How to Cut and Make Door Pocket ’Which of his two \ wives will ho como 'home to • * • I «• .»• •• I jfA Bell Jbr Adanoÿ J o h n *” *' FOREX ORD Mayor l i c l o r Joppolo, V . S. A., was • good man. You u i l l m that. I l is the u h o lr reason uAv / u w tl >ou |,n,.u his story, H t was the Am gol officer o f a ¡m a il Ita lia n town caller! Adano. H e was more or less the Am erican mayor after our invasion. V « * know , flo o d fo r A llie d M ilita ry G o i ernm eut O ccupied T e rri­ tory. The authorities decided, shortly after the hap/wnings o f this story. that the w ord Am gol had an ugly G erm anic sound, and tAev heard that the two sylla­ bles of the w ord, when taken separately, u * f *’ I urkish w ords unm entionable in translation. they decided to call it A .M .G . and forget about the O ccupied T errito ry . I hat uas later, though. K hen I knew h im . M ajor Joppolo was Am gol officer o f Adano, and he uas good. 1 here w ere probably not any really bad men in Am gol, but there w ere some '* * ’ 1 1 and s till are, even though *"*' ' u r^t*h embarrassment has been «U N. U. r t k T u t l l ’ soil, B o rth s a id : “ Y o u a r e too senti- ' m e n ta l.” T h e M a jo r s a id : ‘ 'M a y b e , b ut you w ill be the s a m e w hen y o u g e t to H u n g a r y ." " N e v e r , n ot m e ." T h e M a jo r lo o k e d to w a rd the tow n a n d s a id : " D o y o u th in k it's safe now ?" B o rth s a id : " W h y n o t? ” " T h e n how do w e g o ? " B o rth u nfo ld ed a m a p ease d e ­ lib e r a te ly . H e p u t a fre c k le d Anger on th e c e llu lo id c o v e r a n d sa id : " H e r e , by the V ia B a r r in o as f a r as th e V ia of O c to b e r T w e n ty -e ig h t, and the P ia z z a is a t the top o f the V ia o f O c to b e r T w e n ty -e ig h t.” "O c to b e r T w e n ty -e ig h t." th e M a ­ j o r s a id , " w h a t is t h a t O c to b e r T w e n ty -e ig h t? " " T h a t ’ s th e d a te of M u s s o lin i's m a r c h on R o m e , in 1922," B o rth sa id . " I t is the d a y w hen M usso ­ lin i th in k s he b eg an to be a big s h o t." B o rth w as v e ry good a t m e m ­ o ry . T h e y s ta rte d w a lk in g . The M a ­ j o r s a id : " I h a v e lost a ll count, so w h a t is to d a y ? " “ J u ly te n th ." “ W e w ill c a ll it th e V ia o f J u ly T e n ." "S o y o u ’re re n a m in g th e s tre e ts a lr e a d y . N e x t y o u ’ ll be ra is in g m o n ­ D E P A R T M F I ERE T h e y c a m e in t im e to th e to w n ’s m a in s q u a re , w h ic h w a s c a lle d P i­ a zza P ro g re s s o . A n d on th a t s q u a re th e y saw the b u ild in g th e y w e re lo o k in g for. T h e r e w as a c lo c k to w e r on th e le ft h an d fro n t c o rn e r. O n to p o f N * TO-NIOMT, T O M O M O W A LH O H T the to w e r th e re w as a m e ta l f r a m e w h ic h m u s t h a v e been d es ig n e d to h old a b e ll. I t w as b a ro q u e and loo ked v e ry o ld. B u t th e re w a s no b e ll. O n th e side o f th e c lo c k to w e r b ig w h ite le tte rs s a id . " I l P o po lo I t a l i ­ a n o ha c re a ta col suo sa n g u e l ’ I m ­ p e ro , lo fe c o n d e rà col sua la v o r o • lo d ife n d e rà c o n tra c h iu n q u e c o lle sue a r m i . " FOR ACID IN D IG E S T IO N — T h e M a jo r p ointed a n d s a id : "S e e . H B o rth . even a f t e r o u r in v a s io n it is e x t r a