Page 2 SOUTHERN OREGON MINER G eneral Friday, Sept. 6, 1940 Shain Battles Give Boys Strenuous Workout HUGH S. Pretty Flowers Fill Crocheted Baskets $ JOHNSON WASHINGTON Mr. Hitler hasn’t 1 liquidated England, but be has pret­ ty well disposed of the predictions i of military “experts** as to what turn the war will take and how soon , this or that campaign will start or finish. It is not Hitler alone who has i made this war-casting business dan­ gerous. It is also the almost com- I plete lack of dependable facts and the puzzling conflict of rival war bulletins from London and Berlin. Making a prediction carries even more hazards than sports writers' dilemmas on the outcome of an evenly matched football game or a prizefight There are no hotter spots. This column has had fair luck in this dangerous military field of crys­ tal gazing. For a special reason, it is going to shoot the works on an­ Patirrn No. 66N1. other guess with all fingers crossed, and the desk piled high with rabbits' L'lXJWEHS in simplest stitchcry feet. t-.r.ilv > I ■>< lu ted blis- Below is shown an infantry group of 400 West Point cadets marching on the new Storm-King by pass, for a e fill Mr. Hitler is not going to dispose ket edgings. Take your pick of week of sham battles in the Orange county hills. New York. Fifteen hundred cadets with anti-tank guns and of England this year. He probably is not even going to try a lightning­ cavalry scout cars, simulsting tank cars, participated in the sham battles. Upper right: West Point esdets pillow cases, towels or scarfs. war invasion by land or. if he does, man the guns in a combat car during maneuvers. The combat car is equipped with 5»-ealibre machine guns and two guns of 30 calibre. Upper left: A well camouflaged scout car of the Twrnty-lirst Reconnaissance com­ Puttcrn 6681 contains a transfer it will not succeed. pany of New York city Is shown near the road in the vicinity of Pyrites, New York, scanning sky and road pattern of 12 motifs ranging from As Napoleon did, when he stood 5 by IS to 2 by 4 inches; chart for invading “Black** forces marching down the St. Lawrence valley on the channel just before Auster­ and directions for crochet; illus* litz, he may suddenly shift the war trations of stitches; materials to the south and smash Gibraltar needed. Send order to: and the Suez or something else un­ pleasant to the British empire, but I have a strong hunch that the rec­ Sewing Cirri« Needlecraft Dept. ord of 874 years since William the U KlghlS Av«. Naw York Conqueror is not going to be broken Encloa« IS c«nt« In coins tor Pat­ now by whatever name Hitler will tern No.................. take in history. Nam« ........... ............................................ It is more than a hunch. To risk Address ................................................. an army across the great wet ditch of the channel, the Nazis must have clear command both of the air and those narrow seas and beach heads for a considerable distance inshore. JOIN THE ARMY With the biggest ballyhoo in 25 The channel itself might be cleared years, the war department is en­ by fixed shore batteries that would A General Quix treating young men to join the army. keep naval vessels at a distance, but British counter-batteries could By bil’boards, radio, movies, every make landings in force difficult if conceivable publicity device, even The Queattona not impossible, unless the back coun- ' including paper matches, the depart­ try is completely dominated from 1. Why is Colorado called the ment is spending $28 a head to get the air. Centennial state? recruits for the fighting forces. It isn’t I don’t know why the 2. To what type of road did a And this will continue, regardless Germans, with their supposed over­ Scotch engineer give his name! of the new conscription measure. whelming air superiority, didn't use 3. What two great Oriental cities This recruiting is for the regular it to reduce British air-power to im- were founded by the British? army, to bring it up to a strength of potency—since any quick decision 4. What is the most widely used 375,000. Conscription, on the other depended mostly on that They word in the world? hand, aims to get roughly a million didn't Doubtless the reasons were 5. What is the line that follows men for a one-year training period, good. Most of their reasons have "Lives of all great men remind to form a trained reserve. been good. I'm not guessing about us”? The publicity drive is getting re­ that I'm only guessing that in view 6. What is the name given to th« sults. It yielded 23,444 in June, a of the rapidly advancing season of present royal house of Italy? new record for peacetime. The July fogs and rough weather and all the 7. Which of the United States figure surpassed the June figure, and other considerations I have men­ has the greatest water area, Cali­ August, in turn, surpassed July. tioned. Mr. Hitler is going to eat Left: Marshall Field, chairman of the committee for the care of European children, grls acquainted with fornia, Minnesota, or Michigan? The cost of $28 a head