a well corked bottle. A pinch in ing payer.
seems to me that I have heard
that Quattrocchi guy’s house.”
should sail off to England and a pudding or cake makes a great
more laughter since the disembarka
"When you want a party?” Giu France to absorb western culture.
im provement.
seppe asked.
tion. This is especially true among
In
fact,
some
of
the
more
intense
the children. You see, I have been
"Well, pretty soon, how about next
To clean fireplace bricks, cover
patriots actually threw themselves
Friday?”
trying to think out what made me
on the railroad tracks in front of them with paste made of powdered
“Giuseppe's a fix."
stop and listen to the children the
other afternoon, when I did not no
And so it happened that In his the train carrying Hirohito to Yoko pumice and household ammonia.
mail, two or three days later, M a hama in protest against the depart Let dry for an hour, then scrub the
tice the Swimming War.”
bricks with w arm , soapy water.
At h o m e -A n y flavor - D e lk io v i - Smooth
"The what, cartman?”
jor Joppolo got a card, on which ure.
- N o Ice c ry ,fa it —N o c o o k in g -N o re-
N atu rally Hirohito may have
“I call them Swimming War. They
was written in Italian: "A Commit
w hipping —N o , torched flavor —Co,y —
Wash burners on gas stove once
Ineapentive - 2 0 r r ‘p e , in oath 15« p ig .
changed a lot during the 25
tee of the people of Adano request
are
American
vehicles
which
r l t o n tend »hi» od of fr«« fy ll-tig e to m .
“ I think the Major's falling for the pleasure of your company at a
a week in a solution made of one
swim.”
years since his trip . N aturally,
pf» ofl«r. o< buy from your grocer.
the blonde.”
gallon w a t e r , tw o t a b le s p o o n s
also m y friend Sawada was
party in honor of His Excellency the
"Amphibious trucks, yes, go
washing soda and soap flakes.
prejudiced in his favor. How
ahead.”
the shock, he said: "Seriously, Wal Mister Major Victor Joppolo on F ri
Rinse and dry well.
ever, the story of that voyage
day evening, July 29th, at Villa Ros-
Errante Gaetano paused. This ter, what should I do with it?”
Brand Hom« mod« I « Cr«on«
was one of a young man
time it did not look as if he would
"Well, if it don't look important, sa, 71 Via Umberto the First, at
To
exterm
inate
white
flies
on
8:30
p.m.”
anxious
to
mingle
with
his
fel-
come out of the pause. He frowned. you can throw it in the dead letter
house plants, cover with a newspa
lowmen. astound the emperor-
Major Joppolo propped the card
Major Joppolo covered up this em basket, that’s what we usually do.”
nwiNHomr - m «,wt»o UMuunaict > eu».
per
canopy and have someone
worshippers
by
wrestling
on
the
on
the
inkstand
on
his
desk
where
barrassment by saying to Gargano:
“ You couldn’t do that, Walter.”
blow
smoke
under
it.
deck with his aides, get a bloody
"We are going to have to dismiss
"You just said yourself there’s too he could read it, and often did:
nose, and dance dem ocratically
this case, Gargano. I regret that it much paper work. What’s one pa ” . . . in honor of His Excellen
K eep cooked m e a t c o v e re d .
cy. . . .“
w ith the servants of the Duke
caused you embarrassment. But per more or less?”
Chopped and sliced cooked meats
of Atholl in the same " b a r
General Marvin believed in what
“It might be important."
after what this man has said, could
spoil m ore quickly than m eat in
b aric" Scotland, which, accord
"Well, look at i t What is it he called "keeping in touch.” He
you see any justice in punishing
the piece. Cut or chop just before
liked to know what was going on,
him?"
ing to Shinto priests, Is made
about?”
using. Keep m eat sandwiches and
from the mud and seafoam
Gargano protested: "American
" It says: ‘For information. Re both in the world and in the Army.
salads cold right up to tim e of
That Monday morning, the Lieu
left over a fter creation of the
soldiers might have been killed by carts, Adano.' And then it has some
serving.
"heavenly Isles” — Japan.
the delay."
thing about an order that General tenant read him Ernie Pyle’s col
umn
and
Pup
Tent
Poets
from
the
The Major said: “I doubt it. Gar Marvin issued, and then apparently
Hirohito even managed to de
Moderate heat should be used to
gano. All he was guilty of was be a certain Major Joppolo counter Stars St Stripes, an article on Teller
mines and S-mines in the Infantry liver a public speech to the lord preserve the life of your porcelain
ing too interested in the children's manded the order, or something.”
laughter."
