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About Jacksonville miner. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1932-1935 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 14, 1934)
Page 4 Friday, December 14, 1934 The JACKSONVILLE MINER a large dose. One dose tasted so good: you cram to your satisfac- good that it called for another. l tion. Two doses of this fine colored You may have been content whisky made a man feel so good 1 through the grades going without that he generally sat down and your breakfast of fundamentals or wrote a glowing testimonial to the even a part of it. Perhaps you ex manufacturers, relating how weary perienced a wan feeling after the and despondent he had been feel skimpy lunch you permitted your Now we know what the old folks ing and how he had bought a bot self in the upper grades Now in mean when they refer to the “good tle of their famous restorative and high schiHil you are really hungry; old days." The Minor, in an ex had begun to feel better already It's good old supper time You may haustive research trip Into the (Continued from page one) would they kindly ship him a be unaware of your hunger, but archives below the Jacksonville my opinion, if the concern was and bottles more. Several well eat what’s set before you. The vic pharmacy, now known as Chit bonafide and sound, they wouldn’t dozen remedies of that time were tuals: civics, lurtin and geometry, wood’s. uncovered a startling dis need to pay 10 per cent a month known on the same plan, that is. nia.x look unapiH-tizing, but they're covery. for money. They could borrow all patented 95 to 98 per cent pure liquor All dig« stible, if you one«- get them It was Prairie Weed no more, they wanted from the banks for were notified by the government dow i. Making an effort to eat no less six per cent a year She replied to either take out a license for then as well as th«- salads an«l that these people were philanthro Aches and pains have been with des; erts will prevent that feelinfc pists who were making enormous selling whiskey, or be closed up. suffering humanity since the be of emptiness and undernourish One preparation that came in a profits for themselves, and were ginning of time and, if the casual willing to divide with their less neat square jar and was guaran ment in later life. I>atient thinks science has been ad teed to cure almost any human fortunate neighbors. As for her vancing in the last few decades, he •I V KSON\ 11. I.E BASKETB ALL ailment, was analyzed and found self. she was receiving her 10 per just doesn't know his patent medi cent regularly each month and to be nothing but Swiss cheese B isketball practice is underway- cine labels. For Prairie Weed is a thought I was very foolish indeed grated up. which could be bought in Jacksonville for the 1934-35 medicinal trademark registered in in any grocery those days for 20 sea; on. In the past two weeks the 1878, and an entire 31 bottle of the not to get in on it. per pound. When grated and Jacksonville teams have had two magical fluid was brought to light But I was still suspicious and cents put up such a strong argument packed in jars the cost was $1 per pra. tlce games, one with the Ash- a few days ago. lam! junior high team and the that finally not only herself but pound. The medicine, according to its I remember the brand of to- oth- r with the Ashland high sec modest label, is only moderately also three others got to feeling sorry and wrote the Saint Louis bacco I was using at the time was ond and third teams. useful to mankind We quote ver- found to be mostly wheat straw outfit to return their money. T lis year the Jackson county batum: Their investments were returned flavored with tobacco extract An ath etic association is trying out a "Prairie Weed CURES conaump promptly by the first mail and the other brand consisted mainly of new plan for the conference. In- tion, asthma, whooping little postmistress (as well as the brown paper mixed with a small sterd of having a first and second cough, bronchitis, catarrh, bleeding of the amount of tobacco. I suppose that others) received a very polite note tea: i. schools will have class A and lungs, pleurisy, pneumonia, irrita brand of tobacco is all right now, regretting that she was withdraw B t< unis. Both A and B teams will tion of the throat, any kind of ing just at a time when the future but I couldn’t say it was. because have county championships to cough, stomach weakness, indiges looked brighter than ever, and I don't know, never having work for; this will arouse the in- tion, weakness of the kidneys, and assuring her that if she cared to touched it since the expose. The ten st of more younger boys. nervous trembling of the heart and change her mind and invest with less said about the canned stuff of Seven players form Jackson- larger blood vessels Manufactured them again at any future time, she those times the better. They have ville’s A squad: Russell Ayres, Bud by Kennedy, Roxbury. inspectors now who enforce the Mitchell, Byron BackeB, Vyron Mass Donald would be very welcome. " She nearly took the hide off me pure food laws. At least, they are Bostwick. Morris Byrne. Chester Too, if that were not enough, the after receiving that letter. Said it supposed to, which helps some. Flitcroft and Simon Johnson. manufacturer also advertised in was all my fault she had become When a boy. I lived for a time in Ten players make up the B the same package Kennedy's Medi scared for no reason at all and Rhode Island. Our Puritan neigh squad, as follows: Loren Bowman. cal Discovery which just about that she was going to send the bors in the adjoining state (Con Tom Punnington. Gale Graham. cured everything els«- but baldness money right back with $200 more necticut) made their fortunes by Bill Johnson. Shelley Littell. Bill for which he produced a hair re and nobody could ever convince selling wooden nutmegs and hams Lorton. Gail Lusk. Gage Sanden, storer His advertising matter sug her again the Saint Louis people painted to resemble meat Prob Homer Smeta and John Nunn. gests. in large type, that you ’ give were crooked. ably you have heard about this. Jacksonville A and B