for enlist­ no meals in London, this year. The A newer» Gwendolyn Kell. 6, of London, and Geoffrey A. Newbold, 6, of Middlesex, as the children arrive on the Samaria. ments is low compared with other There are other guesses—maybe 1. It was admitted into the Union years. In 1930, the department paid better ones. One is that he actually Homes are available for them, and according to all indications, they were happy because of the hospitality $56 for each recruit; in 1931, the j prefers the fogs as a sort of natural extended to them. Right: Bunks were at a premium, and at times during the voyage some of the Ilk refugee In 1876, the Centennial year. 2. Macadam. figure was $66 Today recruiting is I smoke-screen for attack. Another children from Great Britain slept in lifeboats. Clyde and Trevor Davies (shown) are so doing. They were 3. Hongkong and Singapore. on a "mass production" basis, also ; is that with most of Europe in his sent to a home in Boston. 4. "Amen” is believed to be the a lot of the publicity is obtained | clutch, he is prepared to offer the most widely used word, being em­ free of cost ■ British empire a peace so firmly ployed by 1,000,000,000 Christians, For instance, express trucks, rail­ ’ buttressed and asking so little of Jews and Mohammedans. roads and chain stores are carrying Britain that she can't refuse. I just 5. "We can make our lives sub­ posters free of charge, while 350 I ' don’t happen to trail along with lime." trade associations are making a those guesses. 6. Savoy. gratis display of preparedness slo­ I didn't make my own guess for 7. Minnesota. gans. Radio stations are donating the chance of being right at the risk free time for transcribed “join the of being wholly wrong. I made them army” programs, and 15,000 bill- because I know the barometic char­ boards are pasted with recruiting acter of our public opinion A good posters at half price. deal of our almost panic urge to Most novel device is the mobile prepare is due to our being told that recruiting station, a truck and trail­ out national life depends on the Brit­ er specially designed to carry a re­ ish navy; that it is in immediate cruiting sergeant and staff about the danger of being lost, scuttled or Do you dread tho«e "trying years'* (M te 42>T Ar» you g»ttlng moody. cranky and countryside, park in the town transferred to Hitler; and. above NKRVOUBT Da you l«ar hoi kasha«. wak­ square, and sign up youngsters for all, the monstrous absurdity that the ening dluy spells? Ar» you I m I ous of atte»- Uou other women g»tf THEN LISTEN — the army. Twenty-seven mobile Atlantic ocean is no longer an ob­ Than» symploma often r saull from fernato “stations" are built or building, two stacle. functional dlsordera. So «tart today and lab« famous Lydia E. Hak ham's Vegetable Coat- I don ’ t agree with these extreme or three for each corps area. pound. For over M y-ara Pinkham'« Cow­ views, but I do agree that our de ­ pound haa helped hundreds of thousands at Result is that voluntary enlist- grateful woman to go "smiling thru" difficult ments are proceeding at the rate of fenses are deplorably weak, that we da ya. 1‘lnkham'e has helped calm unstrung nervee and Inman annoying famala funo- about 8,000 a week, which should must get into a position to defend llonal "IrregularlUM." On» of the moN «/ee- ourselves with reliance on nobody mean that the regular army will on U m "woman'«'* tunica. Try Ul its quota of 375.000 men before snow else—and that we aren't doing it My fear is that, if the present flies Limited View popular pressure is greatly relieved, Who stays in the valley ne'er by a demonstration that Hitler can't GETTING TOGETHER sees over the hill. Bushy-browed John L. Lewis and hop even the British channel—mush Artist Jamrs Montgomery Flagg shrill-voiced William Green still are less the Atlantic ocean—we are like­ is shown beside the poster he has glowering at each other, but the ly to lapse Into a lethargy as dopey Just completed as a contribution to A. F. of L and C. I. O. members as our immediate past. the work of the “Wake Up, Amer­ of the Labor Advisory commit­ The whole of recent history should ica" committee, of which he is a tee, appointed by Defense Commis­ prove how silly and perhaps fatal The situation In the nation’s biggest peace-time army maneuvers is member. Alms of the committee are sioner Sidney Hillman are co-operat­ that could be. Let's keep on going explained to President Franklin D. Roosevelt by General Hugh Drum physical and moral preparedness ing with real harmony. regardless of the momentary fluctu­ May Warn of Disordered at Norwood, New York. The President, who is seated in Ms car, and the with mightier force, and the pres­ Kidney Action Their weekly Friday afternoon ations of the news from Europe’s general carefully go over a map of the terrain over which the maneuvers ervation of peace in the Western meetings with Hillman are like a war. Modern Ilf« with It« hurry «nd worry; were held. Hemisphere. • • • frreyular habit«. Improper eating and happy family. The labor chiefs ad­ drinking—Ila risk of saposuni and Infeo- REGISTER MEN NOW dress one another by first names tlon—throw« heavy «train on tha work of th« kldnay«. They ara apt to boeoma The basis of any successful sys ­ •nd lean over backward to iron out over-te«ed and fall to Alter eanaaa arid differences between their organ­ tem of equitable selection is the uni­ and olbar Impurllla« from tha life-giving blood. izations. Illustrative of the good feel­ versal registration and classification You may «offer nagging barkaehe, ing is their sly jesting about A. F. of our whole manpower into about headache, dlaaincM, getting up night«, leg paina, (welling—feel ronatantly seven groups in accordance with of L.