Southern Oregon miner. (Ashland, Or.) 1935-1946, July 12, 1945, Image 2

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    Southern Oregon Miner, Thursday, July 12, 1945
Classified Departmenl
RABBITS & SKINS
l.lV ie m b b lls 4 II I. I ts 24c. Wmil rnli
bit »kin«, p ou ltry. vvnl. nil uivnls
p avin g K’"“i |»rlcvn R nbv B Co., 336
B. w F ron t. P ortlan d . Or»gnn.
T H E STORY TH U S F A R : The Amvrl-
caa troop« arrived io Adano, with M ajor
Joppolo. the Am IO< oB cer to «horse.
Sergeant Borth was in charge ot »»enti­
ty. The M ajo r was determined to hold
the conBdenre ol the people and to re­
place their hell stolen by the Nasls. De­
spite orders Issned hy General M arvin,
barring c a ru Irom the city. M ajo r Jop-
polo recalled the order, to perm it food
and w ater to enter the city. M . Caco-
pardo asked permission Irom the M ajo r
to see General M arvin and give him In­
form ation on G erm an troop movements.
When he arrived the General refused to
listen to him and had Cacopardo tossed
out. The general Im m ediately recalled
M ajo r Joppolo'» name.
CHAPTER X IV
" I don’t know whether he has
been captured or killed or what.
That is the bad p a rt That 1» why
I wanted to talk with you. Mister
Major. Giorgio and I were going
to be married."
“Well, what do you want me to
do?"
“Can you find out for me whether
he is a prisoner. Mister Major?”
“What do you expect me to do,
go through all our prison camps
and ask all the men if they are the
sweetheart of Tina in Adano?’
“ You must have some lists, don t
you?”
“That is none of my business. I
am civil affairs officer of Adano."
“ Please help me. Mister Major.
Not knowing is worse than having
him dead.”
"A hundred people come in my
office every day asking me this. I
tell you it is none of my business.
The war is still going on, can’t you
understand that? We have a cam­
paign to fight. We can't just stop
in the middle of battle and open up
a question-and-answer service for
forlorn lovers.”
“Oh don’t. Mister Major, don’t.
You had been so nice to me. I
thought—”
“Is this why you were cordial to
me? Is this why you sent your fa­
ther to invite me to your house? So
that I could track down your lov­
er?” M ajor Joppolo stood up. " I ’m
sorry that you have a mistaken
idea of how I work. If you have
business to do with me. do not in­
vite me to your home and feed me
candy. Come to my office. I will
give you equal treatment with all
the others.”
And he turned and went into the
living room, where Captain Purvis
was shaping a heart with his two
thumbs and forefingers and then
pointing first at himself, then at
Francesca.
" I ’m going home. Captain.”
"What for?"
"Oh. I ’m fed up with this, I ’m go­
ing home.”
“Well, you'll excuse me if I don’t
come. I never thought I ’d ever get
anywhere talking with my fingers,
but this isn’t bad. See you tomor­
row, M ajor.”
It is very rare for an M P. to
drink anything, even vino, to ex­
cess, but Corporal Chuck Schultz
was a rare M .P. His two friends,
Bill and Polack, were in the Engi­
neer Battalion which was working
around Adano. They were billeted
in the same house with Chuck and
some other M.P.'s.
Chuck and Bill and Polack did not
drink vino in order to savor it on
their tongues. They did not drink
it to compare it with other wines
which they had had on other occa­
sions. They did not drink it to
complement food. They drank it to
get drunk.
Therefore it was not surprising
that on the night when they bought
three bottles for three dollars, they
began quite early in the evening to
tell dirty jokes, then sang some
songs, then argued a little, then
got restless and decided to go for a
walk. Nor was it surprising that
the walk was rather noisy. It was
really not surprising, either, that
when they found that their walk was
not taking them anywhere except
round and round the same block,
they should have decided to go back
to their billet. This was not surpris­
ing, but it was the thing which got
them in trouble.
If they had stayed in their billet
and not gone for a walk, they would
have been all right. So would they
if they had not gone home to their
billet so soon, but had walked until
their drunkenness dulled theii vi­
sion and blurred their keenness.
But doing what they did got them in
trouble.
Here is why:
On the way home, Chuck Schultz
said: “ Hell of a war.”
Polack said: “Smatter, Chuck,
you gonna get sick again?”
