Southern Oregon Miner, Thursday, June 7, 1945
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T H K S TO R Y T H I S F A R : The A m e ri­
ca« Iroop« a rriv e d a l Adaae. w ltk M r jn r
.loppolo, the A ragol o fllre r la c h a re *.
Sergeant R orlh w aa la charge ol » e e r i ­
ly . The M a jo r sel oal to w la the ronS
deace o l the e ltte e a . aad p roani.rd them
to replace the tow a hell stolea by the
S'aala. G e n e ra l M a rv in ordered a ll ca rts
h rp t out o l the c ity .
M a jo r doppole.
how ever, hearing th at the city would aot
gel w a te r without the carts, p e rm itte d
them to coatiaue Io ea te r Adano. The
M a jo r w eat to see T o m a ila o . head Ssh-
e rm a a . and a r r a a fe d w ith him to start
the S .hlag boats out la o rder th a t the
city could have fresh Ssh ag ain . The
navy Issued a c h a rt showing w here the
m ines w ere planted.
thia thing, and th a t makes it fa ll to laugh. "T om
o m asino?
a s in o ? ” he said. ¡
down. R ight here in th is invasion "H a v e you ever ta lke d w ith Tuina-
we have a general who is not good sino?” Tom asino salqted.
..id: - c . . h , D e h y d r a t in g Q u a l i t y
■ • a d M a d * a a d U n s u rp a s s e d
enough, G eneral M a rv in .
He Im ­
The L ie u te n a n t
GLOBAL CLASSIFIED ADS
T e r in * W r it s fo r llim k ls t
agines th a t he is som ething that speak E n g lis h ? "
S u rp lu s V e g e t a b le «
E s iw r i Ite p a lr liiK
ought to be w orshiped Also we have
N O T IC E : Change o f m anagem ent.
M a jo r Joppolo had had enough.
one who m ay not be good enough. He said: "L is te n . C aptain, this town
E le g a n t inn o ve rlo o kin g Alps w ill
V IO X .IH M A X I S
Dried Products Ideal
SSO7 S th A v * ., B . B .
I'm not sure yet, m uch closer to us is hungry.
reopen soon under new m anage­
It needs fish.
I f it
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W in te r Food Addition
than the G eneral. I mean the Cap- doesn't get som ething to supplem ent
m ent. Jew ish cuisine. W rite Berch-
> ta in of the N avy who runs th is port
tesgaden C a te rin g com pany fo r de­
its die t, people are going to die
He is a young m an and v e ry fond here o f s ta rva tio n . A re you going I ACK o f ja rs need not p re ve n t the tails.
HEALTH TO YO UI
o f a u th o rity .
And Tom asino, we to le t these men go out fishing, o r * 'g a rd e n e r fro m la y in g aside a
Cerredf Rectal, Colon A ilm en t*
have to get perm ission fro m h im
large am ount o f th is y e a r's garden
W IL L SW AP: M ein K a in p f in a ll
a re n 't y o u ? "
Hcm errholde (P ile *), Fl
before you and the others can go
sizes and colors fo r headache pow ­
L ie u te n a n t L iv in g s to n was s u r­ products fo r w in te r use.
s u t*, E lelula. H a in la (Ru
out Ashing.**
lu
t * ) declroy h e a lth -p o w e r I
Before
d
ry
in
g
,
vegetables
should
ders. s p irits o f am m onlu. ham sund-
prised by the M a jo r's vehemence.
la *0 1 0 -0611117 Io en|oy III* .
"W ho is this young man o f au­ "T h e y m fg h t h it loose m ines and be precooked In steam o r b o ilin g wa- w lch o r w hat have you. F ritz . Gen­
O u t m ethod a l li* a lo i* n l '
th o r ity ? " Tom asino said w ith a s u l­ be blown u p ," he said defensively. I te r. Steam ro o k in g w ill fu rn is h a e ra l D e live ry, G e rm a n E m p ire
w ithou t h e e p llal a p a ra lla n
•uecaaelully .m p lp y .d lai
len face. " I w ill bash his head in
i su p e rio r p ro d u ct to those cooked in
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C H A P T E R IX
M
yaare. Libara! « s d ii
"1 don’t care.
T h is is a w ar.
larme C a ll lot e .a m ln a llo n
w ith m y gaffing h o o k." And the Ash-
w ater. They should be rem oved as
JOSEF. — What ban happened?
