b O Mo > I COI 7 IJ E S outhern O regon M iner The Paper That Has Something To Say—And Says It! ASHLAND, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY 12, 1939 GOPHER BOMBS SNUFF OUT LIFE OF LOCAL MAN AT und cold are said to cause the xaine same reaction to our 'es, but frigidity han one ad- Âge you aren't asked a hun- I times « dny if it's cold igh for you. 1 1 1 »Ionel Clark Wood is u clean- /en Westonite I--------- who prefers to ,r his 5 o'clock shadow under eyes 111 ledford folks »n will huve telephones. Ux>. which will . 'em something else to stick r fingers into. 111 ;hile (he brilliant sociologists conducting research into the s<- of so many divorces in this a lot of folks at.- giving h other knowing ll NuperinU-ndent; Verna Petersen, junior high stud­ dent, Jack Petersen, OBC student; Dick Petersen, ‘ Chiloquin; Mrs. V era Shariah, Fresno, Calif., and Mrs. Helen Retherford, San Fran- cisco He was born tn Denmark in 1877. • Carter-Kennaston Go Will Be Feature Of Monday Night’s Card Number 19 l’REXY HOPEFUL! TRUTH about ADVERTISING By CHARLES B. ROTH WHAT IS ADVERTISING GENIUS? N THE early days of advertising ing just a few dollars in his local there were men who posed in the newspaper, was able to top all the role of genius. They shrouded ad­ results of these high-salaried adver­ vertising with mystery. To portray tising men. All he did was to know the de­ their part they let their hair grow, wore flowing bow ties, affected a sires of his customers, and sit down far-away look and muttered mys­ and tell them what he had in a sim­ ple, an understandable, a convinc­ terious formulae. Some persons still believe that the ing. conversational way. Here is his ability to advertise a business suc­ advertisement: cessfully is like the ability to write SATURDAY SPECIAL poetry—an inborn gift. this coupon and 5 cento It isn’t at all. The closer ad­ Will buy a Bigger and Better vertising comes to answering some "Double Dip” of the needs ir. the lives of common, ICE CREAM SODA ordinary people the more nearly it Clip this Coupon and bring it with comes to success. five cents to the The only genius needed in adver- PARK VIEW DRUG STORE tising is the everyday genius of tell­ This is a perfect advertisement. It ing the truth in a offers a wanted service. It offers simple and an un­ value. It inspires confidence. It is derstandable way. something people in his neighbor­ A few months ago hood wanted to read. some of the leaders It didn’t take a genius to write it, in the advertising but the whole genius of advertising profession were is behind it. boasting about the Every day advertisers are pub­ results of their work. lishing similar announcements in the One of the advertis­ newspapers. These announcements ing publications pub­ are as much in what is called the lished what they public interest as the results of sci­ said about them- entific research or study—because selves. they bring the public something it Charles Roth Writers of some of to make life better or more the largest corporations in the coun­ wants interesting or, in the case of Park try took part in the discussion. But View Drug, a little more enjoyable. a little druggist in Florida, spend- © Chalies B. Roth. I |JII.L BRAUS, above I m one of * the severa) candidati'* for «indent body office« at the Southern Oregon College of Ed­ ucation, and axpire« to beeome president for next year ut to­ day’« election at the college, Sn be ready for recovering from a major surgical business. operation. J. D. Ross, administra­ tor of Bonneville, who was to be the headman for the president’s Phil Stansbury plans for public power in Wash­ and Companion ington, Oregon and Idaho, passed away two months ago. John Nance Are Invited to Be Guests of the Garner, heir presumptive as vice Southern Oregon Miner president, has been laid up with lumbago. Pressure under which To See Their Choice of top-flight administration officials the Following work, plus Washington climate, is Varsity Theater largely responsible for the sick list. Illness among members of Programs: congress is common. • Friday and Saturday) 1 1 1 "IN OLD MEXICO" Aviation School plus No mention has been made pub­ "PARDON OUR NERVE” licly yet of the plans for the navy (Sunday and Monday) to use Tongue Point, at the mouth "YES, MY DARLING of Columbia river, as a school for DAUGHTER" training aviation reserve officers. I niesday Through Thursday) Conditions in the estuary where “I'M FROM MISSOURI” . the new air-base is to be located plus "BOY SLAVES" are ideal for training purposes with amphibian planes No other Please Call at The Miner Offlco I navy air-base is so well suited for lor Your Guest Tickets The Southern Oregon College of lucaUon s campus this week nax eii the Kent <>f many and varied in ¡»sign s|>e«chcs, jH»atrm, dis- »ya. stunts and vcrbul challeng- which will culminate in a school Kt Ion for next term's student dy ¡Kists this afternoon. Heading the tempest in a tea- it as the race has become are III Brails of Ashland and I.ee err!man of Trail as candidates r the office of president, Harry hiumn having withdrawn from •e field Bruce Schilling of this ty and Woody Mason are seeking it vice presidency, while Betty ano and Frances Horn are on the cket us candidates for secretary, elen Thomas, Margaret Harrison •id Chuck Sturgill are competing •>r the treasurer’s position Ralph «mb and Jack Forsythe are run- hg f'>i p< p promoter and Siski- ou editor, respectively, and are »opposed. Results of the election will be nnounced during the evening at mixer dunce being held by the Tieta Delia Phi. the S I May Force Vote On Townsend Plan Bill WASHINGTON, D. C., May 11 —An attempt will be made to force to the floor H. R. 2, the measure planned to put the Town­ send idea for old age pensions into effect. The ways and means com­ mittee has concluded hearings and listened to witnesses for and against the bill. The committee is still in executive session, but there is a feeling on the part of support­ ers of H. R. 2 that the committee will not report thè bill on account of the administration's opposition to it. Representatives favoring the measure have decided to file a pe­ tition to discharge the committee and bring the bill to the floor for debate and vote. It will require 218 signatures to bring out the bill, under the house rules this is the only remedy available if the committee refuses to report out the bill. breaking-in pilots as the Columbia affords ample room, free from ob­ structions, with sufficient protec­ tion for taking off and landing. There is a possibility that Tongue Point will become the principal training center for navy fliers in coming years. 