Chuck said: "Oh, no, I feel good.
I t ’s jus’ hell of a war.”
Polack said: "Prove it.”
Bill said, for the ninetieth time
that night: "Uno due tre quattro
cinque.”
Polack said: “ Shup, Bill. Prove
it's hell of a war. Chuck.”
Chuck said: “M ajor.”
Polack said: “M ajor who?”
Chuck said: “ You know the fella.
Town Hall fella.”
Polack said: “ Yeah, I know the
one you mean.”
Chuck said: "Joppolo, that's fel­
low.”
Polack said: "What about him?
What's h« gotta do with it?”
Bill said: "Cinque cinque cinque
cinque cinque.”
Chuck said: "He never gets drunk,
never, never gets drunk. But he’s
good fella.”
Polack said: "Oh, he’s wonderful
fella.”
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Chuck said: “He’s bes' fella whole
invasion.”
Polack said: "Oh, he's better'n
that. He’s perfec’.”
Chuck said: “ No, he aln’ per­
fect. He don’t drink. But he's good.
Oh. he's good's hell. These wops.
they think he’s perfect. He's bes’
thing ever happened to this town.”
Polack said: "What’s 'at prove?
Prove it's hell of a war. Don’t
change a subjec’.”
Bill said: “ Una due tre una due
tre.”
Chuck said: “Shut up your count­
ing. Bill. I ll prove it's hell of a
war. It's all ’cause of the M ajor."
Polack said: "How's he prove any­
thing if he don’t drink?”
Chuck said: "Here’s how he proves
everything. He's bes' thing ever
happened to this town, but he's gon­
na get kicked. Now is that any kind
of a war?”
Polack said: "Who’s gonna kick
him? Show me the stiff who’s gonna
kick him."
Chuck said: “General Marvin’s
gonna kick him. that's who.”
Polack said: “Oh, he kicks every­
body, I don't see nothin' special
about that.”
Chuck said: “ Yeah, but look. Po­
lack. here you got a guy who’s best
thing ever happened to this town. I
mean he unnerstands these people.
SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS
Flattering Two-Piece Costume
Sbirtwaister With Cap Sleeves
HELP W ANTED
ent. it's got to be good, if it's for
»«5 P B It W EEK
him ."
AUTO M E U IIA N li’S
Polack said: " It was Bill’s idea.
«16 P E It W EEK
AUTO L U B R IC A T IO N MAN
What'll we give him. Bill?"
F ive d ay w eek. Sat. and Sun. o f f
In
Bill said grandly: "Uno due tre
tupdi-rn »bop, w ell w pIu11>pvd X>. R.
B e lc o u rt Co.. 1110-Ra. Pina, B eattie,
quattro cinque."
W a e h . A u th . K e f. Re .,
Chuck said: "He’s no good, him
and his numbers. We got to think W A N T E D I'tMik’a H elper, loan, 110« 00
m onth ;
Maid» »so.00 mo. board,
1 of something. Polack, we got to."
room , laun dry, 1 day o f f week,
Polack said: “Let's go back and
h a lfw a y b etw een S e a ttle and T a ­
com a.
M ASO NIC
ROM R. B ealth ,
get those bottles. Maybe they'd help
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us think of something.”
TWO G R A D U A T E nuraea, one night
Chuck said: "That’s hard, to think
nurse »160.00, one day ntirae »155 00
Room , board »m l la u n d ry . T . R.
of somethin' good enough for that
P a v ilio n .
T ro u td a le ,
O re.
Phone
M ajor.”
Q w h a m 5336._______________________
Polack said: “I can think of a W E L D E R S - M E I'H A N K 'S - H E L P E R S
lot of things, but not a one of 'em is
S J I D l l l U B i r IR O N B B R O N B R
W O R K S . Inc.. 1431 D earb orn S tre e t,
good enough. The trouble with that
B eattie 44, W aeh.
Major is he's too good. Now you
give me a lousy Major, and I ’d have T E A C H E R S u rg e n tly needed fo r high
school and (trade w ork fo r lt»45-4tl
you a present in no time."
sch ool term .
W a e h in rto n Teachers
Agoncy, 3141 Arcade B ld g., B eattie.
Chuck said: “It ’s a hell of a war
W ash.
when you can’t even think of a goin’-
W
A N T E D — R asp b erry pick ers, clean
away present for a good guy.”
q u a rters ami good field .
