MILITARIST IIERR HITIJCRB protextationM that hi» wiuitx only pence constitute a new ver­ sion of killing with kindness. r / r Wliile communiques from Wash ington. I). <’ have insisted that nil win quiet <>n the |x>htleal front, expiration of the partisan recess reveals a new line of underground fortifications dug during the bi eat her Although allegedly out Inweil by both sides, the extensive use of gas Is expected SIX VETERANS What’s This? Thanksgiving Already? Well, Maybe TO BE NUCLEUS CANADA FOR AHS QUINT 111 Even to u neutral they are ne WITH HIX of last year's bas­ ketball squad members await­ cessary, but arms have an annoy­ ing way of dipping a hand into ing th«* end of football st-axon on Thanksgiving day, Coach Skeet taxpayers' pix-kcls O'Connell <>f Ashland high Is look­ 111 ing forward to a bright hp sea­ Americanism: The business man son. who howls to high heaven aiaiut Ardir Warren. Jim Smith. Stan government In business buying his Duvis, Bob Weaver, Dale Williams printed envelopes from the post and Joe Burdic will see service in office. red and white colors again this year while Chuck Jandrcau. Bud 1 1 1 K reciprocal trade treaty is one Provost. Chet Fowler and Martin which loudmouths from any sec Herrin of last year’s flashy junior tlon of the country will oppose un­ high five also will I m * out. Besides the regular conference less It favors them in particular ichcdule th«* Grizzlies will meet 111 lend's I Jiva Bears in Bend Dec Sally Itund, although bankrupt, 15 and IO and a contract now is proliably will never get cold stares In the mails to bring Franklin from her bankers, although six high of Portland to Ashland Other might from their wives. games ar«* Ixkng arranged with such early-season opponents as 111 Adding machines needed by the Mount Shasta, Yreka and Weed. federal census bureau when it The conference schedule, ax an­ starts counting noses in 1940 al­ nounced by O'Connell, follows: ready have Ix-en spoken for by Jan 5, Klamath Falls there. the two major [xilitical parties Jan. 12, Grants Pass here busy tabulating hats in the ring Jan 20, Grants Pass there. 111 Jan. 26, Medford here If Americans ho|>e to remain Jan 27. Medford there aloof from the Eumpean war they HI, !•. 10, Klamath Falls here had better pray that Germany Feb 16, Grants Pass here. cases up on her effective sinking Fei> 23. Medford here of British ships or it won't be March l. Medford there. long before we'll have to send 'em Indiana to hollow out logs. 111 The wonders of radio never end; now A E Visirhles of the Grants Pana Courier is building himself a broadcasting station and the first thing he does Io plant ground to raise kilocycles 111 Tile last successful republican Uon tatUeery was HooveFe famous "chicken in every pot and two cars in every garage." which turned out to be two voters in every Jackjait 111 When Thanksgiving comes we will bring into sharp focus the difference in plight between peo­ ple of the new world slid the old- over here Americana will have gravy on their bosoms and cran­ berries In their laps while In Eur­ ope harrasa<*d millions will have nothing on their stomachs and plenty on their minds. 111 Word Is being buzzed around that Ashland's Kai ph Billings may run for county judge next spring and his many friends arc enthus­ iastically endorsing the idea. Bil­ lings has earned a reputation for being a hard-working county com­ missioner and his presence in the judge's chamber would at long last fill that chair with a man who would be on the job Except for public servants like Commis­ sioner Billings. The Miner long ago would have been resigned to the belief that there are no good republicans. 111 The 1940 model cars arc braz­ enly flaunting bizarie radiator grilles that require winter fronts that look like dollies snitch«**! when tlx- missus had her h«*a«l turned. 111 SCHOOLS PLAN YULE PROGRAM A Christmas program, to which the general public will be invited without charge, la being planned by faculty and students of Ash­ land junior and senior high schools, according to Supt. Theo J. Norby, who said the holiday entertainment would occur at 8 p. m. Tuesday, Dec. 19 In the jun­ ior high auditorium. Harriett Hill will be in charge of vocal num­ bers and Ward Croft will direct Instrumental music. Norby announced to the school board at its regular meeting Tues­ day night the appointment of spe­ cial committees to consider report card revision and improvement. Th«* group will Include Alice Wil- htts ns chairman of the primary committee, assisted by Ethel Stockard, Frances Becker and Eu­ genia Carson; Edith Bork will be chairman of the intermixliate group, including Edna Goheen, Clara Verhaaselt and Eldon Cor- tlxll. in the junior-senior gloup will be Hollis Beasley as chair­ man. Lissie Merritt, John Koehl­ er, Margaret Macy and Dorothy Witcher, all of whom are members of the Ashland school system. School board directors author­ ized purchase of 36 new tablet­ arm chairs for the high school and launched a study of lighting conditions in the schools prejxira- tory to corrective alterations next summer. Visit of Mrs Ruth Forrest, as­ sistant state supervisor of home economics, at both junior and sen­ ior high cafeterias Wednesday was declared helpful to instructors and students in the departments. This department met Oregon's governer the other day and. judg­ ing from the well-licked apj>ear- ance of his boots, several more FREQUENT TIPPLER DRINKS democratic appointees will get the WAY INTO POKEY AGAIN air to make room for favorites. Albert W. Calhoun, one-legged 111 violator of the sobriety Germans hint darkly that they frequent again was in the clink possess a new, super-awful weapon statutes, to use as reprisal on the British. this week when Justice of the Don't tell us they've learned to Peace M. T. Burns issued him a 60-day meal ticket in the county print leaflets In English! jail where Medford water and cof­ 111 fee are the strongest liquids. A veteran legislator Is a fellow Calhoun was arrested in a car who will admit that Newton dis­ on North Main street Wednesday covered the law of gravity but night and charg«*d with drunken­ that he introduced the bill. ness by city police. He pled for "another chance" but it sounded 111 Weston, Ore., held a potato like "another drink” to the law. ----------- •----------- show the other day and it was the first time since their last such nit.dr that leader Editor Clark Joan Neil Wood had an eye turned In his direction. Clark's profile was never and Companion quite suited to Arrow collar ads; his was more the Oregon ooot per­ Are Invited to Be Guests of the sonality. 111 The second world war has its innovations. Printers are working shoulder to shoulder with the mu­ nitions makers ax the power be­ hind the front. Armies that used to travel on their stomachs now lounge in underground fortifica­ tions and read the morning's leaf­ lets 1 1 1 I>ecline in egg production in poultry yards has been accounted for. They’re being laid in radio studios by funny men. 111 Merchants declaring that busi­ ness is bad are taking a lot for granted; nolxidy should make such positive statements sight-unseen. Southern Oregon Miner To See Their Choice of the Following Varsity Theater Programs: (Friday and Saturday) “Stanley and Livingstone" "Career” (Sunday and Monday) "Man With the Iron Mask" (Coming Tuesday) "Gdbye Mr. Chips" • Please Call at The Miner Office for Your Guest Tickets MERCHANTS TO MEET TONIGHT ON XMAS PLANS J o co u z 2 WISCONSIN 2 ELKADER • IOWA MISSOURI ILLINOIS NOVEMBER 16? V'ESTERDAY, Nov. 16, wax a bit early to celebrate Thanksgiving even in a double-holiday year, but at Elkader, Iowa, the county board of supervisor« proclaimed the day “*o a« not to conflict with th«- «late« set by th«- President, Nov. 23. and the governor, Nov. 30." The «upervlsoni assured Elkader folks It was ail in fun. but there’ll be many a Thanksgiving battle this year anyway. Twenty-three states will follow President Rsoarvelt, «-enter, by celeiirating Nov. 23. The rest will celebrate Nov. 30. .Myles Stiuidish, right. 69-year-old direct descendant of the famous Massachusetts colony, says he's a stand patter for the latter date. Ashbind and all Oregon will observe Nov. 23 on proclamation of Governor Sprague, who chime to follow the White House selection. Grizzlies Vow Win Over Arcata Here Tonight; Also Q*P ASHLAND high school's Grizzly^ A * football fzw\l)inll machine «sviti will return ♦ to n ford, will provide entertainment their home field tonight to do bat­ during half-time. tle with the xtrong Arcata eleven Thanksgiving Day Game Here starting at 8 o'ck* k The Turkey day football classic yy ASHINGTON, D. C., Nov. 16— The coast aggregation holds a victory over the Powerful Eureka. for Ashland will occur on the local Government economists are CaHf.. team their across-the-bay gridiron Thanksgiving day after­ painting a brighter picture for neighbors—and Eureka play«*d noon, Nov. 23, when the Grants farmers for 1940. According to both Medford and Klamath Falls Pass Cavemen and Ashland high's these experts, the income of farm to close outcomes Ashland's first Grizzlies will collide in a game to families will be higher than in meeting with the coast Californ­ determine the bottom position in 1939; government payments will the Southern Oregon High School be about the same as this year; ians last year ended In a 3 thrilling race with Arcata on the conference. It will be the final purchasing power will be greater game of the season for both teams. and more money will be available topside. Medford and Klamath Falls are for farm home conveniences. Other The Grizzlies survived the Mel- tied first place and Grants predictions: There will be a fur­ ford clash last Saturday in good Pass for and Ashland are in a dead­ ther decline in farm employment, shape and probably the same lock for straggler’s berth. In and decrease in horses because of starting lineup of Silver and Get- a previous the non-conference game in greater use of mechanized equip­ tling at ends. Schilling and New- Grants Pass Sept. 29 the Grizzlies bry at tackles. Brantley and Hanoi , bit the sawdust 12 to 0, but have ment, although prices will be high­ at guards. Smith at center. Jan- improved greatly since then