F i r s t , c u t a s t r i p 8 in c h e s w id e f r o m o n e s id e o f th e e n t i r e le n g th o f f a b r i c ; t h e n c u t th is c ro s s w is e ’— s - H - i :! g l Ubiti TUMS"' car* * * * • the theories about adm inistering occupied te rri­ tories a ll turned out to be just theo­ ries, and in fact the thing which de­ ABOUT term in ed whether we Americans w ould be successful in that toughest o f a ll jobs MOJ nothing m ore or less than the q ual­ ity o f the men who d id the adm inister­ ing. That is why I th in k it is im portant fo r you to know about M a jo r Joppolo. H e uas a good man, though w eak in Prop er in fla tio n I t a mu i t certain attractive, hum an ways, and u m e n ts . M a jo r J o p p o lo , Arst to an fo r m a x im u m tiro sorvico; w hat he d id and w hat he was not able u n k n o w n s o ld ie r, then to y o u rs e lf. and now w o kavo re p o rts o f Io do in Adano represented in m in ia ­ I d o n ’ t tru s t you m e n w ho a r e so so m u c h h e re , B o r th .” ■n ingenious p o s t-w a r davlco ture u h a l Am erica can and cannot do B o rth s a id : " T h a t sounds s illy which, throo gh a s o ria t o f in Europe. Since he happened to be a too. R e m e m b e r th e a lle y , c le a n up good man, his works represented the light« on th e cor o r truck best o f the possibilities. dashboard, w ill w a rn tbo th e a lle y w a y , s ir , it is th e a lle y th a t Am erica is the in te rn a tio n a l country. o p e ra to r w h o « th o prossoro y o u o u g h t to c o n c e n tra te o n ." M a jo r Joppolo uas an Ita lia n Am erican in a n y tiro I t a n d o r w h a t 1» T h e M a j o r w a lk e d a c ro s s th e P i ­ should ba. going to w ork in Ita ly . O u r arm y has a z z a up to th e b ig b la c k d o o r o f th e t ugoslavs and Frenchm en and A u stri­ P a la z z o , p u t h is b r ie f c ase d o w n , "Dvcki," tho amphibious 2M-ton ans and Czechs a n d Norw egians in it, took a p ie c e o f c h a lk out o f h is truck» now used by tho Arm y, have nod everywhere o u r arm y goes in p o c k e t, a n d w ro te on a p a n e l o f th e tiro» th a t originally wore deiigned Europe, a man can turn to the private by I. f. Goodrich fo r do»ort use. Tho d o o r: " V ic t o r J o p p o lo , M a jo r , beside h im and say: "H e y , M ac, what's tiro» have broad troad and aro e x ­ U .S .A ., A M G O T . T o w n o f A d a n o .” this fu rrin e r saying? H o w much does he ceptionally flexible and light in want fo r that bunch o f grapes?" A nd T h e n both m e n w e n t in s id e a n d weight. These desert tiro* which M ac w ill be able to translate. up s o m e m a r b le s ta irs , lo o k in g a ll wont to too a re rondoring heroic a ro u n d th e m as th e y c lim b e d . T h e y •orvlco In tho South Pacific and on took a tu rn a n d w e n t th ro u g h a tho European battiofronti. CHAPTER I d o o r m a r k e d P o d e s ta . T h e o ffic e on th e o th e r side o f th a t d o o r took V ic ­ In v a s io n h ad c o m e to th e to w n of to r J o p p o lo ’s b r e a th a w a y . A d an o . In th e firs t p la c e , it w a s so v e ry A n A m e r ic a n c o rp o ra l ra n ta u tly b ig . I t m u s t h a v e b een s e v e n ty a lo n g th e d ir t y V ia F a v e m i a n d a t fe e t lon g and t h ir t y fe e t w id e . T h e th e c o rn e r h e th r e w h im s e lf d ow n. peace c e ilin