P hone
Polack said: “Say! I just thought
P u v a lln n 4993 or w rite R. P . K a ll-
gren,
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Box
769,
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of somethin' terrible. Are you sure
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this Major's goin’ away?”
Chuck said: “ Didn't I see that slip FOR CO U N TR Y HOME. Hood Canal,
a cook, a h ou sem aid and a couple
of paper?”
for cen er a i work.
A d d ress Btar
R o ute 1. Sox 411, B rem e rto n , W ash.
Polack said: "That's right. Shall
we give him a bottle of ol' lady TWO M AIDS, one ward, one gen eral.
»65.00 per m onth room , hoard A
Fatta's wine?"
laundry.
T . B. P a v ilio n . T ro u td a le ,
Oregon. T e l. O resh am 5335.
Chuck said: "Polack, you know
that's not good enough.”
Two
p ra ctica l
n u rses »125.09
per
m onth room , board, A- laun dry. T.
Pattern No 1358 1» designed for »lz.es 14,
Chuck said: "Polack, I think
B. P a v ilio n . T ro u td a le, O rogon. T el.
16. 16. 20; 40. 42. 44 and 48. Size 18 re-
you're drunk. What's the matter
G resham 5335.
quirea 3'» yards of 30-lnch m aterial.
with you?”
Due Io an unusually large dem and and
O NE Janitor, and on o rd erly. »95.00 j
current war conditions, »lightly m ore tim e
T»er m o n th room , b o a rd A- la u n d ry .
Bill said: ’One, two, three, four,
T
B. P a v ilio n . T ro u td a le , Oregon.
la required In tilling orders for a few of
five. Why don't you borrow some­
T e l. O resham 5335.
the m ost popular pattern num bers.
thing from old Four Eyes here to
Send your order to:
F E M A L E B O O K K E E P E R and s te n o ­
give the Major? You'd find a real
grapher
»125.i't> a
m onth.
w ith
board, room A- laun dry. P erm anent.
nice goin’-away present right here
SEW ING CIR< L E P A T T K B N D E P T .
M u ltn o m a h C o u n ty F « r m , T ro u td a le ,
149 New Montgomery St.
in this house if you just got up and
Oregon.
W ear-E veryw here Costume
San Francisco, Calif.
looked for it.”
N U R SE : P ra c tic a l »95.00 tier m on th j A
SOFTLY detailed two-piece
Enclose
25 cents In coins for each
Chuck said: “Bill, why don’t you
w ith hoard, room & laun dry.
P er ­
frock w ith smooth, figure-flat­
pattern desired.
m anent
M u ltn om ah C ou nty F arm ,
have more ideas? You got the best
tering lines, the sort of sm art,
T rou td ale, O regon.
Pattern N o......... ..................... S i z e .........
ideas when you have ’em.”
casual, w ear-everyplace costume
W E S T M O R B T each ers' A gency, 14OS
Nam e ........ ................................................
Polack said: "Yeah, good idea,
Old N a t’l B a n k B ld g.
Free re g is ­ you can depend on all sum m er
Address ........................................................
let's borrow something.”
tration . A ll v a c a n c ie s sen t by sch ool long.
o ffic ia ls.
Spokane, W a s h in g to n .
S
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Chuck said: “ Bill, you don’t even
Pattern No 1331 Is designed for sizes 12.
know how good your ideas are when
FOR SALE
14. 16, IB. 20; 40 and 42 Size 14 requires
you have ’em. Look: this Major,
3’ » yards of 39-lnch fabric.
he's Italian himself, speaks it like a IN T E R N A T IO N A L
E I- E C T R 1 C
Shirtw aist Frock
FEN C E CO. s e lls th e h ig h e st v o lt ­
native. He sure is gonna appreci­
a g e and m ost s u c c e s s f u l fe n c e c o n ­
E
R
E
is your favorite shirt­
ate something Italian from old Four
tro llers. G uaranteed to ou tp erform
waist frock w ith brief cap
any oth er m ake r e g a r d le s s o f price.
Eyes’ house. Boy, Bill, I don' know
S erv ice on a ll m akes. U sed fe n c es sleeves
for sum m er coelness.
why you aren’ a millionaire with the
for sa le cheap.
