Just Two Weeks Left to Get Your Camera Free-See Page 7! pERHAPS 50 million Frenchmen * can't be wrong, but there must be about that many awful mud because might is right. 111 To the machine age nothing is sacred any more. Armies are sup- jwised to travel <>n their stom­ ach» but m>•> hanlz.ed unit» ¡lassing through Ashland this week were seated otherwise. 111 Claiming compulsory military training "will lead us closer to the European war," Senator Arthur Capper apparently believes that the only way to stay out of war is to be unable to put up a fight. 1 1 1 One oil company advertises gas olinc good for "traffic nerves'' yet most drivers agree there’s too much nerve behind the wheel as It is. 111 Many of us, when making OUI mark in the world, don’t even use IndaUNe pencil. 111 A Ixis Angeles mass slayer has br«sn given five life terms and it looks as thoagh, if he ever is to pay his debt to society, he'll have to put on extra help. 114 Earl H. Fehl, former Jacksun county crackpot, claims to have r«gained full sanity and his state­ ment Is corroborated by a Salem psychiatrist, who ought to have his head examined. 111 Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Charlie (Do Nothing) McNary has moved his acceptance »pecch up a day to Aug 27 indi­ cating. perhaps, he's almost made up his mind. 1 1 1 Tho "living room" for which Hitler has been fighting now is largely filled with graveyards. REGISTRATIONS HIT NEW PEAK Out of state auto registrations increased during the month of July, according to Chamber of Commerce Secretary W O. Hotel!, and exceeded recorded travel through here during the same month in 1939, according to unof­ ficial count. Registrations for the month Just ended totaled 4336 as compared to 4289 for the corresponding period a year ago, while during June, 1940, the local office checked in 4084 cars as comj>ared to, 4372 a year ago. Busiest single day during July reached a peak of 206 registrations July 1. Volume IX ASHLAND, OREGON, FRIDAY, AUGUST 2, 1940 Bovine Bans Temper Rears Its Ugly Head! EDUCATION’S SHAKESPEAREAN Berserk Barnum from Pasture FESTIVAL NEARS FUTURE TOPIC FINAL DETAILS OF SOCE TALKS \ V ITH Queen Elizabeth and her streamlined court on tour of the centra) and western part of the state this week, plana for the sixth annual Hhakespearean festi­ val here are drawing to a clow and arrangements to accomodate 1940 audiences are being stressed Queen Bess and the court left for cities along the Pacific route to Halem this week and are due back In Ashland Friday evening They are covering approximately 750 miles and are making stops in all principal communities enroute Thursday morning they appeared before Gov Charles A Sprague in the state house and their inter­ view was heard over K8LM Yes­ terday evening they held a half- hour broadcast over KO AC in Cor­ vallis and are coming back by way of the coast route. A second tour will be taken within a short time through north­ ern California, including Yreka, Shasta City, Weed and other com­ munities and will swing back to Ashland by way of Klamath Falla. Meanwhile. production heads have announced that a special press preview has been arranged for the newspaper fraternity of southern Oregon and northern Cal­ ifornia This will be held at 8:30 p. m. Tuesday, Aug. 6, in the civic Elizabethan theater and will bring scenes from all four plays to the stage Majority of the se­ quences will emphasize the com­ edy touches of Shakespeare as that phase is being stressed this season Dress rehearsals, started last week, are being continued under full lights, costumes and make-up. These sessions are restricted to »¡»on »wring members and special guests and are bringing wide­ spread applause from those «vb« have attended. Sponsoring membership tickets still are available in southern Ore­ gon Ashland's sales committee, headed by Mrs. H, M. Schilling, has reported fine results. Reserva­ tions for seats are available at the Shakespearean theater office on South Pioneer street Single admissions will be available after tomorrow, Opening the festival on Aug. 9 will be the "Merry Wives of Wind­ sor." On Saturday evening "Much Ado About Nothing" will be shown Complete schedule will be announced next week. (JHOO1NG a home from a k ¡»aature to »hoe it in a Imru drvrlo|»«*d Into <-on»lder- ahie of a tank for Frank Bar­ num the other day when he •et out to round up a home at the Fred Engle (Kincaid) ranch near A»hlnnd. Barnum _ his »ought out home In a field where »everal Je»rey milk cow» were