Friday, Feb. 21, 1941
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
Paqe 7
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
NURSERY STOCK
100.000 fruit and nut trees.
TOO
varieties
Free
40
page catalog.
Rones, flowering, shade trees, etc.
Tualatin Valley Nurseries, Hherwood.
Oregon.
STOCK FOR SALE
BIG TOP
ABERDEEN-ANGUS BULLS AMD
COWH.
J. A. Heel lard, Chehalis.
Washington.
By ED WHEELAN
OPPORTUNITY
Crow Mushrooms, cellar or shod.
We
buy. Guaranteed Market. Free Book.
Bona Fide Mushroom Co., Dept-A.
4944 Foster, Portland.
OLD GOLD
8EI.G your old Jewelry and dental
gold direct to oldest and largest re­
finery In Northwest. You will profit
Hpt.y»r Hmelting & Refining Co.. Î1»
Medical-Dental Bldg. Seattle. Wash*
ington.
LALA PALOOZA
By RUBE GOLDBERG
A Stooge for a One-Man Band
same expert care used when
QUINTUPLETS
CATCH COLD
At the first sign of • chest cold—the
Quintuplets’ throats and chest« are
rubbed with Children*» Mild Musterole
—a product made to promptly relieve
the DISTRESS of children’s colds and
resulting bronchial and croupy coughs.
Belief usually comes quickly because
Musterole is MORE than an ordinary
“salve.” It helps break up local con*
restion. As Musterole is used on the
Quints you may be sure you are using
just about the BEST product made.
Also in Regular and Extra Strength for
those preferring a stronger product.
By C. M. PAYNE
Courage and Faith
There is a courage which is
only another name for faith. Many
a battle is lost before the soldier
leaves his tent. The first step to
victory is to believe that the battle
need not be lost at all.—Hugh
Black.
INDIGESTION
assy sleet the Heart
G«i trappMI la the guxnach or gultot may act Ilk» a
hair trigger un the heart. At the first sign of diiLreaa
•mart men aod women depend on B«U ana TabUta to
Mt gag free No laxative but made of the fiKot
acting medicinej krxwrr. for acid tndlgevtton. If the
riBST DOSE dueWt prove 1^11-an» bettor, return
bottte to m and «ton IMACBUB Money BadL 39a.
Join in Hand
rhen join in hand, brave Ameri­
cans all!
By uniting we stand, by dividing
we fall.
—John Dickinson.
/MIDDLE-AGES
WOMEN [£S]
HEED THIS ADVICEII
Thousands of women
are helped to go smil­
ing thru d is tress pecul­
iar to women—caused
by this period in life—
with Lydia B. Pink­
ham's Vegetable Coru­
na pound — famous for
years. Pinkham's Compound
—made especially for women — has
helped tliousands to relieve such
weak, nervous feelings due to this
^^unctlonaJ^dUturbance^TryMlt^^^
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP—Food for the Sergeant Major
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FIRE EATER ?
Our Best Teachers
Instruction does not prevent
waste of time or mistakes; and
mistakes themselves are often the
best teachers of all.—Froude.
Watch Your
Kidneys/
Help Them Cleans« the Blood
of Harmful Body Waste
Tour kidneys are constantly filtering
waste matter from the blood stream. But
kidneys sometimes lsg in their work—do
not act as Nature intended—tall to re­
mov. impurities that. It retained, may
Cison th. .ystem and upset the whois
dy machinery.
Symptoms may be nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dinissss,
getting up nights, swelling, puffin —
under ths eyes—a feeling of nervous
sniiety and loos of pep and strength.
Other signs of kidney or bladder dis­
order are sometimes burning, scanty or
too frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
treatment is wiser than neglect. Use
Doan’e Pills. Doan's have been winning
new friends for more than forty years.
They have a nation-wide reputation.
Are recommended by grateful people the
country over. Ask your neighbor/
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NUMBER,
PLEASE
STARTS LOOKING
UP BILL WIMPLE’S
NUMBER
AFTER A GOOD DEAL
OF PAGE TURNING
FINDS RIGHT PLACE
AND RUNS FINGER
DOWN COLUMN
GETS TO BOTTOM OF COL­
UMN AND TURNS PAGE.
GOES ON RUNNING
FINGER DOWN COLUMNS
UNTIL HE FINDS ME TURNED
TWO PAGES AT ONCE
TURNS BACK TO RI6NT
PAGE AND FINDS
BILL WIMPLES NAME
BUT CAN'T BE SURE
OP NUMBER BECAUSE
PRINT IS SO FINE
D oan spills
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OPEN ON KNEE ANO
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DIRECTORY SLIDING
DOWN BETWEEN
KNEES
SOME LITTLE TIME
LATER FINDS THE
RIGHT PA6E A-
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LOCATES THE NUMBER
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PEAT.N6 IT, 10 IM­
PRESS IT ON HIS
MIND
TAKES UP TELEPHONE,
WIFE,WHO IS ADDIN6
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• Read the advertisements.
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•id for business. They form
an educational system which
is making Americans the best-
educated buyers in the world.
Th« advertisements ar« part H
of an economic system which 11
to giving Americans more I
for
their money every day.
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