L iberal trad e-in
Ideal for your busy sum m er pro­
allow an ce.
ideas you got."
See your local d ealer, or w r ite to: gram in gayly striped fabrics,
Bill said: “Una and tre is quat­
IN T E R N A T I O N A L E L R O T R IO
checks or floral prints.
F E N C E CO.
tro. Due and tre is cinque. I can
3315 M a in St.
V a n c o u v er, W ash.
even add."
D e p t. 8 -H , Also
433 S m ith T o w e r.
S e a ttle . W aeh.
Chuck said: “Let’s go an’ find
something ’fore we pass out.”
FOR SA L E at »9000— G ood Irrigated
farm o f 90 a c r e s near W ilder, Ida- I
Polack said: "Lookit that room,
ho; 70 a c r e s under c u ltiv a tio n , grain ,
like a Gran’ Central Station. There’s
fr u it and good garden: 10 a c re s good
blue g r a s s p astu re; good barn w ith
a lot of Eyetalian junk in there.’
corn crib and d airy room ; o u tsid e
c ella r; w in d m ill and sto r a g e tank.
Chuck said: “Let's have look.”
Good, c o m fo r ta b le
6-room hou se,
Polack said: "Why'n we give'm a
e le c tr ic lig h ts and w ater. Rradeen
I f you wish to make an extra
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chair?”
Chuck said: “Good idea. Take the FOR S A I.E —B u s in e ss P rop erty. 2- hole in a strap and haven’t the n e c -1
S to r y brick b u ild in g, fu ll basem ent. essary belt punch, d rill the hole ■
shroud off’n a chair, give ’lm a
C o n sists o f 27-room h otel, m o stly
chair.”
fu r n ish ed ; th e a te r 160 s e a ts ; fo u n ­ with brace and d rill.
—•—
tain. ahd Oool h a ll; barber sh op
Chuck and Polack skated across
room . In --inter o f b u sin e ss d is ­
By adding a pinch of salt to the t
the floor to a chair. They bent over
tr ic t G en esee, Idaho. P rice »16,000
P art cash , b alan ce term s. Inquire white of an egg it w ill beat to a I
it to take the slip cover off. Their
P . O. B ox 607, Pasco. W a s h in g to n ,
fumbling hands could not find where
stiff froth m ore quickly.
o r W . W . B u rr, Genesee, Idah o.
—•—
to loosen the cover.
L O R Land & L iv e s to c k Co., prop­
“L i f it up,” Chuck suggested. T A e Y
A fte r washing blankets rinse
r ty o f th e A lex. M cG regor e sta te ,
w ill be so ld , 1490 a c re s o f farm them in w ater in which a block of
"Look at it from unnemeath.”
land, 17,000 a c r e s o f w e ll w atered,
So they lifted the chair above their
e x c e lle n t p a stu r e; good ou tb ld gs., camphor has been dissolved. They
heads. Polack reeled. Chuck lost
b e a u tifu l m odern hom e. One o f the can then be stored without fear of
o u ts ta n d in g liv e sto c k e n te r p r ise s In
his grip. The chair crashed to the
th e s t a t e
B o H en ry, C o lfa x , W ash ., attack by moths.
floor, and a leg broke off. Bill
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P h o n e 308.
picked the leg up.
I f you do not have tim e to a r­
D E S IR A B L E 17-acre farm a ll fen ced ,
Chuck said: “Too much trouble,
b etw een G earhart and S easid e, one range garden flowers the minute
b lock o f f m an h ig h w a y , 9-room
lousy chair.”
d w e llin g , part fu r n ish ed , 4 bedrm s.. they are cut, place them in a
Polack spotted a terra cotta bust
fu ll co n c re te b a sem en t. M odern barn, bucket of w ater and let them re­
m ilk h se., brooder h se., chick , hse.,
standing on a marble pillar-like
a ll w ired elec. Farm e q u ip m en t In­ m ain there until you are ready to
stand in one comer. "Who's ’at?”
c lu d e s tw o F ord tr a cto r s, disk , m o w ­ arrange them in their vases or
in g m ach., V ik in g sep a ra to r, 130
Bill said, as if positive: "G ari­
bowls.
ch ick en s, tw o m ilch co w s.
baldi.”
