SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
Friday, Nov. 8, 1940
Page 7
It Must Re Admitted That
Clerk Had No Snap of Job
Fun for the Whole Family
By ED WHEELAN
BIG TOP
The theatrical agent’s new clerk
entered the private room and said,
“There's a lady waiting to see
you, sir.’’
“Is she good-looking?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Show her in.”
Ten minutes later the clerk was
summoned.
“Well,” said the agent, gruffly,
“you’re a nice judge of beauty, I
must say.”
“Ah, but I had to be careful,
sir. I’ve got to look after my job.
For all I knew, she might have
been your wife.”
“Yes,” said the agent, acidly,
“she was.”
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
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Follow these 3 steps as pictured
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP—Pop Misinterprets Small Arms Firing
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you want Ask for Bayer
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Desired Power
Grant me the power to say
things too simple and too sweet
for words.
YOUR EYES TELL
how you
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potion la tellint on your Inca. In your eyes.
Then try Garfield Tea. the mild, pleasant,
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GARFIELD TEA
For
POP—Unnecessary Digging
By J. MILLAR WATT
Prompt
Relief
opiates or quinine1
GARFIELD
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10c 25c
See doctor it hea<
persist
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—Sir P. Sidney.
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TRUTH
By (¡LUY AS WILLIAMS
WILLING SPIRIT
THERE’S A POSSIBILITY
THE SPORTING THING
Barber—You are getting bald, sir
Do you know what is causing it?
Fcddup—I don't know, but I sus­
pect that my hair falling out has
something to do with it.
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here did that cruel boy hit you?
Little Boy—Boo, hoo!
We was
havin’ a naval battle and he tor­
pedoed me in the engine room.
D oan spills
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Harold—Were you ever bothered
with athlete's foot?
Edgar—Yeah, once when the foot­
ball player caught me out with his
girl friend.—Philadelphia Bulletin.
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