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Friday, January 4, 1935
The JACKSONVILLE MINER
bracing every citizen us u naturul
cor sequence.
The Townsend plan is a marvel
ol aimpltelty and faUmaaa and yal
it is ho magnificent that minds
Jack Gannon traps on Bishop creek that are running in the narrow
It was yesterday forenoon when it gets to Washington right smart Back where the timber's green
tracks of precedents of the past
Mata 21k' • Evos 35c • Kiddle« 10c
"It's the finest place to are unable to comprehend it.
Old Applegater Harr Harrs an elderly man entered Ray Cole­ quick I kin use $200 a month, And says
trap
man's hardware store in Jackson­ easy.” went on the old-timer.
JOHN H. HUENERS
Miner’s Objections to
ville and Inquired for the justice of
Route I. Medford
Judge Coleman explained to the I think 1 have ever seen.’’
the peace.
Frl-Hat
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Townsend Idea
man. who said he was from Apple­ Jack says he’s got a good
’ I'm him.” admitted Ray as he gate, that he would have plenty of
scent
DOWN TO HARD I’AN
bait
settled against a counter.
It Is reported that one of the
To the Editor:
time left to file an application for
"We-e-ell, I come tn special to­ the Townsend pension and advised That surely gets the cats
fastidious newly married Indies of
Our yen for writing will not per­
tbl i town kneads bread with her
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mit your kind invitation for opin­ day to file my application for this him to take it easy and watch Coyotes, links ami cougars,
I I
gloves on. This incident may be I
ions upon the Townsend plan to go here Townsend old age pension what congress was going to do Skunks, martin and muskrats
■'omewhat peculiar, but there are 1
unheeded We favor the plan, not plan I kin use $200 a month, about it. The old fellow was hard He takes a vial
because it is perfect in every de­ easy," was the explanation. "You to console, but much talk and as­ And pours it on <>f this rare musk others The editor of this paper |
the ground;
needs bread with his shoes on. he
tail. but because it is a step in the see, I bin hearing about this pen­ surance that the pension was not
sion. and I figgerà I’d better be ali-v uiy being gobbler! up enabled Coyotes, links and bobcats.
needs bread with his punts on. and
right direction.
unless some of th" delinquent sub­
Nothing is perfect in its infancy. gittin’ my name in to Uncle Sam, Coleman to escape the task of Sure come from miles around!
scribers to this "Old Rag of Free­
The first tin lizzie was far from because I’m 63. although I cain’t drawing up an important looking The skunks all left the canyons,
Siin-Mon-Tue
prove it right off.
dom" pony up before long he will
the reliable bus we enjoy today.
paper for the fellow with a full
”1 can’t find no birth certificate assortment of seals and whereases Says It’s too darn strong for me,
need bread without a damn thing
Another reason we favor the
And says what is he using"
on. and Wisconsin is no Garden of
Townsend plan is that no one will to prove my age, but I registered
It was the first formal applica­ What the Sam Hill can it be?
Eden tn the winter time Milin
for
the
draft
back
in
the
war.
but
then hesitate to act and state their
Messenger.
correct age. Yours truly wishes to I lost that paper, too. Guess I’ll tion tor the Townsend old age pen­ They gather all around his bait.
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be the first to start this wave of have to locate the old family Bible sion to come to light in Oregon
1PDRI IBM
you don’t suppose he’s dead?
It is surprising how many peo-
ItrDl
honesty by saying we will be 60 to prove my age to the govern­ and, as Coleman will testify, was Say.
JI\N
Nope:
they
just
kept
on
running.
own
ph>
who
have
foozled
their
ment,
but
I
want
you
to
sort
of
made
in
most
earnest
seriousness,
>•
Ms
V
»
our next birthday, if the plan
And
slowly
shaked
their
head.
Sa
tn
finances
know
what
Uncle
officially
sign
my
application
fer
and revealed a willingness to take
_ '■ asr
passes congress.
ought to do with his money, Wes-
It would have a far-reaching ef­ the Townsend pension and see that $200 a month without argument.
A
spike
buck
got
the
horrid
scent
ton leader.
fect upon the gentler sex who. as
And tried to get away.
I
every one knows, are far «from
And
came
tearing
out
that
canyon
JOHN BEAL
being gentle when their age is Belcastro Repeats
Upon a fated day.
scrutinized.
