Southern Oregon Miner, Thursday, January 4, 1945
A-B»^ A. A-R. A.A-A. A» A-A,«x.rk.(k. JU4LIX.
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24c, co lo re d 22 c. old one» I lie. W a u l
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* Co., 936 B. W . F r o n t , P o r tla n d ,
O rap o n .
WE NEED
A U T O in a ta l m a n t l to h r , a u to m a-
c h a n lo a 9 1 3 7 * h r., ( Ir a v u lc a n la a ra
3 1 .12* h r , t l r » am vice m en II.U U b r ­
a n d M crvlue a lu lIo n a t l r m l u i i l a 11 UU
h r.
F lr « l i I iim m »h op W ith n il tin ,
e q u ip m e n t H te a m -h e a te d a n d flu n r e a -
c r n l IlK h lln a '. Ile a l Job fo r th e r ig h t
m an.
P le n ty o f o v e r tim e
P h o n « or
w r it«
" A t.
IIIV IN K ”.
A u th o r iz e d
r c f r r r n l r e q u ire d .
C O M M H C 1A L A U T O M O T IV S
S B B V IC B , IS O .
9th and D enn y W ay
S e a ttle 9. W a sh in g to n
lu u W O M E N w a n te d ; f l r a t lu u w o m en
w h o p u rc h n a e f u r co a t» , f u r Jacket»
o r f u r c o llu r a w ill a a v e fr o m t l u
to tlU O . S ee ua b e fo re yo u ae lect
y o u r fu r» . F a r t » P u r S hop. 319 P a r k
B ld g., 739 S. W . A ld e r, P o r tla n d ,
O re g o n . E le v a to r a e rv lc i
A T 5910.
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laundry. M u ltn om ah C ounty Parni,
T ron td ale, O regon, T el. Oreahatu
5330.
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T h e L a te s t
Sunday School Teacher—Jasper, who
defeated the Philistines?
Jasper—I don’t know, I ha t en I been
reading the war news.
T h e Q u e a tio n a
■ help wanted
W ANTED:
l.u u n d r y m a n ,
m o n th
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A General Quiz
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1. W hy w u s th e so n o f E d w a rd
III o f E n g la n d c a lle d th e “ B la ck
P r in c e ” ?
2. W hat U . S. P r e s id e n t w a s a
ta ilo r by p ro fessio n ?
3. W hat d o c s “ b e g g in g th e q u e s­
tio n ” m e a n ?
4. W hat is th e o ld e s t ro y a l fa m ­
ily in the w orld?
5. I s th e b u tterfly a d a in ty eaV
er?
0. W hat is a p e c c a d illo ?
T h e A n a u ie ra
“ D o n ’t o p en y o u r m ou th so
wide,** sa id th e d e n tis t. “ I a m not
goin g to e lim b in th e r e to work.**
Good Id ea
“ M y h a t, th is le tte r fro m m y
g irl frie n d s a y s sh e got h er n o se
broken in th r e e p la c e s .”
“ W ell, t e ll h er sh e o u g h t to k e e p
a w a y fro m th o se p la c e s .”
1. B e c a u s e o f th e co lo r o f h is
a rm o r .
2. P r e s id e n t J o h n so n .
3. T h e tu k in g to r g r a n te d o f the
p oin t to be p ro v ed .
4. T h e J a p a n e s e , d a tin g from
000 B. C.
5. N o ; it c o n s u m e s th e eq u a l of
h a lf o f its w e ig h t e a c h d a y .
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0. A s lig h t o ffe n se .
T im e C h a n g es T h in g s
Uncle E b d t y golly, how be ye, Eph?
It be somethin' like forty years since I
seed ye, ain't it?
Uncle Eph—Yep. You an’ m e be the
same age, ain’t we?
Uncle Eb—Don't know, Eph. But we
used ter be.
T oot, T oot
“ Y ou r e m in d m e o f th e horn on
m y fa th e r ’s c a r .”
“ W hy?”
“ T h a t d o e s n ’t g iv e a h o o t,
e ith e r ,”
FOR SALE
I m p r o v e d S u p e r D r il l G r in d e r
S h a rp en s d r ills from 3 33" to 1-
1 /19" d lain atsr. O B I S D I
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D R IL L S
LTKB FA C TO BY IB 35 SEC O N DS.
O lvea a parfaet cen ter and c le a r ­
ance. S ave» drill*, tim e and m oney.
B o sh o p sh ou ld be w ith o u t th e
Su per D rill O rlnder.
G uaranteed to w ork or M O BBY
BACK. Mall ch eck o r m o n e y o rd e r
w it h
p r in te d
a d d re s s .
Your
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HATCH KEI’A lll DEPT.
