Friday, Nov. 15, 1940 » SOUTHERN OREGON MINER THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE] Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young |i BIG TOP By ED WHEELAN HOUSEHOLD QUESTIONS To keep muslia curtains evea when laundering them, put two curtains together and iron as one curtain. • • To shorten the baking time for apple pie 20 minutes, first cook the apples five minutes in a small quantity of water, then cool them and proceed as usual. • • • Hang small household articles, used frequently, on screw-eyes placed on inside of hall or bath­ room cabinet or closet. They are then out of sight but within easy reach. • • • LALA PALOOZA —Vincent Earns an Introduction By RUBE GOLDBERG To cook dried prunes, wash them well, cover with four inches of cold water and let soak over night. Simmer very slowly for ona hour. • • • Use the rinsing water from milk bottles to water house plants. This water will make them healthy. • • • Cottage or cream cheese mois­ tened with orange juice makes a delicious filling for peach or pear salads. Try FASTACTION Relief forFains of COLDS / 3 simple steps begin amazing relief in a jiffy 1. To relieve heedache, body discomfort end ache*, take Z Bayer Aspirin Tablets end dnnk a glass ct water. Repeat in 2 hours. By C. M. PAYNE S’MATTER POP—Boom! Out of a Clear Sky! \AMADDA MEAN.YA CSOT r3OMf3ED 2. For we throetfrom IW cold, dissolve 3 Bsyei Aspirin Tablets in W Class of water and gargle. 3. Check temperature. I t you have a fever and temperature not to down — call your doctor« Just be sure you get genuine fast- acting BAYER Aspirin. MESCAL IKE Time Out! By S.L HUNTLEY At the first sign of a cold, follow the directions in the pictures above— the simplest and among the most effective methods of relief known to modern science. So quickly does Bayer Aspirin "take hold" of painful cold symp­ toms, welcome relief you can really feel often starts in a short time. It’s amazing how fast it works. Try this way. You will say it is unequalled. But be sure you get the fast-acting Bhyer product you want. Ask for Bayer Aspirin by the full name when you buy. GENUINE EAYER ASPIRIN Suffer for Others Alas! we see that the small have always suffered for the follies of the great.—La Fontaine. By J. MILLAR WATT POP—Easy Lesson No. 1 No child can be sure to escape BOWEL WORMS BOOMERANG A man on trial for his life was being examined by a group of scien­ tists. Suddenly one doctor Jumped up and shouted at him: "Quick, how many feet has a cen­ tipede?" The man came back in a dry, dry voice: "Gad, is that all you have to wor­ ry about?” Art Discouragement "Do cowboys ever come to Crim­ son Gulch?” "No," said Cactus Joe. "They’ve got kind o’ bashful. They don’t feel able to compete in eloquence and grace with the kind of cowboys we’re showin’ at our motion picture theater.” ¿ Ain’t It Wonderful? Old Bach—I've found something to live for, something to fill my life, something to occupy every waking moment. Miss Sweet—Yes, I know—bridge. It is a fascinating game. THE SPORTING THING A rmstrong Maybe you don't realize how easy It Is to become infected with round worms! Your chiki may "catch" the infection from other children, from a doc. from uncooked vege­ tables. from infested water. So. watch out for these warning signals: Uneasy stomach. Fidgeting and miuinning Itchy nose and other parts. Finicky appe­ tite. Biting nails. And if you even suspect that your child has round worms, start using JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE st once/ JAYNE’S VERMIFUGE is the best known worm-ezi>ellant in America. It baa been used by millions for over a century. JAYNE’S VERMIFUGE has the abil­ ity to drive out large round worms, yet it tastes good and acts gently. It does not contain santonin. If there are no worms it works merely as a mild laxative Ask for JAYNE’S VER-MI-FUGE at any drug store. FREE: Valuable medical book. ’ Worms Living Inside You." Write to Dept. M-4. Dr. D. Jayne* Son. 2 Vine St.. Philadelphia. WNU—13 4«—40 Love of Fame The love of fame is the last weakness which even the wise re­ sign.—Tacitus. Miserable with backache? VV/HEN kidneys function badly «nd W you suffer « nagging backache, with dizziness, burning, scanty or too frequent urination and getting up st night; when you feel tired, nervous, air upset... use Doan's Pills. Doan's are especially for poorly working kidneys. Millions of boxes are used every year. They are recom­ mended the country over. Ask your neighbor! DOANS PILIS