SOUTHERN OREGON MINER
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Friday, February 26, 1937
A MEMORY OF THE FAST
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By «I. C. REYNOLDS
Southern Oregon Miner
Sage and Sourdough of the Vpplegnte, Klondike mid < olormlo
Gold Fields, As Well As Cowpuncher mul "Desert Kilt"
»•ubllnhed E»«wv Frida» at UW East Main Street
ASHLAND, OREGON
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Entered «is second-class aiatter February 15, 1985, at the postoffic«
at Ashland, Oregon, under the act of March 3. IS. 9
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Editor and Publisher
Assistant Editor
LEONARD N. HALL.
JANK FRIME HALL.
PHONE ASHLAND
This happened In the month id May, You know.
fell u|M>n a holiday also
date will long mi memory prey,
in the house we hud to stay
gaze upon a world of spray, Below
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Subscription Rates, in Advance
One Year
$1 DO
Six Mouths
50<
V
At last we heard old Thompson sav Quite low
"You fellows over In the hay, Hello'
Wake up old timers, break away
Dig up the cards and let uh play
Some penny-ante to allay This woe."
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FOOD FOR THOl GHT!
During the coming week the Ashland Chamber ot
Commerce will undertake sale of 50 tickets to a dinner
< »1.1 Thompson's klea. by the way, Not slow;
Caused all of us to go astray Just so.
to be given by the Talent Grange at Talent Monday.
For as I once before did say,
March 8. The feast is to be in the nature of a good
The Devil surely was to pay.
I lost my "rep" that rainy day And "dough.”
will get-together for the two communities.
Talent folks, as every Ashland business man
economie» sub|ects and advlsed
knows, make very good friends and customers, and
studeiits In thelr Work.
Nchools of thls illstrlct visltrd
the dinner will be a fine opportunity for Lithians to
Included Phoenix. Tnlent, Ashland
recement bonds between themselves and the neighbor -1
Five Ashland women's patriotic and Bellvlew
ing community. Our chamber of commerce officials
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clubs met Monday in the civic club
and members of the Talent Grange have arranged for Herby’s intolerant ejection of critics during the bonus house to commemorate Washing • Roy Parr, Jr . returned froi
ton's birthday
I i
lllgalca Snmlav wheie Ile w4
the most subtle diplomat of all—food—to be present j march scandal of a few years ago.
Uniting In the obaervance were i .illvil by suditeli lllness of Mn
Hoover
and
his
advisors
called
out
thp
army
and
American
l«eglon
auxiliary.
Parr, who is recovering
at the meeting.
Daughters of th«1 American Revo
Plan now to attend the dinner and program Mon war paraphernalia to evict ex-soldier critics from lution. Daughters of Union Vet
: Washington at the points of bayonets they once had eran». Women's Relief Corps, Civ
day night. Let’s be neighbors with our neighbors.
ic Improvement club and Veter
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carried. The bonus army was "invading” the city and ans
People like to trade with merchants they know.
of Foreign Wars auxiliary
Hoover,
smug
in
his
definition
of
property
rights
as
Mrs Paul Taylor presided. In
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officers of their reaper
superior to human rights, watched them flee from troducing
organizations
PLEASE DON’T MISUNDERSTAND US, FOLKS! their squalid huts coughing from tear gas, limping live
Included on the program was a
Last week, when the Miner printed only news pic clear of war-like army tanks. His action was consti talk by .Mrs Gordon MacCrackcti.
who s|s>ke on "Our Flag," js>itit
tures of the costly Whittle warehouse fire, we didn’t tutional and within the law, but the American people Ing
out correct rules for its usage,
i musical numbers of the auxiliary
If It’« Stormy and
intend to popularize conflagrations.
revolted at such treatment of former soldiers.
■ quartet, and concluding address by
Of course, fires are lots of fun to watch, but not
The Hoover administration had no tolerance for Dr V D Bain of Southern Ore You I)o the Washing
enough village amusement is furnished by them to the hungry, the destitute and the needy. The problems gon Normal school
compensate for a fraction of the loss suffered, and of such unfortunates was the problem of their own
At Home,
■ here The observance will Include ‘
the present siege of blazes is poor economics.
communities, NOT the federal government. Rifle muz | an exhibit, skating party, father-
It’s Not Today!