Some people ve got to get k ille d so
or eead Io* FREE b e e k le t.
T om asino was shaken
"P ro te c - e rm a n '» face looked as if he m eant others can live. A re you going to ¡ ¡ ^ ”
,endeP' and p,aced * " the Prostrated by your sudden coolness.
Open Ironing», Mon., Wod.. h l., 7 Io I JO
lio n ." he said. "B e fo re you cam e
let these men go out fishing, o r j rAersat, , fa c t o r y ^ r ie r |# ,llu a tra te d We seemed so happy together until
"
L
e
t's
go
and
ta
lk
w
ith
h
im
.”
now. Please phone or wire. Winnie
we had to pay p ro te ctio n money to
Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC
a re n 't y o u ? "
And so the M a jo r and Tom asino
a d visa ble to d ry * H arry.
Enea, the S u p e rvisor o f the F is h e r­
L ie u te n a n t L iv in g sto n said uncer- here.
1 O r it m a y m be
u a u v .n n u iu io a r y
Phyclcinn and Sorgooo
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ies, an e v il man.
In re tu rn he went to see Lie u te n a n t L ivin g sto n ta in ly : " I do n 't th in k I ought t o " - ' " ' hc n T ' ®r , " \ he T * b* h l" d
N E C or. E B urnelde e n d G ra n d A vo
Teleph one E A it M i l . P ortland 14. O regoe
i..» .u .in .« id - '-r-....... 1„ .... “ Iass It is a d visa ble to fu rn is h a ir
'p ro te cte d ' us. Hah. F io re n tin o said in the P o rt C a p ta in's office. The
FOR S A L E — E m ily Post Book of
M a jo r Joppolo said: "C a p ta in , un­
one tim e th a t he d id not feel the L ie u te n a n t was feeling ve ry g ru m p y less you give perm ission fo r these c irc u la tio n by means o f e le c tric fan. E tiq u e tte : also "H o w to Win F riends
need o f p ro te ctio n , and the next a fte r the brush-off M a jo r Joppolo m en to go out. I'm going to send a i f possible. T h is process involves and Influence M a rs h a ls ." M ig h t con­
week his boat, the p re tty M a tin a , had given h im because he was in separate le tte r n a m in g each person b rin g in g c u rre n ts o f re la tiv e ly d ry sid e r exchange fo r blunderbus. hot­
Cover the bottom of your scour­
burned up as it lay at its m o o rin g ." a h u rry . Lieu te n a n t L iv in g s to n v -1 who dies of hunger in th is tow n to a ir into in tim a te con ta ct w ith the foot and in stru ctio n s fo r serving cold
ing
powder cun with adhesive
m a te ria l to be d rie d .
in no mood to g ra n t requests to an
cuts. G eneral S ta rk and D ahlquist,
The M a jo r sa id : "T h e re w ill be
y o u r com m anding o ffice r, and in
tape. Then when cun stands in
A rm y m an and a m e a tb a ll.
The te m p e ra tu re in the d rie r A E F
no such th in g under the A m e rica n s.
ea?h le tte r I'm going to say i t ’s
your white enameled sink, it will
should not be hot enough to cook
M a jo r Joppolo. being sin g le -m in d ­ y o u r fa u lt."
Tom asino. T h a t's the kin d o f th in g
leave no rust stains.
the food, yet it should be o f a s u it­
ed.
not
to
say
absent-m
inded,
was
W
OMAN,
v
ic
tim
o
f
ta
d
m
istuke,
we w ant to e lim in a te .”
"M a y b e we could w o rk som ething
able
te
m
p
e
ra
tu
re
to
cause
e
v
a
p
o
ra
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not in the least conscious of L ie u ­ o u t." the L ie u te n a n t said.
wishes to m ake frie n d ly contacts
Tom asino sa id : "Y o u a re ly in g
tion of m o istu re . The d ry in g m ust m ost anyw here w ith m ost anybody.
tenant L iv in g s to n 's mood.
to me. T here is a t r ic k .”
“ You know we c o u ld ," M a jo r Jop­ be a continuous process in o rd e r to
Race and creed o f nt) consequence.
" H i. C a p ta in ,” he said b lith e ly polo said. " B y day a fte r to m o rro w
At th is m o m e n t C aptain P u rvis
prevent the g ro w th o f o rganism s.