In
liv e Jewel ry «tore. H e a l op po rtunity
W rite r O R K H T C R J E W E L E R S
IJW-'OO W illa m e tte
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E u g e n e , Oreg.
FOR SALE
Ulto S I.X -W 'IIE E L C H E V R O L E T logging |
tru c k w ith atunriard tr a ile r . Good p re w a r
tire « . C ellin g p ric e ; cash
C. E . I IA It K I f t
1327 C levelan d
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M o u n t V ern o n . W'aab.
TRAPPER'S SUPPLIES
Edwards’ Wolf
D ept. F F -1 , 1513 W. Slau aon,
Lo» A n galas 44. C alif.
M O t I T H K I t N <'iillfo r n h v c a t t le rang»*;
n o fe ed h ill« 1» p a y . 42uo B erea
deed e d a n d o v e r 3 « a c tio n s leaned
la n d ,
p le n ty
of
m o u n ta in
w a te r;
a b o u t Su m lle a in I,. A. m a r k e t; a ll
fe n c e d ; w i l l g ra z e a b o u t 7UU head;
tux**« »550; lea ae 1 4*10(1. A c c o u n t old
ug e w i l l aac. »t'.’ fi.uou c a s h ; 600 head
c a n be bad f o r m a r k e t p ric e . N o
m a n M bortnge, 1 w ill go w it h d e al
I f d e s ire d , th e y h a v e been w it h It
f o r y ea rs. W r i t e
B ox 1153, F a lm
S p r in g e , C a lif o r n ia .
C L E A N H w ee p hotine broo m «.
M ade
o f b e at ba«Mlne C e n te r w it h b lack
e n d on
ca s in g .
G u n r a n t e id
fiv e
y»*arn- w e a r In ho m e
P ric e »2.95
p o s tp a id
nnd
In s u re d ,
p lu a
a ta te
ta x
E n p e c la lly
good
fo r
h a rd ­
w o od an d lin o le u m , a ls o f o r fin e
ru g » .
M oney
o rd e r
or
check«
Cha». ■ . B o w a r d . B o a 84A , D es
W a sh in g to n .
II- A C K K
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fr u it
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a c re « o r c h a r d ; c h e r rie s , a p r lc o ta p e a ­
ch «». e a r ly a n d la t e I t a lia n p ru n e s ;
4 -ro o m m o d e rn c o tln g e ; seven m o d ­
e r n do lu x e to u r is t c a b in s , f u l l y
• q u ip p e d ; e b a d y
g ro u n d s , g ro c e ry
b u ild in g w lt li e q u ip m e n t. P e r s is te n t
b ig m o n e y -m a k e r.
»35,000. o n e -th ir d
d o w n . b a la n c e te r m s I f d e s ire d .
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X. S m ith , B t. 8, K en n ew ick , Mfaah-
Ington.
O ALIFO BBX A T A X -D X 1 D 1 D
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K ttper
D rill tlrln d er w ill com e l»y retu rn
m all, p o ata ite p a id . O n ly »3.95.
M olnee,
CLASSIFIED
L A ID !
M il lio n
a c re a C a lif o r n ia , ta x -d e e d e d
la n d « n o w a v a ila b le f o r p u rc h a s e
fr o m 26c to »1.50 p e r a c re . H ta te -
w ld e : tim b e r , g r a t in g , a g r ic u lt u r a l;
c o u n tr y an d c lt v lo c a tio n » . F o r lo ­
c a tio n s . d e s c rip tio n , m in im u m p ric e s ,
m ap s , f i l i n g b la n k s nn d In s tr u c tio n s ,
send »5.00 M o n e y O r d e r to
T as
end Coyote Exter­
minator Captule*
gut nine eoyoiee
onn night that bm arht fc 19 1.Ao Fruit form ulna
a n d I n u t ruvttonn. O“i Hdwards' real Coyote Bee nt.
On y o a r f a v o r i t e N . B . C . e la tio n
GEORGE EDWARDS, LIVINGSTON, MONT.
9 : 0 0 A. M ., M . W . T .
KIDO
8 : 0 0 A. M ., P . W . T.
KGW ROMO KHQ KPO
In vest in L ib erty
• v e r y S a tu r d a y m o r n in g
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B uy W ar B on d s
How Sluggish Folles
Get Hoppy Relief
OFCOUGHING
X E ’ COLDS
U p a ll n ight with
th o se d r e a d fu l
c o u g h in g sp a sm s
that come with colds
. . .W hy d on 't you
try th e well-known
V ic k s V a p o R u b
| stea m treatm ent?
J J u st p u t a good
------- M spoonful o f vapo-
Rub in a bowl o f boiling water . . .
breathe in the vapors.