“It ’s about General Marvin? Journal, a condensation of birth con m ayor of London; and no emperor enameled utensils. When the con
trol in the Reader’s Digest, three in all the history of Japan had ever tents have reached the boiling
Errante had recovered from his Throw it away!”
situation
reports from A.F.H.Q., a delivered a public speech before. In point, the flame m ay be lowered
moment of emotion. He said:
“Ob no, I wouldn’t dare.” And
“There is more laughter. I think Walter put the memorandum in the handful of fan letters arising from all Japanese history, furtherm ore, even m ore. This is a fuel saving
an article about the General in some no em peror had purchased an a rti tip also.
my wife would have laughed at my pouch to go back to the front.
—•—
description of this man” —he looked
"Now don’t bother me,” Sergeant magazine, and a letter of commen cle of any shape, size or form. In
Wipe off the fru it you have
dation of the General from Secre Paris, however, Hirohito insisted on
at Gargano— "talking about my Frank said. “I ’m reading.”
tary Stimson, referring to a battle going alone and buying a necktie, bought with a clean, slightly dam p
cart. It is too bad she died of the
Private Banto kept on sorting
cloth before putting it away. This
in Tunisia. This last had arrived and la te r a pearl for his mother.
malaria. Now that you Americans "Oh dear,” he said in a few min
w ill clean it and check any rot that
Hirohito Goes Underground.
are here, I think she would have utes, "listen to this, here’s a thing several days before, and without be
laughed. In spite of the mistake about a captain that’s being sent ing told. Lieutenant Byrd had had
His greatest ambition, however m ay have gotten on it from other
the sense to read it to the General was to ride on the Paris subway or fruits.
about the mule. Yes, I think so. back because of behavior unbecom
Mister M ajor.”
ing to an officer. I don’t see how every morning.
“ m etro.” Before leaving Tokyo,
By the time these things were fin Hirohito’s staff had been strictly for
To keep a hem even, in a dress
"Oh dear,” said Private First we’re ever going to win, dear me
Class Everett B. Banto, clerk in
The idea of a party for Major Jop ished, the General was in an excel bidden to let the heir to the throne or other garm ent, after you have
lent mood. But as always seemed ride on any subway; but despite sewn an inch or two, insert a piece
"The Guitti Are Greet Foods’’
A.P.O. 917, in a second floor room polo grew up in a peculiar way.
to be the case, when Lieutenant this, the crown prince bolted most of cardboard the width of the hem
in one of the annexes of the Saint came up partly because of real af
George Hotel in Algiers.
fection for the Major. But it was Byrd started in on the memoranda of his staff and ventured under and about six inches long and slip
Krtlogg’, Corn Flelrre brin« you
He was reading somebody else's also partly because Captain Purvis from various officers, the old man ground. He insisted on buying the it along as you sew.
nearly all the protective rood ete
V-mail letter, the envelope of which wanted to see if he couldn’t make gradually got angry.
tickets him self and handed them
inen te of the whole grain declared
Memoranda always seemed to be I
essen tia l to human nutritioa.
was open. Private Banto was a some time with one of the daughters
to the fa t lady guarding the gate.
Ball
Players’
Weight
written about things that had gone
m ail clerk. He had also been a mail of Tomasino.
But he handed them to her in a
clerk in Greenton, Vermont, before
Giuseppe the interpreter stopped wrong. This morning there was one bunch, instead of spreading them
In m ajor-league baseball this
the war. Even in Greenton, he had in to see Captain Purvis at the M.P. about how some signal corps tele out fan shape, so that she could not year, the 554 players range in
been very concerned about the way command post one afternoon. Giu phone wire had been lost on an LST, punch them quickly. All of which weight from 140 to 230 pounds, av
America was behaving herself in seppe was just keeping his butter so that one unit was very badly off brought forth a storm of abuse in eraging 183 pounds; and they
for communications; there was an
the world.
evenly spread. "How's a thing.
m etro French, heaped on the head range in height from five feet five
"Oh dear,” he said, " I don't see Cap?” he asked. He called Purvis other about the need for gasoline of the future ruler of Japan.
inches to six feet six inches, av
how we're ever going to win the Cap because his tongue always dumps to be established closer be
eraging exactly six feet.
•
•
•
hind a certain division so that trucks
w ar."
tripped on Captain.
would not have to run so far for
"Okay,” the Captain said.
“ What’s itching your pants now?”
fuel; a third about the way close air
"You like Adano?"
said Sergeant Walter Frank, anoth
E X ( TEL L E N T P R O P E R T Y I N V E S T
support was occasionally attacking
“Okay,” the Captain said.
er clerk, who was reading some
M E N T — E x tr a
fln n fa r m , «10 a ..
friendly troops . . . and so they
“ You like a little more fun?”
T o rtile, In g r a in s , a l f a lf a , weed pea«.
body else’s copy of Collier’s.