G erm ania.
when he and Tom asino w alked ,n
I want you to have six ch a rts ready
swung in to the port area in his
F o r best results foods should be
■ s .
Wtusn*«« BBtoma.li _ ari«J m i m m i painful,
_ «ufiora»
"B a c k a g a in ."
I n « tf a * . * J u r Bt«*nusrh a n .I l u a r t b u r n ,
showing e x a c tly w here these boats cut in to u n ifo rm sizes and spread
I OMMuly
Jeep. He ju m p e d out and ran in to
TO R E N T .—One of the most fa ­ p r v ^ - n i w t h e f u t r s t » r t l f i j fn w »llH n »« k n o w n t u t
“ So I see,” said L ieutenant L iv ­ can go and not ru n in to o u r m ine
the d elighted crow d, shouting as he
evenly in th in la ye rs to d ry . s t ir ­ mous villas In Austrian Alps; for­ •ymptodnatir r « i l . f - MndtHn»«! ib * D m m « Ir. H e llan a
Tsbbrts.
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la
ia
tiv
a
llaU-aa«
brio«»
•u
ts
fo
rt in a
ingston w ithout pleasure.
fields.
They d o n 't have to show rin g fre q u e n tly. A fte r the product
ra n : "S cra m , you. Get out o f h e re ”
m erly had southern exposure, but
"T h is is Tom asino, the head of where the m ines are. a ll they need has been d rie d , it should be condi
He pulled out his a u to m a tic and
Is now exposed on all sides and from
the fisherm en h e re ." Tom asino, show is an area w here the boats can
Ared six shots in to the a ir.
above; ventilation perfect: all rooms
h e a rin g his name, gave the Lieuten
go. I ' l l see th a t these m en stick
now on same floor; this also goes
The crow d bro ke in s ta n tly . "T h e ant a F ascist salute.
to th a t area. H ave it ready day a ft­
for the furnishings. Ideal place for
Germ ans, the G e rm a n s ," one shout­
e
r
to
m
o
rro
w
.”
L ie u te n a n t
L iv in g s to n
s a id :
SNAPPY PACTS
ed.
a man with a shovel and broom.
And before he could ca tch h im ­
"W o u ld the old fisherm an m ind
Phone Rerchtcsgaden and ask for
"T h e F ascists have come b a c k ."
self. L ie u te n a n t L iv in g s to n o f Kent
G .I. Joe.
someone else shouted.
and Y ale had said to M a jo r Joppolo
o
■'It’ s
a ll
o v e r,”
a
woman
of the B ow ery and T a m m a n y H a ll:
scream ed.
W A N T E D : R at and skunk tra p ­
"Y e s . s ir.”
pers. We g ive you photograph o f
“ I'v e been w ounded,” a man
M a jo r Joppolo le ft w ith Tom asino
H im m le r and o th e rs; you do the
moaned. O f course he had not been.
before the L ie u te n a n t could catch
rest
A llie d A rm ie s. E uropean Zone.
A ll o f C aptain P u rv is 's shots went
his w its.
Gulf C o a il oil-producing com p a nine
in to the a ir.
Outside, Tom asino sa id : " I hate
v t * a rubber-tirad vahklo ca lled a
N
O
B
L
E
A
N
C
E
S
T
O
R
S
.-Y
o
o
hool
W ith in tw e n ty seconds the e n tire
h im . W hat did he say?”
"m onh buggy.** It I . »quipped wilt,
H ave I o ve re stim a te d y o u r influence
crow d had disappeared in to the
" A lot o f foolishness, except fo r
Hr*« 1 2 0 Inch»» In diam eter an d with
in
the
tough
spots.
A
nsw
er
at
streets o f Adano, and there was
33 4-in ch crocc - cectionc. The O P A
one th in g ,” the M a jo r said. " I f you
once collect. Nippon.
n othing le ft at the head of the M olo
•at price ceiling» a l $ 1 ,0 7 3 .1 3 fo r
go out fishing. T om asino, you m ay
o
d i Ponente except the smoke fro m
eating» and $ 3 2 8 .3 4 for tub*».
get h u rt. Y o u r boat m ig h t h it an
C aptain P u rv is ’ s C olt. The C aptain
Type
of
Hanging
D
rier.
N
O
T
IC
E
.—W
ill
person
or
persons
A m e ric a n m in e ."
H a w a ii 1» c u rre n tly producing
got in to his je e p and d ro ve off.
