Friday. Ai SOUTHERN OREGON MINER Page 4 Southern Oregon Miner LIFE’S BYWAYS! OF ALL THINGS! Leonard N. Hall Published Every Friday at 167 East Main Street ASHLAND, OREGON WK see by the papera that John ’’ Nance < lamer hiu» l»'«i flngvi printed In the oid duy» lt *»• ..iilv thisves and crook» that had this done lo them. bul perhapa Cactus Jack ha» been doingjome Mrmling aftrr all A bit of H>Hs IM.pularity, for Instance Editor and Publisher ★ ★ SUBSCRIPTION RATES (In Advance) ONE YEAR ....... $1 51 SIX MONTHS 80c (Mailed Anywhere in the United States) Entered as second-class matter February 15. 1935. at the postoffice at Ashland, Oregon, under the act of March 3, 1879. ★ TELEPHONE 170 f f Paul V McNutt's «elf cranketl prenden tial boom i» attracting considerable atlenlion and tome followem Düilike ai»er Here's the yarn "Whenever one asks to apeak to an employe of the fall management over the telephone he is likely to be told No, he’s not here right now, it's his turn to go down and walk through the turn­ stile.' " < < < And one genius has flgun-d out what the trylon-periaphere emblem of the New York fair means They're behind the eight ball and arc going to get stuck, he says < < < A Wisconsin legislator main­ tains thnt toy guns and tin sol­ diers implant warlike idea* in the young minds and has introduced a bill provii lUtnK a stiff tax on iniuiu- faeturers i and retailers of these toys the function and caliber of government in particular are as plentiful as stains on the hood of a new car parked under a pigeon perch. The fad is to like nothing pertaining to the administration, business conditions, the labor situation, the foreign policy, the course being pursued by English diplomats or styles in women’s hats. And of all the subjects being panned, perhaps oi|ly the latter justifies any extensive criticism. What a relief to the eardrum it would be if street corner conversations were conducted along construc­ tive lines; if the good were pointed out with the evil; if one man could express faith in the well-meant deeds of another. Of course..right now the daily press reflects few pleasant happenings in the fleshpots of the world, but just the same it would be better for the moral tone of the country if people would look up instead of ac­ quiescing to the destructive tendencies of a foolish era. Heaven forbid a defense of Pollyanna-ish tripe, but for gosh sakes, don’t nobody like nothing no more? What Other Editors Are Saying! PLAYING THE CROSBY IIE WOULD LIKE TO BE Reading of the tax woes of Bing Crosby almost forces the ordinary citizen into a state of resignation that his own income is no larger than it is. Bing makes $135,000 per picture and does four pictures a year. He gets $3,500 per broadcast He makes phonograph records and a 10 per cent profit on his racetrack But dear, oh, dear, when he makes all that, the governments of the state and nation step in with glad smiles and take it away Not all of it. But Just about all. Bing is left 20 per cent for his share to pay the bills that South­ ern California trades people jack up before presenting to the wealthy movie stars. And to pay for a number of relatives. How much he has left for himself isn’t a matter of very great amount to anybody but Bing who also proba­ bly feels it is too little to trifle with. The point of it is, if Bing would make two pictures a year, instead of four, he would make more money. Doing four pictures runs his income into the higher tax brackets. Doing two, he would save on tax rates so that more money would be left after the in­ come taxes are paid. But of course a lot of people would be out of work several months if he didn't make those extra two pictures And if he only appeared on the screen twice a year there would be more time be­ tween shows to forget him in, which would seem to react against him. So he goes on working, and splitting with the government, en­ acting the part of a shiftless, lazy, good-for-little character with an amazingly round voice and an in­ gratiating manner, and probably wishing he could be shiftless and lazy in fact, and good-for-little on his own account, without the help of the government tax collect­ or. -Grants Pass Courier. ASHLANDERS ARE RECENT WORLD'S FAIR VISITORS Jackson county residents who have been recent visitors to the Golden Gate International expo­ sition ar.d the Shasta-Cascade Wonderland building and exhibits include Mrs. Harry Helnas of Jacksonville; Dr. W. J. Crandall, Dr. Gladys A. Crandall, L. Broili, Rex Sellins and J. W. Parsons, all of Ashland; Chester Leonard, L. P. Bragg, Mary Jane Bragg, Mr. and Mrs. Homer Pellett, Claude C. Holmes, Mr. and Mrs. E. G. Trow­ bridge, Kenneth Patton, Wayne Harris. Mrs Wayne Harris, Fran­ ces Parker, Billy Parker, Thos, W. Harvey, Glenn L. Jackson, J. E. Houston and Mr. and Mrs. A R Renner, all of Medford. DRY SUMMER IS PROSPECT HERE Italian aircraft sold to the Ja|* it felling to |»tccen in (Trina. pljie» up one of our informant» and the famed German air force 1» made up of plane« good for only 20 hour* of flying 'Die only catch 1» lliat everybody would ralhrr lie watching the fight than getting into it by calling throe warlike na­ tion» to find out how g