Friday, May 12. m SOUTHERN OREGON MINER Page 4 Southern Oregon Miner Published Every Friday at 167 East Main Street ASHLAND, OREGON Leonard N. Hall Entered as second-class matter February 15, 1935, at the postoffice at Ashland, Oregon, under the act of March 3, 1879. SUBSCRIPTION RATES Un Advance) ONE YEAR ....... H5C 80c SIX MONTHS (Mailed Anywhere in the United States) ★ ★ TELEPHONE 170 “THE TRUTH MILL ,— Editor and Publisher ★ SET Wl IREK James Mott Deviai US Safe from ! Mothers’ Day MOTHER. f MUST 1 EAT 1 WWW H WHECF s W P’ASEIAALI L IT ALL? J ■ ¿AN 1 Lie U PAT C AN I HAVb y ANtffHEC THE MOTHE* MPF a I l S IS PIP TUB y LAUNPP'/ PCEAiíFA T MOTHER pip tZL i„ , • PEAPy? MOTHE k WHO INVENTED WORK, ANYWAY? MY 2 1 / wOTHEC WHAÎ SHIPT The biggest trouble with spring fever, in the print­ f/Morwec ing business, is that it comes at the most inopportune SHOULD / NNfILL time of the year—annual time—for The Miner and I WEAP faöMbüPANP its sleepless, brow-mopping crew. This week—in less than seven days—three year­ X HELP ME7/ books are scheduled to be delivered. The Sagebrush Echo for Lakeview high school, already shipped, and The Rogue of Ashland high, which was placed in the M0THE2 hands of students today. Monday The Talent, annual WHEEE'S W publication of Talent high school, is to be delivered. flSHlNû P6>LE All this, coupled with requirements of regular custom­ ers, has made the last week one of unusual endeavor and long hours. Hence, this issue of The Miner is w hat might be charitably termed the course of least re­ sistance. The staff feels fortunate in having found time to do this much. However, with the new week comes a resumption of normal activity and, we hope, an even better Miner for our readers. Last week we introdued the nationally famous Washington column of John W. Kelly, former of Ml I May 12. Schumaker’s orchestra of guests at the Oregonian writer and now special correspondent for I Medford will furnish the music Mrs Gresham anil family and a committee in charge will • m r and Mi The Miner. At the same time we launched a series of a ■ ' Ida Kim dd | furnish refreshments at midnight visited Sunday afternoon nt th«- copyrighted articles by Charles B. Roth entitled Truth Mrs Heilmeyer, mother of John home of Mr. and Mrs Henry Sten­ About Advertising” which should prove most inter­ • Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Ayres of • Heilmeyer, who has been seriously rud. Creek are spending this ill for some time, is improving • I - i ■. . . i esting to readers. We also were able to resume the Days week-end at the home of Mrs. • Miss Marjorie Bell and Robert view school, broke his elbow whil« well-known editorial cartoon features by Kettner, Ayres’ parents. Mr. and Mrs. W. Stokes of Medford attended the high-jumping at the sch«x>l last "tin lizzie" races held at Rogue week. He is still unable to attend whose drawings have become tradition among weekly Brahs. • Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Hamaker of River Sunday. his classes. newspapers. His cartoons had not been available for Ashland visited Tuesday evening • The Bellview PT-A plans to • Mrs Beth Hamiiker of Ashland at the home of Mr. and Mrs. hold the last meeting of the year and Mrs. Archie Kincaid made a more than a year, but Ket is back on the job again. on the last day of school. May 25. trip to Medford Tu< -.-«day Kincaid. These three new features, together with our regu­ Archie • Miss Aileen Inlow, who teaches A picnic will be held in the Grange • Warren Fichtner of Mi-dfonl lar comic strips, “S’matter Pop,” "Mescal Ike” and in Gold Hill, visited at the home hall and everyone in the commun­ was a dinner guest Saturday cve- her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Vai ity is invited to attend, and are ning at the home of Mr and Mrs “Them Days Are Gone Forever” and two two-column of Inlow, Saturday and Sunday. Miss requested to bring their own bas- Walter Brahs and family cartoons (which also have been deleted this week) In low has been hired to teach ket lunch. Mrs. Charles Antlerson • Mr and Mis Louis Pankey vis is chairman of the day. next year. ited at th«- Henry Stenrud home make up a surprising variety of visual entertainment again • The county Y. G A. met Wed­ • Mr. and Mrs. Charles Heilmey- Sunday. for Miner subscribers. Kelly’s column, as many of you nesday evening at the Bellview er of Wamic, Ore., were called • x i - ■ Kincaid was at Ma hall. The Bellview mem­ here the latter part of the week Keene creek ranch Tuesday on may have observed, has been adopted by other lead­ Grange bers were hostesses to the group. by the serious illness of Mr. Heil- business. ing southern Oregon newspapers, including the Med­ • Mr. and Mrs. J. Rosen, owners meyer’s mother • Ml.s.s Edna Yoekel, who i<l • Mr and Mi ■ C B Lamkin of Friday fresh meats. written exclusively for weekly newspapers, and are handling Ashland visited Sunday aftenuxm • Miss Marie Walker was pleas­ • The Upper Valley club held the at the R E Bell home not a rehash of the daily releases. antly surprised Friday evening last meeting of this season Wed­ a group of her friends gave nesday at the Grange hall at 12:30 Thus, The Miner has been bringing to Ashland a when party in honor of her birthday o’clock with an attractive luncheon readers an ever widening variety of popular newspaper anniversary at the home of Mrs. served by the hostesses, Mrs ■ Ella True. The evening was spent 1 George Helms. Mrs. J. M. Crow, | features, and we pledge constant effort to continue in and playing games, and Mrs. Albert Arnold and Mrs Vln- progress toward a better and more interesting publi­ at visiting $50.00 the close attractive refresh­ 1 cent Lanini. Following the lunch­ cation. Not until we were forced to leave out some of ment* were served, at which time eon, the members held a business REWARD the honoree opened the many love­ . meeting, at which time they chose our features this week did we realize what a large ly gifts brought to her. Those en­ Miss Barbara Helm to lx- sent to •Mi-NAIR BROS. CORN-OFF selection this little weekly is using. Omitted, perhaps joying the evening with the hon­ the 4-H summer schcxil to be hebi guest. Miss Walker, were ' in Corvallis in June The new offi­ readers will appreciate them too, for they’ll all be back ored Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Gowland, Mr. cers, president. Mrs. George and Mrs, Louis Pankey, Mr. and Helms; vice president, Mrs. Edwin again next Friday, better than ever! WASHINGTON, l> lteptes«-ntHtIve .Inm, w says that even if a g should develop In Eur< no reason why the I hi «hoiild bmtonie involve people of this count i y < to engage In anothci war. They can »«■<• no » for It and as long m that way they will i themselves to b< drawi "In spite of what th may think or aay al., foivign policy of ti States, as pronounced Ington'a farewell iiddn Monroe doctrine is an policy which has been in'cept«-n them " • In k Moriow la employe^ the Groenspringa Lumber ¡»any VALUABLE ADDITIONAL PK()TE( T1ON Copyright W N • BELLVIEW • CORNS CURED OF ALL THINGS! By MINER STAFF WRITER TYJOSTLY about Hitler: From his speeches, and particularly judging from the blow-off he sounded when answering President Roosevelt, one can gather that he hasn't yet been told that Germany lost the last war. Conditions im­ posed upon Germany were not as severe as that nation would have demanded from the Allies had the other side come off on top. When he talks about the theft of Ger­ man colonies he probably doesn’t consider the proposal to annex Belgium and some of the channel ports a steal. Alsace Lorraine was taken in 1871 but there was no talk of a steal by Germany then or if there was we didn’t hear it. Now they are talking about the promises made to the German nation at the peace table. There was no obligation to make these promises after the unconditional surrender of the Central Powers and Germany was fortunate in not being invaded as Belgium and France were. 1 1 1 When Hitler said that Ger­ many would never again go to the conference table unarmed he meant that they would never go that way again if they won the next war—if there is one. 111 The legend of Hitler’s death and that of a double acting in his place is still going around. If a substitute is carrying on for Der Fuehrer that substitute is well coached Common sense reports lead this column to believe that Herr Hitler is very much alive. One commentator says that he has a peculiar accent impossible to imitate and high foreign digni­ taries who meet the Chancellor year after year say that he is the same individual who has al­ ways been on the job. However here is a story the in­ genuity of which overshadows its doubtful veracity. The tailor who was making the uniforms for Adolf was thrown into a concen­ tration camp for telling a friend that the arms of his noted cus­ tomer had grown two inches in­ side of a year. Of course this can be explained away by saying that the increased length gained was induced by reaching out for things. 