V 5 c a Copy But You Roally Should Subscribe Today T he J acksonville M iner “The Sheet That’s in the Pink” V Jacksonville, Oregon, Friday, September 21, 1934 Volume 3 Number 38 FOR OREGON UNITED (From Oregon Joumel) SCHOOL CLAIMS Residents of southern Oregon | counties would have been gladden­ if they could have heard them­ 56 APPLEGATE’S ed selves, their county history and their land and landsca;«- described by former residents Sun­ UPPER CLASSERS in day talks at an open air meeting and Americanism: A farmer, holding his crops for u higher price, con­ demning laitorers who strike for better pay. Although a Winston-Salem court upheld the right of a rooster to crow, it would be nice If some­ thing could lie done about these dumb clucks Then there's the lad who Is con­ vinced he can get a "lift” by smok­ ing a certain brand of cigaret In fact, he wan lifted all over the woodshed when hia 1’a caught him smoking. • Humans are a consistent lot. The world worries when one of the Dionne quintuplets develops a mite of fever off in Canada, while a squawllng brat down the street gets nothing but dirty looks • Times aren't what they used to be. A few years ago the heavy dramatist had a prompter off­ stage, but today the poor radio artist has no mutter to guide him • "Sand fleas are full of hops." says Clark Wood, who evidently has accomplished the lm|M>ssible by running a country weekly and taking a vacation too. • This business of government is getting too complex for us. On the one hand it is plowing under, while on the other government is busy coughing up. • Siskiyou county, California, Is objecting because Oregon work­ men are being employed in CCC construcUon there. We've a lot of California workers in Oregon who could be spared for the job. • A small town may be a place where they roll up the sidewalks at 9 o’clock, but a village (like Art Powell's town) is a place where they have no sidewalks. With deer season heir again, those males who don't have to spend all their time chasing bucks are out after 'em. Increase of 22 Over Last Years in Upper Grades As Students Scatter to 4 Winds for Knowledge With the advancement of the fall season, Applegate's young peo­ ple, totaling fWJ, an Increase of 22 over last year, are leaving for numerous points to attend high schools and colleges. Seven are entering college and normal school. Miss Olivette Glnet is contin­ uing at the Holy Names acudemy at Portland after one year of study there. Lee Port Jr. will return to Oregon State college for his sopho­ more year, and Louis Buckley has entered Columbia unlvversity at Portland for bls junior year. Leo Hoffman has returned to junior college at Sacramento, and Miss Josephine Clute has enrolled at Berkeley as a college freshman Miss Bertina Elmore and John Harr will enter Southern Oregon Normal. •Thirty students are attending high schcxd at Jacksonville, and include: Howard Kelkhafer, Iola Fields. Marion Roberts, Lois Math- eney. Wendell Matheney, Maxine Hill, Russel Ayres, Avanda Ayres, Henry Head, Robert Peebler, June i’eebler, William Pittock, Tom Pit- tock, Alford Kubll, Alice Madsen, Warren Mee, Frank Mee, Fred Al­ bertson, Royal Gennett, Valerie Pearce, Jack Provolt, June Pro­ volt, Lee Brown. June Bell, Jes­ sie Smith, Betty Hall, Vonetta Ru­ precht, Gladys Byrne, Maurice Byrne and Agnes Dunford. Medford: Robert Fletcher, Kath­ erine Fletcher. Billy Townsend, Su­ san Davies. Delbert DeWolfe, Chas DeWolfe, Ardith Stephenson, and lx-ah McKee. Ashland: Dow Lewis, Robert Lewis, Frances Port and Louise Harr. St. Mary's academy: Virginia and Josephine Ginet. Gold Hili: Hazel and Merle Ken­ dall. Phoenix: Isabel Black; Glendale, Oregon: Lola Straube; Central Point: Aaron Ayres. --------•-------- Cyclist Recovering from Crash With Truck on Saturday Funny, too, how a hunter can shoot blind into a moving clump of brush and drill a man between The Sacred Heart hospital re­ the eyes, but can't hit a deer with a scatter-gun that's standing on ported Wednesday that Archie Johnson was recovering satisfac­ his foot. torily from injuries sustained Sat­ urday when his motorcycle collided Old But Still Good with a CCC truck above the Beaver ranch on the Silver Fork (From the Files) Ì road. MceUng the car on a turn, Mr. Among the interesting communi­ cations received by the war de­ Johnson, a resident of Provolt. partment during the World war came in contact with the back por­ was the following, purported to tion of the truck, resulting in a have come from the official flies severe laceration on the cheek, of the government and submitted and neck Injuries which were con­ by F. L. J. Carroll, Phoenix, Ari­ sidered serious. He was brought to the Star Ranger station, where zona: Dr. J. B. Gillis of Camp Applegate Mr. Headquarters was called to give first aid, and U. S. Armory later was removed to the hospital. Washington, D. C. Dear Mr. Headquarters: My husband was Induced into the surface long months ago and I aint rec’d no pay from him since he was gone. Please send me my elopement as I have a 4 months baby and he is my only support and I kneed it every day to by food and keep us enclosed. VrdAT 3>O V a — I am a poor woman and all I have is at the front. Both sides of K mow •ATJouf my parents are very old and I v4< s can’t suspect anything from them as my mother has been in bed 13 years with one doctor and wont take another. My husband is In charge of a spitoon. Do I get any more than I am going to get. Please send me a letter and tell me If my husband made applica­ tion for a wife and child and plese send me a wife’s form to fill out. I have already written Mr. Wil­ son and got no answer and if I don’t hear from you I will write Uncle Sam about you and him. Yours truly, MRS PAUL SIMMS. P. S.: My husband says he sets In the YMCA, every nite with the piano In hia uniform. I think you can find him their. "Then there’s the candidate for governor who is worried about be­ ing Dunne right by."