A Bell Jòr Adano^
J o h n H e r s e q **
T H K STORY T H V 8 F A R : The A m eri­
can troops arrive« at Adaao. with M ajo r
Joppolo. the Amcot officer la charge.
Sergeant Rorth was la charge of securi­
ty. It was the hope of the M ajor la
build ronffdenre and replace the Iowa
bell stolen h> the N ails. He arranged
with the navy to permit the Sshermen to
return to the w alrrs. Despite orders Is­
sued b> General M arvta. barring carts
from the city. M ajor Joppolo recalled the
order to perm it food and water ta entei
the town. Nasta, form er mayor of Ada­
ao, retarned from hiding, but was placed
under arrest by the M ajor to save him
from an organised mob. He was o r­
dered to report daily and repeat his
sins.
CHAPTER XI
•* H U
here. Mister Major. That wet stone”
—she pointed at Tomasino—“ al­
most refused to go and ask you.”
Captain Purvis said: “ Where are
these pretty mackerel the old fish-
hound is supposed to have? Say,
Major, we got to make a deal here.
Giuseppe here says he thinks I'd
like the dark one best.”
Giuseppe put in a word for his
loyalty: “ I'm a save a blonde for
you, boss."
Major Joppolo really didn’t know
what to say.
Giuseppe said quickly to the fat
Rosa, "Where are the girls?”
The mother said: “ If you think
you can hurry two pretty girls try ­
ing to make themselves prettier,
you'll find them in the bedroom.”
Major Joppolo was alarmed to see
Giuseppe get up and go into the
bedroom. He wondered what kind
of girls these were, anyhow.
But in a few moments Giuseppe
came back, leading a girl by each
hand. He had apparently explained
the situation to the girls, because
Tina went directly to Major Jop­
polo. shook his hand, and sat down
beside him, and the dark one. Fran­
cesca. went straight to Captain Pur­
vis. shook his hand, and sat down
by him.
"M m m ,'' said Captain Purvis,
"not bad.” He felt secure in the
certainty that the girls did not speak
English.
"Take it easy,” Major Joppolo
said.
Tina said in Italian: “ I heard you
breathing in church last Sunday.
One morning Tomasino the fisher­
man called on Major Joppolo at
the Palazzo. As he entered the
building, and even as he walked into
the Major's office, he looked like an
American sight-seer. His neck bent
back on itself and his eyes wandered
around in dull amazement.
Major Joppolo was pleased to see
him and said cheerfully: "Good
morning, Tomasino.”
But Tomasino's face changed
from curious to sullen, and he said:
"1 did not want to do it.”
“ Do what, Tomasino?”
“ Come to the place of authority,
this Palazzo. 1 have never done it
in my life. My wife made me do
it.”
“ Why? What did she want?”
“ She said that if you had low­
ered yourself to come and see me
on my fish-boat, I could lower m y­
self to gd and see you in the Palaz­
zo. She wanted me to invite you to
come to our house tonight to help
eat some torrone which my daugh­
ter Tina made. My wife is a d iffi­
cult woman. I hate her. She thinks
she is the authority in my house.”
Major Joppolo said: “ Please be
so good as to tell your wife that
even though her husband was so
reluctant in the delivery of her mes
sage, the M ajor would be delighted
to accept.”
Tomasino said: “ 1 am of half a
mind not to tell her. I hate her.’
Promptly at nine o’clock Major
Joppolo knocked on the door at 9
Via Vittorio Emanuele. Tomasino
opened the door, but did not show
the slightest pleasure at having a
visitor.
“ Come in,” he grumbled.
The M ajor stepped in and tried
to shake his hand but could not find
it in the dark.
"We have to climb many stairs,"
Tomasino complained.
As a matter of fact, there was
only one flight. At the top of it
they turned into a brightly lighted
hallway. Tomasino led the M ajor
through the hallway to a narrow par­
lor. This parlor belied the unsocia­
b ility of Tomasino. for its furniture
consisted almost exclusively of
chairs—a sure sign, in Adano, of
frequent and numerous guests. Be­
sides the chairs there were only a
large Italian radio in one comer
and a round table in the center. The
“ I ’ve never bien so happy in my
room was so narrow that from the
chairs on either side one could reach life.”
whatever was on the table.
You ought to take more exercise.
