Friday, fun© 6, 1941
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
Page 7
Fun for the Whole Family
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
WATCHES FOR SALE
WATCHES! Parka* Watch** $3.00
WrM Watch*« —$4.50 up
Free Hat. Can u»e old wstche* In trade.
0. M. Camatea. «419 Clarnta **«., La*llag«ta*,CM.
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
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PARADE IN
P itt falls
WD 3EFF
BANGS'
ttNSAflONAL
AD BROUGHT
OUT TMt
H SIT TME SIDE
V
SHOW. FRIENDS,^
IT XHILLftt ONE
) HOUR BEFORE
\lUt BH& SHOW,
•mey .Re red mot ,
FOLKS, STEP (
\Rl5HT UPIÎ J
«W hile
at the sdnger b *? os . circus only the passes smoked up
J \TS A BLOOMER ALLRIG-HT.". WE’LL
HAFTA BLOW the NIGHT SHOVJ AN' JUMP
to one burg eoT, believe ; r
ME , I'M NOT FINI6HED WITH OLD
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B angs yer M z
D irect
RABBITS AND SKINS
Poultry, rabbita. rabbit skins. Write
pout card for price«.
Price* very
high now.
Baby * Co.. 935 S. W.
Front. Portland. Ora.
TRUCK PARTS
fleavy-duty Motor*, axel* parta,
podies, tire*, boiata and used truck*.
TRUCK WRM KING COMPANY
10th AS. E. Hawthorne.
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Portland, Ora.
SCHOOLS
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BBAUTT COLLW1
Established 1)1« — MA In 102».
Free loot* and uniforma included la
our new special low rates on tuition.
I Why not have a lifetime profession!
153c Second Ave.
Beattie. Wash.
WABHIXQTOB
4 _ 1 \
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REGISTER-NOW!
For Summer term. Easy payment plan.
Free Life employment service.
WBSTEBM BEAUTY COLLEGE
T19 B. W. «th Ave.
Portland, Ore.
LAL A PALOOZA
By RUBE GOLDBERG
He Asked for It
BXIPYABD WELDBBS TBAIXBD
Advanced short course, individual ln-
atruction; certified and bonded; no
waiting, enroll now; beg’rs’ classes
| now forming, day and night.
SHIPYABD WELDEB«’ SCHOOL
1313 X B. Union____________ MU^MM
I Two Boys going to H. 8. or two men
can earn full tuition. Writ« or call
at once. Modern Barbar College, 13S
g. W. Madison St., Portland, Oregon.
BARBERS NEEDED
Jobs waiting. Pay whils learning. No
apprenticeship necessary. Few weeks
complete. Call or write.
MOLBI BABBBB COLLBGB
Beattie :: Tacoma tl Spokane
PACIFIC WZLDIMO IXSTITUTM
Learn How and Why—Arc, Acetylene,
Hydrogen. Mettalurgy.
Lowest cost.
7909 Aurora An, Beattie. Wash.
FILM DEVELOPING
FAST SERVICE
S’MATTER POP—Oops! Army Wouldn’t Stay Wiped!
By C. M. PAYNE
Boll Developed and Two Print* from
Bach Good negative
25c
WESTBBM PHOTO COMPAMT
Box W-4265
Portland, Or*.
8 PRINTS AND TWO ENLARGE­
MENTS 25c—Made by Portland's larg­
est retail kodak finisher.
Satisfac­
tion guaranteed. Quality Picture Co.
Box W3573, Portland. Oregon.
FOR SALE
720-ACRE WHEAT and STOCK
RANCH. Bob*. Bohde, Moro. O to .
175 A. 12 miles S. E. of Salem HI
per A. L6U A. 100 in Grain. House,
barn, running water $65 per A. Claud*
Boone, Aumsville, Oregon.
I 2)00 ACRES, CREEK. « SPRINGS.
175 Acre* cultivated with 7 in Delic­
ious apples.
2 houses, large barn,
sheep sheds, chicken houses. 2-car
garage.
215,000 terms.
No trade.