Grand relief comes with every breath
you take, as the soothing medicated
WHEN CONSTIPATION makes you feet
punk as the dickens, brings on stomach
npaet, sour taste, gassy discomfort, take
Dr. Caldwell’s famous medicine to quickly
pull tbs trigger on lazy “innards**, and
help you feel bright and chipper again.
OR. CALDWELL’S is the wonderful senna
laxative contained in good old Syrup Pep­
sin to make it so easy to take.
B and R esea rch , U. S. V. O. B o x 483,
B nrek a, C aliforn ia.
F R U IT T R E E S —
P eac h es , A p p le a ,
P e a rs , A p r ic o ts . C h e r r i e s , P lu m s ,
P ru n es, K e r r y P la n ts , R ose«, S h ru b « ,
e tc . F r e e 40-png»* c a ta lo g u e upon r e ­
q u e s t lln tln g 700 n e w an d Im p ro v e d
v a r ie tie s .
T U A LA TX B ▼ A L L B T
N U B S B R IB S . R o u te
S h erw ood , O reron.
3,
B ox
310,
E X C E L L E N T H O T E L L E A S E In K u -
r»«ku, C a lif o r n ia .
In c o m e »1500 to
»1800 m o n th ly . N o w o p «*rn tln g f u ll
c a p a c ity
A. W. B e r n ie r , 30 33 O.
S tr e e t, B n r e k a , C a lif o r n ia .
A l l E l t D E E N - A N G US,
r e g ls tc r d
Feb­
r u a r y n n d M a rc h h e if e r nnd h u ll
c a lv e s .
R e s t o f ty p e an d br«»>dlng.
H a r o ld
B. B ow m an,
B o y , W a sh ­
in g to n .
WE
M A K E m a n u re lo a d e rs f o r a ll
ty p e «
tr a c t o r « .
G et
yo u rs
now .
D o n 't w a it f o r S p r in g ru » h .
O laan
W e ld in g , 5 m ile s w e s t o f W a p a to ,
W a s h ., R o u te 1.
1 ! E ( ! I S T E l t E D D u ro o E a ll I ’lg «. S ire d
b y T o p .‘-•on P ro u d C h e r r y K in g . »15.
C h o ic e w in in g ho ar«. K . O liv e r , R F D
1, B o x 1 5 0 -R , E d m o n d » , W a s h in g to n .
MANY DOCTORS use pepsin preparations
in prescriptions to make the medicine more
palatable and agreeable to take. So be sure
your laxative is contained in Syrup Pepsin.
INSIST ON DR. CALDWELL’S— the favorite
of millions for 50 years, and feel that whole­
some relief from constipation. Even finicky
children love IL
ease coughing, relieve upper bronchial
irritation . . . inviting the restful sleep
you n eed so m uch. Tim«
T im e -te ste a ,
hom e-proved V apoR ub is i th e b est
known home remedy B * a m i a a »
for reliev in g m is- l f | i » | \ 3
erics ofcolds. Try it I
V a p o R ub
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CAUTIO N: Use only as directed.
MANY NEW AND STARTLING INVEN­
DR. CALDWELL’S
TIONS a v a ila b le a fte r the w a r. Be one of
the firs t In yo ur com m unity to h ave one or
m ore of th e fo llo w in g : E le c tric d ia th e rm ic
stoves, cook steaks, cokes, b rea d , e tc ., in
fcis seconds. P o rta b le and w a lk ie ta lk ie
radio s. P la s tic tra n s p a re n t fu rn itu re In
pastel shadeiR M a n y o th er handy and Im ­
proved devices fo r m en and w om en. M a k e
m oney as m y ag ent in y o u r to w n. F ir s t to
an s w e r gets first chance. O th ers get dis­
count on lis t prices. C ut this ad out now
and send 1U cents coin (o r fu ll in fo rm a tio n .
G E O . G. S T A H K
Sales A C on tact S ervice , 9115 M ission St.
K e p t. It
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San F ra n c is c o 8, C a lif.
SENNA LAXATIVE
coN7AiN«o ,N
WHY QUINTUPLETS
always do this for
AT FIRST
J ionofa
CHEST COLDS!
ABERDEEN
Angu«
h u ll» ,
h e ife r «
Itln c k e a p
R e v o lu tio n an d O le n c a r
nock b re e d in g . A rc h la K e n n e d y , B t
4, C h e h a lis , W a s h .
