Page 4 Southern Oregon Miner LIFE’S BYWAYS! ffNAW,' THE Eia J'/SIZES' ! Leonard N. Hall Published Every Friday at 167 East Main Street ASHLAND, OREGON Editor and Publisher ★ ★ TELEPHONE 170 SUBSCRIPTION RATES (In Advance) ONE YEAR ......... $1.5< SIX MONTHS 80c (Mailed Anywhere in the United States) “THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE" Entered as second-class matter February 15, 1935, at the postoffice at Ashland, Oregon, under the act of March 3, 1879. ★ SETTING T11E STAGE FOR ANOTHER SALES TAN PHONEY! T Friday, Feb. 10, 193 SOUTHERN OREGON MINER With state legislators desperately thumbing through dog-eared card indexes listing ways to ex­ tract more and more taxes from the public, it is but a matter of time until Oregonians again are laced with a pseudo life-and-death plea for adoption ot a sh I os tax Last time it was asked, the sales tax was the one resource that could keep the state s schools open. The children would suffer, voters were told, by having their classrooms closed and teachers were warned not to expect pay checks unless the measure passed. Oregonians answered the tearful wail by snowing //) under the measure worse than on the two previous occasions when they had rejected a sales tax. Yet Oregon’s schools remained open for business ent. They wrongly believe that to be good parents after the ballots w’ere counted, and teachers continued they must be lavish with their offspring. They have to get their salaries. overlooked the benefits of mental and physical com­ The trouble with a sales tax, in the minds of most panionship. which is more bother. voters and taxpayers, is not with the theory of the Some folks are so used to pressing a button for penny-gathering scheme but with the way it has been lights and meals that they are impatient to expend presented. As drafted before, the sales would ‘even­ planned effort toward guiding their children. And it tually” (so the ballot title inferred) equalize the tax is that type of parent who awakens suddenly to find burden between real property owners and all taxpay­ himself cursed by near-adult sons and daughters ers. But the fine print always provided that the tax who have not yet learned the simple rules of honesty. would be an additional tithe and would not repeal Charity is not the only virtue that should start taxes already being levied. at home. The only way a sales tax can and should be voted ★ ★ ★ by Oregonians would be through a measure drafted YELLOW-BELLIED WELCHERS! to definitely transfer the tax burden FROM property A teapot tempest has been raging for a week be­ TO sales. cause some administration critics claim President Only when a sales tax dollar cancels a dollar of said American frontiers were in France and along the real estate taxes will arguments made on behalf of Rhine. the sales tax theory actually apply. Mr. Roosevelt, with characteristic clearness, flatly Taxes on gasoline have worked out fairly well. tabbed the statement as a lie. Motorists complain very little at paying a 25 per cent The puzzling thing about the whole affair is, how­ sales tax on gasoline because their license plates now ever, th^ manner in which the essence of his talk with cost but $5 a year instead of $15 to $35. Almost every citizen would rather pungle up a few a senate military affairs committee could immediately cents at frequent intervals than get cracked for diffi­ be made a public controversy when all members pres- cult dollars once a year. But Oregon taxpayers are 1 New York world's fair. England is smart enough to know that a sales tax law without spending $2,500,000 which is top- i id by France's $3.500.000 That | a rider cancelling an equal amount of existing taxes i kind of money should make quite is just another weight being thrown onto an already | a showing. too-heavy burden. By MINER STAFF WRITER ; OF ALL THINGS! li ★ ★ ★ I AST year marked three 50-year anniversaries for ex-Kaiser Wilhelm, which fact was brought Well, we’ve got to hand it to our competitor across to attention by his 80th birthday the street—he can spread it on thicker than a 1939 anniversary a few days ago. His grandfather died, and about three model John Deere stern-wheeler. months later his father passed “Fifteen per certt more news service than a group away, then he ascended the throne, in 1888. of successful newspapers” claims the Daily Twiddlings, , all Nineteen hundred thirty-eight and we’ve got to acknowledge that’s quite a feat. And j also marked a 20-year period in life. In 1918 he hurriedly lam­ pictures? They’re nearly as thick as house ads in the I his med for Holland, but his observ­ daily. ance of that anniversary hasn't Guess The Miner will have to keep plugging along been recorded. 