Oron Shock. Tonasket, Washington.
MESCAL IKE
ML huntuy
Like a Little Man
Want sheep, cattle or dairy ranch for
hotel & cafe; bldgs, turn. & equip­
ment. Worth 115.000. Income 112,000
a year. In Shasta Co. Cal. Send de­
tails. Harry B. Goodman, 1009 Chap­
man Bldg., X>oa Angelas.
Baal grocery atore bargain.
Small
government contract town. Rent HO.00
month.
Doing over 150,000.00 thia
year. Price $2250 00 plus mdse, in­
voice. DeWitt Land Co., Salem, Or*.
ONE OF BEST DAIRY RANCHES in
N. W., 260 A.. i cultivated, raised
feed for 25 head. Excellent and ample
improvements. Close to town, R. R.
and pavement. On mall and school
bus routes.
Remunerative market
close. 212,000—terms.
Choice restaurant business includes
: banquet hall in live town in North
Idaho. Last year’s business. $«0,000.
Price $9,000 and worth It i down.
Three lots improved with store build­
ing. 36x60 at Bayview, Idaho. Excel­
lent chance for restaurant.
$3,000
' with 2500 down.
STACY, "REALTOR"
Coeur d’ Alene, Idaho
POP—And Slightly Upset by the Report
By J. MILLAR WATT
; DENTAL PLATES
D r . H arry S emler , Dt+dui
ALISKY BLOC 3»c I MORRISOR PQRTUUID ORI
.
Hollow Lady
A fat lady stepped on the scales,
not knowing they were out of order,
and put in a penny. The scale*
went up to 57 pounds and stopped.
A newsboy standing by noticed th*
situation. ‘‘My gosh!” he cried.
‘‘She’s hollow!”
I Wat«ae«xJ bv TS« Ball lyailwaia
FINISHES PUTTING
A LITTLE LATER FINDS
ONSCREEN DOOR,
DOOR PROPPED OPEN.
MURMURING HAPPILY SHOUTS TO JUNIOR
THAT WILL KEEP
NOT TO LEAVE DOOR
FLIES OUT
OPEN AGAIN, AND
SHUTS IT
Noe Goode
Expressions like ‘‘Moderne” and
'‘Shoppe”
Cause me to squirm and to hoppe;
For some day our lives
Will be cursed on night drives
By signs flashing *‘Goe”
and
‘‘Stoppe.”
(
JUNIOR IMMEDIATE­
LY OPENS IT A-
6AIN ID SAY HE
DIDN’T LEAVE
IT OPEN
SETS JUNIOR OUT OF
DOORS AGAIN AND
TO BE ON SAFE
SIDE HOOKS DOOR
SHUT
Twin Beds Unnecessary
"Twin beds are all very well,”
said the blushing bride to the sales­
man in the furniture department,
‘‘but there is no use buying them
until we get the twins.”
Dirty Face
Office Boy—S’pose my face Is
dirty, what business is it of yours?
Ÿou aren’t my father.
Elevator Man—No, but I'm bring­
I
ing you up.
The Only Girl
Carol—I am sure there are many
girls who could make you happier
than I could.
Jim—That's just the difficulty;
they could but they won't
WIFE IMMEDIATELY
DOOR STAYS OPEN
CALLS TO BE LET IN,
WHILE RUGS ARE
SHE HAVING PROPPED CARRIED IN,WHILE
POOR OPEN WHILE
SHE TALKS TO MRS.
TAKING RUGS OUT
GRIMBLE.AND WHILE
TOSWEEP IN YARD
SHE GETS
GETs JUNIOR
________
IN FOR SUPPER
DÔOR ALSO STAYS
OPEN WHILE JUN­
IOR SETS HIS
WAGON IN
SITS ON PORCH BROOD­
ING ON FUTILITY OF
SCREEN DOORS,HOTIC-
ING AFTER AWHILE
THAT HE FAILED TO
LATCH IT ANO FLIES .
ARE POURING IN
Value Received
Friend—What did you realize on
your investment?
Stock Exchange Victim—What a
fool I was.