Friday. Feb. 7, 1941 SOUTHERN OREGON MINER Page 2 GENERAL HOUSEHOLD /S QUESTIONS HUGH S. JOHNSON Wa: hington. 1». C. DRAFT EFFICIENCY A quick glance at the selective service administration's record to date indicates it is going forward efficiently and well and with general popular approval. When you stop to consider that what we are dealing with here is outright conscription supposed to be in direct conflict with our Anglo-American traditions of democracy and personal freedom, this condition speaks volumes for the excellence __ with which the job has been handled, This is a cause of understandable satisfaction to this writer, because the whole sys­ tem follows without many impor­ THE NEW BRAIN TRUSTER tant changes the plans and policies Tom Corcoran is famous for many worked out by trial and error dur­ things, one of them being his lack ing the World war. of punctuality. Always rushed with The biggest single causes of dis­ innumerable jobs, he got hours be­ satisfaction are army medical rejec­ hind with his engagements, and tions after draft boards' acceptance his favorite time for catching up and the lack of uniformity among with correspondence was Sunday the thousands of local boards in tak­ afternoon and night. ing or deferring married men. In Corcoran’s first born daughter ar- this respect the law leaves Mr. rived several days after the doctors Dykstra with less discretion than we had predicted, and the dynamic had. The fact of actual dependency The Red Cross ship. “Cold Harbor,” chartered from the United Slates braintruster took the delay very of wives and children rather than Lines, takes on supplies at Baltimore. Md.. for Spain and unoccupied hard. But not his beauteous wife. the fact of marriage is made the France. Her destination is Cadis, Spain. This will be the first relief Peggy. deciding circumstance. The ques­ She was calm and certain every­ tion of dependency is one of the rela-, shipment to those countries, which have requested aid. The ship will pass thing would be all right. After­ tive degree to which a family is through the blockade under arrangement with the British. wards a friend asked her why she dependent on its head. The law had been so confident I puts that up to the local boards and , “Oh,” smiled Peggy, “who ever not to the director. heard of a Corcoran being on time Where the wife and husband both for an appointment?” have jobs, is she “dependent”? • • • Where the wife and husband have LORD HALIFAX POSES ' ample income apart from his work, From the point of view of the is that dependency? Where the hus­ press. Lord Halifax has got off to band is a no-good bum who never a good start. took the trouble to support his fam­ After his talk with Hull, Halifax in- ily, should he escape service on the vited the press into the diplomatic ground that he is married? reception room, where with his one If the answer to such questions good arm (his left hand is missing) is left entirely to the local boards, he lit a cigarette and answered ques­ there is bound to be a very wide tions with a deep voice and a wan , difference in result, This created smile. the toughest problem in the World Oddity at this conference was the war draft also. It makes more presence of the German newsman, noise than the facts warrant. Then Kurt Sell, correspondent for the of­ there were 4 8 million married reg­ ficial Nazi news agency. D.N.B. Sell istrants. About 4,400.000, or 90 per busily took notes while Halifax was cent were deferred. Many of those saying. “When the history of this not deferred had no claim filed for war comes to be written, it will say them either by themselves or their that Hitler lost the war in June of wives. In hundreds of cases, a wife IMO.” would drag some worthless loafer in and demand that he be taken. In PERKINS VS. EVANS some of these'cases the demand was Agriculture department liberals, recanted on the ground that the Pickets outside the plant of the International Harvester company. In led by Milo Perkins, aggressive chief threat of service had made a per­ Chicago, where a strike of C.I.O. workers affected some 6,000 workers of of the surplus marketing administra­ fect husband. the tractor works, and tied up United States orders for defrnse materials. tion, have been gunning for Evans’ j The net result of that experience The demands made by the union were a minimum wage of 75 cents scalp ever since the European war was a gradual and continuous re­ an hour and compensation for army selectees. shut off cotton and wheat export ’ laxation of the rule in favor of not markets, thus aggravating the eco­ breaking up families wherever it nomic plight of small farmers who could be possibly and justly avoided make their entire livelihood from these crops. ‘LOOSE-END’ BILL Perkins wants to meet the loss of Two apparent absurdities attend foreign markets by less emphasis on the arguments for the Morgenthau "cash income”—the guide-rule of, “loose-end” bill, now being so hotly big, commercial farmers — and' debated. greater emphasis on the food stamp One is the insistence of certain plan for disposal of surpluses at sincere congressional advocates that home His group contends that small the bill does not surrender to the growers should be made more self- executive the constitutional safe­ sustaining by less crop control, and guards against dictatorship—the fa­ by more diversified farming for do­ mous congressional “power of the mestic consumption. purse.” Evans looks coldly upon any de­ In our own and English experi­ parture from the "cash income” ence, it is the strongest weapon of principle as rank heresy, and views democracy. Our Constitution gives the food stamp program as a de­ congress alone the power to declare terrent on farm prices, rather than war and to “raise and support a benefit to needy in the cities and armies.” To this latter highly im­ a way to