To Promptly Relieve Coughing —
Sore Throat and Aching Muscles
W henever th e Q u in tu p le ts c a tch cold —
th e ir chests, th ro a ts and backs are rubbed
w ith M uste ro ie . P o w e rfu lly s o o th in g —
M uste ro le n o t o n ly p ro m p tly relieves
coughs, sore th ro a t, aching chest muscles
due to colds — b u t also helps break up
congestion in u p p er b ro n c h ia l tra c t, nose
a nd th ro a t. Wonderfulfor grown-ups,tool
SPECIAL
C o ld P r e p a r a tlo n a a a d ir e c t e d
GOOD HEALTH
Y o u r O r e a t a a t P o s s e s s io n
lì« gain it by being relieved
of Homorrhoid« (Piles), Fis­
sure, Fistula, Hernia (Rup­
tu re). Our method of treat­
ment without hospital op­
eration successfully used
tor 33 years. Liberal credit
terms. C all for examination
or send for FREE booklet.
MUSTEROLE
A group of tourists left their car
ruins. One of them rem em bered
, they’d forgotten to lock the car.
When they began to worry about it,
the Indian guide reassured them .
, “It’s p erfectly s a fe ,” he said,
i “T here isn ’t a w hite m an around
within 50 m ile s.”
Open Evenings, Mon., W ed., Fri., 7 to 8:30
D r . C . J . D E A N C L IN IC
P h y s ic ia n and Sarpaon
N. B. Cor. E. Burnside and Q rand Ave.
Telephone EAit 3918, Portland 14, Oregon
P erfect Im itation
Her—What do you think of women
who im itate men?
H im —T hey’re idiots!
Her—Then the im itation is suc­
cessful.
Mutual R elief
H ousew ife—If that’s- Mrs. White
at the door, tell her I’m not in.
Maid—It was, m a'am , and she
w as very glad to hear It.
N ice to Know
M ay—w ell, there's one thing about
Joe, he d resses like a gentlem an.
B elle—Well, I never saw him
dressing!
P erfect Location
H arry—Do you think this is a good
p lace to m ake an honest living?
Jerry—Well, th ere’s not much
com petition!
syrup pepsin
Irritable, depressed moods are often
related to constipation. Take Nature’s
Remedy (NR Tablets). Contains no
chemicals, no minerals, no phenol
derivatives. N R Tablets are different
— act «iifferent. Purely vegetable—a
combination of 10 vegetable ingredi­
ents formulated over 60 years ago.
Uncoated or candy coated, their
Action is dependable, thorough, yet
gentle, ns millions of N it’s have
proved. Get a 25|! box today. . . or
larger economy size. All druggists,
£aution: Take only as directed.
NR TO-NIOHT/ TOMORROW ALRIGHT
ALL-VEGETABLE LAXATIVE
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iL O Z ll'liE .'.X
ONE WORD SUGGESTION
POR ACID IN D IO M T1O N -
IT/ s m r ■ ■ « / / )
D oc—The best w ay to enjoy per­
fect health is to get up every m orn­
ing at five and take a cold shower.
P atient — W hat’s the next best
way?
F em in ine Touch
Jo e—I’v e go( a new job. I’m a
m anicurist in a bakery.
B ill—A m anicurist in a bakery?
. J o e—Y es, I have ch arge of the
lady fingers.
Jo n es—I’v e had this um brella for
five years.
Blue—Don’t you think it’s about
tim e you returned it?
Taking W aysl
J o e—Why are you washing your
spoon in your finger bowl?
B ill—So I w on’t get eg g all over
my pocket!
Som e Joke
J o e—Y ou’ve got am bitious hair.
H arry—What do you m ean?
Jo e—It’s sure to com e out on top!
A.W.O.L.
G eneral—What do you know about
tactics? You're no general!
P riv a te—No, but I’m a better
judge of ham than any pig!
Skip the Tip
D iner—A g la ss of w ater, please.
W aiter—To drink, sir?
D iner—No, to w ash m y feet!
Girl Shy
B ill—D o you like stuffed dates?
Jo e—N ot when I have to pay lor
stuffing them .
Puns and Apples
N it—What kind of apples are
those?
Wit—Sum m er D elicious.
N it—And what are the others?
Sam e D ifference
She— You used to catch m e in your
arm s ev ery night, dear.
He— Y eah. And now I catch you
in m y pockets ev ery morning.
Popular Gal
Harry—Why do you call your girl
"Appendix” ?
Jerry—It se em s to be fashionable
for everybody to take her outl
Common Sense
Fan—W hat's horse sen se?
J ock ey—It's what keeps a horse
from betting on people!
Try Great Tonic Many Doctors Advise
See how good-tasting Scott’s Emulsion
helps tone up your system; helps build
up stamina and resistance against colds—
if there is a dietary deficiency of A A D
Vitamins. It’s easy I Simply take Scott’s
daily throughout the year. It’s great! Buy
at your druggist’s todayl