Southern Oregon Miner Published Every Thur» at 167 Bast Main Street ASHLAND, OREGON ★ Entered as second-class matter February 15. 1035, at the postoffice at Ashland. Oregon, under the act ef March 3,1870. SUBSCRIPTION RATES (In Advance) ONE YEAR___ __ »150 SIX MONTHS ____SOc (Mailed Anywhere in the United States) ★ TELEPHONE 8561 "THE TRUTH WILL 1 TODAY DON ROBINSON I fr*1! By LYTLE HULL IRON .... victory Some readers may think I have written too many columns lately | on the subject of "Junk." I'll admit those rusty tools down in the cellar, the broken-down lamps in the attic and the battered toys in Junior's room wouldn't or­ dinarily constitute a very inapiring subject to read about or to write about. But my apology for writing so much about junk is presented in thousands of slogans which all of us see practically everywhere we look—slogans which all say, in dif­ ferent words. "Junk is needed to win the war.” By now, most of us have done something about junk. Some of us have really searched our houses, barns and yards and have turned in enough scrap to do some real damage to the Japs and the Nasis. But there are still plenty of peo­ ple who, if they realise the need tor scrap at all, don't yet comprehend the fact that they may be indirectly responsible for the death of Ameri­ can soldiers because they are let­ ting a few pounds of iron rust in their back yards instead of mak­ ing it available for making more tanks or shells. A man we know has been trying to raise grass tn his lx «. yard for years. Every time he gets it started, school chil­ dren walk across the lawn and ruin it. „ So one day he put up a simple sign reading “please.” When that didn’t work he began to toughen up his lan­ guage. His next sign read, “Positively no trespassing.” When that failed he put a little string fence around his yard which was knocked down the next day. Then he planted a hedge, buried a barbed-wire fence in it and still some of the children trespassed. Finally he reached the solution. He sat in the window each morning and when a boy touched foot on his grass he went shouting out of the house wielding a big club. Now he has nice green grass and the children walk on the other side of the street. Somehow this story reminds us of the rubber situation as we read about the rubber shortage and still see hundreds of cars being used for non-essential purposes. Signs, and messages probably won’t improve the situation. Mr. Hen­ derson needs a club. OFFENSE . . . furnaces No matter what a civilian may be doing to aid the war program or to build up a local defense or­ ganization, there Is no work right now which is as important as get­ ting in the scrap. Defense work is important Air raid warden organizations should be built up. Auxiliary firemen and policemen may be very necessary later on and we should have them in every town. But those are all defensive measures and the war is going to be won by offense. Collecting scrap is the first op­ portunity the civilian population has had to aid in the offensive— and the strength of our offensive will depend to a large extent on what we do right now to furnish the scrap which will keep steel fur­ naces going Ml blast For blast furnaces to operate. It is necessary to feed them a diet of at least one-third scrap iron. If there isn't enough scrap Iron to keep feeding them this proportion day and night there is nothing to do but close down the furnaces. Some already have been closed down and many others will be un­ less scrap collections are speeded up. I don't know why It is that steel can't be made entirely of raw ma­ terials Instead of necessitating the use of scrap. But that is because I don't know much about the steel business. Those who do know tell me there is no other solution—they must either have scrap or stop making steel. WHO WILL BE DRAFTED WHEN? It is pretty hard, based on the almost daily conflicting reports from Washington, to determine just when each classification of men will be subject to selective service. But all the stories you read on this subject are what might be termed “guesses based on fact.” The facts included figures on the speed with which the army is able to handle new men at present, the plans for speeding up induction in the future, and the size of the army we will finally need to win the war. The best guesser, however, should be General Hershey, in charge of selective service—and he admits predictions he makes are merely good guessing. His guess is this: The 18 to 19 year group will be taken as soon as it is legally possible. The married men with children will not be taken until the last quarter of 1943. The draft of married men without children will begin by Christmas. PROBLEM .4 HONESTY STILL BEST POLICY • Justified Homicide * U- AN ENFORCEMENT LESSON Not so long ago, a tall, gawky, overgrown, long-legged boy was working in a drugstore in Magnolia, Arkansas. His duty was to sweep out the drugstore, run errands, paste labels, and wash bottles for re-filling. His name was Harvey Couch, and he had been born on an Arkansas farm a few miles away. He had come to this town to get “store work.” His pay was 60 cents a day. Living in this same town was a doctor who had