1 1 1 Now that we have put the Ger­ man chancellor in his place we will go on and give Poland some advice on how to settle her diffi­ culty induced by Germany’s de­ mand for a highway and railroad to East Prussia through the Pol­ ish corridor. In return she could demand the same thing to Bre­ men or Hamburg through Ger­ many. If Germany refuses Poland The best thing about our fun­ eral home cannot be seen—it’s the desire to be helpful. In the spirit of helpfulness we endeavor to serve faithfully and well. Funeral Service Since 1897 LITWILLER FUNERAL HOME (Formerly Stock’s Funeral Parlor) We Never Close—Phone 82 Dunn; secretary, Mrs. J. M Crow, and treasurer, Mrs, James Cham­ berlain, were installed. The gift box for the children’s farm home was packed and will be sent in the near future. The next meeting will be held in September. Mrs C. H. Modrell and Mrs. James Chamber- lain are to be in charge of the pro­ gram and the hostesses are Mrs ■ Henry Stenrud. Mrs Wade Wallis and Mrs. Russell. • The Bellview girls' baseball i team played Central Point at their field Wednesday aftemn and won with a score of 20-10 Ken­ neth Bell and Miss Julia Quinby took the girls over. • The Cooking club II is holding a candy sale at the Ashland Gro­ ceteria Saturday, May 13. The girls are raising money to send their delegate to the 4-H summer school. • Misses Charlotte, Iris May and Marjorie Modrell were heard in a piano recital Wednesday evening at the Lithia hotel in Ashland. • The girls cooking club, Under the leadership of Mrs Modrell, are honoring their mothers with a tea, to be given at the Modrell home next Monday afternoon. The girls will prepare and serve the lunch­ eon. • Wendel Reynolds underwent an appendectomy at the Community hospital Saturday morning. • Mrs. Robert Stokes of Med­ ford and Miss Nancy Ring were dinner guests at the R. E. Bell home Sunday. • Mr. and Mrs. Walter Brahs visited with friends in Ager, Calif recently. • Miss Joanne Helm was an over­ night guest at the home of Miss can yell about no cooperation and Patricia Bell Monday. throw the consequences of what­ • Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Peachy of ever happens on Germany’s Ashland were Sunday dinner shoulders. 1 1 1 18 YOUR PRESENT LIFE Last week we yelled too soon INSURANCE ADEQUATE? about taxes taking 22 cents out of every dollar of income in this See country. Figures just released show that in England income tax­ STEVEN R. es alone will be from a low of 35 percent on incomes of $2000 up to over 60 percent for the biggies who draw down $500,000 or over. Stopping Hitler comes high $20,- Phone 334-R 000,000 per day is the estimated • cost of keeping Europe’s armies and navies skipping around from METROPOLITAN life crisis to crisis. insurance co . ------------- •------------- Mrs. Henry Stenrud, Mr. and Mrs Archie Kincaid, Mr. and Mrs Wade Wallis, Miss Gladys Whit son and a friend from Medford, and Mrs. True. • Taylor Williams received word of the death of his brother, John T. Williams, which occurred last week at his Earlham, Iowa, home. He had been confined in a hospital for some time. • Mrs. Wade Wallis and Mrs. George Helms attended a shower given in honor of Miss Ruth De- Shazer, bride-elect, Tuesday eve­ ning. The shower was given by members of the Rebekah lodge of Ashland. • Mrs. Mark True and Mrs. W. D. Jackson of Ashland spent Fo­ day afternoon wl th Miss Maude Foran and L. D. Merservey. The afternoon was spent in visiting and the guests brought a lovely birthday cake honoring the anni­ versary of Miss Foran. • Nancy and Jack Potter of Med­ ford spent the week-end with their grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. Ross Applegate. Their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Leo Potter, and Mrs. Beulah Bennett and son Glen of Medford were dinner guests Sunday at the Applegate home. Mrs. Potter is a daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Apple­ gate. • Mrs. Taylor Williams was a member of the Mothersingers chorus who assisted in the musical program given at the Junior high Tuesday evening for music week. • R. E. Bell, who is employed in Klamath Falls, spent the week-end visiting here with his family. • The Bellview Grange announ­ ces a dance for Friday evening, Modernize i our IliMiran by having your fire poll rvtcndril to rover Io«« i damage from windstoia rvploalmi, riot, nlrrruft, « hl< I«-«, hall, «moke fro stationary heating pla* and itl«o «ecu re waiver I fallen In 11 hl In g eluiisc. Billings Agencj REAL ESTATE and REAL INMI RAM E Phone 211 41 East Life - Auto - I in INSURANCE Monument« and Marken of Bronze mid Granite At Price« You C imi Affali M. T. BURNS .'■ext lloor to Pool ODk* ( .«II < >f I «« .- 113. Re« MSI Evening Appointment» "DEPENDABLE SEKV Ilf ASHLAND’S NEW KE «DEZVOI S’ OUR ADJOINING ROOM WiTH BOOTHS AND TABLES FOR LADIES FEATURING A-ÛNE DRAFT BEER 5c per glass BOHEMIAN CLUB Al, BROWER, Proprietor A NEW, FINER DRAFT BREW! A-ONE BEER SCHUERM"" • Subscribe for The Miner today. SOLD IN KEGS ONLY! ask YOUR dealer • A-ONE BREWING CO., MEDFOK0