Postwar Streamlined Cargo-I land ling Plane
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BRITISH LABOR PERSONALITIES
THE _
Pastures R eq u ire
Britain's Labor party which swept
aul allon
R e n e w a l R e g u la rly
Churchill out of office is a strange
mixture,
resembles the liberal
R eleased by W estern N ew spaper Union.
Depletion Is Rapid
branch of the Democratic party
more than any Socialist movement. HITLER'S CORPUS DELICTI
If
Fertilizer Missing
It has its liberal and its conserva­ IN DOUBTFUL LOCATION
tive wings, has had no labor
WASHINGTON. — The
stories
Farmers who used to let their
troubles similar to ours during the about what happened to Hitler and pastures "shift for themselves"
past decade.
Eva are getting bigger, but worse. while they concentrated their time
Clement Attlee, Britain’s new
The Russians first suppressed, and attention on increasing the
prime minister, is a poor man. , . . then announced, then denied the yield and quality of field crops, have
He was little known among the fash­ finding of remains of the two who. learned that pasture improvement is
ionable people of England until 1935 they said, had been married before now a "must," according to Paul M.
when his salary was raised to 2,000 the spirit left them.
Burson of the University of Minne­
pounds a year. . . . After getting
American reporters have fol­ sota.
this pay boost, Mrs Attlee was able lowed about the same experience.
“Nature did not provide the soil
to venture into society for the first , tie Arst arrivals at
with an Inexhaustible supply of
time, was able to start playing golf, tie Chancellory an­
plant foods which could be drawn
hire enough help to keep her home nouncing the bodies
upon indefinitely by pasture crops,”
going, . , . Attlee likes to putter in were not authen-
Mr. Burson pointed out. "Year after
year, nitrogen, phosphorus, potash
his garden, do odd jobs around the • tically
identified,
and lime have been removed from
house, constantly puff's a pipe, is a and later ones find­
the soil by the animals grat­
sharp contrast to fiery, charming ing various insignif­
Ramsey MacDonald, England's last icant proofs that
ing the pastures and marketed in
the form of livestock and livestock
Labor prime minister. . . . Att­ i Adolf and Eva died
A streamlined cargo-handling system has been devised for speeding vitally needed supplies to the Pacific
products. As a result, many pas­
lee is no forthright leader, is ; in their officially
war front via the 72‘j-ton Mars Transports. It is the first ever planned for a fleet of large flying ships op­
tures which were once productive
considered more of an impartial dug luxurious holes.
erating on extended overwater routes. The system has proven so successful that its use during postwar
have become so depleted in plant
middle man, will have all he can
Frankly, I want
era la assured. These and similar planes will be fitted to carry on large operations on future global routes.
food
that
they
are
no
longer
able
do to keep peace within his own to see the corpus
Adolf Hitler to support a vigorous growth of pas­
widely split party.
delicti before I be­
ture crops.
Attlee's greatest rivals for power lieve anything.
"An average herd of dairy cows
inside the party are paunchy, jovial
The most eminent authorities
producing around 4,000 pounds of
Herbert Morrison and hard-headed,
here frequently have said they
milk annually, will remove the
deep-voiced, testy Ernest Bevin. . . .
believed Hitler dead, but they
equivalent of 2614 tons of 20 per cent
Morrison lost his right eye when
have never said why or how. An
ammonium sulphate. 9*4 tons of 20
he was three days old, has had a
explanatory version, generally
"leftish" outlook ever since. . . .
accepted among military men,
Morrison has played runner-up to
is that German army leaders
Attlee in many elections, carries on
(the high comamnd) killed Hit­
constant behind-the-scenes warfare
ler and his girl friend, just as
with Bevin. . . . Bevin had the same
they once are supposed, slyly,
war job which Sidney Hillman took
to have slain Socialist President
over in the OPM after Pearl H ar­
Ebert when he refused to leave
bor—handling labor relations. How­
government, upon their demand,
ever, Bevin made a better go of it,
to make way for Marshal Von
fought grimly and successfully for
Hindenburg.
better rations for workers. . . . Mor­
Ebert was subject to indigestion
rison is a cockney, has a spry sense attacks, and was a heavy eater. Fol­
of humor, likes to dance, is head of lowing an official dinner and an
the Labor party in politically potent attack, conspirators rushed him to
London. He is also a man of daring, a hospital where a conspiring sur- |
had the ancient tradition-encrusted geon immediately “operated,” and |
Waterloo bridge torn down because Ebert died on the table.
he found it unserviceable, afterward
Himmler's story that Hitler died
had traffic rolling more smoothly
of cerebral hemorrhage is not be- i
through the center of London. . . .
