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Southern Oregon Miner, Thursday, January 4, 1945 A-B»^ A. A-R. A.A-A. A» A-A,«x.rk.(k. JU4LIX. CLASSIFIED D E P A R T M E N I A M MS fa ’ * ANOTHER t ' T f R A BB IT S & SK IN S W A N T L iv e lt a b l.ll » 4 Io I lb » , w h ite 24c, co lo re d 22 c. old one» I lie. W a u l Itn b b lt a k in * , p o u ltr y , v»ul Bubv * Co., 936 B. W . F r o n t , P o r tla n d , O rap o n . WE NEED A U T O in a ta l m a n t l to h r , a u to m a- c h a n lo a 9 1 3 7 * h r., ( Ir a v u lc a n la a ra 3 1 .12* h r , t l r » am vice m en II.U U b r a n d M crvlue a lu lIo n a t l r m l u i i l a 11 UU h r. F lr « l i I iim m »h op W ith n il tin , e q u ip m e n t H te a m -h e a te d a n d flu n r e a - c r n l IlK h lln a '. Ile a l Job fo r th e r ig h t m an. P le n ty o f o v e r tim e P h o n « or w r it« " A t. IIIV IN K ”. A u th o r iz e d r c f r r r n l r e q u ire d . C O M M H C 1A L A U T O M O T IV S S B B V IC B , IS O . 9th and D enn y W ay S e a ttle 9. W a sh in g to n lu u W O M E N w a n te d ; f l r a t lu u w o m en w h o p u rc h n a e f u r co a t» , f u r Jacket» o r f u r c o llu r a w ill a a v e fr o m t l u to tlU O . S ee ua b e fo re yo u ae lect y o u r fu r» . F a r t » P u r S hop. 319 P a r k B ld g., 739 S. W . A ld e r, P o r tla n d , O re g o n . E le v a to r a e rv lc i A T 5910. II3 5 U U ro o m , per an d laundry. M u ltn om ah C ounty Parni, T ron td ale, O regon, T el. Oreahatu 5330. <». T h e L a te s t Sunday School Teacher—Jasper, who defeated the Philistines? Jasper—I don’t know, I ha t en I been reading the war news. T h e Q u e a tio n a ■ help wanted W ANTED: l.u u n d r y m a n , m o n th w it h h o ard , A General Quiz o . tv. « . p. <v. <v. <v. (v. 1. W hy w u s th e so n o f E d w a rd III o f E n g la n d c a lle d th e “ B la ck P r in c e ” ? 2. W hat U . S. P r e s id e n t w a s a ta ilo r by p ro fessio n ? 3. W hat d o c s “ b e g g in g th e q u e s tio n ” m e a n ? 4. W hat is th e o ld e s t ro y a l fa m ily in the w orld? 5. I s th e b u tterfly a d a in ty eaV er? 0. W hat is a p e c c a d illo ? T h e A n a u ie ra “ D o n ’t o p en y o u r m ou th so wide,** sa id th e d e n tis t. “ I a m not goin g to e lim b in th e r e to work.** Good Id ea “ M y h a t, th is le tte r fro m m y g irl frie n d s a y s sh e got h er n o se broken in th r e e p la c e s .” “ W ell, t e ll h er sh e o u g h t to k e e p a w a y fro m th o se p la c e s .” 1. B e c a u s e o f th e co lo r o f h is a rm o r . 2. P r e s id e n t J o h n so n . 3. T h e tu k in g to r g r a n te d o f the p oin t to be p ro v ed . 4. T h e J a p a n e s e , d a tin g from 000 B. C. 5. N o ; it c o n s u m e s th e eq u a l of h a lf o f its w e ig h t e a c h d a y . , 0. A s lig h t o ffe n se . T im e C h a n g es T h in g s Uncle E b d t y golly, how be ye, Eph? It be somethin' like forty years since I seed ye, ain't it? Uncle Eph—Yep. You an’ m e be the same age, ain’t we? Uncle Eb—Don't know, Eph. But we used ter be. T oot, T oot “ Y ou r e m in d m e o f th e horn on m y fa th e r ’s c a r .” “ W hy?” “ T h a t d o e s n ’t g iv e a h o o t, e ith e r ,” FOR SALE I m p r o v e d S u p e r D r il l G r in d e r S h a rp en s d r ills from 3 33" to 1- 1 /19" d lain atsr. O B I S D I ODD D R IL L S L IB B MEW IX a D IF F E R TINT D R IL L P O IN T A B O L B 8 Q R IB D S SH O R T , M BD1UM A M D IOM O T W I S T D R IL L S FROM 1«’ TO lU L O M O . T A B M B B B O B IB D T H E IR OWN D R IL L S LTKB FA C TO BY IB 35 SEC O N DS. O lvea a parfaet cen ter and c le a r ance. S ave» drill*, tim e and m oney. B o sh o p sh ou ld be w ith o u t th