dispose of surpluses on portant grant the Constitution at­ the farm. taches a condition, “but no appro­ That Perkins’ program stands priation of money to that use shall high in the favor of Wickard was be for a longer term than two shown when the latter publicly ad­ years.” vocated the policy, as soon as he Under the “loose-end” bill, the was sure he would remain as sec­ President is given authority to retary of agriculture. transfer to another nation any “de­ fense article” he desires. The words NEW AAA WAR “defense article” are defined to The Agricultural Adjustment ad- mean any conceivable military or ministration, has long rocked by naval resource which the United backstage rowing. This year’s is the! States owns or may hereafter ac- fourth since the AAA was created in quire, When this is attacked as a 1933. surrender by congress to the execu­ AAAdministrator Rudolph M. Ev­ tive of its power of the purse in ans plus certain aides have been war, the answer is made that the accused of being in opposition to bill appropriates no money and Secretary Claude Wickard's an­ hence, that congress, through its nounced policy of increasing federal power to appropriate, still controls aid to small, under-privileged farm­ action under the bilL Earnestness, sincerity and patriotism are revealed in these candid ers and tenants. Right off the bat, it is apparent camera “shots" of four national figures as they testified on the “lease- Evans has never enthused over, that as to the many billions of dol­ I lend” bill. They are: upper left. J. P. Kennedy, retiring ambassador such a program. He has consistent­ lars worth of military and naval to Britain. Lower Jeft: Hugh Johnson, columnist. Upper right, Norman ly preached that the way to achieve equipment that this country now Thomas, socialist leader, and William Knudsen, defense production chief. higher commodity prices was has, the answer simply is not true. through government loans and AAA The bill gives the President author­ benefit payments—a system that has ity to transfer it with no further ap­ netted handsome dividends to large propriation whatever. commercial farm operators Neither is it necessarily true as to reduced few mortgages for the lit- gifts of new equipment. It is true, tie fellow. under the bill, that before he could, Before Evans, there were the ex- for example, order a new battleship p.'osive George Peek, first AAA boss, built, expressly announced as a gift who departed in 1934; Chester Da­ to China, be would have to go to vis, who rowed with Wallace; and! congress for authority. But there Howard R. Tolley, Evans’ immedi­ is a loophole that is as broad as a ate predecessor, who was shifted to barn door. In this crisis, congress the bureau of agricultural econom­ has refused no appropriation to ics. All were "liquidated” follow­ build armament for the United ing bitter policy rows over this same States and it is as sure as sunrise issue. that it will refuse none in the future. But, if this bill is passed, not a MERRY-GO-ROUND nickel can be spent on armament Among the habiliments Jack Gar­ by this government, which would not ner packed up when he left Wash­ automatically fall under the pro­ ington was a suit of evening clothes. posed grant of presidential power, to “What use will you have for those transfer that armament to another fancy duds in Texas’” a friend country as soon as it is finished or asked. “Oh,” replied Garner, "we even before. He doesn’t have to go still have weddings and funerals back to congress for appropriations there.” before he can transfer American The Capital Times, Madison, Wis., equipment and resources. There is no let-down in Britain’s preparations to meet Invasion, if, official daily of the LaFollette Pro­ It is an even more complete sur­ gressive party, and once a staunch render of the power of the purse 1» and when, it comes. Every hour defense works about the coast of Britain supporter of Senator Wheeler, is now favor of other nations than would are being more and more strengthened. This photo, taken somewhere blasting his position on the lend- even be openly requested by a Pres­ In England, shows gun crews checking and storing a new supply of am­ munition for the 9.2 “watchdog’* In the background. ident in favor of the United States. lease bill. If milk bulls over on the stove, sprinkle the spot with salt. This will ut once remove the disagree­ able odor. • • • An old piece uf velvet makes un Ideul polishing cloth for silver or furniture. Washington. D. C. WILLKIE AROUSES G.O.P.CH1EF8 While Wendell Willkie made front page news in London favoring the lend-lease armament bill, a group of potent midwestern Republican leaders met to discuss what to do about him. That most of the G O P chiefs are hot under the collar because their erstwhile standard-bearer is behind the Roosevelt measure is putting it mildly. They are so sore they could bite nails. He put the Republican party on the spot on this highly charged issue—the last thing the boys wanted to happen. • • • Strike ‘Army’ Patrols Defense Plant • V • Rations for the Channel ‘Watchdogs’ ooo Parsley washed with hot wnter keeps its flavor better und is •as­ ter to chop. 0 0 0 Baking powder biscuits nnd cookies rise better uud brown more evenly on baking sheets thun they do in puns. • • Keep cheese in n well-covered dish or it Will become dry und tustelcss. e • • Steamed leftover fruit cake served with a lemon sauce mukea a delicious dessert. This soundpholo «hows Alexantlcr- hos Korisis, governor of the Nation­ al Bank of Greece, named by King George II of Greece ns successor to George Metaxas. Greek premier, who died suddenly. There will be uo changes In cabinet or war policy. Gerard Testifies Rise to Fall As the blessings of health and fortune have u beginning, so they must also find an end. 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