A renewed pasture lot.
lieved because a Nazi doctor, now
Morrison is a hard ruler.
our prisoner, examined him in mid- per cent superphosphate. 4*4 tons
Bevin— Union Boss.
April and found his blood pressure of 50 per cent muriate of potash and
Ernie Bevin is a hard-headed low. But Himmler's concocted story 3 tons of lime from the soil over a
union boss. . . . He hates dictator­ suggests he was a conspirator in period of 30 years.
ships but is a dictator in his own Hitler's death in some manner,
“This reduction in fertility rep­
union, the giant transport workers. probably on April 24 or possibly resents plant foods sold away from
, . , Bevin runs his own union like May 1.
the farm in the milk produced by
May Be Alive.
John L. Lewis runs the mine work­
the dairy cows.
It does not in­
ers. . . , Outside his union, however,
In less authoritative quarters clude the amount used in building up
Bevin’s labor practices are more ’ here, a belief prevails that Hitler is the body of the animal which is
like those of Sidney Hillman and alive under circumstances no more also eventually sold, nor that lost
The harbor at Hachlnohe, in the Jap home Island of Honshu. Is no safe harbor for these "ersaU " wooden
Phillip Murray. . . . He believes fantastic than numerous other Nazi from the manure and the soil in
leaching and possible soil erosion. luggers of the dwindling Jap merchant fleet. Hastily and crudely built to replace better ships sunk by the
In negotiation rather than strikes. exploits, to wit:
This depletion of plant nutrients re­ Americans, these ugly ducklings of the sea soon join their better predecessors at the bottom of the sea—
Bevin took a bad trouncing from
The
whole
Hitler
end
was
sults in less vigorous growth of for­ nrged on their way by guns and bombs of carrier-based aircraft of the mighty U. 8. Third fleet.
Winston Churchill in 1926, has never
staged with long-planned, typi­
age, lower carrying capacity, low­
forgiven the ex-prime minister. It
cal
attention
to
details.
Hitler
er
feeding value and a shortened
was Bevin who called the 1926 gen­
called in his Eva, married for
grazing season.
eral strike in England, a strike
no pressing reason except ex-
“ Pastures, whether they are per­
which Churchill dealt a shattering
post-facto publicity; also sum­
manent or rotation, should receive
blow. . . . Bevin is a forthright anti-
moned his generals, announced
the same soil fertility practices as
Fascist, was against Hitler, Musso­
he had reversed his plan of
land used for regular production of
lini and the Cliveden set from their
fighting to the end, and intended
field crops. The success of such a
inception, was responsible for the
to die in or about his well kept
program depends on proper plan­
tough - minded position his party
hole. They pleaded with him for
ning for the pasture fertilizing pro­
took internationally from 1933 to the
days on bended knees to save
gram. This may include the use of
outbreak of war. . . . As leader of
himself but he stood firm, and
barnyard manure or commercial
the transport workers, Bevin con­
sent them all away so they
fertilizer containing nitrogen, phos
trols considerable of the Labor
could not witness further devel­
phorus and potash.”
party, is rough on his enemies, gruff
opments.
with his friends, losses his patience
Drop the curtain for a minute,
frequently.
Grain Bag Holder
To get feminine support, the new then find the bodies, well, anyway,
Four pieces 1 by 2 by 36 inches
some
reasonably
resembling
bodies.
labor government will lean heavily
and eight pieces 1
on a red-headed fiery labor M.P., El­ To me this always has been the
by 2 by 18 inches
best
story
since
another
little
Eva
len Wilkinson. . . . Miss Wilkinson
are required. Nail
crossed
the
ice,
instead
of
the
be­
is at home in a fight, knows the
the short pieces to
world, has contempt for Britain's yond, with another wolfhound of
the long pieces as
about
equal
weight.
colonial policies, is a scrapper from
shown. Use hooks or
What a story to leave the credu­
the word go. . . . She knows about
nails driven into
lous,
romantically
inclined
world!
It
riots and bloodshed first hand, was
the top short pieces
in the thick of the black and tan would be a particularly nice blanket
to hold the bag in
trouble in Ireland, even led hunger to cover a decision of the Nazi lead­
the holder.
marchers on London during the de­ ers to go separate ways, and meet
pression. . . . Miss Wilkinson lives months hence to renew their politi­
in the Bohemian Bloomsbury sec­ cal activity for world conquest, Can’t Judge Milk Cow
tion of London surrounded by poets, which was their basic, inescapable
By Size of Its Veins
painters, actors and writers; has ideal.