his pre­ scriptions compounded in the drugstore. His name was Dr. H. A. Longino. He was also a partner in the ownership of the drugstore. The money was kept in what was called a “cash register”—the store could not afford a real cash reg­ ister. One day the doctor went to the cash drawer to see how the receipts were coming along, and among the change he found a slip of paper on which was written “Charge me six cents for stamps. Harvey Couch.” The doctor was impressed, for the boy could have taken the stamps and they would not have been missed. The doc- tor’s thoughts were: “A boy who is honest is worth trust­ ing.” But he said nothing about the incident. The boy did not know his IOU had made any impression on the doctor. Harvey was ambitious and soon was able to get a job for himself on^a railroad as mail clerk. As he was riding one day in the 'mail car, he saw men putting up tall poles. He asked what this was for, and was told that it was for a tele­ phone line. He thought, “That’s a good idea. Maybe I could get in on the building of such a company.” He managed to get a job with a telephone construction company, studied the work, saved his money, and then launched a telephone construction company of his own. He got the wire on time—and the posts. Then came a crisis. He had to have $1,500. Where in all the world could he get it? The richest man he knew was Dr. Longino. So he went to see him. He hoped to get a loan, but he had no guarantee whatever that he would ever be able to pay it back. But the doctor remembered the debit slip in the cash drawer! His loan pulled young Harvey Couch over the crisis. The company began to boom. It became one of the most pros­ perous companies in Arkansas. In 1911, Harvey Couch sold the company to the Bell interests for $1,500,000. The doctor received $70,000 for his original investment of $1,500. What the doctor had really invested his money in was the boy’s character. He had shown himself honest in small things; it was natural to assume that he would be honest in big things. “Honesty pays” is a trite, old saying, but how ABOVE J" HULLABALOO V . 1 SET YOU FREE" Author of "How to Win Friemb and In/lMcncc People.” Aces Up \ tomorrow \ FRED MILTENBERGER Publiaher ¥ true! Thursday, Oct. 1, 1942 SOUTHERN OREGON MINER Page 2 Why didn't the man who invented simian collections in the various war provide for the disposal, by municipal menageries. The results of this wise legisla­ torture or otherwise, of that par­ ticular variety of shopkeeper, or tion are easily predictable. The » store clerk, which Informs the cus­ American shopper la now buying tomer that "there's a war going everything in sight with the "easy on" whenever he gets short of mer­ money" which he should be invest­ I I chandise—or of his temper? What ing In war bonds or tucking away I cruel fate decreed that suffering in the savings bank against the humanity should be compelled to hard times which always follow ("apt. Eddie Rlchenbacker, Amer bear the burden of a thousand wars war. A few "run Ina" with Types ica's ace of acee In thr fir»t World plus the existence of this fishy-eyed One and Two, and we wouid soon w*r. pava a vlait tu his old flyins "consequence" of military strife— be avoiding the entire shopping dis­ buddy, MaJ. R. W. ( "Shorty"! this "eruption" from the volcano trict in order to preserve our men­ ■x-nieeder. now recovering in llineo of social unrest, which advises the tal equilibrium or to stay our hand hospital. Chicago, and exchange» shopper of the current political from murder. réminiscence» wlth hlm. "They The probability Is that this in­ status of the world every time he necd you now, Shorty,” he aaya; himself happens to run out of valuable suggestion will not be en­ "you can't keep a good filer down." acted into law, because congress is canned beans. We haven't legalised murder at too busy thinking up new taxes, yet in this country. That pastime and the president doesn't have to do is still solely an international privi­ his own shopping. So the correc­ lege. But among the scientific tive becomes the obligation of the giants of this modern age there tortured people. Philosophers and scientists have must be one genius who could In­ vent a spray, or some other in­ come to the conclusion that ridicule secticidal implement which would Is the surest antidote for this bane­ relieve mankind of this fungus on ful malady. They suggest some of the following crushing rejoinders to the "body politic." There are two varieties of this the "statement" of Type One: "So pernicious rash: Type No. One— what," or "I can scarcely believe which merely states that "there Is my ears," or Just plain "No??ll” Jerry Notowitz. a back on Mis­ a war going on"; and the even Type Two might be temporarily souri's 1939 Big Six conference more noxious Type No. Two. which squelched by "Yes—Is that the rea­ champions, was killed on a routine creates a superfluity of adrenaline son they had to employ you?" or (light in EnglanJ He was a bom­ in your system by asking you If you "I have known that for a long time bardier in America's first air at- are aware of this fact. These ba- —did you Just hear it?" or simply tack on the Lowlands