Just because the Miner, with the help of Photogra zles. poison gas and cavalry for protesting demon| ' laughter banquet ami a birthday
' council fire.
pher Wilbur Bushnell, pictured a conflagration last strators.
Arthur L Coggins, president of
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the Camp Fire board of h |> oiimois ,
issue, every darned fire in town doesn’t need to think
Now, however, when his successor—chosen bv the was
reelected recently to that
Drafty, steamy washroom»
it can crash the paper.
same electorate which dismissed the disappointing post Other members of the board
and
wet
clothe»
lying
Forsythe, Mrs
Already this year Ashland has suffered more loss Hoover—urges a revision of the supreme court Hoover include Mrs B
. around do not help the
Harker. Mrs W F. Knox.
family health
from fires than during several years past put together, promptly “pickets” the White House with his public J Mrs II Elda
Anderson and Henry
KIT
and it makes people wonder.
utterances and criticizes the president as one who is Ender». George A Briscoe. Roy
Parr, Dr W J Crandall, George
Any day may be WHMh<lay
leading us to governmental ruin. He “marches" on lcenhower and Frank Van Dyke
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if you just call uh And
a
Washington as though he possesses a divine right to
A MAN AMONG POLITICIANS!
you may I m - »urv your bun
MAGIC WELL RECEK ED
die will be returned dean,
Emerick Jones, known profes
It is indeed refreshing in this day and age for be heard above all others.
germ-free and on schedule
It would be well for the nation as a whole, and sionally as Emerico, Prince of
time
Oregon — or any other state — to have a governor
Mystery, entertained more than
better
for
the
party
to
which
Hoover
subscribes,
if
100
persons
at
Talent
high
school
You'll like the service.
whose promises are being carried out just as he said
he would realize that he served his term as the coun recently with a 40-minute sleight-
they would be before his election.
The local
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try's leader—and failed. The voting public, by over of-hand who performance
studies legerdemain as
It was back in little old Jacksonville that this writer whelming majority, wants no more of him. and he youth,
a hobby, has given a number of
first met Charles H. Martin. A fine, well mannered makes himself more and more ridiculous by his per performance» before southern (Ire-
gon audiences
man with white hair and a kindly demeandor, with sistent kibitzing.
well-molded ideas giving his personality definition. In
B LEADER VISITS
The greatest one thing Herbert Hoover now can I II ( S< LI ll<MILS
OF
DISTRICT
what probably was a casual conversation with one of contribute to his i < country’ and the present supreme
the back-yard miners of the town, Martin was heard court ¡g hj8 snence.
M inh Helen Cowgill, assistant
Phonr 16.5
31 U nter Mt reel
state 4-H club leader, was in Jack-
to say that he believed in * the future of mining in
son county this week visiting
FOR the IDEAL WANHDAY,
Oregon, and that he favored a state bureau to help
schools carrying 4-H club work
COUNTY FLOOD FUND »3721
•H MT CALL, THAT'S AIX"
Miss
Cowgill
gave
spécial
atten
A
total
of
$3721
was
contrib
place the industry on a firm foundation.
uted by Jackson county people to tion to members carrying home
It was the soothing thing to say in Jacksonville,
the Red Cross flood relief fund,
it was announced over the week
and a week before his opponent—fat and promising
By OWEN H. BARNHILL
end. Of this sum, $974 98 was
Joe Dunne—had practically guaranteed a nugget in
contributed from Ashland, said
T. Frey, chairman of the
every gold pan. Yet early this week the house of rep SAM McNAIR hitting the George
Jackson County Red Cross chap
resentatives passed a Martin-sponsored mining bill wrong nail at the normal girls’ ter A final remittance of $295.41
was made to flood relief head
that will provide for an appropriation of $100,000 for spike driving content.
quarters Friday
the next two years, $20,000 of which will be used toiKician going S take s white rab-
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grubstake prospectors.