O ld
w a t e r r ig h t .
H o u se , b a rn s,
went.
"Who wouldn't?”
"Listen to this,” said Private Ban
m a ch . s h e d s , o r c h a r d s . N r. r a ilh e a d
After some of the memoranda, the
"Why you don’t a go see Frances
to. " It says here: 'Why the hell do
s c h o o ls , s h o p p in g ctr.
A ls o a 640
A. r a n c h , a p p r o x . 200 a. h a y . ba I
General would bellow directions to
we have to give the Frogs and the ca no more?”
p a stu re.
P le n t y o f w a te r .
id e a l
“There’s nothing there, Giuseppe, Colonel Middleton, sitting in the
Limeys and the Chinks all the stuff
f o r c a t t l e o p e r a t io n s . O n IT. P U R
• • •
a n d O r e g o n T r a il.
In ch t e n a n t ’s
family's
always
hanging next room. After others he would
we make? Seems to me we’ve the
n«e. a n d Igp. o w n e r ’ll hotna In c lt v
roar: "The hell with ’em. They’re
played Santa Claus long enough.’ Oh around.”
l i m it «. F o r d e ta llfl w r it e P. O. B o x
1037, K a in e a , O reg o n .
dear.”
" I ’m a no so sure. You don’t a no worse off than all the others. The
answer is no.”
"Says who,” said Sergeant Frank, try very hard.”
S P E C IA L
"Besides, I think the Major’s fall
Lieutenant Byrd picked up one of
“ what's a matter with that? It
makes me vomit to see these ing for the blonde. He’s a good guy, the memoranda and read: "To Gen
Frenchmen driving all over the I wouldn't want to mess him up eral Marvin for information etcetera
HEALTH TO YOU!
/*■ Guaranteed by
etcetera, routing address, and sc
place when my folks at home can any.”
'.Good Houtekeepin; 7
Correct Recto/, Colon Allm antt
tf,, * „senna, —
"How you mess him up? You fool forth. Subject: Mule carts, town of
hardly even drive to the A. & P.
Hemorrhoids (P ilo ,), Fie-
«uro, Fistula. Hornla (Rup
around a Francesca.”
Adano.”
to get their food.”
ture) destroy health-power (
that
T u
X ° ri,e'
moder" ™ tomorrow"
"No. Giuseppe. I think the Ma-
The General rumbled: "Dam
to oarn-abillty to en|oy lite |
“Walter, that’s not a very good at
double ocFon
, tab? e rJGirl Baking Powder ’ ’ ’
Our method of treatment
mule
carts.”
Jor's
serious.
I
don't
know,
he
didn't
titude, is it? We won’t make many
without hoepltal operation
oven
.h /; \
,edu°nd P/ ° Ved in bo,h mix,"9 bowl and
say anything, I just got a hunch. If
Lieutenant Byrd read: “On July
euccoeetully em ployed lor
friends in the world that way.”
oven . . . the natural cho.ce for the modern baking recipe.
33 years. Liberal credit
I fooled around with those girls, it 19, orders were received from Gen-
torme. Call lor examination ,
Private Banto put the V-letter would be- strictly for fish. No, I
eral Marvin, 49th Division, to keep
or eond lor FREE booklet.
back in its envelope, and put the don't think it’s a good idea.”
all mule carts out of the town of
Open Evening,, Mon., W»d , Fri., 7 lo 1:30
envelope in Its proper cubbyhole. He
"You mean a Mister Major, he’s Adano. Guards were posted at the
picked '.'p one of the mail pouches a fall in a love?”
Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC
bridge over Rosso River and at Ca-
from the front, cut the wire binding
" I don’t know. Maybe. I think copardo Sulphur Refinery, Order
P h y tltla n and tu rp a a n
and began to sort the contents, most so.”
W. B. Cor. E. Burnilde and Grand Avo
carried out . . . ”
•< which consisted of tempting
Telephone EAet 3618. Portland 14, Oragoa
“What a for? Can he have a no
(TO BE CONTINUED'
T H E STORY T H IS FA R : The Amerl-
ran troopi arrived In Adaao, with M ajor
Joppolo, the Amgot ofllrer 1« c h a rt*.
Serjeant Borlh was In charge of w e a ri
ly . The M ajor « a t determined to hold
the ronfldence of the people and to re-
place their hell stolen hy the Nails. De
spite orders Issued hy General M arvin,
barring carts from the city, Joppolo re
called the orders, to perm it food and wa
ter to rnter the city. The M ajor placed
a celling on prices to stop a black m ar- I
het caused by the generosity of the
Americans. The Bshermen sent Tina to
the M ajor to thank him for arranging
for the renewal of their Ashing rights.
The M ajor told her he would soon have
good news about her sweetheart.
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