Friday, August 9, 1940
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
Page 7
More of Marty and
Her Bag of Tricks
Fun for the Whole Family
BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
LALA PALOOZA —The Bird» Enjoy an Early Spring
By RUBE GOLDBERG
By RUTH WYETH SPEARS
I AST week Marty helped to talk
*J Grandmother out of her old
buffet. The Martindale family
were in a dither when she told
them that she was going to furnish
a combination guest and sewing
room with the mirror and two
legs of the old buffet; plus some
spools, a butter tub, unbleached
muslin, some old rags and other
odds and ends.
The rags were used for the hook
rug in this sketch of a comer of
that new guest and sewing room.
Directions for thç. rug and for
making the spool tables shown
here are both in Sewing Book 5.
The mirror was hung end-wise and
is marvelous for fitting dresses.
The muslin drapery was used to
cover thé irregular edge of the
mirror and makes just the right
background for the blue spool ta
bles. You can see in the sketch
how the lamps and stool were
made.
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Reveller Had Had Enough
To Do With the Stranger
But It Sounds Good
MESCAL IKE
The reveller came home with •
wicked-looking eye.
His wife was perturbed.
"Oh, dear!” she exclaimed.
"How did you get that awful eye?”
He sighed. “I was standing on a
street corner, minding my own
business, when a perfect stranger
walked up and clipped me right on
the eye.”
“That’s ridiculous,” frowned his
wife. "A perfect stranger walk
ing up and giving you a black
eye! Did you ask him why he
did it?”
The husband shook his head.
“Of course not,” he returned.
“Why should I butt into a stran
ger’s business?”
Merchants All
Everybody- lives by selling
something.—R. L. Stevenson.
By J. MILLAR WATT
Floored
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ILL!
LICE
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DASH IN FIATHfRS^'
OR SPREAD ON
ROOSTS
Napoleon Said:
The word impossible is not in
my dictionary.
r Tf 1U1 1
Today's popularity
of Daant PiUi, after
many years of world
wide use, rarely must
be accepted as evidence
of ittiif •ctory use.
And favorable public
iIMPL
opinion rapports that
of the able physicians
TOLD
who test the value of
Doan's under exactins
.
laboratory conditions.
These physicians, too, approve every word
of advertising you read, the objective of
which is only to recommend D mu ’ i Pillt
as a good diuretic treatment for disorder
of the kidney function and for relief of
the pam and worry it causes.
If more people were aware of how ths
kidneys must constantly remove waste
that cannot stay in the blood without in
jury to health, there would be better un
derstanding of why the whole body suffers
when kidneya lag, and diuretic medica
tion would be more often employed.
Burning, scanty or too frequent urina
tion sometimes warn of disturbed kidney
function. You may suffer nagging back
ache, persistent headache^ attacks of dir
tiness, getting up nights, swelling, puffi
ness under the eyes—feel weak, nervoua.
all played out
Use Doon's PiUt. It is better to rely on
• medicine that has won world wide ac
claim than on something less favorably
known. Xrh yotsr nrighberl
THE
L £
CAN T WAIT
A Scotchman was going on an ex
cursion to New York. He asked the
agent for a round trip ticket and
handed the agent a $10 bill.
"Change at Jersey City,” intoned
the agent
"No jokes now," said the Scotch
man, "I want my change right
away."
Monuments
Mrs. Brown—I admire Dr. Young
immensely. He is so persevering
in the face of difficulties that he al
ways reminds me of Patience sitting
on a monument.
Mr. Brown—Yes. But, what 1 am
becoming rather alarmed about is
the number of monuments sitting on
his patients.
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"C'mon—ret hot out there.”
Dentist Fodder
Mother—My son is very rough.
He’s always poking into things and
pulling things to pieces. I don’t
know what to do with him.
Friend—Why not make him a den
tist?
H
Y 1
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TEACHING A CHILD
VALUE OF PENNIES
A child of a wise mother will be
taught from early childhood to be
come a regular reader of the adver
tisements. In that way better perhaps
than in any other can the child be
taught the great value of pennies and
the permanent benefit which cornea
from making every penny count.
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