SOUTHERN OREGON MINER Friday, Jan. 3, 1941 Page 7 I I THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE~|! LASSIFIED EQUIPMENT 1 Clean Comics That W ill Amuse Both Old and Young I g Real Bargains T-2# tractor logging guard. One model WM, reconditioned. 11-yd. Tourneau scraper, good ineohan- iy FRED M. VILES CO. By ED WHEELAN HOW LET U6 LEAVE CLOWN ALLEY A h D JUMP BACK TO’RtD’ANO'WHISKERS IH THE MENAGERIE TENT- A MOMENT later ? T / actin ' awful * unny / LATELYSOMETHIN'S1 / . WRONGVIMISKERS "/ Spokane, OH. ME DlP.DlD HB ?!! V/ELL, I LL Set ABOUT THAT!! NOW get out of here THAT MUTT - QUICK » GEE.I MCHPER WHY ALTA P ulled up her suwe . 30 FAR T SHE'S BEEN / nrv. 337a >07 uco»D Wash. FOR SALE Come Get It. Goins East. Well eat Grocery A Meat Market. Fine stock— good Blds. & Ice plant. All goeo—• S4H50. Less for all cash. Ed Hpungln. Brownsville, Oregon L isten , mister \ SPECIAL SILK’ FOWLER.-^) FANCY pigeons, rabbits and Buff Or­ pington breeding cockerels. O. I. Scoffins. Tigard, Or. Phone Tigard <>-R . DENTAL PLATE REPAIR D r . H arry S emlir , BUMI HOC aær tk' * WE HIDE v BEHIND THIS TREE AN’ LAY LOW FOR A WHILE Dentisi A MCXSISON • FOSTI ANO osi By RUBE GOLDBERG LAL A PALOOZA A Double Knockout I’LL GIVE DIANNE A PIECE OF MY MIND . * I wouldn’t marry you if you were the last man on earth. He—I should say not I could have mv choice then. IMAGINE ME STOOPING TO SUCH VULGAR INTRIGUE - WITH. ALL MY DOUGHNUTS’ Jlsk Me Jlnother £ 0 A General Quiz The Queationa By C. M. PAYNE S’MATTER POP—Soldiers Think of the Oddest Schemes 1. What was the first bird sent by Noah from the ark? 2. To what American measure is 1,609.3 meters equivalent? 3. When was the Monroe Doc­ trine proclaimed? 4. What is the hiemal season? 5. Which of the United States has the Farallon islands just off its coast? 6. What does the name Stalin mean? Molotoff? 7. Where is the deepest hole in the world? 8. Cambria is the Latin and poetic name for what country? The A naw era MESCAL IKE The raven (Gen. 8:7). 5,280 feet, or one mile. In 1823. 4. Winter. 5. California. 6. The name Stalin means steeL Molotoff, hammer. 7. The deepest hole is said to be an oil well of the Continental Oil company in the San Joaquin valley near Wasco, Calif., nearly three miles deep. 8. Wales. By S. L HUNTLEY Relief At Last For Your Cough Creomulslon relieves promptly be­ cause It goes right to the seat of the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm, and aid nature to soothe and heal raw, tender, in­ flamed bronchial mucous mem­ branes. Tell your druggist to sell you • bottle of Creomulslon with the un­ derstanding you must like the way it quickly allays the cough or you are to have your money back. By J. MILLAR WATT ’OP—Consistent HE CAME IN i thirteenth ! CREOMULSION for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis Good Husbandry Be a good husband and you will get a penny to spend, a penny to lend and a penny for a friend. Backache May Warn of Disordered Kidney Action Modern life with Its harry and worry; Irregular habits. Improper eating and drinking—its risk of exposure and infoo- tion—throws heavy strain on the work of the kidneys. They are apt to become over-taxed and fail to filter excess acid and other impurities from the life-giving blood. You may suffer nagging backache, headache, diuinesa, getting up nights, log pains, swelling—feel constancy tired, nervous, all worn out. Other signs of kidney or bladder disorder are some­ times burning, scanty or too frequent urination. Try Doan’s Pills. Doan’s help the kidneys to pass off harmful excess body wests. They have had more than half • century of public approval. Are recom­ mended by grateful users every when. Ask your jmjAhorf SUBURBAN HEIGHTS D oans P ills WNU—13 TO ORDER RUMORS HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE NIGHT THE PERLEYS HAD TO GIVE UP GOING TO THE LECTURE THE WOMAN'S CLUB WAS SPONSORING,BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET THEIR CAR OUT ON ACCOUNT OF ANOTHER CAR BLOCKING THEIR DR’VEWAY, THAT FRED PERLEY HAD BEEN SEEN PUSHIN6 THE STRANGER’S CAR ACROSS THE DRIVEWAY HIMSELF • Advertixing creates new wealth by showing people new and better ways of living, and as i t creates new wealth it con­ tributes to the prosperity of everyone touched by the flow of money which is set up. In this way, don’t vou see, advertising is a social force which is working in the interest of every one of ns every day of the year, bringing us new wealth to use and enjoy.