g w a s h ig h , an d th e floo r w a s H e m a d e c e rta in a rr a n g e m e n ts w ith m a r b le . h is lig h t m a c h in e gun a n d then “ S a y ," sai<| M a j o r J o p p o lo . " th is tu rn e d and b ecko ned to h is frie n d s is o k a y ." to c o m e fo rw a rd . " L o o k s lik e th a t o ffic e o f M u s s o ­ In th e V ia C a la b r ia , In a n o th e r l i n i ’ s ," B o rth s a id . " C o m e to th in k p a r t o f tow n , a p a r t y o f th r e e c re p t o f it, y o u look q u ite a lo t lik e M u s ­ fo r w a r d lik e c a ts . A n explo sio n, pos s o lin i, s ir, e x c e p t th e m u s ta c h e . W ill t s ib ly o f a m o r t a r s h e ll, a t s om e dis it be o k a y w ith y o u to be a M u s s o ­ ta n c e to the n o rth b ut a p p a re n tly lin i? ” in s id e th e to w n , caused th e m to fa ll “ C u t th e k id d in g ." th e M a jo r s a id . fla t w ith a splash o f dust. They “ L e t ’ s look a ro u n d .” w a ite d on th e ir b e llie s to see w h a t T h e y w e n t out th ro u g h the w h ite w o u ld h ap p e n . d o o r a t the end o f th e ro o m an d A n e n tire p la to o n d uc k e d fro m w a lk e d th ro u g h s e v e ra l o ffices, a ll g ra v e to g ra v e in th e C a p u c in C e m - o f w h ic h w e re c ro w d e d w ith desks AT FIRST M e te r y h ig h on th e h ill o v e rlo o k in g and Ales and bookcases. T h e flies to w n . The e n tir e p la to o n w as had not been e m p tie d o r e v e n d is ­ s c a re d . T h e y w e re o u t o f touch w ith tu rb e d . " G o o d ." s a id B o rth . " lis ts •1 d o n ’t tru s t you m e n w ho a r e t h e ir u n it. T h e y d id not k n o w the of n a m e s , e v e ry o ne re g is te re d a n d s e n t im e n ta l." s itu a tio n . T h e y w e re n e a r t h e ir ob­ a ll t h e ir re c o rd s . I t 'l l be e asy fo r je c tiv e , w hich w as th e ro c k y c re s t s e n tim e n ta l a n d h av e too d a m n us h e r e .” n ot f a r off, b ut th e y w a n te d to find m u c h c o n s c ie n c e .” T h e M a j o r s a id : “ W h a t a d if f e r ­ o ut w h a t w as g o in g on in th e to w n Cold Preparations a» diraeltd “ C u t th e k id d in g .” the M a jo r s a id . ence b e tw e e n m y o ffice a n d these b e fo re th e y m o v e d on. T h e r e w as an echo in the w a y he o th e rs . I t is s h a m e f u l / ’ A ll th ro u g h th e to w n o f A d an o , s a id it , as i f he w e re a boy h a v in g A ll B o rth s a id w a s : - " Y o u r o f­ A m e r ic a n s w e re lik e th is . T h e y been c a lle d w op by o th e rs in school. fice ? ” w e re n ot g e ttin g m u c h re s is ta n c e , In s p ite o f th e gold m a p le le a f of W h e n th e tw o w e n t b ac k in to the b u t it w a s t h e ir firs t d a y o f in v a ­ r a n k on th e c o lla r, th e re w as an b ig o ffic e th e re w a s an I t a lia n th e re . sion, a n d th e y w e re tig h t in t h e ir echo. H e h ad e v id e n tly been h id in g in th e m u s c les . A t th e c o r n e r o f th e th ir d a lle y b u ild in g . H e w as a s m a ll m a n , w ith B u t a t one o f th e s u lp h u r lo a d in g ru n n in g o ff th e V ia o f O c to b e r T w e n ­ a s h in y lin e n o ffic e c o a t on. w ith h is je tt ie s a t th e p o r t a M a jo r w ith a ty -e ig h t. th e tw o m e n c a m e on a c o lla r b u tto n e d b ut no tie . b r ie f case u n d e r h is a r m s te p p e d d ea d It a lia n w o m a n . She h ad b een T h e s m a ll It a lia n g a v e the F a s c is t fro m th e s lid in g g a n g w a y o f L C I d ressed in b la c k . H e r rig h t leg w as s a lu te a n d w ith an e a g e r fa c e said N o . 