"W h a t do I c a re ? " said Tom asino. tioned fo r about 10 days, but s tirr in g who saw me shoved Into an Impos­
v e ry »moll am ounts o f n a tu r a l
sible position between outgoing and
T om asino was a la rm e d by the
ru b b e r. If I* the o n ly tre e
“ I am going fishing.
M is te r M a­
fro m tim e to tim e , to prevent m old.
ru b b e r b eing g ro w n u n d er
shots.
"Y o u have come to shoot
jo r. i f you could know how unhappy A fte r th is period it m a y be placed Incoming express by an emotional
t b * Am erican Aug e x c e p t f a r
m e,” he shouted, sp rin g in g to his
the fisherm en o f A dano have been. | in sealed a ir tig h t bags, such as c e l­ paperhanger In a terrific hurry to
e a p a rim e n fa l
p lan tin g »
in
feet. “ I knew there was a tric k .
A ll we w ant in the w o rld is to go lophane o r waxed paper, o r in get out from under get In touch with
F lo rid a.
You w ant to k ill m e ."
fishing. We w ill go even i f we have sealed ja rs , o r placed in a stone me or my attorneys. K arl Doenits.
•
U ndam aged tire plant» In Belgium
B u t M a jo r Joppolo calm ed h im .
to pay g ra ft to the m en o f a u th o ri- 1 crock, if desired.
and Prone* that have fallen Into th *
“ T h a t was ju s t to get rid of the
ty . Now you say we don’ t have to
A
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C
E
M
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N
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.
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um
erous
P ro p e rly d rie d vegetables, as w e ll
hand» o f the Alii»« a re to b e put to
crow d. I d o n 't w a n t a n yth in g ex­
do th a t.
Thank you. M is te r M a ­ as fru its , p ro ve a w elcom e a d d itio n high m ilita r y gentlem en who spent
work retreading truck tire» fo r Army
cept to send you out fishing, T o m a ­
jo r . ”
vehicle» which would otherwise hove
in the w in te r menus, and lose little a ll th e ir live s in m u rd e r and de­
sino.”
" N o ." the M a jo r said, and he de­ o f th e ir value when p ro p e rly han s tru c tio n now w ish to re tire to ways
to be discarded.
T om asino sa id :
“ T here is a
cided to tr y som ething. "N o , T o m ­ died.
o f peace; closing out fine lin e o f
tr ic k ,” but he sat down again.
asino, I thank you fo r ta k in g charge
s tru ts and sw aggers; also used ba­
o f the fisherm en, and I kiss yo u r
The M a jo r said: “ Tom asino. we
tons, monocles, chest ornam ents,
E ig h t-P o in t D airy
han d .”
etc. K ra u t G eneral Staff.
w ill need about h a lf a dozen boats.
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T o m a sin o looked at th is m an of
Can you help a rra n g e th is ? ”
Program Is Efficient
a
u
th
o
rity
,
and
he
said:
“
You
are
S
U
M
M
E
R
O
F
F
E
R IN G : Doghouses,
“ To whom w ill the trib u te be
d iffe re n t.” And the old fisherm an
a ll shapes and sizes, especially de­
paid? How m uch w ill it be?"
1
.
tu rned and ran out on the m ole to
signed fo r fo rm e r d ic ta to rs , fuehrers,
"Y o u w on’ t have to pay any tr ib ­
the T in a , and he shouted as he ran,
re ich sm a rsh a ls. ru le rs o f the e a rth
ute to the A m ericans, Tomasino.*'
as i f te llin g his boat: “ We are go­
c re a to rs o f new social system s, etc.
"N o pro te ctio n . No trib u te . I do
ing fish in g ! We are going fishing!
T ru m a n . C h u rc h ill A S ta lin C orpora
not believe it. And how m uch tax
We are going fis h in g !”
tion. »
m u st we pay on the gross w eight
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The telephone rang.
of o u r ca tch ? ”
“
H
e
llo
,”
M
a
jo
r
Joppolo
said.
14VZSZZZM, A MKRIC.4NISMS
"T h e re w ill not be any ta x on
"Jo p p o lo , A m g o f *
“Prompt Service Intide."
yo u r catch, Tom asino.
You w ill
“ Joppolo, this is S a rto riu s, up at
"Clolhrt P retied While You Wail."
only have to pay the re g u la r taxes.
V ic in a m a re .”
