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Thursday, July 9, 1942
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QUESTIONS
1. What vast cavern is found
Kentucky?
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2. What is the southern tip
South America called?
3. What is the highest peak
the world?
4. What name was given to the
early natives of Scotland?
5. How far is Havana, Cuba.
from Key West, Fla. ?
6. What is the area and popu-
lation of modem China?
7. When did the Jews cease to
be a separate nation?
8. Who was the first American
minstrel ?
9. Who was the author of the
“Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and i
Mr. Hyde"?
10. When was the North Pole
first reached by air?
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JUfT DROPPED IN TO SEE HOW
YOU U/ERE GETTING ALONG
HELD OVER
The Methodist,
Presbyterian,
and Congregational churches of
Ashland, have invited the Watson
Players to stay over another
Sunday, and pieUnt another dra­
ma. Thia time It will be held at
the Methodist church, ami the
play will be a new one, "The
’Crimson Cross"
by
Munford <
Evans, depicting the persecution
of the Jews in Germany under
Hitler This Is entirely different
from the one presented last Hun-I
day night at the Piesbytcrlan |
chuich. "The Crismon Cross" has
ten characters, and four acta. Two
acts take place in New York City !
and two in Berlin, Germany. Sev­
eral local chnuuteis an- taking
l»art in the production. The Wat­
son family will give another ot
their musical piogiams pieceding
the drama Admission la flee All
Offering will be taken
"How to Win Friends and
Influence People"
H. V. Kaltenborn! You hear him on the air interpreting
war news. You’ve read his books. He was born in Mil­
waukee, and he graduated from Harvard with honors. He
was private tutor for Vincent Astor, and traveled over the
world on the Astor yacht.
Would you like to know what he considers the secret of
his success? I met him on the train not so long ago, and
he gave it to me in three words: undertake the impossible.
As a young man he wanted to go to Europe, but he did
not have the money, nor did he have any prospect of earn­
ing it. So he undertook the impossible: he decided to go to
Europe without money. He got a job on a cattle boat and
worked his way. He had accomplished what, at first, had
seemed utterly impossible. ' *
He traveled over Germany, where he could speak the
language, but also he wanted to see Paris—the Paris of his
Milwaukee dreams. No money, and he couldn’t speak
French; but he decided to see Paris, anyway.
He arrived in Paris without a cent in his pocket. He
would get a job! He would indeed, for he had to get one!
He decided to insert an ad in the papers stating that he
would do any kind of work. The insertion of an ad meant
pawning his camera.
He received one reply—from a company that wanted
him to sell stereoscopes. You’ll remember those old-fash­
ioned things you used to look through to see enlarged pic­
tures.
To sell stereoscopes to the French people when he could
not parley-voo a word of their language, did seem impossi­
ble. He took the printed sales-talk to a waiter who could
speak English and French and had him translate it. Then
he had the waiter drill him, and learned the whole sales
talk by heart. Next he started down the street, ringing
doorbells. The good French housewife would stare in
amazement at the young man jabbering some strange lan­
guage which reminded her vaguely of French. Then she
would begin to laugh, and Kaltenborn would laugh, too.
Then he would drive into the next paragraph and pretty
soon the woman would buy.
Well, to make a long story short, he made $4,000 the first
year. He worked part of the next year, then gave it up and
came back to this country and went to school again.
He told me that if some one in Milwaukee had previ­
ously said that he could sell stereoscopes to the French in
their own language he would have thought the man crazy.
Yet he did it. Mr. Kaltenborn quotes his Harvard profes­
sor, William James: “What we do, compared to what we
could do, is like comparing the waves on the surface of the
sea to the ocean’s great depths.”
So the next time you are appalled by some task, sail
into it, accomplish the impossible. It can be done, if you
will have utmost confidence in yourself, you can do it.
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ABOVE <>' HULLABALOO
C arnegie
UNDERTAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE
At the time the Spanisn-Amer­
ican war broke out, the U. S. ar­
my consisted of 2,000 officers and
25.000 men.
The average Britisher is allowed
about half as much clothing as
he had before the war.
WATSON PLAYEKM
Sally Rand, former fan dancer
de laxe, visits her husband, Pvt.
Turk Greenough at Fort Riley,
Kan. He was doing kitchen police
duty at the time. Sally sampled
his cooking and found it very good.
Private Greenough is taking his
basic training in a horse troop.
American railroads claim a 60
per cent increase in speed of
trains since the first world war
It takes the earth 23 hours and
56 minutes to rotate once around
its own axis.
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Plan for Conquest
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'Editor's Note: Mr. Hull’s article
h unavoidably
omitted thia week
ind the following release waa pre­
pared by a guest columnist.)
According to the National Geo­
graphic society, more than a bil­
lion people and more than a quar­
ter of the earth's surface would be
dominated by Japan if that nation's
dream of a reported ''Greater East
Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere" came
true It is reported thut recently
a map describing this "sphere" had
fallen into the hands of the Chinese
government.
A Chungking dispatch describes
the map as covering Russia's share
of Sakhalin island, the Asia main­
land to and including Iran in the
south, and Siberia to the Urals in
the north; the northern tip of Aus­
tralia; and all the islands of the
Southwest Pacific.
Hawaii was
stated to have been specifically
omitted from the proposed Japa­
nese-controlled sphere.
To bring such a chart to reality,
the Japanese would have to estab­
lish domination over practically
all the kinds of terrain the world
offers, as well as most of the races
of the human family.