The
old
notion that a high-produc­
persuaded many of them to pitch
Furthermore, this story holds Hit­
Into labor's fight. . . . Blunt and ler not only planned his escape but ing cow can be judged by the num­
ber and size of veins showing on the
forthright, Miss Wilkinson was the his future life in obscurity.
surface of her udder, and those run­
Blacked out since Pearl Harbor,
first member of parliament to de­
He had a double, bearing consid­ ning along her belly, has been tossed
the 306,000-candlcpower beacon at
fend King Edward’s marrying Amer­ erable physical resemblance to what
out the window by dairy specialists.
Here Is one of the huge shipments of rubber tires which arrived from Montauk Point, Long Island, is shin­
ican-born Wallis Simpson. . . . In he would be when he disguised him­
They have checked on that notion Europe, where they were used on U. 8. army vehicles throughout the
ing again with its prewar brilliance.
one speech she said. “We say that self, sans moustache, drooping hair-
and found there is no significant re­ war area. They were unloaded at Fort Totten, N. Y „ where they were
if a woman is good enough to be a lock, etc., living a life he intended
One of America’s first lighthouses,
lation between the size and number inspected and classified by the army. Home will be kept in army service,
man’s wife, she is good enough to to take over when he escaped. This
it was established In 1799 and Is one
of veins and the cow’s milk-prtduc- but many turned over for disposal to civilian purchasers.
of thousand aids to navigation.
take her side by him as his equal selfless patriot he would kill and as­ ing ability.
in whatever £ank of life intended.” sume that identity when he desired
By
keeping
financial
and
produc­
*** «or«- w. w—
.
tv -take over that life. Submerging tion records, having a sound breed­
Another powerful figsre In the
his own identity in that one, he ! ing program, practicing disease con­
new Attlee government will be
would be beyond easy detection.
trol, feeding high quality roughage
tall, sparse hard-headed Arthur
All plans for this were made
and by practicing modern manage­
Greenwood, recently minister of
after Stalingrad, with money,
ment methods, higher milk produc­
postwar
reconstruction. . . .
arrangements
for
physical
dis­
tion can be secured. Ability to wo-
Greenwood was responsible for
guise, locale carefully chosen
duce milk is inherited and the vol­
what little slum clearance the
and
known
only
to
Hitler.
ume can be raised considerably by
MacDonald government under­
proper herd improvement methods.
Little Eva may have been dis­
took. . . . A member of Church­
posed of, as her presence would
ill’s cabinet, Greenwood never
decrease,
by
double,
his
was known as a radical or a
Damp litter is not dirty litter If
chances of avoiding detection
great liberal, is a seasoned bu­
it is 6 to 8 inches deep. Worry more
—although he may have planned
reaucrat, knows his way around
about your ventilation than about the
with sufficient security to war­
government, is an able talker.
litter—but both are important.
rant taking her along.
CAPITAL CHAFF
The other Nazi leaders knew noth-.
fl. Nelson Rockefeller recently asked
for an appointment with Cordell ing of this detailed arrangement but
Hull, but Hull refused to see him. were under orders to scatter into
Tests conducted at Texas state ex­
Hull is a bitter-ender regarding Ar­ their variously chosen disguises, to periment station showed that chicks
gentina, and it was Rockefeller who assemble six months from date at fed sulphur for the control of
largely paved the way for Argen­ a certain place, with the money they coccidiosis, r ’"ay from the sunlight
had hidden, to start in saving the require four times as much vitamin
tine recognition.
«. Mrs. “ Hope Diamond" McLean, world again. There was to be no D carrier as chicks fed no sulphur.
On the other hand, chicks fed sul­
mother-in-law of Sen. Bob Reynolds political activity in the intervening
phur did well If allowed two hours
whom the Scripps Howard papers time.
Those who believe this doubt the of direct noon-day sunlight dis­
The tower of the Empire State
have been exposing, is making a
A brace of All-Americans are pictured as they turned out for Yale’s building*, world’s tallest, is shown
play for new members of the Tru­ current yarns that Hitler chose his tributed over a week’s time. The
training session. Left to right they are Creighton M iller, All- enveloped In fog, smoke and flame
man cabinet. Some of them have better ’ole in Spain or Latin Amer­ feeding of sulphur to chicks run­ football
American at Notre Dame In 1943, Yale assistant backfield coach;’ and after a U. 8. arm y B-25 bombing
ica.
He
was
not
looking
for
sym­
ning
in
the
sunlight
did
not
make
it
been Inveigled into her drawing
pathy or sympathizers, but for ob­ necessary to add vitamins to feed. Paul F. Walker of Oak Park, III., captain of the 1945 Yale football team, Plane crashed Into the building re­
room.
wbo was an All-American selection for end last year.
livion.
cently.
By P
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