Two guests had arrived before Mister M ajor.”
the Major, and their identity sur­
Major Joppolo said: “ I was late.
prised him.
I was very late. I got working on
“ Hi, M ajor,” said Captain Pur­ something, and I lost track of time.
vis, who looked as if he had been I had to run to church. It was very
into a couple of bottles of wine, embarrassing.”
“ Giuseppe told me the old fish-
Tina said: "You had Father Pen-
hound here had a couple of pretty sovecchio worried. I could tell by
daughters. I was getting kinda lone­
the way he got mixed up in his serv­
some. Giuseppe here told me he’d ice.”
bring me up. Good old Giuseppe.”
Major Joppolo said: “ Do you go
“ Good night, a boss,” said Giu­ to church every Sunday?"
seppe. He was much embarrassed;
Tina said: "O f course.”
he had had no idea that the Major
M ajor Joppolo was able to talk
would show up.
with Tina, interrupted only once in
The M ajor was just as embar­
a while by bursts from the mother
rassed as Giuseppe. He was think­ and gales of laughter all around the
ing of those sentences from the Am-
room, except from Tomasino, who
got notebook: "Don’t play favorites. stared moodily at the floor.
. . . Be careful about invita­
The M ajor said: “ Do you always
tions. . . . ”
go to the Church of San Angelo?”
“ Why, hello," the Major said.
This time it was Tina who
“ Haven’ t seen the quail yet,” Cap­
blushed. "N o," she said. “ Giu­
tain Purvis said. “ The old lady’s out
seppe told me you were going to
in the kitchen. She's a honey.”
be there. I wanted to see what
The M ajor sat down stiffly.
the American M ajor was like. Most
Captain Purvis said: “ Say, I
Sundays I go to the Church of the
didn't know you were an old hand Benedettini.”
around here, you dog. Why don’t
Major Joppolo said: "What did
you tell me about these good things?
you think of the American M ajor?"
You old bum, I thought you never
Tina said: “ He breathes very
did anything but work. Tell me,
loudly, like the leaky bellows of the
how are these chickens?”
pipe organ at the Benedettini.”
Major Joppolo said weakly: “ I
The Major laughed.
haven't seen the girls, except one of
“ Have a piece of torrone,” Tina
them in church. This is my first
said. “ I made it.”
time here."
One could not very well turn down
Captain Purvis, who was unques­
an invitation put just that way, so
tionably tipsy, said: "Hey, speak­
the Major took a big piece. The
ing of chickens, I heard one the oth­
candy was passed all around the
er day. You remember where Hoo­
room, and for a time all conversa­
ver said once that he was going to
tion stopped. Nothing could be
fix it so there would be a chicken
heard except the crunching of nuts
in every pot? Well, I heard the oth­
between teeth and the smacking
er day that after the U.S. Army was
sound of boiled sugar coming un­
around these Italian towns for a
stuck from teeth. During this time
while there was going to be a chick­
of chewing. Major Joppolo couldn’t
en on every lap.”
help thinking how strange it was to
The Captain roared with laugh­
build a whole evening around the
ter.- Giuseppe, although he had no
eating of torrone, but that seemed
idea what the point was, laughed
to be the program.
politely. The M ajor was horrified.
When he dared, Major Joppolo
Tomasino sat in depressed silence,
said
“ Good.”
understanding nothing.
Captain Purvis could afford to be
Tomasino’s wife came in from more honest in English. He said:
the kitchen with a platter of tor­ “ What did we come to, a glue fac­
rone and saved the day. She must tory?”
have weighed two hundred and fifty
“ Another piece,” Tina said to the
pounds. She put the candy down.
M ajor cordially.
Giuseppe Jumped to his feet and
"In a few minutes,” the Major
Introduced the M ajor to Tomasino's said.
wife. Her name was Rosa.
"We must have some wine,” the
She said in her husky fat lady’s fat and happy Rosa said. "Go out
voice: " I am delighted to see you in the kitchen, fool,” she said to
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sala.”