The regions concerned vary from
the vast desert stretches from the
"Dead Heart of Asia" to the humid
jungles of British Malaya, from
the Arctic wastes of the Siberian
tundra and lonely plateaus of
The little mountain village of
Questa. N. M., has modernized the
town crier. A loudspeaker system
staves the entire village.
A high school girl, seated be­
side a famous astronomer at a
dinner party, struck up a conver­
sation with him by asking: "What
do you do in life"?
He replied: "1 study astronomy."
"Dear me." said the girl, "I
studied astronomy last year."
China and India are the world’s
leading producers of peanuts.
Tibet's "Lost Horizon" land, to the
busy oil-soaked flats of Iran. They
contain some of the most fe;ale
and the most desolate areas on
earth; the highest mountains and
the deepest seas; the wettest spots
in the world, and some of the cold­
est and the hottest weather known
to man.
It is estimated in round num­
bers, the Japs so far have succeed­
ed in bringing under their control
some 400 million people and more
than 24 million square mllea of
territory. These figures represent
the completion of roughly a little
less than two-fifths of the popula­
tion Involved and between one-sixth
and one-seventh of the land area
as reported mapped.
Whether or not the map really
exists matters little. The big point
ia simply this: Japan has some
pretty definite Ideas on where she
is headed.
But even more important is the
fact that the United Nationa aeree
that she isn't going to get there,
Washington and London have
drawn no maps for conquest but
they have drawn up the Atlantic
charter which would Indicate that
any plans Japan might have for
the Pacific area would have to be
tossed into the sea along with the
Jap navy. That's the job ahead.
Japan may have her maps but
the United Nations plan to chart
the course.
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1'I.AN DF.VISED TO Nl'F.ED
SHIPMENT OF MEED ( KOI'
To expedite movement of Ore­
gon's record legume need crop to
the southern states, and to reuev«
congestion in warehouses, the
stale AAA oifice lias announced a
plan for shipping seed purchn;ed
by commodity credit on puilty
teat alone, without waiting iAr re
suits of the official getmlmitlon
teat
Purity tests can lie obtained
within a few days, while at least
two weeks is the time required to
complete a germination test, AAA
officials point out.
Farineis whose seed is »hipped
under thia plan will be paid no per­
cent of the price for the top
germination of the grade as indi­
cated by the official purity test
Additional sums due will be paid
as soon as the official germination
test is received.
| • Mr. and Mra. W A. Snider s|>ent
a few d*ys at the beach, returning I
A modern American intercept­
home Monday. Moat of thetime I or plane can climb to an altitude
wax spent at Twin Kocks just of 35.000 feet in seven minutes
south of the state Une on the
The highest waterfall in the
Oregon Coast highway.
world ia Kukenaam in British Gui­
• Mr. and Mrs. I. F. Andres left ana. 2,810 feet .The falls is made
Friday for San Francisco for a in two parts
short vacation
At Yreka they
wert joined by Mr and Mrs. Dade
Territt, who accompanied them to I
the city.
• Mr and Mrs Charles M Oif-
fen and daughter left this morn
ing for Crater and Diamond lakes
expecting to spend the rest of the
week fishing.
• Dr and Mrs. J. W Crandall
and daughter Ann are visiting rel­
atives in La Grande and Union
this week.
SING A SONG OF
' KITCHEN THRIFT
SINK YOUR
DIMES IM WAR
SAVINGS
STAMPS
Going into the 1942 season. Joe
DiMaggio’s lifetime batting aver­
age was .345. In six years he had
driven in 816 runs, with 198 home
runs . . . Until 1920 a rule existed
which called a balk if the pitcher
threw to an unoccupied base . . .
Heavyweight Abe Simon's vaude­
ville manager asks $1,500 per week
for Abe's appearance . . . Dick
Wakefield,
the
Detroit Tigers
rookie now with Beaumont in the
Texas league, had three homers,
two doubles. 16 total bases, four
runs scored and six runs batted in
for a recent night game.
Baseball writers in Washington
say that Stan Spence of the Sena­
tors is one of the year's great out­
fielders . . . Although Notre Dame
used the “T" formation in its
spring practice game, Coach Frank
Leahy denies he has scrapped the
Rockne system . . . Big Ten foot­
ball squads will be permitted to
start their fall training earlier this
year because of longer schedules,
which include service teams.
In a recent game against San
Antonio, Tulsa put 18 men on base
but only two of them scored . . .
In the American league the visiting
team gets 30 cents each for grand­
stand and pavilion spectators and
20 cents for each occupant of the
bleachers. The home club keeps
the balance except for three cents
which goes to the league to pay
salaries and expenses of scorers,
umpires, etc.
A Scotchman walked up to a
friend at the bin and begun toil­
ing him about a hunting trip “We
shot a couple of bear«," he said,
•'but the biggest thrill waa track
Ing yurea."
"What's yuroo?*' naked
the
friend.
"I'll have a beer, tbanka," re-
pile the Scotchman
Juat ax they reached the bottom
of their g lueses the fi lend rr
marked. "Well I'll h ivc to be K"
In t Got to get home and do my
chorea,"
the
"What
chorea?" asked
Scotchman.
"Beer," please aalil the othri
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She waa a laige woman, In
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Let them know this by advertising
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so
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This world of ours has changed from
yesterday .... new places and new faces
are in our midst daily.
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