1 i 1 at being the best daily on Friday, and the best w’eekly Claimant to the speed talking of the Americas, the other six days. Not the biggest, y’unnerstan’—but i championship Rene Cañizares, a Cuban radio then we won’t fall the hardest, either! | announcer, has been clocked at 2600 words in 15 minutes. His clos­ ★ ★ ★ est rival, Peter Grant, another radio speaker, has been timed at the same rate but the Cuban main­ “AS THE TWIG IS BENT—” tains that 2600 words in Spanish Following the parental embarrassment in Medford j is faster than the same number in English on account of the more resulting from wholesale apprehension and jailing of I intricate Anyway, juvenile vandals, comes news from Grants Pass that that is 2.8 pronunciation. plus words per second. a rate to maintain for 15 a similar “crime wave” has been uncovered there. Quite minutes. Youngsters in nearly all communities seem to have 1 1 1 A fall of from 42 million to 35 suddenly become a serious problem. population faces the And somehow the notion lurks in the minds of million French nation if her birth rate many that nothing is wrong with our youth that and death rate continue at 1935 couldn’t be cured by the laying on of hands. Or wil­ figures. 1 1 1 lows, if the hands are tender. Last month London celebrated first importation of British The Miner is inclined to agree with Moore Ham­ the empire-grown tea 100 years ago. ilton of the Medford News (twice a father himself) Too late to furnish the ingredient a famous tea party held in Bos­ in that youngsters have been coddled and glorified of ton harbor about 1773. The Brit­ too much by parents who have forgotten to think on ish industry has developed until they have an investment of 500 their responsibilities. million dollars and employ 2,000,- Many mothers and fathers have “streamlined” their 000 men raising tea. 111 notion of what constitutes being a conscientious par- A compulsory 90-day summer school vacatin is the object of a proposed measure ’ before * ~ " the Cali- fornia legislature. Object: To give a longer vacation season, and the JN superior funeral direction there families with youngsters in school must be those priceless elements will be able to stay longer at the hotels and resorts. Looks like they of sympathy, understanding, con- are starting in on each other for a sideration and knowledge, Here you tourist crop. are assured of just such elements. 1 1 1 Some proponents claim that "postalization" or zoning of rail­ way fares will pull the railroads Funeral Service Since 1897 out of the financial dumps. They had better look out—Uncle Sam has been running the postoffice department that way a long time now and it’s still costing him about $20,000,000 a year. (Formerly Stock’s Funeral 111 Parlor) Afghan, Germany, Tran, Latvia We Never Close—Phone 32 and Liberia are the only nations not represented by exhibits at the MAKING THE GRASS GROW GREEN! LITWILLER FUNERAL HOME First Baptist Church Charles E. Dunham, Pastor Church school meet« at 9:45 a. m., C. N. Gillmore, superintend- ent. Morning worship at 11 o’clock “The Glory of the Cross” is the subject of the pastor’s sermon. Young People’s union will meet at 6:30 p. m. Evening service at 7:30 o’clock. The pastor will preach, his sub­ ject being "Keeping the Unity of the Spirit." Prayer and conference meeting, 7:30 p. m. Wednesday. • - • Business visitors from Medford Tuesday included Louis Jenkins and Rollo Pierson. In Line With Our Policy of SERVICE And believing that by closing Saturday af­ ternoons we have caused some of our customers some incon­ venience in the past we have decided to re­ main OPEN SATURDAY AFTERNOONS BEGINNING FEB. 11, 1939 A$« PHONE 20 ST. at RAILROAD ent at the discussion of foreign affairs were ple^ to secrecy. . „ . Surely the President is entitled to talk things < with an advisory committee and, lor obvious r< m recognized the world over, extract a pledge of ki |< from members. Breaking that confidence has i <‘ ku in a storm of insults and insinuations from clirtl nations and has launched an avalanche of beside- point argument in the American press. 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