Ibit out of a hat anfl finding two CAMP FIRE TO OBSERVE
25TH ANNIVERSARY HERE
Already the fact that Martin has carried out his A lli ' s
to
Twenty-fifth
annual
birthday
economy platform is widely known, and this week the make cello rhyme with helio,
jubilee of Camp Fire will be ob
ESTHER
CARTER
selling
governor’s pre-election talk of aid for miners, over
served in Ashland week of March
’s ale for Scotch pop
21-27, according to plans arranged
heard in a chance conversation, is being borne out as | Adam
GLORIA
WENNER
stealing
part of the man’s ambition. Governor Martin did not the kiddies' show at the normal
peddle baloney during his campaign, and he has not Friday evening.
LEW HANSEN telling a late
peddled any since his election.
soprano to "shake a leg.”
K"OrHO‘E NEWÍ
The governor is giving Oregon his promised “busi JIM YEO hoping a few more
will come in for hair
ness administration” in a competent, mild-mannered j Californians
cuts, as he has almost enough
By KEN WEIL
but firm way. We are a fortunate people with such a hirsute material to make a mat
tress
man in charge.
HOWDY FOLKS:
WALTER LONGSTRETH plan
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ning to hold a bam dance as soon
WHEN IS
WASHDAY?
ASHLAND
LAUNDRY CO
Seeing Things
REDDY KILOWATT
THE HOOVER NECK IS OUT AGAIN!
Former president Herbert Hoover is not satisfied
with having been one of this nation’s most unpopular
men; he persists in embedding himself more deeply
into the public’s dislike by continuing to criticize his
successor.
Not that President Roosevelt never is open to some
criticism at times, but that Hoover hardly is the man
to act as spokesman. And, more particularly, after
A Complete
Service . . .
We are prepared to give a com-
plete funeral
in
every
detail,
and at a price within the means
as he gets the new floor laid in his
new cow stable.
CHET WOLTERS going with-
I out lunch Thursday so he could
. do justice to the turkey dinner
I
at Bellview in the evening.
WILBUR BUSHNELL threat
ening to slay the next customer
who pulls that chestnut about be
ing homely enough to break the
camera.
EMIL PEIL showing a piece of
the punk marble to be used in the
i Oregon state house instead of
Ashland granite.
CHARLIE ROBERTSON telling
how a postal card won the slow
mule race by being 10 years going
from Quincy to St. Louis when he
was working in a wholesale house
in the latter city
POSTMASTER FULLER point
ing with pride to an airmail letter
posted in Chicago at 5:30 o’clock
one afternoon and getting here
on the evening train next day.
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MeNEAL ADDRESSES COUNTY
SCHOOLHEADS' ASSOCIATION
of all.
It’» Better to Know U» and Not Need IT»
Than to Need U h and Not Know U»
STOCK & LITWILLER
FUNERAL HOME
We Never Close—- Phone 32
R. W McNeal, SONS faculty
member, was guest speaker at a
monthly meeting of the Jackson
county schoolmasters association
held at Valentine’s cafe in Med
ford at 6:30 o’clock Monday eve
ning.
McNeal used for his subject cit
izenship.
Rolla Reedy, superin
tendent of Phoenix school system, ■
Is president of the organization.
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Some one dropped uh a
card saying that a doctor
didn’t have to underHtand
hair setting, manicuring, or
permanent waving to give a
beauty treatment.
ADVICE BY BILL BOARD
When a man tell* you
hr is an taiHy uh a bee, it
is well to remember that
a i>re is biiHiewt when he
I h about to sting Home
body.
You will never get stung
buying your building mater
ials from us. We give you
full value for your money,
always.
Papa's stopped
his morning raving
For he has
no trouble shaving
Since, thanks to
Reddy Kilowatt,
His shaving water's
ALWAYS hot.
REDDYKILOWATT
Your Electrical Servant
ASHLAND
LUMBER CO
Oak Street at Railroad
Phone 20
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