A IAN HALE
Win
Over
Hated,
We are willing to try the Town­
‘ k °
.» i c i V • »
It stepped its foot in Jack's big
send plan because our sense of
Hooded
Red
Devil
trap.
tolerance under the New Deal has
'Twas there it met its fate;
Wednesday Only
Adults 35c - Kiddies 10c
become highly developed. We have
Jack looked and says, you’re Just
As in all real thrillers, the vil­
repeatedly been told to be patient
To the Editor:
too good.
—ON THE STAGE-----
with th administration while the lain was given his just desserts
you invite discussion of To get used up for bait.
Fri-Sat
NRA. CWA. AAA, et cetera, were and the true blue hero emerged the Since
plan and especially
being given their trials. The Town­ with the cancelled mortgage in since Townsend
your last editorial apparent­ Seems like it was Jack's
send plan is no more ridiculous Promoter Mack Lillard’s weekly ly conveys
to win
some false impressions.
than the hog reduction plan. In wrestling show at the Medford
feel that it should not go unan­ The spikes to meet defeat:
fact, the resemblance is strong and armory last night. Pete Belcastro. I swered.
Out comes Jack's knife, off comes
that has not as yet been denounced Sacramento, played the part of
its hide.
In behalf of the many thousands
Harold Handsome, while the Red
by the brainless trust.
----- ON THE SCREEN-----
old people who through no fault Look. Boys! we've got camp meat I
Perhaps there may be some of Demon was Mister Legree with a >f
>f their own are forced to accept
your readers who have not been red bonnet and lost his mortgage •harity.
Prevue Saturday Night
Babes in Toyland”
the many thousands
very far out on the firing line who on fame and fortune in Medford >f honest and
old people who are suf­ lation. it shall return to me again
scarcely know what has been going for the second time when the be­ fering,
too proud to accept char- and again so that instead of 22
on. For their information and en­ loved rogue, Pete, again flattened .ty. I resent
Sun-Mon
you calling this pen­ cents it will cost me only a few
him
prone
and
plenty.
lightenment I will relate that on
cents in every transaction. This
sion
a
donation
at
the
expense
of
The
main
event,
touted
as
a
re
­
the 21st day of last May I re­
he working population. If ever a not only will make it tolerant, but
ceived a check for $110.72 for pork. venge comeback on a 60-40 basis, "ederal
employe was worthy of his may be considered a good invest­
was
a
retake
of
a
previous
match
Before I could use one cent of this
tension,
so is everybody who has ment in future security, something
when
Belcastro
landed
p
dropkick
it was my duty to march up to
spent
his
years at use­ we could well afford.
NATION!
the federal building and fork over on the hooded one's phiz. It started ful labor productive
I do not claim that by adoption
creating
values
$41.29 for processing tax. How is with a fast display of dirt, punches if which our country in the because
of the Townsend plan we could
course
that for percentage ? If one can and bitin, and first fall went to >f years has become richer and reach the utmost in prosperity, but
EAST MAIN
gulp that down and still grin he Belcastro in 16 minutes when a greater.
by additional legislation to correct
PHONE 84
will scarcely worry about a sales sonnenberg, dropkick and body
some
of
the
fundamental
evils
of
see in an old age pension an our capitalistic system and im­
tax to keep the Townsend plan press followed one another in •'.ct I of
BEAUTY SERVICES
well-deserved but long de­
breath-taking rapidity. Next fall
rolling.
provement in world commercial re­
AT \ S\\LN'G
layed
justice.
came
when
the
Red
Demon
ap
­
A pension is nothing new. We
lations we should enter upon an
Permanent
Wave ,
Y
’
ou
Mr.
Editor,
contend
that
are already giving out liberal pen­ plied a backward headlock on Pete, Ulis $200 per month does not rep- era of sustained prosperity em-
Finger Wave
sions to many. The army, navy, who patted for release which was ••esent services rendered by the re­
civil service and forestry practice not forthcoming. Referee Ray cipient and is therefore unsound.
Comb Wave
this convenient method. Even our Frisbie, when forced to break the Using this, your argument, we may
Shampoo
.....
tightest economists and budget punishing hold, awarded it to Bel­ apply it to much of the govern­
Haircut
balancers have not complained of castro on foul, which met with the ment spending with the same force.
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Children 10c
Marcel
this enormous expenditure. Our entire approval of fans. Members Any plan of spending public funds
of
the
Medford
boxing
commission
,
Governor Martin allegedly receives
Manicure
is unsound if it does not go be­
Saturday Only
$6000 per. "But," sez you. 'that demanded that the Red Demon un-1 yond
Eyebrow A rch
the relief phase, aiming at
mask so they could see the face
is reward for merit.”
the creation of a sustained pros-
Scalp Treatment
K5N MAYNARD in
We have a system where ex­ they were about to bar.
