S ou th ern O regon M iner, T hursday, A p ril 5, 1945 Classified Department ! the sunny side of life A’A N T I.Iva l(at>blts 4 to 3 lbs., w h ile 24c. colored 22c. old o n e s 10c W ant Rabbit sk in s, pou ltry, veal Bahr a Co., »38 S- W F lo a t , PorG axd. Oregon. R A B B IT S K IN S W A N T E D Top p r i­ c e s paid. P ay o n e -h a lf sh ip p in g ch arges. lu p r s m a B a b b it Co., B o a 598, H ayw ard , C aliforn ia. Clean Comics That W ill Amuse Both Old and Young TO P P B IO B S B ab b its and rabbit Rilin'« w anted. Boat- t l s B a b b it M kt. B S u p p ly , 1031 K in a S tr s s t. W sattls 4, W aah ln gtoa. SPARKY W ATTS Y K , «L A P HAPPY, I TOLP THS F IF T H COLUMNISTS THAT IT ONLY TOOK ONC M INUTE FOR THE RAYS T O M AKE . HIS M EN SUPER- } s tr o n g «PARKY HEARD THAT A F IF T H COLUMNIST LEADER HAP TAKEN POC STATIC« COSMIC RAT MACHINE, HE PURSUEP H IM A N P RECAPTUREP RABBITS & SK IN S X By B O O D Y R O G E R S r HERE COPIES ” SPARKY now --- - PIP TOU RETURN - B U T WITH \ SUCH A SLIGHT CHARGE THE RAY« WILL SOON FAPE ANP HIS M EN WILL S H R IN K SMALLER r YES—ANP I ALSO V THE MACHINE OKAY, v SPARKY P - I S TOO N K E F O R THOSE P IR T Y RATS ! L E T * R EA LLY PUNISH ’EM —L E T * MAKE ’EM „ GO LIVE IN THE I C O U N TR IE S T H E Y 1 X C A M E FR O M LOCATEP T H EIR H E A P - Q U A R T E R « --B U T , P O C , JUST s h r iv e l in g UP . AM P v a n is h in g from . THE EARTH I S - THAN PIN > ’ P O IN T S /__ S HELP WANTED M cU H ÏK E needs na,re rana« la n d —an y aiae. ration. B uyer« w aitin g. . AT 7171, 328 » . W. ■t.. P ortlan d . O regon. I'EACHER by corresp on d en ce, yo u n g or old; C ollege g rad u ate. Wm. M iles. Oen. D el., P a sa d e n a , C ali­ fornia. I T - - BUT H U R R C P TO B B A B STA H W O O D 0 a c re s f in e s t upland so il, 31 a cres cleared, b alan ce fin e p astu re. Y ear around creek, la rg e barn, sta n c h io n s for IS, m llkhouae, new p o u l t r y hou se; 7-room m odern house, g a r ­ age. w ood sh ed . T h is p la ce w ill su p ­ port 13 head. F ull price, sto c k and m ach in ery Included 311,000. 35,500 cash. We a ls o h ave se v e ra l d e sir a b le sm a ll fa r m s from 5 to 20 acres, ra n g in g in p rice from 31,500 to $5,000. O 1 1 1 1 B T A M DBBSO H A CO., B ltr a ., 2923 W etm o re A r e., B r e r e tt, W a sh . RETURN r r A F T E R HE LEARNEP POC* PLANS - J VOD& í i & Í PR O FESSO R S V IT A M IN S * OKAY- S IT'S YOUR ■7 MOVE z I YOU STOPPED TO THINK xquit ' 1 YO U ’ CHEATED The G re a test V ita m in and M ineral T a b le ts M oney Can B uy. N in e V ita ­ m in s p lu s s i x e ss e n tia l m in e ra ls. A su p er ta b le t to help you r tired and run-d ow n con d ition . V ery h ig h poten cy, v e r y lo w price; en jo y g r ea te r co m fo rt w ith P r o f e s ­ sors. th e v ita m in th a t h as e v e r y ­ th in g. S a tis fa c tio n or m on ey back; 32.25 ner 100 p ost paid. BO Y B. P A T T O B , 711 B . F ir s t A r e., A rcadia C a lif „ M em ber o f V. S . W . ▼. WHAT D ID I A ST E R I, I I , I, Y B U L B L E T S A N D Y E A R L IN G S FOR S A L E . C on tract now for you r p la n tin g stock . S m a ll b u lb lets 15c, M edium 28c. I^irge 25c. 2-in. Y e a rlin g s 40c, 4-in. 50c. 50% p aym en t w ith orders. Sept. & Oc». D e liv e ry . F ir st com e. F ir st served . O rders le - s th an 350.00 not accepted. 