and er for farm machinery; feed prices will be up, ditto fertilizer prices, dreau at quarterback, A. Warren are to victorious revenge. and prices paid by farmers for and Bostwick at the halves, and | The pointing Climate City boys have seen Herrin as fullback will take the a mediocre season, dropping their seed will be higher. On the whole, the economists figure next year field tonight. opener to Dunsmuir and taking a be substantially better for Skeet O'Connell, Grizzly mentor, 7 to 0 drubbing from North Bend will farmers than the current year, has b«*en putting his charges before breaking into the win col­ with an abundance of money avail­ through stiff scrimmage sessions umn at the expense of Ashland. able for short term loans. all week in an effort to iron out The following week found the r < r the problems which r«*ared their Cavemen playing host to Medford Rural rehabilitation keeps ugly heads in the Medford game when they took a lopsided maul­ and believes he has found a com­ ing. Yreka came next and the tabs on the 232,000 clients of bination that will bring Ashland Passers eked out a narrow vic­ the Farm Security adminis­ high its first gridiron victory of tory only to get taken by the Peli­ tration. These clients produce foods for home consumption, the season. cans of Klamath high two weeks and the national average per later. After two weeks rest Loren New Scor«*board Takes Eye family is 465 gallons of milk, Tuttle's boys traveled to Roseburg A new scoreboard has been set where they won 6 to 0. They are 120 dozen eggs, 376 pounds of up at the south end of the Ashland booked for a return game with meat, 221 quarts of canned field and measures 12 by 20 feet. Roseburg tonight in Grants Pass fruits and vegetables and 27 Location of the ball, minutes to­ The Ashland record is no better, bushels of fruits and potatoes. play, quarter, score, down, yards the red and white-clad lads losing Now, with the exception of to go, names of players on the three times and tying three tilts. milk, the clients in Oregon, field and names of officials will Washington and Idaho great­ Barring accidents in the Arcata- be in plain sight of all fans The Ashland game tonight, the regular I ly exc«*ed the national ave­ scoreboard was designed by John Grizzly starting lineup probably rage and in the canned fruits Korhler, faculty member, and has will be the same. and vegetables and the pota­ caused much favorable comment toes, the northwest is far in ----------- •------------ by all who have viewed it. the lead. The average family Special arrangements have been Fuller Plugs Airmail (client of rehabilitation) In completed for broadcast of the the Oregon-Washington sec­ Service, Pleads Early game by remote control over sta­ tion has 317 quarts which tion KIEM, Eureka hav e been put up at home, Yule Parcel Posting The Ashland high girls’ drill and 55 bushels of spuds and team, which created a sensation fruits. Ashland's calendar - conscious at the Armistice day game in Med- 1 postmaster. John Fuller, this week United States Maritime com urged local folks planning to send packages for the holidays to start mission is advised that Portland FOOTBALL! their mailing early in order io as­ people are willing to initiate ne­ sure prompt delivery of th«en and ink drawings by MacPherson in the Sunday Oregonian magazine section, also will receive the same break here in The Miner, which, along with the Ore­ gonian, is a subscriber to Mac­ pherson’s “Looks at Oregon." Started in The Miner sev­ eral weeks ago, the two-col­ umn cartoons have been illus­ trating interesting scenic and historical bits about Oregon and the Lithia park cartoon soon will appear in this paper as one of its regular features. (Editor’s Note: The Miner is deeply appreciative of the Daily Tidings’ mention of MacPherson’s work and is glad to know that our Ash­ land rival also appreciates good newspaper features when it sees them. We hope some day to be able to return the compliment.) RED CROSS QUOTA STILL SHORT; DRIVE CONTINUES Ashland’s Red Cross drive quota still was short of its $700 goal yesterday, according to Active club sponsors of the work, but approximately $500 of the sum had been pledged. The drive will continue, although canvassing has been completed. Balance of the funds will be raised by voluntary contributions, said Robert Dodge this week, and ask­ ed that further monies be left with him until Nov. 30. at which time the drive will officially close. RUTH YATES declaring that night nurses live In another world. EARL ROGERS giving hook­ ey players the hook. VERNETTA SWARTS LEY, enroute to a new job in Salem, quipping that she's to earn as big a salary as SENATOR GEORGE DUNN after his more than 20 years there. MELVIN KAEGI making his customers walk the plank. BILL KANNASTO changing the postoffice lobby floor oil to winter grade. COACH AL SIMPSON plan­ ning to run his next play to the altar, come Sunday. RUTH O'CONNELL convinc­ ing SKEET that good things are coming in threes. HARRY McNAIR looking everywhere but under his nose for his lost pipe, when anybody w.thin a mile downwind could have told him.