Tue-Wed-Thur
First half of Lillard’s double oerity. The Townsend plan is sound
Hot Oil .
travagance and waste are prac­
aside from relief benefits,
Facalls
ticed by a few. On the other hand, card almost stole the show when tiecause.
it
provides
for
this
sustained
pros-
A picture for every adult
the majority are in want. Hunger, Joe Hubka. Nebraska, and Hal ;ierity through rapid circulation of I
discouragement and worry fill Rumberg. Spokane, exhibited one money. All economists generally |
their waking hours, worry for the of the fastest, most sincere wrest­ agree that it is not so much the i
Sunday and Monday
rainy day, sickness and old age. ling goes seen in many months. quality of money in a country, but (
Any one who can live for 60 years First fall went to Rumberg via the velocity with which it circu-
MATINEES—LADIES ONLY
in such an environment without flying scissors and body press, 'ates, which is making for pros­
EVENINGS—MEN ONLY
tuning to crime or rebellion de­ while second fall went to Hubka
serves a pension as a reward of as the result of flying tackles and perity.
Now
as
to
cost:
You
are
slightly
a body press. The match went the
merit.
when you say "the
•
You say the plan would destroy full hour to a well-deserved draw. misrepresenting
TRY THE NEW
A special 10-minute curtain- millionaires and capitalists will not
our thrifty, saving natures. Dear
dig
it
up,
only
me
and
you
and
the
MODEL UNDERWOOD
me. isn’t that what you press men raiser featured two Medford youths common folk will foot the bill.”
TYPEWRITERS
are trying to do? Every thing but aspiring to the business. Promoter One.
Tuesday
and
Wednesday
outstanding feature of the
your bank ads say "Spend, spend, Lillard said last night his next Townsend
is its absolute fair­
spend. Buy now, buy!” And bye- card would be announced over the ness-- it is plan
WARNER BAXTER in
to bestow its
FUNERAL PARLORS
Taylor and Bierma
bye to our dollar, our poor, in­ week-end, featuring another all­ benefits upon willing
rich
and
poor
alike
low
entertainment show at special I
flated dollar.
34 N. Central—Telephone 112
Medford,
Oregon
so
also
its
cost
must
be
borne
by
Your objection to the plan is rates First bell will be heard I at
Medford
rich
and
poor
in
the
ratio
they
that $200 per month is unreason­ 8:30 sharp.
spend.
able. Remember that matter is
We have many people in the
never destroyed, it merely changes Chitwood’s To Give
movies
who spend many times as
or circulates. Therefore no loss
Do they torture you by day?
much as ordinary people and many
occurs in this case unless circu­
Away
Silverware
rich men who make large tran­
lation is stopped. So it is not un­
Keep
you awake at night?
Thursday and Friday
sactions, so do not be deceived in
reasonable but entirely according
Free
silverware,
a
handy
thing
believing
that
the
lowly
must
pay
What
is
it
that
keeps
hospitals
open and doctors
to reason. What a bunch of shop­
busy? NERVES
ping would be done! Think of all as any housewife will tell you, will it all.
V
Further on the editor states that
the money being handled, equal to be available at Chitwood’s in Jack­
What is it lli^l makes your Ince wrinkled and
the happy days, those days of ’29. sonville come Monday, announced based upon the national Income of
makes
you feel old7 NERVES
1929,
it
would
require
22
cents
of
We were only handling money Jean I. Gillis, manager of the store
with JOHN BOLES
Nine times out of ten it's NERVES that make you
then. Yes. our circulation was formerly known as the Jackson­ every dollar to pay for the pen­
Claire Trevor—Harry Green
restless, worried, haggard.
sion. Here again the editor falls to
good. Why should we be denied ville pharmacy.
recognize
the
magic
element
in
According
to
Mrs.
Gillis,
gen
­
the chance to live those days once
Do they make you Cranky,
uine Tudor Plate silver will be money that is kept in constant cir­
more?
We do not share the delusion given each customer whose pur­ culation. If 22 cents of the dollar
Blue- -give you Nervous Indi­
held by many of its supporters chases total a certain figure, and that I spend must go toward the
pension
fund
and
if
this
money
is
she
has
prepared
special
cards
for
gestion, Nervous Headache?
that the Townsend plan would
' awarding
_ of gifts. Mrs. 'lot returned into circulation it will
I CAN GET
permanently cure depressions. No use in the
I
Wb(
n
nerves
are
over-taxed, you worry over
just
exactly
cost
me
22
cents.