40 A C R E S S u rrou n d in g c le a r lake, i
Polack said: "Le’s give’m a Gari-
m ile w e st o f W arrenton , 13 a. In
lake, b alan ce lim b er, w ith 1 aero
bally.” And he went over to the cor­
c le a re d for b u ild in g s.
F in e 5-room
ner, lifted the bust off the pillar,
h o u se, c o n crete b a sem e n t, som e fu r n ­
itu re. »6500.
started uncertainly back toward the
3 0 -A C R B su bu rb an farm , 3 m l. from
others, lost his balance, and dropped
A sto ria , d w e llin g . 3 ch ick en h ou ses,
barn, sh op, g a ra g e, 1600 ch ick en s, 3
the bust. It broke into hundreds of
c o w s, ’41 D od ge truck, farm Im p le­
pieces.
m e n ts, sh ed and farm m ach in ery on j
p aved h ig h w a y . N u rser y sta r te d on ,
Polack looked over the mantel at
t h is property. M ust he seen to be
a painting of a fat nude. She was
a p n re c la te d . R e a so n a b ly priced.
C O N T A C T B. T . E D IS O N , R « a lto r
lovely in his wine-washed eyes, and
IC th a t C o m m ercial, A s to ria , O r.
he said: ’Give'm a woman. A Ma­
1160-A C R E sto c k ranch; 300 su ita b le
jor needs a woman.”
fo r crop, 40 c u ltiv a te d , 200 e a s ily
So the three worked together to
cleared , a d jo in in g g o v ern m en t range,
get the painting down. They bal­
good so li, w ill produce 40 bu sh el
w h ea t. L iv e str ea m , sp r in g s. W ood,
anced themselves on chairs and
c o m m ercia l tim ber.
School.
E le c ­
grunted and all lifted on the bottom
t r ic it y a v a ila b le .
C heap pre-w at
price,
*9050.
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edge of the painting. They man­
B ox 418, S t. M a rie s , Id a h o .
aged to lift it off its hook, but they
could not keep it balanced. The pic­ FO R S A L E or T rade, S ou th A m erican
C h in ch illa s.
E sta b lish e d price for
ture fell, and its canvas hit the back
y e a r s »3,200 per pair. W ill se ll four
m ated pair fo r »3,000 or trade for
of a chair, and the fat woman was
real e s ta te , farm m a ch in ery or a u to ­
ripped from flank to flank.
m o b iles o f th at valu e. W rite Chas.
S. H arrim an , R t. 3, B ox 910, A n-
Polack said: “Le’s go in ’nother
bnrn. W ash .
room.”
They went into a dining room. In 100 A C R E S good so il, 35 a c re s cu lt.,
h ou se, barn, o th e r bld gs.
9 m ile s
one corner there was a big glass­
tow n , good road, priced righ t. T . A .
W o nch , R e a l E s ta te , P rie s t R iv e r,
faced cabinet containing Venetian
Id a h o .
glassware on shelves. "Give '¡m
somethin' to drink out of,” Chuck K E Y T R A IL E R HUGH w ith 4-w h eel
la w n m o w er grin d er, k e y m achine,
said.
k ey blnnks.
Equipped for work.
He tried the door of the cabinet,
(750. M . E . P in e, S ag in aw , Oregon.
but it was locked. "B ill,” he said,
P L A S T IC R U B B E R
"open this thing up. Don’t just stan’ F le x ib le , o v e r n ig h t, m old -m ak in g liq ­
uid.
D
irectio n s.
S am p le pt. »3.;
there with that club. Open up.”
g al. »20.
San D iego P la s tic P ro ­
Polack said: “Case of ’mergency,
ducts, 3373 C a lifo rn ia S t., San Diego,
C al.
break glass an’ pull lever.”
'So far it's been plenty w a lk ie -b u t no talkie.'
Bill stepped up and poised the F R E SH MILK G O A T S fo r s a l e c h e a p
at m y ranch, 3 m i le s e a s t o f L osi
chair leg. "Una, due, tre,” he said,
Laki-. E r n e st C. W errlng'-on, L ot'
and on three he let go. The glass
L ak e R ou te, E lm a, W ash .
n e w s - “ Eveready" “ M ini-M ax” batteries
front shivered to the floor. The three
are hack! Since Vt arl Harbor, they have powered the
O N L Y g a r a g e in tow n and telep h on e
boys staggered forward to choose a
co., both o f f ic e s In sam e bldg.
famous walkie-falkics and other vital equipment for
R eason ab le. M r. and M r» . S h ipley,
gift. First they dropped a bowl.