"U e Aim to Piru nr."
I t is tru e th a t y o u r p ro fit w ill be
"Scram , you— ”
"I’hone and Gel Immediate Alien-
“
Oh,
hello.
C
o
lo
n
e
l."
lim ite d to fifteen per cent o f w hat
lion!"
"A b o u t th a t b e ll."
you take in. The rest you m ust ta kin g a seat out there in the hall?
"Como In in a Week lor a Try-On!"
"O h , they shipped it o ff."
spend in wages to y o u r fisherm en I have a ru le th a t no Ita lia n s are
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"N
o
t
only
that,
but
the
th
ird
en­
3.
and upkeep on y o u r b o a ts ."
to "co m e in th is o ffic e .”
“
There
can
be no tax cuts until
tr y says the F e co ra tta A rtille ry
"N o pro te ctio n , no trib u te , no spe­
Japan la licked.” — President Tru­
M a jo r Joppolo said: "T o m a sin o F o u n d ry at F o rty -th re e Via Edda
c ia l ta x. You are m a kin g fun of w o u ld n 't m in d , b u t I would. What
man.
M u sso lin i in M ila n —can you im a g ­
me, A m e ric a n ."
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kin d o f way is th a t to run an office ine n a m in g a stre e t fo r th a t flew-
“ W hy should I m ake fun o f you, in an Ita lia n tow n?” Tom asino,
As soon as that, eh?
sie?—i t says th a t the F o u n d ry ac­
fisherm an? I t is m y jo b to run th is he a rin g his name, gave the L ie u te n ­
with i single Garfield Headache Powder
know ledged re ce ip t o f the bell. T hat
tow n. I consider it m y jo b to keep ant another F a scist salute.
e n try was on J u ly the second. I'm
TO
P
P
R
O
B
LE
M
the people o f th is tow n alive. They
4.
Q uite coolly Lieu te n a n t L ivin g sto n a fra id y o u r b e ll is ju s t a hunk of
h a ve n 't enough to eat. I w ant fish
said: “ I d o n 't know how you run cannon now, J o p p o lo ." -
M om entous is the question th a t
fo r them . I w ant you to go fishing
•m uatly w ith a tin g le powder.
"T o o b ad.”
yo u r offices in the A rm y , C aptain
Today a fflic ts one's reason—
Ceet* enly 21c ter 12 Indlvld-
Why should I m ake fun o f yo u ? ”
"W e ll, a t least I found the rec­
but in the N avy we have som ething
tm
l deem, l»e for 4 deeee. A t
Oh. w ill la st s u m m e rtim e 's straw
Tom asino stood up. "A m e ric a n ,”
(Ctetm Ua 0*h A» trxta)
we c a ll se cu rity. We can’ t a fford ords fo r y o u .”
hat
he said, " I begin to th in k you are to be careless.”
" T h a t’s a w fu l d is a p p o in tin g .”
1 / Write te re F M I
H old out another season?
d iffe re n t fro m the oth e rs.”
SAMPlf
"Y e a h , I ’ m so rry. B ut I'm glad
M a jo r Joppolo was in dignant. " I ' l l
B e f O n rfle ld He •edeck»
vouch
fo
r
T
o
m
a
sin
o
.”
TomasinS
sa­
f
t
Fewg*»
-
el»e
ter
O
orlleld
The M a jo r ignored th is conces­
I could set you s tra ig h t on it . ” A ll
5.
, Tee, uied tor tonn,polio«.
As we get it, the a ttitu d e of the
sion and said: “ Tom asino, I w ant luted. He hated a u th o rity , but he Colonel S a rto riu s wanted was one
*<ld Mietili»«, end le keep ciao« Intida.“ W dTti
B ig T hree is “ Now th a t we have
w ord o f thanks.
you to be the heed o f the fisherm en knew it when he saw it.
ugtin rua.. aim km a *.. rupK, «. t .. w in
been
such
good
chum
s
in
w
a
r
why
o f Adano. T here w ill no longer be
"T hese people down h e re 'll be
L ie u te n a n t L iv in g s to n said te s ti­
c a n 't we settle down and become
a c rim in a l lik e — w hat was his ly : " M a jo r, a fte r a ll, th is is m y h e a rtb ro k e n ,” the single-m inded M a­
HEADACHE
frie n d s ? "
jo r said.
nam e?"
o ffice .”