1
cure can be permanent unless the Gillis also reports an unusually
PROMPT
trifles, find it hard to concentrate, can’t sit still,
cause for the disorder is removed. heavy trade over the holidays which would be intolerable and
LAUNDRY
Nerve Strain brings on Headache.
Until that time we think we should which necessitated fresh shipment burdensome. But if every dollar so
make use of the Townsend pension of stock which arrived early this .'¡pent is kept in constant circu-
SERVICE
Nervous people often sutler from Indigestion.
because at the present writing so­ week.
There
may be absolutely nothing wrong with the
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FOR
YOU
ciety does not permit disposing of
organs of digestion, but the Nerves are not on the
TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR
the old folk as we do our worn-out
IN
The following correction ap­
job to make the organs do their work properly.
horses and dogs.
JACKSONVILLE
Yes, Mr Editor, better come peared in a small-town paper:
“Our paper carried the notice
Do they interefere with your
along with us and be sixty-two.
last week that Mr. Jim Littell is a
Feebly yours,
work; ruin your pleasure; drive
defective in the police force. This
BERT HARR.
was a typographical error. Mr. Lit­
Jacksonville, January 1.
away
your friends?
tell is really a detective in the
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police farce.”
You’re chenting yourself and the man who pays
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Don’s Radio Service
you if you work when your NERVES are not
So can any
The normal girl is said to con-
normal.
phone without
tain “enough gluten to make five
Builds Miniature Set pounds
trouble, Just
You can’t have a good time when you are nervous.
of glue." It's queer that
call Medford
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You can’t make or keep friends when you are
when
she
forms
an
attachment
she
A vest-pocket radio transmitting so often doesn’t stick.—Weston
J66 and you
keyed up and irritable You may excuse your­
can enjoy the
instrument, one that could be Leader.
self, but to others you arc just a plain crank.
best laundry
housed in the average radio con­
service you
sole, is on display at Don’s Radio
Qu!®t your nervo* with
Service, 407 East Main street, in
ever thought
WHEN BETTER
Medford, this week. It was built by
of. Even to the
that concern for Norvell Wiley of
most delicate
Central Point, who will use the
fabrics can be trusted to our
care. Best of all, the service
transmitter • for unlimited short­
wave broadcasting .adopting the
is always dependably prompt
call letters W7EJY.
and, of course, extends to
Jacksonville.
Woodson Smith and Vic Milnes,
Clothes cleaned by the Pan-
technicians at the popular radio
torltim retain the quality of
ARE MADE
OUR FOUR DISTINCT
shop which has just moved into
AM, DR. MILES’ PREPARATIONS ARE SOLD AT
new clothes, for the im­
LAUNDRY SERVICES
its larger quarters in the Sparta
proved methods cannot in­
building a few doors west of their
Rough Dry, pound
9c
jure even the most delicate
former location, purchased all ma­
Thrifty Wash, pound
.7c
fabrics. There’s real econ­
Dry Wash, pound
8c
terials and assembled the broad­
omy In dressing well when
casting station in less than a
Wet Wash, pound ............. 4c
quality cleaning can be had
WILL
GIVE
’
EM
week’s time. Transmitters similar
so reasonably at Medford’s
to the one on display have been
Phone 166
finest—the PANTORIUM.
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.... wr .
a.
%
heard around the world, having an
Next A to Ä Mann
’s on
North
Central—Phone 73
output of 50 watts to aerial.
OVER HERE
MEDFORD
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WE GO EVERY
' J
60c Size Alka Seltzer—
It has been found that the Tro­
DOMESTIC
At Jarmins you pay only......
jan heroes were probably cre­
SATURDAY NIGHT X
mated. We’ve always understood
Dye Works
LAUNDRY
UNTIL...........................
that Helen had them pretty well
ALL MAIL ORDERS SENT POSTPAID TO YOU
PHONE 244
30 North Riverside
burned up.—Weston Leader.
Applegate Hopeful Hurries to Town
PENSION PLAN
to File First Pension Application
OKE, SAYS BERT
Juck Gannon
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. HEAVINS<
IHiK
HiJENERS SEES
GOOD IN PENSION
“RAMBLES IN
RHYTHM”
of Beauty Culture
ROXY20c ä
OLUNBO
..... 'WAKE UP.
W AND DfilAW
‘Hell-Fire Austin
“Damaged Lives
‘NO GREATER
SERVICE
CONGER
“Such Women
Are Dangerous
“WILD GOLD
NEW CLOTHES
All the Time
Dances
Jacksonville
Jarmin's for Drugs
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