9488, a n d h e seem ed to be w h o l­ b lo w n o ff a n d th e flies fo r som e r e a ­ in I t a l i a n : “ W e lc o m e to th e A m e n - ly c a lm . son p re fe r re d th e d a r k s tic k y pool o f c a n s ! L iv e R o o s e v e lt! H o w g la d I B o r t h ,” he said to th e s e rg e a n t blood and d ust to h e r stu m p . a m th a t yo u h a v e a r r iv e d . For w ho fo llo w e d h im onto th e je t t y , “ A w f u l,” th e M a jo r s a id , fo r a l ­ m a n y y e a rs I h a v e h a te d the F a s ­ “ th is is lik e c o m in g h o m e, how o fte n tho ug h th e blood w as n ot y e t d ry , c is ts .” I h a v e d re a m e d t h is ." A n d he b en t n e v e rth e le s s th e re w a s a lr e a d y a T h e M a jo r s a id in It a lia n : “ W ho o v e r a n d tou ched th e p a lm o f his b e g in n in g o f a s w e et but v o m ito u s a re you?” h an d to th e je t t y , then d usted his • D o n ’t risk y o u r la n d , la b o r and seed o d o r. “ I t ’ s a h e ll o f a n o te ," he T h e l i t t l e m a n s a id : " Z ito G iu ­ p a lm o ff on his w oolen p an ts. • ..in o c u la te w ith N I T R A G I N . G ive s a id , “ th a t w e h ad to do th a t to o u r seppe. I h a v e b een w e ll k no w n as T h is m a n w as M a jo r V ic to r J o p ­ soybeans m ore vigo r to lig h t weeds and fr ie n d s ." a n t i-F a s c is t.” polo, w ho h ad been n a m e d s e n io r d ro u g h t. G e t bigger, surer crops and “ F r ie n d s ," s a id B o rth , “ t h a t ’ s a M a j o r Jop p o lo s a id : " W h a t do c iv il a ffa irs o ffic e r o f th e to w n of conserve to il fe r tility . N I T R A G I N is la u g h ." you d o ? " A d a n o , re p re s e n tin g A m g o t. H e w as good cro p insurance f o r every p la n t­ " I t w a s n ’t th e m , not th e ones lik e Z ito s a id : “ I g re e t th e A m e r i­ a m a n o f m e d iu m h e ig h t, w ith the in g o f legumes. I t ’« the oldest inocu- h e r ,” th e M a j o r sa id . “ T h e y w e re n ’ t c a n s ." d a r k s k in o f his p a re n ts , w ho w e re la n t, used by farm ers fo r 4 5 years. Cost« o u r e n e m ie s . M y m o th e r's m o th e r » B o rth s a id in an It a l i a n w h ic h It a lia n s fro m n e a r F lo re n c e . He ab o u t 12 cents an acre, takes a few m in ­ m u s t h a v e been lik e h e r. I t w a s n ’t w as h e a v ily a c c e n te d : “ Id io t, w h a t h ad a m u s ta c h e . H is fa c e w as th e p o o r ones lik e h e r, it w as the utes to use. Produced by tra in e d scien­ w as y o u r jo b b e fo re the d is e m b a r k a ­ ro u n d a n d his c h eeks se e m e d c h e e r­ b unch up th e re w h e re w e ’r e g o in g , tists in a m od ern la b o ra to ry . G e t it , in tio n ? ” fu l b u t h is eyes w e re in te n s e and those c ro o k s in th e C ity H a l l . " th e yellow can, a t teed dealers. Z ito s a id : " Z ito G io v a n n i, u sh e r s e rio u s . H e w a s ab o u t th irty -A v e . “ B e c a r e f u l," B o rth s a id , a n d his — Write today for free roybeon, alfaila, in the P a la z z o d i C it t a , n a tiv e o f T h e s e rg e a n t w ith