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Wine on top of torrone, and prob­
ably mixed right up with it. Major
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Joppolo could think of nothing less
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tempting, but Captain Purvis, hear­ of how the army und navy are burn­ W A N T E D i Suddlw m u k e rs . ra w h id e etltc h
ing the word vino, shouted: "Vino, ing up Japan's main cities, block by ere a n d tre e n u ik e rs . Journeym en and ap­
p re n tic e « . F x r e lle n t p a y . good ho ur« and
hurray for vino."
block, may now be revealed at least ■steady •m p lo y m e n t F in e m o d ern p lan t
v a c a tio n w ith p a y a m i o p p o r t u n i t y f o i a d
Major Joppolo stood up and said: in part.
vancerfkent. W r ite o r w ire K e w e ll Maggie
<?•., 11011 K eg w oo g Ite a g . M a y w a rg , C a lif.
"Purvis, either you shut your big
The two greatest contributions to
trap or I ’ll throw you out of here.”
the burning of Japan are the B-29
Captain Purvis said: "A w come and a new, still somewhut m ysteri­
HELP WANTED—WOMEN
on, Major, don't be a spoil sport. ous fire-bomb known as the “ goop
You know you feel the same way. bomb." Just how the "goop bomb"
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if you were just honest enough to got its name isn’t known. However,
To
r a i l on lu ra lh 'H u e w i« e e to set in fo r ­
say so.”
it's the most terrible fire spread­
m atio n on p ro d u c t. uaed io th e h o m r, no
"Shut up, Purvis!” The Major's er in the world. Part of its secret
te llin g . Experienced in te rv ie w e r, ore-
eyes blazed. “ That's an order. Now is an oily mush developed by petro­
fecreci. but w ill roneider w h o o l tra rh rre
and librarian«. S ta le age an d e ip e n e o re .
you behave yourself.”
leum chemists. This makes the con­
R ep ly lt e p t . E A l ) , l i t II« » 461 , G ra n d
Captain Purvis stood up and sa­ tents of the bombs stick in gluelike
C e n tra l S ta tio n , N a w Y o rk C it y .
luted with a wavering dignity.
gobs to anything it hits, making it
Tomasino came back with the almost impossible for Japanese fire­
AUTOS. TRUCKS & ACCESS.
wine, and Captain Purvis saluted fighters to scrape it loose.
the bottle, bending slightly at the
However, what really made
t 'N R A T IO N E D M O T O R F P E L
A v a ila b le e v e r y w h e r e ,Oc p e r K allon. I'v e
waist and aiming the breakaway of
the bomb thr most terrible In
uaed It (o r 39 y e u ra . w i l l aeiid g u n ru n te e d
the salute straight at the bottle.
the world was experiments car­
o m p lete In fo rm a tio n (o r one d o lla r.
FRANK W KTZKL
ried out by some of Henry Kai­
Rosa, sensing that something waa
P. O . B e t SSS
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ser's
West
roast
seientlsts.
They
wrong, shouted desperately: "M y
found Kaiser had a surplus of
buy, my buy!” But nobody laughed.
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fast burning, white-hot magne­
Tina jumped up and said: "Let's
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e r r ia n t « 20 k w 110 A C tw in c y l. D le a r
sium production on his hands,
dance,” and she ran over to the ra­
m d 8 k w 110 A C ( till a u to m n flr
d riv e n
and
they
also
knew
one
of
the
Both
aeta In e x c e lle n t ro o d . P r ic e d (oi
dio and turned on Radio Moscow.
lu lc k aule K A I.K N K L K C T K IC I d . , I l l l l
greatest difficulties in making
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“ Moscow always has the best mu­
magnesium is Its high explosive
sic,” she said.
content. So they experimented
N e a r ly N ew D e lt a L ig h t P la n t. 33 volt,
Francesca, with Major Joppolo'g
with mixing magnesium dust in
w ith ra d io . Iro n , v a c u u m c le a n e r und Ve
help, carried the table from the
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middle of the room to the end away
This magnesium dust lights up in
from the radio. Captain Purvis
FARMS AND RANCHES
rushed over to Rosa, held out his a searing blaze as soon as it comes
arms, and said: “ Okay, fatso, let's in contact with air. Result is the B E A U T I F U L V A L L E Y R A N C H — Pasture
hottest fire ever known.
dance."