teams met Well, I was kind of flabber They didn’t have much luck sell Williams Creek teams Tuesday- this to your afflicted friend" after gasted at the way matters had ing this kind of stuff in Rhode Is night in a practice game. Gate reading. Collectors of various things have turned out and began to wonder if land. As a rule the R. I. grocers receipts were turned over to ex missed bet in not gathering possibly for once I had been wrong were not so raw as all that. Still, pense fund for the teams during together a real the cure-alls of a past in my estimate. I had a few hun they had a playful little habit of the season generation. They really are quite i dred at the time I could easily emptying about 25 pounds of sand an index to the lives and habits of spare, so finally I told the little in every- barrel of brown sugar, FOUND IN THE DIGGIN'S P.M. that if things ran along all which helped the profits amazing I------ -- -------------- A number of freshies falling right for a week more. I would ly. I believe it was owing to this take a chance and send them $200. characteristic of theirs that, by down stairs. Tom Pittock feeling very much Those few days hesitation was absorbing vast quantities of brown ■ ■ ■ Children 10c all that saved my bacon. Before sugar. I finally got enough sand embarrassed. Paul Hess going around on one the week was up the front pages in my craw to break away from of all the papers were full of ac that tribe of saintly tomcats and foot. Saturday Only Many bloody noses and a few counts of how the federal officers come west. black eyes caused by Frank Mee had raided the Saint Louis folks TOM TYLER In bringing his boxing gloves to and slammed them into jail. They school. There seemed to be more had made millions and were ready (A promoters than there were boxers to quit, but the cash was pouring Bill Johnson trying to keep from in so fast they hated to go away Jacksonville High School laughing out loud. and leave it and that was their Also Serial. The junior class still trying to undoing. The 10 per cent they paid "The VANISHING SHADOWS’* 0 ------------------------------------------- A write five-page stories. every month came out of the The girls making a lot of noise HIGH PROSPECTOR STAFF money that was sent to them. Nine Sunday and .Monday dollars came in to every one that Editor....................... Helen Lamb in the sewing room. The biology class dissecting went out. Money was so plentiful Assistant Editor....................... in their offices that there were Lucille Flitcroft crayfish to see what they are made of. piles of it on the floor, in addi Business Manager..................... ----------------- •------------------ tion to what was put away in ........ ............... Morris Byrne safes, trunks and boxes. The sten ♦------------------------------------------- * STRAY COW — Wandered ographers drew enormous wages, TYPISTS WIN AWARDS into town about Nov. 20, but if they wanted more money, they just helped themselves to a Dixie Churchill, of the typing II since having loafed among few bills when they went home at class, won the bronze pin and the night and nothing was said about silver and gold pins by typing 52 various herds until Dec. 1. Tuesday and Wednesday it. words a minute for 15 minutes when she adopted bed and So the little P. M. just got her with only three errors. She also LILLIAN HARVEY in $400 there in time to lose it all. has the certificate of credit. The board of my herd. She is of She cried about a bucketful and pins are expected to arrive from jersey type, no marks, no ÍÍ felt so downcast that I did not care San Francisco soon. to kid her any. Especially when I Eleanor Clark of typing I won horns, no brand ; came stopped to reflect that I very near a certificate of credit for typing fresh Wednesday night. ly came the same cropper myself 15 words a minte for 15 minutes Thursday and Friday Owner may have her by and all that saved me was simply with five errors. r pure luck and nothing else. NILS ANTHER paying for this ad and for Probably quite a few people who SUPPER TIME GLORIA STUART In feed. If you think she’s read this can recall President Taft’s administration and the big Did you ever "just sit” in a yours, communicate with upheaval that was caused by the classroom ? No, not just sit and government when the widespread dream, but sit and listen to the Jim Cantrall, Jacksonville. adulteration of foods and medi conversation or the chance whis Postoffice box 62. cines was investigated by its chem pers buzzing around. You are sure ists and the results made public. to have heard these questions: Nearly everything was being adul "What page is it?" "Where do terated. Up to that time it ap we start?” "How far shall we peared to be the favorite pastime read?” “What time is it?” and of the manufacturers to adulter dozens of others. The common one. ate almost every article or com “Aw, why study this stuff?” is modity they produced. perhaps the key question. Even the One widely advertised patent senior class seems to have small medicine was composed of 98 per understanding of why they should cent of good whisky and two per study. cent of some coloring matter. This How do you feel when you've not was a great favorite with every breakfasted? Pretty chipper for body throughout the country. the first few hours. But when the YOU WILL FIND OUR EXTENSIVE STOCKS OF USEFUL Prominent persons like senators, lunch hour passes and still nothing GIFTS OF HARDWARE A TREASURE TROVE OF CHOICE government officials and the like, edible has passed your lips, then when feeling tired and run down, comes that empty gnawing feel would purchase a bottle and take ing! Supper time looks pretty INSULL RELEASE CAUSES CAUSTIC 1 TOLU YOU sor PRAIRIE WEED IS 78 CURE-ALL ROXY20c Fighting Hero” High Prospector WHAT NOW?’ HEART SONG” people. The Prairie Weed, for ex ample. was es|H-clally recommend ed for consumption and arguments put forth declared that in the west the disease was much less preval ent. due to this peculiar prairie weed which always grew then*, and from which the medicine was Mut» 2ftc • Eve» .tV • Kiddie* I Oc made. 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