SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
Friday, July 19, 1940
Page 9
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life !
1 Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young |
By ED WHEELAN
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By KL'TH WYETH SPEARS
CO MANY of you have written
me letters of appreciation
about the new SEWING BOOK 5
that I want to thank you all here
at one time. In Book 1 is sketched
and described methods of making
slip covers, curtains, bedspreads,
dressing tables and other things
for the house. Next came Book 2
with gifts, novelties and a glossary
of embroidery stitches. Then, in
Book 3, I began to share with you
some of the human interest side
of this fascinating job of mine.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, L
WE NOW CALL YOUR
attention TO DfePEttViLy-
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
LALA PALOOZA —Hive« Lose* Hi« Dignity
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP— Ye»! You Should Stop a Fellah if You’ve Heard It
and to tell you about the adven­
tures of many clever women who
make the things that they want
for their homes—sometimes from
almost nothing. There were more
of these adventures in Book 4, and
there are still more in Book 5.
There is nothing that pleases me
so much as when you tell me that
my sketches are so clear that you
can see at a glance how to make
things. I am glad that everything
needed is in today’s sketch about
this remodeled washstand be­
cause I have used up all my space
now; and the frill around the top
shelf is five inches deep. Books
are 10 cents each. Send order to:
MRS. RUTH WYETH SPEARS
Drawer 10
Bedford Hill»
New York
Enclose 10 cents tor each book
ordered.
Name ............. .............. .........
Address ....................................................
It Looks as If Brother
Tom Was Rubbing It In!
Home Training, No Doubt
MESCAL IKE
Three weeks after she started
boarding school life, Jessie began
to sign her letters home: "Jes­
sica.”
Father and Mother smiled about
it, but it seemed to be a bit too
much for her brother Tom. So he
wrote to her as follows:
“Dear Jessica:
“Daddica and
Mummica have gone to visit Aunt
Lizzica. They have taken Wtllica
and Junica with them.
Uncle
Sammica is buying a new car, but
can’t decide between a Morrisica
and a Jewelica. The cowica has
had a calfica; I was going to call
it Nellica, but changed it to Jim-
ica, because it is a bullica. Your
loving brotherica,
Tommica.”
INDIGESTION
may affect tba Heart
Gaa trapped 1 n the atumaeh or gullet may act Ilice •
hair-trigger on the heart. At th« first aign of di»tra—
amari men and women depend on Bed-ana Tablets te
aat gaa free. No I arative but made of the f—to—-
acting med kt nca known for acid indigestion. If the
FIRST DOSE doe« t grave Beil-ana better return
bottle to — and receive DOUBLE Money Baek. Me
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP— Camouflage
Compressed-Air Power
In Paris, compressed air is
piped underground by a public
utility that has a distribution sys­
tem through more than 300 miles
of streets. The air is used in some
200 distinct ways in the operation
of machines and in manufactur­
ing processes.—Collier's.
JUIDDLE ACT WON0L
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Cheerful News
NAZI RAIDER5 BOMB
ENDLAND
DUNKIRK A RLE Ot
POMP SHATTERED
RUINS
SECIES OF AIRRAIDS
ON PARIS
LOOKS LIKE EUROPE
IS A OOOD AUSCt
TO +£EP anas ' rRoM
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ALLIES BLAST MUNICH
in airraid
F ill PERRINS hat
rented HIS CORN CRIB
1Ö1ÖURIST5 K>R THE.
SUMM EK
A doctor at a deaf and dumb in­
stitution invited a friend to its an­
nual dance. He explained that when
the guest wished to dance with one
of the inmates he should smile and
make a circle with his hand.
The guest picked out a pretty girl,
and went through the necessary for­
mula. She responded, and they had
several dances.
Then the doctor arrived, and, to
the guest’s surprise, asked his part­
ner whether she would give him a
She said, "Yes, when I
dance,
can get rid of this deaf and dumb
fellow!"
Object Lesson
Zip! Wow! Young Jimmie's pup
tore through the dining room howl­
ing with pain.
“Why, Jimmie, what can be the
matter with Leo?” his mother
asked.
Jimmie explained: "He bit my
Anger and so I bit his ear. If he
can't learn by being talked to, I’ve
got to teach him soma other way.”
| THE NEIGHBORHOOD LEAGUE
By G LU Y AS WILLIAMS
EXPERT
BUYERS
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to prices that are being asked for
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columns of this newspaper perform a
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have already decided |ust what we
want and where we are going to buy
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