-C. I. O. peace tired, nervoua, all worn out. Other algna of kidm-y or bladder disorder are aom«> At last Friday’s conference, R. J. their relative ability for military llmea burning, «canty or loo frequenS Thomas, head of the C. I. O. United training and service with the least urination. Try I loan'> Pillt. Doan'o help th« Auto Workers, happened to take a possible interference with desirable kidney« to paaa off harmful e«ceaa body seat on the A. F. of L. side of the domestic, educational, industrial and waste. They have had mor« than half a century of public approval. Are recom­ table. Wisecracked Dan Tracy, en­ agricultural relations. mended by grateful users everywhere. You can’t do anything intelligently ergetic A. F. of L. electrical work­ Ask your Mtgkbor/ and scientifically in the way of de ­ ers* chief, “Aha, pulling a little termining quotas, exemption and peace stuff on us, eh!” All th? laborites joined in the deferments or final selection until you have that information. laughter • • ♦ *To debate further steps before we MERRY-GO-ROUND have it is ignorant and futile. Friends of Henry Wallace think he I don’t know how long it will take may come back into the job as sec­ this fumbling, blundering generation retary of agriculture between elec­ to do that preliminary job. In 1917, tion day, November 5, and inaugu­ we did all that it requires in 90 ration day, January 20. This means days. I doubt if that record can be Claude Wickard would step down beaten or even approached. In any ADVERTISING is a great vigi­ again. event, that essential process if start­ lance committee, established ed now will overlap the election and In the senate conscription debate Sen. Alex Wiley, Wisconsin, isola- leave us infinitely better prepared Put through a test by its two inventors, William Hale and Durand Claude K. Wickard, who has been and maintained in your inter­ tionist, gave this thought: *'We to decide. Beam, this rifle fired 10,000 shots per minute—with absolutely no noise. nominated by President Roosevelt to The solution is easy. Quickly pass The rifle operates with compressed air. It reduced three-inch oak planks succeed Henry Wallace as secretary est, to see that the men who don't have to take any ideas from the Nazis. They may have their a simple bill authorizing the regis­ to kindling and turned airplane armor plate into steel mosquito netting. It of agriculture. A nomination by the aspire to sell to you will blitzkrieg, but we have our intuì- tration and classification of all men resembles a sub-machine gun, and when it starts firing the barrel gets President Is tantamount to appoint­ between 18 and 60. always be worthy of your trade; lion.** cooler instead of heating up. ment. WASHINGTON.-It is interesting to note the manner in which certain congressmen have consistently squelched attempts to investigate the state department’s co-operation with the British tin trust and certain U. S. business firms to prevent the United States from acquiring suf­ ficient supplies of tin. With Japan now able to seize the Dutch East Indies and the Malays, the United States may have her tin supply cut off in a few weeks' time. Yet up until recently, the state department played in with the British tin monopoly, did nothing about the situation. Now Sol Bloom, energetic chair­ man of the house foreign affairs committee, has introduced a resolu­ tion to investigate the tin situation. But he faces the vigorous opposi­ tion of Representatives Cochran of Missouri and Faddis of Pennsyl­ vania, both Democrats. Interesting fact is that Congress­ man Faddis comes from Pennsyl­ in vania's twenty-fifth district, which is located the Standard Tin Plate company, which is tied up with Continental Can and long has done business with the British monopoly. Also Representative Cochran comes from St. Louis, where the National Lead company operates the St Louis Smelting and Refining com­ pany. National Lead owns part of Patino Mines, which is the keystane of the British tin monopoly Until recently National Lead has lobbied against all efforts to establish tin smelters in the United States, thus making this country independent of the British tin trust. Child Refugees Met by Marshall Field Jlsk Me Jlnolher President Roosevelt at Maneuvers * To Arouse America ■ 9 • • Nadtfins Backache Fires 10,000 Shots a Minute, Silently Succeeds Wallace DOAN SPILLS VIGILANCE COMMITTEE *