e Su per D rill O rlnder. G uaranteed to w ork or M O BBY BACK. Mall ch eck o r m o n e y o rd e r w it h p r in te d a d d re s s . Your CR A N D A LL MFG. CO. E P A R T M E N T Business Opportunity HATCH KEI’A lll DEPT. In liv e Jewel ry «tore. H e a l op po rtunity W rite r O R K H T C R J E W E L E R S IJW-'OO W illa m e tte - E u g e n e , Oreg. FOR SALE Ulto S I.X -W 'IIE E L C H E V R O L E T logging | tru c k w ith atunriard tr a ile r . Good p re w a r tire « . C ellin g p ric e ; cash C. E . I IA It K I f t 1327 C levelan d - M o u n t V ern o n . W'aab. TRAPPER'S SUPPLIES Edwards’ Wolf D ept. F F -1 , 1513 W. Slau aon, Lo» A n galas 44. C alif. M O t I T H K I t N <'iillfo r n h v c a t t le rang»*; n o fe ed h ill« 1» p a y . 42uo B erea deed e d a n d o v e r 3 « a c tio n s leaned la n d , p le n ty of m o u n ta in w a te r; a b o u t Su m lle a in I,. A. m a r k e t; a ll fe n c e d ; w i l l g ra z e a b o u t 7UU head; tux**« »550; lea ae 1 4*10(1. A c c o u n t old ug e w i l l aac. »t'.’ fi.uou c a s h ; 600 head c a n be bad f o r m a r k e t p ric e . N o m a n M bortnge, 1 w ill go w it h d e al I f d e s ire d , th e y h a v e been w it h It f o r y ea rs. W r i t e B ox 1153, F a lm S p r in g e , C a lif o r n ia . C L E A N H w ee p hotine broo m «. M ade o f b e at ba«Mlne C e n te r w it h b lack e n d on ca s in g . G u n r a n t e id fiv e y»*arn- w e a r In ho m e P ric e »2.95 p o s tp a id nnd In s u re d , p lu a a ta te ta x E n p e c la lly good fo r h a rd w o od an d lin o le u m , a ls o f o r fin e ru g » . M oney o rd e r or check« Cha». ■ . B o w a r d . B o a 84A , D es W a sh in g to n . II- A C K K Ir r ig a t e d fr u it fa rm ; 17 a c re « o r c h a r d ; c h e r rie s , a p r lc o ta p e a ch «». e a r ly a n d la t e I t a lia n p ru n e s ; 4 -ro o m m o d e rn c o tln g e ; seven m o d e r n do lu x e to u r is t c a b in s , f u l l y • q u ip p e d ; e b a d y g ro u n d s , g ro c e ry b u ild in g w lt li e q u ip m e n t. P e r s is te n t b ig m o n e y -m a k e r. »35,000. o n e -th ir d d o w n . b a la n c e te r m s I f d e s ire d . A. X. S m ith , B t. 8, K en n ew ick , Mfaah- Ington. O ALIFO BBX A T A X -D X 1 D 1 D D K ttper D rill tlrln d er w ill com e l»y retu rn m all, p o ata ite p a id . O n ly »3.95. M olnee, CLASSIFIED L A ID ! M il lio n a c re a C a lif o r n ia , ta x -d e e d e d la n d « n o w a v a ila b le f o r p u rc h a s e fr o m 26c to »1.50 p e r a c re . H ta te - w ld e : tim b e r , g r a t in g , a g r ic u lt u r a l; c o u n tr y an d c lt v lo c a tio n » . F o r lo c a tio n s . d e s c rip tio n , m in im u m p ric e s , m ap s , f i l i n g b la n k s nn d In s tr u c tio n s , send »5.00 M o n e y O r d e r to T as end Coyote Exter minator Captule* gut nine eoyoiee onn night that bm arht fc 19 1.Ao Fruit form ulna a n d I n u t ruvttonn. O“i Hdwards' real Coyote Bee nt. On y o a r f a v o r i t e N . B . C . e la tio n GEORGE EDWARDS, LIVINGSTON, MONT. 9 : 0 0 A. M ., M . W . T . KIDO 8 : 0 0 A. M ., P . W . T. KGW ROMO KHQ KPO In vest in L ib erty • v e r y S a tu r d a y m o r n in g ☆ B uy W ar B on d s How Sluggish Folles Get Hoppy Relief OFCOUGHING X E ’ COLDS U p a ll n ight with th o se d r e a d fu l c o u g h in g sp a sm s that come with colds . . .W hy d on 't you try th e well-known V ic k s V a p o R u b | stea m treatm ent? J J u st p u t a good ------- M spoonful o f vapo- Rub in a bowl o f boiling water . . . breathe in the vapors. Grand relief comes with every breath you take, as the soothing medicated WHEN CONSTIPATION makes you feet punk as the dickens, brings on stomach npaet, sour taste, gassy