fo r 12 cow «. 25 u. c u lt., good ru s tic Im
n ts ., ir r ig a te d g a rd e n , o rc h a rd , etc
Most important effect of the "goop n Mo rv m
Rosa understood from his gestures
school; id e a l fo r couple w ith »oine In
e. A v a ila b le no w . W r ite or »ee M r
what he meant, and she stood up bomb" is that no known fire-fighting com
W a rlic k , lie « W illa m e tte . E u g e n e . 0 re
laughing. The tipsy Captain and his equipment can douse its flames. Wa­
huge partner careened around the ter only adds to the blaze; as do
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room. After a couple of turns Rosa any of the other specialized fire­
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fighting chemicals. All the Japs do
collapsed into a chair.
a g e , sem i-m od. 4 -room house, b a rn fo r 2'
now
against
the
“
goop
bomb”
is-to
owe.
chicken
house,
w a te r a ll b u ild in g s
Then Captain Purvis danced with
le n u ttfu l v ie w , la n d sc u p ed . G ood h u ntin g
’ r e w a r p ric e >20.000. n a if cash , balance
Francesca, and Major Joppolo with try to confine the area in which it
a«y te rm s . M R M . A R N O L D R E N H O N
Tina. They stamped and laughed burns, not put it out.
le u t« t
A n s e e rte s , W ash
(M a r c h 's P o in t)
This Is one reason for increas­
and talked above the music until
ing optimism about an early end
Tomasino said glumly: “ You are
of the Jap war.
making too much noise. You w ill
MISCELLANEOUS
wake the girls.”
M E T A L C IG A R E T T E R O L L E R
Tina ran over and toned the radio
M a k e s p e rfe c t c ig a r e tte » use any tobacco.
CONTINUED CENSORSHIP
25c P os tp a id ,
down a little.
With the European war over, ev­ C IG A R E T T E M A K E R . Ros « I. L in d » « , N . J
“ The girls?” the Major said.
eryone expected press censorship to
Tina blushed. She said: “ My ease up. In some respects, how­
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sister's daughters.”
ever, especially in the Pacific, it is
"Francesca's?”
getting tougher.
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“ Oh, no, of my sister who is in
M o d e rn B ric k 32 A pts, n il fu rn is h e d bui
Not only are newspapers barred tw
o. S te a m h e a t. W e ll k r p t . c le a n . E le c tr ic
Rome.”
ran
ges and i < f r in n it o r t . In co m e >15.300
from even speculating regarding
rly. M oat prosperous s m a ll to w n in
Major Joppolo did not think to certain international phases of the N ••e o a rth
-W e n t. S u n s h in e .ill y e a r C a ll, u i i t r
ask why the daughters were in Ada­ Pacific war, but the navy for some
EDA M ARNTER4
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P e r lla n d . O re g s a .
no and the mother in Rome: or why weird reason hushed up the bombing
Tina blushed; or why she did not of the airplane carrier Franklin
seem very anxious to talk any more from April 26. when she got to New
WANTED TO BUY
about the sleeping girls.
W IL L P A Y T O P P R IC E fo r w e ll-h a n d le d
York, to May 17, when the dis
ra b b it hides. A lso m in k or m u s k ra t. Send
“ Let's dance some m ore," she aster finally was announced. There
o r b rin g them to
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said.
were obvious reasons for keeping the 141? F s s r T lh H E A v I e D . E A L M F M G eattle
I . W ash.
So they danced until they were news quiet while the ship was en
both sweating in the midsummer route through the Panama canal
heat.
But once it passed the canal and
RABBITS & SKINS
It was Tina who said: "Some was safely tied up in New York, all
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fresh air, Mister M 'ljor?”
danger was past, however, the navy
bit akin», p o u ltry , veal, «11 meat«
He said: “ That would be a good still invoked censorship.
paying good price» B a b y • Co., »35
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idea.”
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Tina said: "We can go right out
HELP W A N T E D
AMERICA'S NO. ONE HEEL
here.”
Former OPA Administrator Leon i W O O H A D I'A T E nurse». one n ig h t
She slipped out through wooden Henderson is a sad man these days
n u n te 1180.00, on« d a y nurm i 1165.00.
shutter doors onto a parrow bal­ Every time he picks up the news
Hoorn, b o a rd a n d la u n d ry . T. B.
P a v ilio n ,
T r o u td s l,,
O ra.
Phono
cony over the dark street, and the papers, he reads story after story
O renhsm 5239.
M ajor followed her.
telling how Washington has given
Tina closed the shutter doors be­ some manufacturer permission to
FO R SALE
hind the Major.
produce again.
