Friday, September 19, 1941 SOUTHERN OREGON MINER Beautiful Glass Garden From Old Jug or Bottle Washington. D. C. , 8. BASES IN AFRICA The public doesn’t generally know it. though Nazi agents do. but the United States is very quietly and ef­ ficiently building up a series of stra­ tegic bases along the coast of Af­ rica to guard against a Nazi air putsch from Dakar to South Amer­ ica. First of these bases will be air­ dromes at Freetown, in the British colony of Sierra Leone, now being developed by Pan American Air­ ways on the airplane ferrying route to Egypt. Second will be an important air­ drome in Liberia, the Afro-American colony just south of Freetown. Equally important will be a subma­ rine base in Liberia. The Liberian airdrome is now being built in co-operation with the Firestone Rubber company. Purpose of these bases is to take the place of the U. S. fleet in the South Atlantic. Long ago, U. S. naval strategists figured they could reduce materially the number of U. S. warships around Hawaii and California, if there were enough big bombing planes on the Pacific island bases to patrol the Pacific. So now U. S. bombing planes op­ erating from the African coast will do the same thing for the South At­ lantic in order to guard against Nazi moves from Vichy • dominated Dakar. The problem of shutting off a Nazi blitz in the South Atlantic is much harder than in the Pacific, due to one factor: distances in the Atlan­ tic are about one-third less than those in the Pacific. BAD EGGS A member of the British air mis- aion in Washington, back after a flying trip to England, has a report on food conditions that is a com- bination of humor and hard, unpal­ atable fact Regarding the food shortage in England he says that eggs in most places are unobtainable. The ration is one egg per person per week. Some millions of eggs shipped from the United States were all bad. "Bacon and eggs” today is un­ known in England. The nearest ap­ proach is bacon and “egg.” and if the day you want it is not egg day, you have to be content with bacon and tomato instead. Sugar is limited to half a lump per person per meal. At Claridge's, one sardine per person per day is the most sardines anyone can ob­ tain. Next in scarcity at this swank London hostel is butter. At each meal, you get a vast dish in which you may be able to discern two little dabs, each smaller than a penny. Fresh fruit is nearly non-existent. There are no oranges at all. The returning Britisher also reports that the general shortage of clothing re­ sults in sloppy dressing. The report urges that England im­ mediately import thousands of small home-canning machines to be used by housewives in preserving current crops of fruits, vegetables, rabbits, and meats of all sorts. He advo­ cates "that the women of England be obliged to preserve food, instead of devoting themselves to the hope­ less hip and tummy development that results from continual knit­ ting.” STUDIES IN THE GAS SHORTAGE Out of luck Is Wilbur Wrenn: He thought of gas At 7:10. • • • Sad indeed Is Arthur Bott: ’Twas 8 p. m.— And he forgot! • • • Plants, Flowers Grow Rapidly Shed a tear For Minnie Wray: Her friend used all Her gas by day! Weep for John J. Applegate: The gas man said. "You're just too late! • • • Sympathize With Nell's friend Joe: He only said. "My watch was slow!” Do not laugh At Johnson (Will): He called on her With just one gill. Shown above arc two ships which figure in the five sea incidents men­ tioned in President Roosevelt’s “shoot first” address. Pictured at top is the American-operated 8. 8. Scssa, former Danish freighter, torpedoed and sunk off Iceland. Below: American freighter, Steel Seafarer, shown at Baltimore dock, which was sunk by an Axis bomber in the Red sea. HKAOKK IIOMK BERVH'K 111 Minns SL Man Francisco, Calif. Orders Naw to Free Western Sea of Raiders ILLITERATE DRAFTEES Enclose to cents In coin for your copy of GLASS GARDENS AND NOVELTY INDOOR GARDENS. Name................................ . ...................... The ladies' pride Is Wallace Wright: He saves his gas To drive by night. • • • Address................................. . .................. Wliv Invent Words? Oh lucky egg Is Luther Mix: The gas shack clock Had stopped at six! And wottaman Is Barnett ("Puggy”): He never sold That HORSE AND BUGGY! HINTS FOR GAS SAVINGS SLOGANS Harold Ickes has labored and come forth with a sticker, "I Am Using One Third Less Gas” as a terrific weapon in the drive to save fuel. Well, to this department it seems feeble, trite and ineffective, President Roosevelt as he delivered his momentous message to the especially when dealing with human world, following recent attacks on American shipping by Axis submarines. beings who have shaken off their The President warned Axis powers that he had issued orders to the navy real skin and donned the tough hide to shoot first if Axis war craft are sighted within American defense i of automobilists. Nobody reads the zones. He pledged protection of all shipping. stickers on a windshield, not even the fellow who pastes them on. If they are to be used, however, why not put a kick in ’em. Some­ thing along this line: “I Am Not a Hog, Even When in an Auto.” "I Wouldn’t Cripple Uncle Sam Just for a Few Extra Miles of Tour­ ing.” "I Put Patriotism Above Petro­ leum.” "America First. Picnicking Sec­ ond.” "I’m Stepping on Hitler, Not on the Accelerator.” "I'd Rather Lay Up My Car Than Lay Up My Future.” Of course in this crisis there is bound to be the fellow who takes the attitude, ”1 only regret I have but one limousine to give for my country.” F'rrguoon, i ork model, one of several girls ques­ tioned about shakeup of G-men in New York city. She threatened suit against the FBI for its treatment of her. Curtain Falls The idea of tipping railroad por­ ters ten cents per bundle or bag is now being denounced by both por­ ters and railroads. But nothing they can say would equal the strong lan­ guage being used by the traveling public. It has never believed there was an iota of fairness in paying 40 cents to have a porter carry a coat, a brief case, a hat box and a book while the fellow with the bass violin and the doghouse got off with 20 • • • The best way to And out what to send soldiers in camp is to ask the soldiers themselves. Surveys among the men with the colors show cigarettes and smoking to- bucco head the list. Actual sales ret ordfi from service .stores in the Army, Navy, Murine Corps arid Coast Guard show the largest- selling cigarette is Camel. Prine« Albert Smoking Tobacco is well- known as the "Nntional Joy Smoke.” A carton of Camels or n pound tin of Prince Albert is al­ ways welcome, doubly welcome around the end of the month. Local tobacco dealers are featuring these brands as ideal gifts for men in the service.—Adv. BY YOUR LAXATIVE —RELIEVE CONSTIPATION THIS MODERN WAY • When you fool («My, heedachy, 1o