Friday, October 18, 1940
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
HOTEL ASSEMBLY
NINTH A MADISON, 8EATTUI
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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LALA PALUUZA —This Can’t Be Second Childhood
By RUBE GOLDBERG
Smart Child
"Has my boy,” wrote the proud
parent to the schoolmaster, “a nat
ural bent in any direction?”
"He has,” replied the schoolmas
ter. “He gives every indication of
being an industrial magnate some
day. He gets the other boys to do
all his work for him.”
Professionals
A widower was to be married for
the third time, and his bride bad
been married once before.
The
groom-elect wrote across the bottom
of the invitation to a friend:
“Be sure to come. This is no
amateur performance.”
I Guess So
The teacher was examining a pa
per presented by a primary student
"And where is the dot over the i,
Mary?” she inquired.
"That’s funny,” replied the child.
"I guess it must be in the pencil
S’M ATTER POP
How Do You Do It?
By C. M. PAYNE
That’s No Lie
First Veteran—I see a lot of guys
are getting married so they won’t
have to go to war.
Second Veteran—Chumps!
War
may be bad—but it ain’t that badl
Relief At Last
ForYourCough
They Could at Least Be Men Aboutit
Creomulsion relieves promptly be
cause it goes right to the seat of the
trouble to help loosen and expel
germ laden phlegm, and aM nature
to soothe and heal raw, tender, in
flamed bronchial mucous mem
branes. Tell your druggist to sell you
a bottle of Creomulsion with the un
derstanding you must like the way it
quickly allays the cough or you are
to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
Little Learning
“A little learning is a dangerous
thing;” but the danger is not in
the learning, but in the littleness.
Get more! Get more! So only
can you be safe.—Phillips Brooks.
DON’T BE BOSSED
BY YOUR LAXATIVE-REUEVE
CONSTIPATION THIS MODERN WAY
POP— Fashion Makes the Man
By J. MILLAR WATT
O When you feel gaszy, headachy, logy
duo to clogged-up bowels, do ■■ million»
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helping you start the day full of your
normal energy and pep, feeling like a
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your night's rest or interfere with work the
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FEEN-A-MINT Toi
Learn to Stoop
Where you cannot climb over
you must creep under.
WHY SUFFER Fanctkraal
FEMALE
COMPLAINTS
GOOD REASON
The sergeant was asking
recruits why walnut was used
the butt of a rifle.
"Because it has more resistance,
volunteered one man.
"Wrong!”
“Because It is more elastic.”
“Wrong!”
“Perhaps it’s because it looks
nicer than any other kind,” volun
teered another, timidly.
"Don’t be an ass,” snapped the
sergeant, "Simply because it was
laid down in Regulations."
THE SPORTING THING XiAiSovc
All the Traffic
Would Bear'
t There was a time in America
when there were no set prices.
Each merchant charged what
he thought “the traffic would
bear.” Advertising came to
the rescue of the consumer.
It led the way to the estab
lished prices you pay when
you buy anything today.
A Genius
Marget—Hang it, man! If your
car has been stolen, why don’t you
communicate with the police?
Target—I’m not worrying about
the par. I’m wondering how they
got the thing to go!
It Smells
Editor—This isn’t poetry, my dear
man. It’s nothing but an escape of
gas!
Hopeful Poet—Something wrong
with the meter?
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