Three cilli-pestae are deflnitely retarding "So 1 hear." American league clubs—Cleveland Fellow sufferers—let us arise In the war effort by causing mental St. Louis and Washington, never and physical anguish In those whom vociferous revolt against these de­ ave won 100 or more games in u they advise, or question, on the stroyers of the proverbial American ason. This year the Yankees "Gentle Disposition " Let each one war situation. pped that mark for the eighth Now the only way to effectually of us help to win the war by crush­ ne. arrest the present trend toward in­ ing these termites with our most Baseball attendance In the South- flation is to keep people away from scintillating sarcasm. Let us rid rn association totaled 743,385 this the shops. So why not pass legisla­ war forever of this smirch upon its year, an increase of almost 60.000 tion compelling every store in the otherwise glorious name, so that in over 1941 . Ken Krouse, for­ nation to have at least one of these the future nations may tight happi­ mer Penn State back who was "there's a war going on" clerks ly on in the knowledge that those drafted by the Giants, now is a behind the counter The death rat>- ; behind the lines" don't have to naval ensign, stationed at Boston Would undoubtedly be high, but th<- i learn about the war from those . . . When the current season ends. ranks could be refilled from the I “beiund the counter. Danny Fortmann, now playing his seventh season of pro football with the Chicago Bears, will be in the army medical corps. Unable to g*-t a linotype oper i ■ i Bob Hanley, son of Maj. Dick I tor In time to get out thia week's Hanley of the marines, is a candi­ date for freshman football at 1111- laaue. «c are having moat of our nois . . . Ted Lyons, veteran White I typo art by the Central Point Ain- Sox hurler, once went through 88 I crlcan at Central Point. consecutive games without an error -----------------------------•----------------------------- . . The Dodgers and the Cubs During World War I. airplane have finished last less than any other clubs in the National league, englnea needed overhauling every each having occupied that spot i 50 hours; today's engines go too I hours without repairs. one« w < j 8 r.: r Y - - 2*Uot, uttoJibwiAiuo, A L WAYS .... rural A lot of scrap is obtained from large manufacturing plants. War industries are turning in every ounce of waste metals and all other factories are now gearing them­ selves to see that no scrap is wast­ ed. Old machines are being dis­ carded to feed the steel furnaces.. Industry is doing all it can to help. But surveys make it clear that, no matter how much industry co­ operates, many furnaces will have to close down unless millions of tons of scrap can be collected from the homes and farms of America. And all surveys indicate that the major part of this job must be done in the small towns and rural areas. In one reliable analysis of the situation, it was found that proba­ bly 80 per cent of the scrap which is available from homes Is located in the rural areas—the unincorpo­ rated farm villages and the towns of under 10,000 population. So, as far as this scrap phase of winning the war is concerned, it) looks as though the victory depends on the country people. If the people don't get in the nec­ essary scrap it is hard to say what the government will do about it— but If the problem gets tough enough It may be necessary tqr the government to confiscate our metal belongings—to demand that every man, woman and child turn in at least 50 pounds of scrap, or elsel DIAL 4541 DEPUTY COUNTY CORONER Litwiller Funeral Home We Never Close—Phone 4541 I You can dojwnd arrvlee. The lieat niulrriiU», properly prepared, vrvnd In a courteous manner — at price« always within your meana. That's what you get Pete’s Lunch your nwrtlnc place Have You An Electric Heater In Your Home ? J DISCOVERY ... 50 pounds I j I 1 I have talked to a lot of people who think it is ridiculous to imag­ ine that they might be able to turn in 50 pounds of scrap. At flrrt thought some of them can’t think of a pound of metal they might have which Isn’t being used. But if you go into detail with such people it is amazing to find how scrap is discovered. They may begin by admitting there are a few old keys around that don't unlock anything. Then there are three or four flat irons which have been ly­ ing about since electric irons came into use. In fact, maybe there is an old electric iron that has been discarded. They go up in the attic to look for the electric iron and maybe bump their heads against an iron bridge lamp. Then there’s a broken grate and some old fire tongs they used before they got that brass set of fire tools. Go through any home, in which a family has lived for some years, and there are few which can’t yield 100 pounds or more of sersp metal.! But let’s not think of it as a game—I a sort of new fangled peanut hunt. This is a serious business. --------------------- •--------------------- • Subscribe for The Miner today. I Chilly mornings will soon be here. Try the economic way—install an Electric Heater and enjoy controlled comfort. ( / Ashland Light Department Í “Your SERVICE Department”