1 1 Blocking I legislation When the house of representa­ tives is working on the consent calendar, a single objection is suf­ ficient to hold up or defeat a bill. For instance, a representative from New York by his objection has blocked a bill to amend the agricultural marketing act to make its provisions applicable to Pacific Northwest boxed apples. The present law excludes produc­ ers of all types of apples from participating in marketing agree­ ments and the bill would make the act applicable to apples produced in Oregon, Washington and Idaho. The same New Yorker with an- other "I object,” prevented exten­ sion of the hop marketing agree­ ment, There are members of the house who are known as profes- sional objectors and they are in their element when the consent calendar is under consideration. Communities, committees and law­ makers may have worked months or years to bring the measure to the point where it is on the con­ sent calendar and then some nui­ sance bawls out his objection. 1 1 1 This and That To enable a few togamen to at­ tend the Kentucky derby, the sen­ ate took a recess for several days . . . Gen. Anastasio Somoza, pres­ ident of Nicaragua, given a royal welcome by President Roosevelt, is in fact a dictator, but he is "our" dictator (he chased his un­ cle, who was president, out of the country and made himself presi- dent) ... In an effort to balance the budget, Secretary Ickes is charging 10 cents admission to the famous Lee House, in Arling­ ton cemetery. Millions of people have seen it for nothing but Ickes believes a look at the ancient mansion is worth a dime although it belongs to the public. ----------- •------------ MOVES SHINE PARLOR Wayne Brown, operator of the Central Shine parlor on East Main street, has moved his business from the old Tidings building to the Elks barber shop on the ground floor of the Elks building. NATIONAL HEAD TO COME HERE FOR P-M CONFAB r ’ EORGE PURCELL, president 'J of the National Association of Postmasters, will attend the Ore­ gon state association convention in Ashland June 15, 16 and 17, ac­ cording to Postmaster John H. Fuller, who yesterday was inform­ ed of Purcell’s coming by State Secretary Winifred Wisecarver of McMinnville. The three-day convention will draw together postmasters from over the state as well as promin­ ent speakers from many coast points. Today, May 12, a commit­ tee appointed by Chamber of Commerce President C. M. Litwil- ler will meet to formulate housing plans for the visitors, and arrange­ ment of other details. Litwiller named W. H. McNair, Dr. Walter Redford, V. D. Miller, Frank Van Dyke and Dr. R. L. Burdic as an advisory committee to assist Ful­ ler. They will meet with hotel and auto camp operators to arrange accommodations for the hundreds of conventionists expected next month. The advisers also will name committees to arrange for recep­ tion and hospitality, music and entertainment, banquet and dance, and recreation. ----------- •------------ Mrs. Guilbert to Head Local AAUW Group Members of the Ashland branch of the American Association of University Women held their final meeting this year at the Ashland hotel, Monday evening, and elected Mrs. Charles Guilbert president of the association for the coming year. Other officers elected for next year were Mrs. Bertha Smith, vice president; Mrs. Robert Dodge, treasurer; Mrs. Francis White, secretary, and Mrs. Frank Van Dyke, chairman of the pro­ gram committee. Chief speaker at the meeting was Miss Helen King, who gave a report of the recent state con- vention held hi Salem, to which Miss King served as delegate from the Ashland branch. Following the delegate's report, the retiring president, Mrs. Jean Eberhart, called for discussion of the coming year's work. On the basis of Miss King's report of what is being done in the 19 different branches of the state, tentative plans were discussed for the activities of the Ashland branch next year, which included cooperation with civic organizations to further commun­ ity projects, presenting outstand­ ing speakers, as well as continuing the usual study groups. Hostesses in charge of the eve­ ning’s meeting were Miss Ethel Reed and Mrs. Francis White. BAUGHMAN-LEE United in marriage in Yreka May 10 were Marjorie Baughman, daughter of Clinton J. Baughman, and Othel Lee. The ceremony was performed by the Reverend Ma­ lone of the Methodist Episcopal church and the couple was at­ tended by Mrs. Frank Carson and Larry Lee, brother of the groom. Following a short wedding trip the young cople are at home on Van Ness street. DON TRAVIS holding up the progress of bus transportation. FRED PIERSON carrying a dozen eggs under his arm in a much too casual manner. BEULAH HERVEY joining the ever growing ranks of Isaak Walton enthusiasts. VINCE SWINNEY dispensing cigars—it’s a boy! BYSTANDERS discussing a canopy for the Plaza fountain because birds apparently fly too low. FRED CUSHING illustrating a treatise on the bouncing of bums. Fellow policemen complaining that since PAT DUNN and CHARLIE SNYDER captured the Grants Paas gunman there isn't enough room in the station to hold their chests. ED BRIDGEN leaving hisses in a dentist's chair. WALT SCHEIDEREITER able to speak above an ugh. JOAN WHITMORE being der a spell while proofreading. 1 tí I