N IV E R 8 A L T O O L S : Dandy to piece
The two stood against the cool iron
M t : R ig id Pipe W rench, C hannel-
Henderson recalls how he gained
of the balcony railing and looked
lock
F ile r» ,
A d ju n ta b le
W rench,
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P liers, D iago nal C u tle r,
up at the sharp stars. Tina said: the reputation of being "Am erica's
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Major Joppolo said: "I'v e never
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most zero.
been so happy in my life .”
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“ If I could only change all that,'
“ That seems strange,” Tina said,
M E M B E R : W e have I t — Can get It —
"when you're so far from home.” moans Henderson. “ I f the President
or It l»n't made.
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“ Im not so far from home, in a would onfy give me a job for one
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to me. My father and mother were I could give the people back some
( T E R N A T IO N A L
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from a little town near Florence.” of the things I took away from them
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“ Where are you from, in Ameri­ Then folks wouldn't think I ’m such
(ro lle r« . G u aran teed to o u tp e rfo rm
a bad guy after all.”
ca I mean?”
any o th er m ake regardlena o f price.
Service on a ll make». L’ aed fences
“ The Bronx, Tina.”
fo r nale cheap.
L ib e ra l
tra d e -in
"Where is that, the Bronx?”
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allow ance.
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local
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or
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Io:
"New York.”
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City?”
when he does, every one listens.
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“ Sometimes I think New Yprk C Jan Masaryk, Czechoslovakia's
«33 S m ith T ow er,
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City is part of the Bronx.”
foreign minister, has been the most
I Acres 20 m ile« fro m Vancouver,
“ Oh, I should love to go there. effective go-between In conciliating
W n. T o clone an entate. About 40
acre« in c u ltiv a tio n . W a te r and elec­
Is the Bronx beautiful? Is it beau­ Russian-western differences.
t r ic ity . Pernonal p ro p e rty I f dealred.
tiful for Florentines in the Bronx?
For more p a rtic u la r» w rite P . T.
H ean ey, 813 S altin g B ld g ., P o rtla n d ,
How would it be for someone from <L Sen. Glenn Taylor of Idaho has
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used
only
five
gallons
of
gas
since
Adano?”
'» Il
S A L E — Business
P ro p e rty .
"F o r my Florentine parents, I arriving in Washington—an example
S to ry brick b uildin g, fu ll hanement.
think it is beautiful, yes, it is beau­ which could be emulated by a lot
Conalnta o f 27-room hotel, m o stly
furnished ; th e a te r 180 aeata; fo u n ­
tiful. In Italy they were just poor of other bigwigs.
tain, and pool h a ll; b arber «hop
peasants, and you know it is not <L Secret service is on the tra il of a
room. In center o f hunlnenn d is ­
t r ic t Genesee, Idaho. P rice 115,000.
very beautiful for most of the peas­ counterfeiting ring which has c ir­
P a rt canti, balance term s. In q u ire
ants here. There my father is a culated hundreds of thousands of
P. O. B ox 607, P a sc o , W aahin gton ,
or W . W . B arr, O eneeee, Idaho.
waiter. He has a very good job, in spurious one dollar bills. . . . They
the University Club, it is a very all bear the same serial number, 00 A C R E S, 12500— 3 m ile« fro m Co-
colalln, Idaho, between Sandpoint
nice atmosphere, all the chairs are are considered one of the cleverest
and Couer d'A lene. 2 m ile» fro m
jobs
recently
pulled.
leather like in the Palazzo and tfie
Rchool, 30 acres once In c u ltiv a tio n .
Good tim b er, E x c e lle n t springs. No
walls are all panelled. My mother «. One reason General Eisenhower
buildings. B . B a d g le y , 1301 10th St.,
has a washing machine. Father has and his staff have been so upset
L a G rande, Ore.
a car. It is very beautiful for them, about congressmen visiting the bat­ W E L D IN G A N D B L A C K S M IT H M odern
I think. For me. it was not al­ tle zones is that when the Germans
Shop A house fo r lease.
W ill nell
equipm ent fo r same. P le n ty o f work
ways so beautiful.”
counterattacked last December, the
fo r three men. C e n te r o f Y aklm n
“ Why not. Mister Major?”