T im b e r, O re. Phene 153.
our
Armed Forces.
Then they dropped a glass swan.
FOR
S
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240-A
cre
Farm
,
3
mile»,
Then they dropped a big goblet.
Now, the V ar Production Board has authorized
n o r th w e st o f P alou se. P a r tly sow n
Then they knocked the whole cabi­
production of Miesc famous “ B ” batteries for civilian
In sp r in g w h eat, o a ts, barley and
peas. 50 a c r e s su m m e r -fo llo w , sotnt
net over and broke everything.
radios. Chances are, you'll find them at your dealer’s
a lf a lf a , n ice b lu e -g r a ss m eadow , lots
The three men went from room
o f p a stu re, fa ir b u ild in gs.
W rite
now.
to room this way, leaving a trail of
ow n er, M rs. R . U rn . Palouse, W ash.
Remember—size for size
___
ruin behind them. Their disappoint­ MY H E R D o f r eg iste re d Sh orth orn
“ Eveready” ‘M ini-M ax” bat­
ment grew as they saw their
c a ttle .
C ow s, 2 y e a r-o ld -h eifer s,
y e a r lin g s, c a lv e s and herd bull, w hich
chances dwindling of getting any­
teries are the most powerful
Is sired by grea t Im ported bull
thing good enough (or durable
C lun gban k stan d ard : 65 head; w ill
“ B ” batteries ever made.
se ll any am ou n t from 1 to en tire
enough) for the Major.
herd. J o h n P a lm e r, Box 183, Sand
Let’» gel the la p —and yet it overt
Finally Chuck said: “Hell of a
P o in t, Id a h o .
war, when you can’t even find a
Tha "grit trad trademark/ "Evaready" and "Mini Max" diitingniib prodxcti of
F O R S A L E — F a rm and crop,
Tom
National Carbon Company, Inc.
present in ol' Four Eyes’ house.”
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"Not knowing is worse than having
him dead.”
and that old General Marvin he's
gonna bust him down to Corporal,
just like me. Now what kind of a
war is that?”
Bill said: “Cinque quattro tre due
uno. Backwards. Cinque quattro
tre due uno.”
Polack grew suspicious. He said:
‘How you know? Does the old gen­
eral tell you who he's gonna bust
and who he’s not?”
Chuck said: " I seen the paper.”
Polack said: “Bustin’ him?”
Chuck said: “No, the paper ’at's
goin’ to get him busted. Trapani
and me, we tried to hide it, but the
Cap’n found it. I t ’s sure goin’ to
get the Major busted when old pie-
face sees it.”
Polack said: "Jeez, can you imag­
ine a war like that?”
Chuck said: “ Hell of a war.”
Polack said: "Chuck, you proved
it to me. Hell of a war.”
Bill said: “I like cinque best.
Cinque cinque cinque.”
Chuck said: "Rotten dirty stinkin’
unfair lousy war.”
Polack said: “Hell of a war, you
take and ruin the bes’ man you
got.”
Chuck said: " I like that Major,
he’s honest. I don’t want for him to
be busted like that.”
Polack said: " I ain’t never seen
this Major, but if you say he’s the
best M ajor you ever seen, I'll take
your word for it and I think it’s a
unfair war myself for bustin’ him.”
Chuck said: “ You know, we ought
to do somethin’ for that Major. Po­
lack, we ought to do somethin’ for
him.”
Polack said: “ You said me a
mouthful, Chuck. We sure ought
to.”
Chuck said: “ What could we do,
Polack? Somethin' good. He de­
serves it, somethin’ good.”
Polack said: “What could we do.
Chuck? You're a Corporal, and Bill
and me, we're just P.F.C.’s. What
could we do?”
Chuck said: "Let’s think.”
Polack said: "Okay, pal. . . .
You thinkin’?”
Chuck said: "Yeah, but I ain’t
got a thing.”
Bill said: “Uno due tre. We ought
to give the guy a goin’-away pres­
ent if he’s all that good.”
Chuck said: “ First sensible thing
you said all night, Bill. We'll give
him a present.”
Polack said: “What’ll we give
him. Chuck?”
Chuck said: "That's a hell of a
tough one. For a goin’ away pres­
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