POW DERS
a a a
"E n e a .”
" Is th a t a fa c t? " said Colonel Sar­
The M a jo r said: "W e ll, it's T om a­
"
F
ir
e
in
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sta
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ra
n
t
Routs
1
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"T h e re w ill no longer be an Enea sino's to w n .” Tom asino saluted.
to riu s . "W e ll, yo u ’ re w elcom e,” and
6.
D in e rs .” — H eadline.
o ve r the fisherm en. I w ant a fish e r­
The L ie u te n a n t said: “ W hat do he hung up hard.
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m an to be in charge of the fish e r­ you want. M a jo r? ”
The day th a t M a y o r Nasta came
We
ju
s
t
d
o
n
't
believe it. We 1 ave
m e n .”
M a jo r Joppolo said: " I want the down fro m the h ills M a jo r Joppolo
been ob se rvin g re s ta u ra n t crow ds
T om asino's sad face alm ost broke N a vy's perm ission to send out six got his firs t idea th a t perhaps the
la te ly and i t is o u r co n victio n no
people o f Adano re a lly were glad
in to a sm ile . "T h e re would be ju s ­ fishing boats to get fish fo r A dano.”
fire could d is tu rb them even m ild ly
and
tic e in th a t, and we fisherm en a re n 't
to
have
the
A
m
e
rica
n
s
around.
L ie u te n a n t L iv in g s to n said: " I m ­
in th e ir d e te rm in a tio n to get fed.
v e ry w ell acquainted w ith ju s tic e .”
7.
possible.”
M a jo r Joppolo was h a vin g lunch
M I O IN T U B IS I
The hoseman could w a lk up to
Then the morose m an thought a
M illion « of people suffering fro m
M a jo r Joppolo said: "W h a t’s im ­ w ith C aptain P u rv is at the A lbergo
jfo u rso m e th a t has Just managed to
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V?p
/
e “ He«, have found p rom pt
m om ent. "N o ,” he said, " I ca n 't possible about it? ”
dei P escatori. Joppolo and P u rv is
re£,ef "'Hh PAZO o in tm e n t. Here's
get a ta b le and cry, “ The place is
do i t . ”
" h y : First, PAZO o in tm e n t soothes
The L ie u te n a n t said: "W e 'd have had a lm o st nothing in com m on, but
a fire !
B eat i t ! ” and ju s t get the
Inflam ed areas— relieves p ain and
"W h y n ot?”
to get perm ission fro m C o m N a vIt they w ere beginning to lik e each
Itc h in g . Second, PAZO o in tm e n t
answ er, "O ka y, bud. Just play the
" I w ould be a m an of a u th o rity . and he'd have to re fe r it to C om Nav- o ther p re tty w ell. It was p ro b a b ly
lubricates hardened, dried parts—
hose on us w h ile we e a t.”
helps prevent cracking and sore«
I w ould be the th in g I have hated Naw, and th e y 're both A d m ira ls . ju s t th a t they w ere both officers
neM T h ird , PAZO o in tm e n t tends
s s a
a ll m y life . The o th e r fisherm en Not a chance.”
8.
i
to reduce swelling and check m in o r
and A m e rica n s, and no m a tte r
« a i? n* F o u rth , It's easy to use.
w ould laugh at me fo r becom ing
Ford and General Motors promise
M a jo r Joppolo said: "W h a t's a ll w hether they would have been
PA ZO o in tm e n t's p e rfo ra te d P ile
the th in g I had alw ays hated m o s t." th a t g ib b erish m ean?”
a low-cost car “ to suit the average
P ipe m akes a p p lic a tio n s im p le ,
w o rld s a p a rt b a jk in the States,
th o ro u g h . Y o u r d o c to r ca n te ll
" B u t T om asino. yo u 've ju s t ad­
purse.” Observing the present orgy
The L ie u te n a n t said: "C o m m a n d ­ here they w ere blood brothers, and
you about PAZO o in tm e n t.
m itte d th a t I was d iffe re n t fro m o th ­ er N avy Ita ly and C om m ander N avy they could ta lk over th e ir reactions
of spending we would say that this
B U P P O S IT O R I IS T O O I
e r men of a u th o rity . You could be N orth A fric a n W aters. Is that g ib ­ and laugh together and understand
means a new car w ill be priced at
Some per.one, end m any doctor*,
prefer to uee euppoellorlee, to PAZO
around $8,500.
