Friday, July 12, 1940
SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
Appliquée! Bedspread
In Gayest of Scraps
Fun for the Whole Family
By ED WHEELAN
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
Lala Doesn't Know What’s Going On
Pert isn’t he, this easily appli-
qued pup, Frisky Fido! He’s just
one patch and his bow can be in
the gayest of scraps. Do a block
in odd moments. Pattern 2541
contains a diagram of block; ac
curate pattern pieces; directions
for making quilt; diagram of
quilt; yardages; color schemes.
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By C. M. PAYNE
Just in the Clubs
Golfer—Have you noticed any
improvement since last year?
Caddy—Had your clubs shined
up, haven’t you, sir?
Statistics reveal that hundreds
of thousands in this country have
telephones, but no bathtubs. What
then, are they caught in when the
phone rings?
How It’s Done
“How do you afford such long holi
days?“
“Easy. One month on the sands and
11 months on the rocks.“
MESCAL IKE
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And Hurry Stop
». lhuntixy
Ah, That’s It
"How did you compile your new
dictionary, professor?”
“I had a quarrel with the wife,
•nd—well—one word led to an
other.”
Money’s Worth
"For goodness’ sake, boy, if you
must whistle, whistle something
decent.”
"Do you expect grand opera
from your office-boy for 15 bucks
a week?"
I
WEARY DESPONDENT
Crying apella. Irritable
nerves due to functional
• monthly” pein should find
a real “woman', friend” fn Lyd ia E. Pink
ham’. Vegetable Compound. Try ill
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP— The Magnetiscope
Lydia E Pinkham's
Encompassed Truth
Truth lies within a little and
certain compass, but error is im
mense.—Bolingbroke.
No child can be
sure to escape
BOWEL WORMS
PRONUNCIATION
Cheerful News
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A suburban housewife entered a
Jeweler's shop and leaned confiding*
ly over the counter,
"Mr. Gold,” she commenced gush
ingly. "I want your advice. I’ve
Just bought this little ring at the
sale across the street, but I don't
know how to pronounce the name.
Is it turkoise or turkwoise?”
The Jeweler handled the ring.
"The correct pronunciation, mad
am," he said after a while, "is
glass."
Business Margin
PlNk "TEA PARTY
PC’EAKS UP IN AP l W
HIGH TIME WE FINO I ALIENS SU/AMP c WCTS
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Restaurant Customer—Look here,
waiter; how much longer must I
wait for that half portion of duck
ling?
Waiter—Just until somebody or
ders the other half. sir. You know
we can't go out and kill half a duck.
Grammar
He—D-Dearest. ¡-I love you, and
want you for my wife.
She—Heavensl I didn't know you
had a wife.
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
•«U Syndicat«. In«.
Maybe you don't realize how easy it ta to
become infected with round worm.I Your
child may ' catch” »he infection from other
children, from a dog. from uno Hiked vege
tables. from infested water.
Bo. watch out for these warning signal»-
Uneasy stomach Fidgeting and squirming.
Itchy nose and other parts. Finicky appe
tite. Biting nails. Analf you even suspect
that your child has round worms, start
using JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE at oruel
JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE is the best known
worm-expellant in America. It has been
used by millions for over a century.
JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE has the abil
ity to drive out large round worms, yet It
tastes good and acta gently. It does not
contain santonin. If there are no worms it
works merely as a mild laxative. Ask for
JAYNE S V ER-Ml-FUGE at any drug store.
FREE: Valuable medical book. "Worms
Living Inside You.” Write to Dept. M-4.
Dr. D. Jayne A Son. 2 Vine St.. Philadelphia
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like ours clear across the country
. . . there's a steady revolution
going on. Changes in dress styles
and food prices ... the rise of a
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affect our living... And the nows
is ably covered in advertisements,
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