pas­ tured and, without warning, one of the ordinarily docile bo»M-v» ¡»awed the clover, lowered her head and took out after Frank, who »bowed the bovine a clean pair of heel» and »et of hip ¡Hxkrt» vault­ in« over the fence. The cow, apparently enrage«! at hl» es­ cape, bushed Into a fence ¡x>«t for coaaoiation, broke It off, then ran through onr »Ide of a hay rack and out the other, wrecking It, and then »potted a mowing machine In the field, which »he attacked, but became entangled in the »eat and levers. There »he died within a minute. Barnum, «till gasping “So-o-o-o-o," investi­ gated cautlounly and discover­ ed the mad rnilk rnakrr had partaken of a polnon which come«i on second-growth clov­ er and had run l»emerk In her struggle with a galloping «hath du *’• Ji ¡B p THE WRATH of an Irate employer I» about to fall on the head of Dromlo In this scene from the play “Comedy of Error»” given In conjunction with the »ixth annual Shake»pearean Festival this month. Dick Schuchard ¡»ortrays the bellowing character Anti- ¡»holus of Ephesus, with Jimmie Baughman as the victim. (Photo by Bushnell Studio.) SOFTBALL SKED PILUSO, McSHAIN C OFC HEADS TO TO END TONIGHT WILL REOPEN OLD FEUD MONDAY AUDIT RECORDS OFCELEBRATIOH HOW THEY STAND Tnuu W. L. Pct. Pine Boz .... 5 0 1.000 Hilt ...... . .... . 3 1 .750 Dodgers ...... 3 2 • 600 Elks ........... 8 .600 2 Miner 1’rvM . 1 5 .250 Varsity .... .. . 1 4 .200 Talent .... .... . • 6 .000 A QUESTION which has been in minds at Ashland business men since the July 4 celebration will be answered by a complete The Elks tangle with the league­ financial report by Monday at the latest, according to Chamber of leading Pine Boxers tonight in an Commerce Pres C. M Litwiller effort to get themselves as near and the celebrations general chair­ the playoffs as possible. A win man, R I. Flaharty, who will as­ over the Millmen, which is badly semble an auditing committee of needed by the lodgemen, is not directors some time today for impossible since two of the Box­ examinaUon of accounts still un- ers' stars, Ardie Warren and Tiny Jones, are vacationing in • San settled. Although the celebration this Francisco. This necessitates a shift year, a three-day event, drew in the infield which might not many thousands to Ashland, It is stand up under strenuous fire. The Miners make a stab at unofficially believed that a deficit of a few hundred dollars will re­ things when they clash with the sult. The auditing committee will Hilt nine in the second game. A attempt to classify expenditures Printer win would throw the in such a way that money-losing league standings- into bedlam with enterprises will be identified. It Hilt, Dodgers and Elks tied for la unofficially reported that the, second place provided, of course, rodeo, wrestling matches and sev­ the Elks knock over Pine Box. eral other attractions showed a Schedule Revised Again profit. This year's celebration was the The often-changed schedule for first in many seasons that failed the final third of the city softball to more than pay Its way. mer­ league has undergone still further Mr. and Mrs. N. J. Nielsen, re­ chants last year receiving a 50 changes with the withdrawal of cent newcomers from South Iw- per cent refund of their underwrit­ the Talent Merchants for re main d» er of the season. Inability to get kota, found Ashland's climate and ing funds. a nine-man turnout was given as I>eople so friendly and inviting reason for the action by Manager VISITORS AT S-F FAIR they spent but one day deciding Among recent visitors at the Bert Simmons. Each team sched­ this was to be their new home, Although they had visited Cali- Golden Gate International expo- uled to meet Talent has been giv­ fomla on several occasions, the sion from Ashland were Mr and en a forfeit victory. The schedule, as it no Ar stands, Nielsens first saw Oregon two Mrs J. M. Crow and Emily Stan­ follows: weeks ago when they drove into nard. -------------------- •-------------------- Games Tonight Ashland, were impressed by the 8 P- m.—Elks vs. Pine Box. ROBERT L. HENSELL community and within 24 hours Funeral services for Robert L. had purchased the Fred 8chuer- P m.—Miner Press vs. Hilt. man grocery store at 145 East Hansell, 66, who died in Eureka Games Monday Main street The popular store July 29 were held at 2 p. m. 8 P- m.