discomfort, take Dr. Caldwell’s famous medicine to quickly pull tbs trigger on lazy “innards**, and help you feel bright and chipper again. OR. CALDWELL’S is the wonderful senna laxative contained in good old Syrup Pep sin to make it so easy to take. B and R esea rch , U. S. V. O. B o x 483, B nrek a, C aliforn ia. F R U IT T R E E S — P eac h es , A p p le a , P e a rs , A p r ic o ts . C h e r r i e s , P lu m s , P ru n es, K e r r y P la n ts , R ose«, S h ru b « , e tc . F r e e 40-png»* c a ta lo g u e upon r e q u e s t lln tln g 700 n e w an d Im p ro v e d v a r ie tie s . T U A LA TX B ▼ A L L B T N U B S B R IB S . R o u te S h erw ood , O reron. 3, B ox 310, E X C E L L E N T H O T E L L E A S E In K u - r»«ku, C a lif o r n ia . In c o m e »1500 to »1800 m o n th ly . N o w o p «*rn tln g f u ll c a p a c ity A. W. B e r n ie r , 30 33 O. S tr e e t, B n r e k a , C a lif o r n ia . A l l E l t D E E N - A N G US, r e g ls tc r d Feb r u a r y n n d M a rc h h e if e r nnd h u ll c a lv e s . R e s t o f ty p e an d br«»>dlng. H a r o ld B. B ow m an, B o y , W a sh in g to n . WE M A K E m a n u re lo a d e rs f o r a ll ty p e « tr a c t o r « . G et yo u rs now . D o n 't w a it f o r S p r in g ru » h . O laan W e ld in g , 5 m ile s w e s t o f W a p a to , W a s h ., R o u te 1. 1 ! E ( ! I S T E l t E D D u ro o E a ll I ’lg «. S ire d b y T o p .‘-•on P ro u d C h e r r y K in g . »15. C h o ic e w in in g ho ar«. K . O liv e r , R F D 1, B o x 1 5 0 -R , E d m o n d » , W a s h in g to n . MANY DOCTORS use pepsin preparations in prescriptions to make the medicine more palatable and agreeable to take. So be sure your laxative is contained in Syrup Pepsin. INSIST ON DR. CALDWELL’S— the favorite of millions for 50 years, and feel that whole some relief from constipation. Even finicky children love IL ease coughing, relieve upper bronchial irritation . . . inviting the restful sleep you n eed so m uch. Tim« T im e -te ste a , hom e-proved V apoR ub is i th e b est known home remedy B * a m i a a » for reliev in g m is- l f | i » | \ 3 erics ofcolds. Try it I V a p o R ub V CAUTIO N: Use only as directed. MANY NEW AND STARTLING INVEN DR. CALDWELL’S TIONS a v a ila b le a fte r the w a r. Be one of the firs t In yo ur com m unity to h ave one or m ore of th e fo llo w in g : E le c tric d ia th e rm ic stoves, cook steaks, cokes, b rea d , e tc ., in fcis seconds. P o rta b le and w a lk ie ta lk ie radio s. P la s tic tra n s p a re n t fu rn itu re In pastel shadeiR M a n y o th er handy and Im proved devices fo r m en and w om en. M a k e m oney as m y ag ent in y o u r to w n. F ir s t to an s w e r gets first chance. O th ers get dis count on lis t prices. C ut this ad out now and send 1U cents coin (o r fu ll in fo rm a tio n . G E O . G. S T A H K Sales A C on tact S ervice , 9115 M ission St. K e p t. It - San F ra n c is c o 8, C a lif. SENNA LAXATIVE coN7AiN«o ,N WHY QUINTUPLETS always do this for AT FIRST J ionofa CHEST COLDS! ABERDEEN Angu« h u ll» , h e ife r « Itln c k e a p R e v o lu tio n an d O le n c a r nock b re e d in g . A rc h la K e n n e d y , B t 4, C h e h a lis , W a s h . To Promptly Relieve Coughing — Sore Throat and Aching Muscles W henever th e Q u in tu p le ts c a tch cold — th e ir chests, th ro a ts and backs are rubbed w ith M uste ro ie . P o w e rfu lly s o o th in g — M uste ro le n o t o n ly p ro m p tly relieves coughs, sore th ro a t, aching chest muscles due to colds — b u t also helps break up congestion in u p p er b ro n c h ia l tra c t, nose a nd th ro a t. Wonderfulfor grown-ups,tool SPECIAL C o ld P r e p a r a tlo n a a a d ir e c t e d GOOD HEALTH