0 0 1 9 F S A C H Brrr.B CO.. H. w . Crook, B. B . r is k , O w ners, G old B each , O regon. By LEN K LE IS HAVE Y O U \ 'H U W .W H A T ? DEMANDED ’ J O H , T he z T M < r THEY G ET R lD \ b r o w n ' sx o r that g r e a t d a n e I D O G - - - J / W HY I < PUP TH A TS B EE N K N O C K IN G TWEr -d p h o n e d C H IL D R E N D O W N ? j / ’ B R O W N A B O U T THAT . MONDAY . P H O N IN G W O N 'T H E LP ' Y O U S T O P A T T H E B t tO W N 'S T H I« Y O U 'D B E T T E R ! B E C A U S E I'M G O IN G T D PHON F y o u UATEta. A N O > C H E C K U P / >----- M O R N IIN & , U N D E R STA N D ------------ F B K B H H IA L P L A N T S — B U L B S G l-d io la s 60c doz. 100 34 a ll colors. C anna L ilie s, 31 doz.; 100 36 m ixed c o lo rs P e r e n n ia ls In clu d in g W all flo w e r s. P rim ro se d a isie s. Red H ot P ok ers, C an terb u ry B e lls, S w eet W il­ liam s, C oreon sls, G allard ías. P hlox, Ir is a ss o r te d In c o lo r s 15c each . M um s a ll ty p e s 10c P o s ta g e P aid. O BEGO H Q A P.D B R S. 799 2TB C ol­ um b ia B lv d ., P ortla n d 11, O regon. W ELL? W H ID B Y IS L A N D — R e so r t fo r s a le on E a st Sid e o f H o lm e s H arbor. 10 L ots, sm a ll hom e, 7 cab in s, large boat hou se, 5 b oats, 1 m otor, w ater sy s te m , 2 e le v a te d tan k s, 1 m ile 2- In. pipe lin e, p r e ssu re w a te r so ld to se v e r a l h om es, th e se lo ts carry o n ly r ig h t fo r a n v b u sin e ss in th is A s ­ so c ia tio n . F u ’I price 39500. on e-th ird cash , Bal. 360 mo. W rite. L nhn R e a lty , L a n g le y , W a sh in g to n . CIG A RE'r SM O K E R S— R oll you r ow n w ith Z IP -R O L L p ocket roller; m ake your ow n ta ilo r m ade c ig a r e ts from a n y kind o f tobacco. Send 31 bill fo r tw o sa m p le s prepaid. K eep one, s e ll one. O ulck m onev fo r a g e n ts. B e L u x e M fg . Co.. D ep t. "C", 191« E. F ra n k lin A ye., M in n eap olis, M inn­ esota. By BOB IE R SE Y W H IT E G IA N T S babv c h ick s, h a tc h in g e g g s and sta r ted p u lle ts In G ia n ts and N ew H am o- sh ir e s T h e G ille tte s. B o n te S. T ak - lm s . W a sh in g to n . KARP REG LA R FELLERS Ideal Proving Ground < LOOKS LIKE A A By G E N E B Y R N E S V LOOK. SONNY. •TO U K IN F IN D M OST A N Y T H IN G Y O U W A N T i dont \ IN A G ENER AL- S T O R E N EECYT’ BUT A LAKE. O R , S T E P OUTA / T H ’ STORE. T'TRY I A STREAM T H IS , M I S T E R - - L E M M E S H O W YA PRETTY G O O D ' F IS H IN ’ L IN E - FOR. TH’ DOUGH HO W S ABOUT A TRYOUT? j ’ Ó O M E P IN ’ ! C H R IST IC S T R A IN N e w H am p sh ire c h ick s. B e st a ll-p u r p o se breed. All b reed in g sto c k p u llo r u n clean and m a in ta in e d on our ow n farm . Cabe’s H a tc h e r y , B o n te 1, M cM in nville, O regon. F A R M E R to learn p ep p erm in t fa r m ­ ing. Good pay-, p erm a n en t If s a t i s ­ fa c to r y . Man and w ife