—Varsity vs. Hilt, rhursday _____________ at the Litwiller ______ Funeral has been closed this week while Thursday City playoffs to decide the sea- Hensel! ___ ” was _____ a ___ resident “_ * son's championship and right to the new owners have been rear­ home. Mr. “ ranging stock, marking down of the Valleyview district. represent Ashland in the district prices on most staples and making playoffs in Klamath Falls will be other preparations for opening HENRY SCHWEITZER held Tuesday and Wednesday eve­ Saturday morning, Aug. 3. Funeral services for Henry nings, Aug. 6 and 7. According to Mr. Nielsen, who Schweitzer who died last week with his wife were engaged in the were held at 10 a. m. July 29 at meat market business in Corsica, the Litwiller Funeral home with 8. D., they will operate the store the Rev. J. R. Turnbull officiat­ on a cash-and-carry basis and will ing. Interment was in Hargadine Inaugurate a policy of selling cemetery. ------------- •------------- Hop picking in Jackson and groceries at lowest possible price« FOUR SQUARE SERVICES "We believe Ashland people will Josephine county will start about Nightly services at 8 o'clock, Aug. 10 with a good crop in pros­ appreciate the savings which this plan will make available," said with the exception of Mondays, pect. Pickers are needed and Nielsen. are being held by the Four Square wages will be one and one-half "We like the folks here and church at the comer of Fourth cents a pound and 25 cents p hun­ we want to do all we can to help and B streets, according to Pas­ dred weight, according to word them like us," added Mrs. Nielsen, tors Rev. and Mrs. E. G. Skuttety. received here. who with her husband will oper­ Children’s church is held at 7 p. m. For season workers clean ac­ ate the downtown store, which Tuesdays and Thursdays. comodations are furnished with ------------- •------------- will be known as Nielsen's Cash free wood and water for families. and Carry grocery. • John Denton of Redmond vis­ Josephine county has a farm labor ------------ -•------------- ited here this week with friends. camp which la operated by the • Miss Maude Frazier of Las • Marshall Barber of Grants Pass government for families, with lo­ Vegas, Nev., visited last week-end was a visitor here Wednesday at cal people being given preference. at the home of Mr. and Mrs. C. O. the home of his parents, Mr. and Pickers may register In the city Presnail. Mrs W. M Barber hall In Ashland. South Dakotans Will Elks Rebuff Varsity Reopen Schuerman’s In 17-11 Run Spree Grocery on Saturday The Elks got off to a slow start but turned back the Varsity in the lone game Thursday night. Final tally, when the dust was ail cleared away, stood 17 to 11 tn favor of the lodge. The playing time of one hour and 35 minutes Just about set a longevity record for the season. The Varsity got off to a good start in their half of the first in­ ning but the BPOE tied it up in the fourth. In their half of the same canto Varsity again took command and the score see-sawed back and forth until the sixth, when the Elks forged ahead. As the lights were being turned out, Jimmie Bartclt, center field ball shagger, wax found lying In a ditch sound asleep. Score by Innings: R H ■ Elks ............. 110 535 2—17 17 4 Varsity ....... 510 212 0—11 7 8 Batteries: Elks Johnstone and Ausland to Haynes; Varsity— Mole and Bullion to Neal. ------------- •------------- IOWANS WILL PICNIC Former residents of Iowa will enjoy a picnic Sunday, Aug. 11. in upper picnic grounds of Lithia park. Coffee and cream will be furnished and al) Iowans are in­ vited, according to W. 8. Stennett of Ashland. r Al Iordan and Companion Are Invited to Be Guests of the Southern Oregon Miner To See Their Choice of • the Following Hop Pickers Will Be In Demand Aug. 10 SPIKE GREEN~Junior Forester Varsity Theater Programs: (Friday and Saturday) "HE MARRIED HIS WIFE" "SOUTH OF THE BORDER" (Sunday, Monday, Tuesday) "MARYLAND" • Please Call at The Miner Office for Your Guest Tickets j Number 31 L'RNIE PILU8O, the tough Ital- ■“ ian-American from Portland who defeated Dangerous Danny McShain on the Ashland July 4 wrestling card, will have a chance to repeat his accomplishment in the Medford armory Monday night when he will meet the former world's champion in the top main event. McShain hasn’t showered the Sonnenberg artist with brotherly love since losing the bout here and has vowed to settle the score. Mike Nazarian, who made his northwest debut in Medford last Monday, will take on popular George Wagner in the middle go. Nazarian doesn't care if his bat­ tles stay clean or go rough and tough, but he will be assured of a willing mixer in Wagner, regard­ less of how things go. Bob Cummings, from Great Falls, Mont., will return to the armory mat to clash with Otis Clingman in the opener. Cum­ mings is a young fellow who does his work along scientific lines, with which he has built himself a good reputation. Monday will see the last ladies' night of the present series. Each feminine fan accompanied by an adult paid admission will be ad­ mitted free of charge. ------------- •------------- Second Round Results Tennis Play Come In The second round of the all-city tennis tournament is rapidly being completed with all returns due to be reported at Provost's hardware tomorrow, Saturday. Results of second-round play, up to late Thursday afternoon, fol- low: Men’s Division Jean Eberhart over John Mur- phy. Gordon Miller over Ben Tanner. Boya* Division Bill Cooke over Dom mie Pro- vost. Bill Cate over Dick Finnell. Indien* Division Marilyn Christlieb ove* Jean Frideger. Charlotte Short over Ella Wat­ son. Joan Whitmore over Mary Ann Delsman. Mrs. J. Morgan Cook over Louise Logan Frances Aikins over Janet Bax­ ter. Girts' Division Marilee Erwin over Corinne Croft. Erlene Norberg over Betty Whittle. Dorothy Morris over Vayle Specht. rpHE Southern Oregon College of Education is holding an insti­ tute on professional relations here Thursday and Friday, Aug 1 and 2. The institute is sponsored and conducted by the Oregon State System of Higher Education in cooperation with the Oregon State Teachers association, the state de­ partment of education and the Na­ tional Education association. Fea­ tured speaker for this year’s insti­ tute is Dr. William G. Carr, who is director of research for the Na­ tional Education association. The institute opened at 12 noon yesterday with a luncheon in the Lithia hotel. Dr. Arthur S. Taylor, associate professor of social science at the college, presided, and Dr Carr gave an address on "The Nature of American Democ­ racy." Dr. Sherman L. Divine, of Med­ ford, presided at 8 p. m. at the college administration building when Dr. Carr addressed the aud­ ience on "Education and Economic Well-Being in American Democ­ racy.” Dr. Walter Redford, president of the college, will preside at the panel discussion, to be held at 9:50 a. m. Friday, dealing with "The Teacher's Place Ln American De­ mocracy." Leader for the discus- sion will be Dr. Carr, and mem­ bers of the panel include Mrs. J. W. McCoy, Mrs Alice Willits. Mrs. H. H. Elhart and J. H. Hardy of Ashland and William McAllister of Medford. At 2 o'clock Friday afternoon, at the administration building of the college, Dr. Wayne W. Wells, associate professor of science, will preside over a symposium con­ ducted by Oregon school adminis­ trators and dealing with "The Need of a Terminal Vocational Educational Plan at Less Than the College Level.” Dr. Carr again will lead this group. School ad­ ministrators participating are Fred Petersen, Klamath county school superintendent; Burton W. Dunn, superintendent of the Co­ quille schools; Henry E. Tetz, principal of the Grants Pass high school; J. F. Swigert, principal of the Wolf Creek high school, and Theo J. Norby, Ashland city sup­ erintendent. All professional people, educat­ ors. members of patriotic and civic groups interested in the future of American education and Ameri­ can democracy have been invited to attend this two-day Institute. GILLMORE-PAGE Emma Jane Gillmore, daughter of Mrs. E. M. Tennyson of Port­ land, and Hugh Page, son of Mrs. Olive Page of Los Angeles were united in marriage in Ashland at 4 p. m. July 28 at the Presbyter­ ian manse with the Rev. James H. Edgar officiating. Attendants were Mrs. Jack Walker and Lloyd Rogers. By Our KEYHOLE REPORTEE PAT HASTINGS holding up a bus at every stop between Portland and Ashland, and col­ lecting an election bet via ride in a little red wagon down the metropolis' main stem from JEAN FRIDEGER. DR. G. B. HULI. whipping out a copy of sheet music en­ titled "Win with Willkie” as theme music for The Miner’s ed­ itorial department. BILL (Shy) ALLEN receiv­ ing a message appended to a postcard written by CLIFF BROMLEY saying "Why don’t you go buy a magazine, you lug?" and NORMA ERWIN ad­ dressing one to her husband IVOR with the greeting, "Dear Ivor and Bill Allen." PAUL FINNELL throwing bargains into the midst of a group of early morning shop­ pers. FRANK BARNTHOUSE driv­ ing down the street surrounded by a great crowd of women. VERNE HASTINGS drum­ ming up a little fender work for LLOYD SELBY right in front of the entrance.