V alley. A rlie O lsen , B o n te 1, Top-
Nazis sent a powerful paratroop
penlah, W aah in gton .
"Well, it’ s hard to explain. You force to take the little town
see, I grew up in America. I could of Cernay. Had they landed one C O L U M B IA B A S IN Irr ig a tio n P ro je c t
land now fo r sale. Best «age land,
see that the Bronx was not the week earlier to the hour, they would
IS to 115 acre. F arm ed land, 125
acre; good locations: term s. Mc-
most beautiful place in America. I have captured the entire house
X e n ile -J o h n so n . 803 C olum b ia B u ild ­
always wanted a little more than m ilita ry affairs committee delega­
in g , Spokan e, W a sh in g to n .
we had. I don't know, it ’s hard to tion then in France.
38!» A„ »14 a. crop, bnl. lim b e r, open
explain.”
pasture, 7-room house, bnrn, o u t­
«. Correspondents refer to Secretary
b u ild in g s ; p le n ty w ater. N ear W o lf
“ No,” said Tina, “ you don’t have of State Stettinius as "Junior.”
Creek hlw ny, 48 ml. P o rtlan d , 135
to explain. I know what it is to be <1 Wives of some conference dele­
an n. 4 cash. P red M enry, T im ber,
Ore.
restless. That's why my hair is gates are having a field day buying
blonde, I guess.”
H A L E : P ro fita b le going concern
clothes. . . . One woman marched FOR
C ream ery,
Ice p la n t, rc g rlg e ra to r
M ajor Joppolo had made up his into the hat section of a department
lockers. W ill pay fo r s e lf In fiv e
mind that Tina's hair was dyed. store, grabbed up 40 chapeaux wlt-
years O w ner re tirin g . In q u ire 0 . X .
X n osh er, O oldendale. W ash .
But he didn't expect her to talk out even trying them all on.
70 Acres. 8,1 be«, hot lorn, clear.
On
about it.
<1. The navy department has done a
M organ lake
Slock and equip. I f
Tina sensed his embarrassment. bang up job convincing delegates of
wanted Priced to sell I nrn r e t ir ­
"Oh, my hair is not natural, Mister America’s m ilitary might. . . . The
in g
r . D ranch, G raham , W n.
Major. I dyed it because I was not navy takes delegates on blimp rides, EO R S A L E : l.ndlcs lire « « S h o p and
ready to w ear go,ids. Good location,
satisfied. My dark hair was my boat rides, and airplane tours of
low reni
I I 700
Address C. X.
Bronx. Every one had dark hair.
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no«her. Q oldenda le, W a sh .
West coast navy Installations show­
I wanted something different."
ing them America's striking power H E R E F O R D B red so w s, B o a rs, g ilts
(TO B E C O N T IN E E O t
w e ln e r p ig s
U n re la te d 120 Io 126
first hand.
W . M. D avey, M t flc a l L ake, W ash
ln g to a .
SALE
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wheat
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llto n , M ontana.
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Lake
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A L L M A K E S o f E le d r lti Shavers In­
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repaired.
E a tlm a te a In advance If
desired. P rom pt, e ffic ie n t a tte n tio n ,
reasonable cost
M A IL Io B le o trlr
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S tre e t. S e a ttle 1, W a«h.
HEALTH TO YO UI
Cerrec» ffactoG Colon AHmaols
H em orrhoids (F ile s ) . Fis­
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w ith o u t hospital operation
uccesslully e m p loyed lor
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T c l.p h o a « EA«I 3318. P ortland 14, O(«flM
PollUi nl Talk
N it—Since pro means the opposite
of con, enn you give me an example
of each?
Wit—Sure. Progress and congreis!
No Bald Spot?
Jones—Ouch! I bumped my crazy
bone.
Smith—Just comb your halt over
it ar.d the bump won't show!
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fo r its "m a s te r” by attaching it­
self tc them by means of a suck­
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W hen Y o u r
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And Your Strength and
Energy I* Below Par
I t may he r»u«ed by disorder of k id ­
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people (eel tire d , weak and m lM ra h le
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other »Ign th a t aom ethlng 1« wrong w ith
th e kidney» or bladder.
T h c r , »linuld be no d o ubt th a t p ro m p t
tre a tm e n t 1« wiser than neglect. IJ m
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medicine th a t hae won cou n try w id e ep -
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