on ly. M ust be a b s o lu te ly sobpr. In d u strio u s and h o n est. C ol - B I - M in t C om pany, C la tsk a n ie. O regon. ONLY E S T A B L IS H E D , p a y in g b u sin e ss, at b argain. G arage, s e r v ic e sta tio n , w r eck in g yard; u sed cars, H acre ground, 4-room hou se. B o x 63, P a r ­ m a. Idaho. ,— S A V E H A L F — 50 D. E. S u rg ic a l s te e l RAZOR B L A D E S and F R E E H O N E d o u b le s life of b la d e s— P ostp aid 31.00, Money back G aran tee. J . Ir e ­ lan d , H O N B M F G B .. 8467-B ., SW P a c if ic H w y ., P ortla n d 1, O regon. P O P — A Troubled Conscience By J. M IL L A R W A T T Y E S BUT I CAK’T SHAKE OFF THAT GUILTY SORT OF FEELING THAT I ' M 1DOIWG A HORSE OUT OF A J O S ' W H A T 'S U P ' » PON'T YOU LIKE BEING IN T H E T A N K CO R PS _ . 30-acre farm on sa lt Ic p en in su la . L ovely i, c h ick en coop, sh ed s, nply. About 25 a cres ion. W . L . F er g u so n , Bldg., B ea ttie 5, W ash . B B F B IG E B A T IO H R eb u ilt, d eep freezo cablne in s, 10-gal. brine freezer, 1< In s ta lla tio n s , new and used so r s. R A T H K E ft CO.. 600 Bldg*., S e a ttle 4, W a ih . M LIV ESTO CK FOR SA L E B e a u tifu l P alom in o S ta llio n s, w ell train ed , w o u ’d trade? G olden H orse R anch. O rlnc«-, W a sh in g to n . C E R T IF IE D S T A T E IN S P E C T E D W hite L eghorn, N ew H am psh ire baby c h ick s. 16 c e n ts s tr a ig h t run V eu m ’s B la in e H a tch er y and F arm . B la in e. W a sh in g to n . B IR C H HALM fo r m u scu la r a c h e s and pain. 50c Jar. M all ord ers p o sta «.■ prepaid. C ash D a v is, S t. H ele n s, Ore. W IL D GJ3ESE, D U C K S, p ea fo w l, p h ea ­ sa n ts, p ig e o n s, rab b its. P r ic e s free W ill buy you r su r p lu s stock . Jew el G am e F arm , D a n v ille , I llin o is . S P E C IA L Four h AMU-TOM PRIVATE BUCK 'A N T E D : S a fe s or V au lt D oors, a n y con d ition . W rite, g iv in g siz e in sid e m ea su rem en t, con d ition , nam e o f m a n u fa ctu re r: w e w ill pay h ig h est c a sh price. P o r tla n d S a fe C om pany, 122 S. W . F ir s t A ve., P o rtla n d «, O regon. F h o n e A T w a ter 2479. W A N T E D TO B U Y —T im b er lan d s In W ahk iakum and P a cific c o u n tie s In W a sh in g to n and C la tso p cou n ty. O regon B A T D A V IS CO., 1418 C om ­ m erce A ve., L o n g v ie w , W a sh in g to n . CROSS TOW N G IN S E N G g r o w in g In str u c tio n s, dim e. S e e d s rea so n a b le. S p e c ia lty Farm , B o c k fo r d , M in n esota. Bv Roland Coe DENTAL PLATES Dentist D r . H arry S emler , HISHV BLOC- 3 m g MORRISON- PORTIÄNOJRi That’s Irony! Buck was In town with the boys last night and today be gets a MONEY-belt from his girl!” Yessir, I ’d like very much t’ have my picture taken. You v right here while I dash In and slip into my riding clothes! Copy Better It Is a paradox that a copy turns out to be better than the original. Yet this happened when Michelan­ gelo Buonarroti, on the order of Popes and Cardinals, who wanted to outdo their fellow Maecenases in the display of antiques, falsified antique sculptures.