Y o u r O r e a t a a t P o s s e s s io n lì« gain it by being relieved of Homorrhoid« (Piles), Fis sure, Fistula, Hernia (Rup tu re). Our method of treat ment without hospital op eration successfully used tor 33 years. Liberal credit terms. C all for examination or send for FREE booklet. MUSTEROLE A group of tourists left their car ruins. One of them rem em bered , they’d forgotten to lock the car. When they began to worry about it, the Indian guide reassured them . , “It’s p erfectly s a fe ,” he said, i “T here isn ’t a w hite m an around within 50 m ile s.” Open Evenings, Mon., W ed., Fri., 7 to 8:30 D r . C . J . D E A N C L IN IC P h y s ic ia n and Sarpaon N. B. Cor. E. Burnside and Q rand Ave. Telephone EAit 3918, Portland 14, Oregon P erfect Im itation Her—What do you think of women who im itate men? H im —T hey’re idiots! Her—Then the im itation is suc cessful. Mutual R elief H ousew ife—If that’s- Mrs. White at the door, tell her I’m not in. Maid—It was, m a'am , and she w as very glad to hear It. N ice to Know M ay—w ell, there's one thing about Joe, he d resses like a gentlem an. B elle—Well, I never saw him dressing! P erfect Location H arry—Do you think this is a good p lace to m ake an honest living? Jerry—Well, th ere’s not much com petition! syrup pepsin Irritable, depressed moods are often related to constipation. Take Nature’s Remedy (NR Tablets). Contains no chemicals, no minerals, no phenol derivatives. N R Tablets are different — act «iifferent. Purely vegetable—a combination of 10 vegetable ingredi ents formulated over 60 years ago. Uncoated or candy coated, their Action is dependable, thorough, yet gentle, ns millions of N it’s have proved. Get a 25|! box today. . . or larger economy size. All druggists, £aution: Take only as directed. NR TO-NIOHT/ TOMORROW ALRIGHT ALL-VEGETABLE LAXATIVE ïfaùitâJiir/iaû/ iL O Z ll'liE .'.X ONE WORD SUGGESTION POR ACID IN D IO M T1O N - IT/ s m r ■ ■ « / / ) D oc—The best w ay to enjoy per fect health is to get up every m orn ing at five and take a cold shower. P atient — W hat’s the next best way? F em in ine Touch Jo e—I’v e go( a new job. I’m a m anicurist in a bakery. B ill—A m anicurist in a bakery? . J o e—Y es, I have ch arge of the lady fingers. Jo n es—I’v e had this um brella for five years. Blue—Don’t you think it’s about tim e you returned it? Taking W aysl J o e—Why are you washing your spoon in your finger bowl? B ill—So I w on’t get eg g all over my pocket! Som e Joke J o e—Y ou’ve got am bitious hair. H arry—What do you m ean? Jo e—It’s sure to com e out on top! A.W.O.L. G eneral—What do you know about tactics? You're no general! P riv a te—No, but I’m a better judge of ham than any pig! Skip the Tip D iner—A g la ss of w ater, please. W aiter—To drink, sir? D iner—No, to w ash m y feet! Girl Shy B ill—D o you like stuffed dates? Jo e—N ot when I have to pay lor stuffing them . Puns and Apples N it—What kind of apples are those? Wit—Sum m er D elicious. N it—And what are the others? Sam e D ifference She— You used to catch m e in your arm s ev ery night, dear. He— Y eah. And now I catch you in m y pockets ev ery morning. Popular Gal Harry—Why do you call your girl "Appendix” ? Jerry—It se em s to be fashionable for everybody to take her outl Common Sense Fan—W hat's horse sen se? J ock ey—It's what keeps a horse from betting on people! Try Great Tonic Many Doctors Advise See how good-tasting Scott’s Emulsion helps tone up your system; helps build up stamina and resistance against colds— if there is a dietary deficiency of A A D Vitamins. It’s easy I Simply take Scott’s daily throughout the year. It’s great! Buy at your druggist’s todayl