d iffe re n t too. I t is possible to m ake berish, M a jo r? ”
each other. B ro th e r P u rv is s till
com e* In handy euppoellorlee eleo.
y o u r a u th o rity seem to sp rin g fro m
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The M a jo r said: "W h y do you wanted to get B ro th e r Joppolo
T h e ta m e to o th in g re lie f th a t
PAZO always give*.
the ve ry people o ver whom you have have to go ru n n in g to the A d m i­ d ru n k , but even th a t issue, w hich
a
r? rr
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if
AW AH-H-H!
a u th o rity . And a fte r a w hile. T o m ­ rals? D o n 't they give you any re ­ began b itte rly , was now becom ing a
Age Effect in C alf
_____
G et PAZO T o d ay! A t D ru g s to re s !
asino, i t a c tu a lly does sp rin g fro m
s p o n s ib ility a t a ll? ”
jo ke and a prom ise o f some fun.
A fte r the firs t c a lf is dropped, age
OPA announces—hold y o u r breath
th e m , and you are only the in s tru ­
L ie u te n a n t L iv in g s to n spoke ve ry
The A lb e rg o dei P escatori had the has little o r no a p p a re n t e ffect on 1 —th a t it has set c e ilin g p rices on
m e n t of th e ir w ill. T h a t is the th in g p a tie n tly . "Y o u w o uldn’t under­
best food in Adano, and the M a jo r cows g e ttin g in ca lf, acco rd in g to w h a t auto re p a ir stations m ay
th a t the A m e rica n s w a n t to teach stand,” he said. "T h is is a Navy
charge fo r Jobs on y o u r ra p id ly de
and the C a ptain ate there re g u la rly E J. P e rry of R utgers u n iv e rs ity .
you who have liv e d under men who p ro b le m .”
i f Y ' . S I N i ' A JONG
B u lls show a g ra d u a l reduction in I te rio ra tin g bus. Copies w ill be post­
now. The food was nothing to w rite
im a g in e d th a t they them selves were
“ L iste n , C aptain, we re In this home about, but it was b e tte r than breeding efficie n cy w ith a d va n cin g ed in a ll service stations and the
c - ' T ' ' 1 KITCHEN
a u th o r ity ."
w a r together. W hat’ s itc h in g you?”
R ations. Lunch and d in n e r were age, w ilh the exception o f the p u b lic is asked to in sist th a t the
T om asino thought a long tim e and
"H o w do you know th is m an is n 't e x a c tly a lik e and never v a rie d : pas­ seven-year-olds H eifers being bred ' scale be adhered to.
O kay,
Mr.
then said: " I t is too good. There is in the Ita lia n N avy? How do you
B o g le s ! We are going to buy an
ta w ith to m a to sauce, a little frie d fo r the firs t lim e re q u ire m ore gerv
a t r ic k .”
know he is n ’ t being paid by the eggplant and cheese, an om elet, ices than the old e r cows. B reeding Iron helm et, a bazooka, an asbestos
DIMES IN WAR
"Y e s , as a m a tte r o f fa c t there is G erm an N avy? How do you know
bread, fr u it and red wine. The place efficie n cy o f the cows are not ap vest and. w a lk in g rig h t up to our
a tric k , fisherm an. The tr ic k is th a t he ju s t w ants to fish?”
SAVINGS
owned ju s t nine re g u la r custom ers. p re c ia b ly influenced by the length I service station, dem and th a t the
some men are not good enough fo r
M a jo r Joppolo was too outraged
o f tim e between calvings.
boss stick to OPA rates.
(T O B E C O N T IN U E D )
THE HENNING VIOLIN
GUSTAV HENNING
Gas on Stomach
Russin
Grow p le n ty
of high-quality
roug hage
your
w ith
fe e d
Keep
herd
your
supp ly
produc*
tio n re c o rd s
on each cow
in your herd
P r a c t ic e
d is e a s e
c o n tro l
m e th o d s
P roduce m ilk
and cream of the
h ig h e s t q u a lity
I k vat w fwaa
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F !R S T IN R U B B E R
S W !
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GARFIELD
A dopt
la b o r-s a v in g
m ethods
Take c a re
PAZO ¿.PILES
R e lie v e s p a in
s o re n e s s
o f your land
Develop
sound
b r o id in i
p ro g ram
OF
T H R IF T
SINK YOUR
STAMPS
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