h im w as L e o n ­ and oilier lesume book left. Addrt» bofoe. fa c e show ed th a t he w as te a s in g th e A d a n o .” a r d B o rth , an M . P . , w hb w as to be M a jo r a g a in . “ Y o u ’ r e g oin g to h a v e M a jo r J o p p o lo s a id : " Y o u w e re in c h a rg e o f m a tte r s o f s e c u rity in y o u r o ffice In th e C ity H a ll. Be th e u sh e r h e r e ? ” A d a n o : h e w as to h e lp w eed o ut the c a re fu l y o u . d o n ’t g e t to be a c ro o k “ E v e r y d a y fro m e ig h t to e ig h t.” b ad It a lia n s and m a k e use o f the to o .” “ W h y d id you w o rk fo r the F a s ­ good ones. B o rth h ad v o lu n te e re d “ Lsjy o ff,” th e M a jo r s a id cists i f you h a te d th e m ? " to be th e firs t to go in to the tow n B o rth s a id : “ I d o n ’ t tru s t y o u r I h a v e h a te d th e m m a n y y e a rs , w ith th e M a jo r . B o rth h ad no fe a r ; con scien ce, s ir, I 'm a p p o in tin g m y - I a m w e ll k n o w n as a n ti-F a s c is t, he c a re d ab o u t n o th in g . H e w as o f s e lf a s s is ta n t con scien ce I h a v e liv e d u n d e r a g re a t susp i­ H u n g a ria n p a re n ta g e , a n d he h ad " L a y o ff.” th e M a jo r sa id , and c io n ." liv e d m a n y p la c e s — in B u d a p es t, th e re w a s th a t echo. m MTUM Ml, M l a. Min, HINMKa 12. «0. T h e M a j o r s a id : " U s h e r , I lo v e w h e re he h ad ta k e n p re -m e d ic a l B o rth s a id : " M a y b e it w as a th e tru th , yo u w ill And th a t out. I f s tu d ie s , in R o m e , w h e re he h ad c ro o k 's house, h ow can you te ll? you lie to m e . you w ill be in v e ry been a c o rre s p o n d e n t fo r P e s te r B e tte r fo r g e t th e house and co n cern se rio u s tro u b le . D o n ot lie to m e . L lo y d , in V ie n n a , w h e re he h ad y o u rs e lf w ith t h a t . " H e p o in te d In to I f you w e re a F a s c is t, you w e re a w o rk e d in a t r a v e l a g e n c y , in M a r - an a lle y a t s o m e s tr a w a n d m e lo n F a s c is t. T h e r e is no need to li e . ” s e ille , w h e re h e h ad been s e c re ta r y seeds a n d o ld c h ic k e n g uts and flies. Z ito s a id : “ O n e h a d to e a t, one to a r ic h e x p o rte r, in B oston, w h e re A n d B o rth a d d e d : “ N o q u e s tio n o f h ad to e a rn a liv in g . I h a v e six he h a d b een a r e p o r te r fo r the H e r ­ g u ilty o r n ot g u ilty th e re . M a jo r . c h ild re n .” a ld , an d in S an F ra n c is c o , w h e re he J u s t s o m e th in g to g e t c le a n . Y o u ’ ve M a jo r J o p p o lo s a id : "S o y o u w e re sold ra d io s . S t ill he w as less th a n got s o m e b usiness in th a t a lle y , not F a s c is t. N o w y o u w ill h a v e to t h ir ty . H e w as an A m e r ic a n c itiz e n in th a t house t h e r e .” le a rn to liv e in a d e m o c r a c y . Y o u a n d an e n lis te d m a n b y cho ice. T o “ I k n o w m y business, I k n o w w h a t w ill be m y u s h e r.” h im th e w h o le w a r w a s a c y n ic a l I w a n t to do, I k n o w w h a t it 's lik e Th’e litt le Z ito w as d e lig h te d . jo k e , a n d h e c o n s id e re d his jo b in to be p oo r. B o r th ." T h e M a jo r sa id : “ D o not s a lu te th e w a r to m a k e p eo p le ta k e th e m ­ B o rth w as s ile n t. 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