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Missed Him
“How is it you’re late again at
your work this morning?”
•'Well, you see, sir, there are
eight of us in the house, and the
alarm clock was only set for
seven.”
Going Strong
“And how are you getting on at
school, Jimmy?”
‘‘Oh, fine! I’m learning words
of four cylinders now.”
“See if you can laugh that off,”
said the farmer’s wife as she
wired a button on the vest of her
fat husband.
Ah, Me
“Stop pushing me up the stairs,
mister.”
‘‘I’m not pushing—I’m sighing.”
By GENE BYRNES
REG’LAR FELLERS— Perfect Bulletin Board
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HELP WANTED
• Persona now engaged in essential
industry w ill not apply without state-
ment of availability from their local
United States Employment Service.
S S E N T IA L WAR W O RK, 48-hr. week. N o
BUSINESS FOR SALE
K E L V IN C A G L E Y B E L T SHOP, Hoquiam,
Wash., for sale. An active business, and a
•eal opportunity for an exoerienced belt
n. W rite or see M RS. M E L V IN CAG-
FARM S & RA NC H ES
G E T OUR N E W LIS T
(A) D airy and stock ranches.
1B1 Small (arms and acreage.
Scenic fertile Puget Sound country.
Don Peters Land Office
Issaquah, Wash.
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Lakeside 386-J.
F O R SALE
102 acre ranch. 4 Vi miles south of D allas.
L . A . S T O U F F E R , R t. 2. Dallas, Oregon.
FOR SALE
FO R SA LE— Liberty store and lunch room.
Equipped w ith a triple plate glass self-de­
frosting m eat counter, scale, Kelvinator
Kooler, glass cases, counter, m eat slicer,
others. Lunch room counters, stools, etc.
New elec, gas pump and oil. I f desired also
40 a. mixed berry farm : some tim ber.
Price $6.000. Selling reason ill health.
L IB E R T Y STO R E. R T . 3, BOX 565
Salem, Oregon.
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By J. MILLAR WATT
For Sale—W ell equipped & furnished con­
valescent home. E asy to keep filled. Good
Income. V, acre of garden, flowers, fru it fc
nut trees. H i blk. Portland bus. 21 m l.
Portland. B O X 126. Forest Grove, Oregon.
Business Opportunities
W HEN I W AS OVER
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spies big " h it” Victory song: “ ROSY A N D
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D ID U M S
G r o w th o f P ip e O rg a n
Few pipe organs have grown
like the one in the Cadet chapel
at West Point. When installed in
1911, it contained 2,418 pipes and
cost $12,000.
Today through memorial contri­
butions made in the name of
graduates, it contains 13,529 pipes,
I R d n a e d br Tb« B ell ¿ r a d ie« !« . Inc )
is evaluated at $150,000 and is the
largest church organ in the West­
By FRANK WEBB ern Hemisphere.
RAISING KANE—Trapped Door
HOW TO “KNOW” ASPIRIN
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J T & B LO C K IN ' M J J
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Just be sure to ask for S t. Joseph
A s p irin . T h e r e ’s none fa s te r, none
stronger. W h y pay more? W o rld ’s largest
seller a t lO f. Demand St- Joseph Aspirin.
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If you suffer from hot flashes, feel
weak, nervous, a bit blue at times—
all due to the functional "middle-
age” period peculiar to women—try
Lydia E. Plnkham’s Vegetable Com­
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Taken regularly—Plnkham’s Com­
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Plnkham’s Compound Is made
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That Nagging
PRIVATE
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Backache
M ay W arn o f Disordered
K id ney Action
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By
Cly¿2 Lewis
Modern lile with In hurry and worry.
Irregular habita, improper eating and
drinking— ita risk of exposure and mfee-
tion— throw» heavy «train on the worn
ol the kidneys. They are apt to become
over-taxed and lail to filter excess acid
and other impurities (rom the lile-glvtng
blood.
Yon may suffer nagging backache,
headache, dixxineee, getting up nights,
leg pains, «welling— (eel constantly
tired, nervous, all worn out. Other sign»
of kidney or bladder disorder are some­
times burning, scanty or too frequent
orination.
Try Doan’s Pills. Doan’s help tha
kidney« to pan off harmful excem body
waste. They have had mors than half a
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R o la n d C oe!
“I know we can’t make toast in our tent« Sarge,
but my feet get cold nights.”
“I can only gauge the success of my victory garden by past
performances—THIS year the radishes came up!”
DOAN S Pl U S