- Jackson­ ville Miner. Mebbe so, but we Dunne no.—Weston Leader. ----------- •----------- Because Upton Sinclair is a writer, it doesn't follow that he can right what he considers wrong with California.—Weston Leader. 4 ! z Spotlight dinner at Peninsula park, Port­ f land. at Their counties were described as a paradise. Their pioneer parents Exposition were heralded as framers of one of the finest civilizations in human ■J history. The region’s gold deposits, iron deposits, lime deposits and other matchless resources were proclaimed as one of the romances of the world. tv The gathering was planned and carried out by Colonel Robert A. Miller In effort to 4-ement Oregon communities into a closer union. The spirit of Colonel Miller's con­ rt o T> *reuu maw .+I e ’Fei.T VJeAu-IMN euousil to tSw •A M □ A i RD l A m C, I* 46 M ad a "P aci Mtn To 60 mj 4*M O»-l 4 ★ A fellow said to me one day, “If what you say is true About your line of ancestry. Why you must be a Jew.” Said I, "Old-timer, guess again. You’ve got the answer wrong; We come from fine old Irish stock, We're Irish good and strong.” "Of course the people all were drowned Except old George and sons, And Noah surely was a Jew. For so the legend runs; But you have overlooked a bet While groping in the dark— There were two Irish monkeys, sir. Who sailed in Noah’s Ark." "And to these noble ancestors Our pedigree does reach; We still with greatest reverence Use much of monkey speech; We often say, 'Ah hah’ for 'yes’; ‘Uh-uh,’ when meaning 'no,' And ‘Hmm,’ the monkey word for ‘what?’ When sleepy, ‘Oh hum ho’.” "To idioms like these our race Has resolutely clung; We always use when practical The parent monkey tongue. And only just in one respect Our imitation fails— We felt compelled when civilized To shed our monkey tails.” "The blue blood of our family Was got upon the square; We did not buy nobility Like many a millionaire; And in the generations past We’ve always left our mark In memory of our ancestors Who sailed in Noah’s Ark.” WEEK’S WORK ON SPRINGS BRINGS 7,200 GAL. FLOW Flume Carrying Enough Water to Supply Half of City’s Users As Result Chamber’s Expenditure Though rain is Jacksonville’s most needed relief, the local cham­ ber of commerce accomplished the next best thing last week by de­ veloping and fluming two small springs in the city's watershed which has resulted, according to an authoritative check, in a 7200- gallon flow every 24 hours to the city's reservoir. Wednesday of this week, to quiet conflicting reports being circulated concerning usefulness of develop­ ment work being carried on by the chamber, Duke Lewis. Ray Wilson, W. E. Childers, Charlie Dorothy and Dan'l Shuss tested flow from flume into pipeline intake and de­ termined the 7200-gallon flow each 24 hours, which is approximately enough to supply 40 families with plenty of water for all domestic uses, excluding irrigation. There are about 100 water users con­ nected at the present time, ac­ cording to City Recorder Ray Coleman. Had the week's work—which kept three men busy—been done early in the season, it is easy to figure benefits to the city's water supply possible over a long period of time, when the late-season flow meets nearly half the city’s re­ quirements. It is hoped that the present flow will tide water users over until first rains, and will elim­ inate necessity for shutting off all water for fire protection. Storage in large reservoir is very low, with little more than emergency reserve left in the pond. The Jacksonville Chamber of Commerce authorized the work, and employed Dan Shuss. Axel Lundgren and Emil Roseman all last week, while Shuss volunteered his services early this week in cov­ ering over the 1300 feet of flume to keep leaves and debris from stopping the flow. It is thought a little more cleaning up and ditch­ ing of springs would develop an even greater flow, despite dryness of the season, by those who have looked over the watershed. Spring water now flowing into wooden pipeline is of exceptional quality, being clear and cold. ------------•------------ Firearms Must Be Registered Under Newer Legislation Of particular interest at the in­ ception of hunting season in south­ ern Oregon comes information from Portland concerning regis­ tration of certain weapons de­ scribed as firearms. J. W. Ma­ loney .collector of internal reve­ nue, calls attention to the national firearms act as follows: "The term ‘firearms' as defined in the national firearms act." said Collector Maloney, “includes all shotguns and rifles with barrels less than 18 inches in length, any other weapon, except a pistol or revolver, from which a shot is dis­ charged by an explosive, if such weapon can be concealed on the person, machine guns, and muff­ lers and silencers. "There are a number of shot­ guns on the market which have barrels less than 18 inches in length that are sold under various trade names, as handy guns, bur­ glar guns, game-getters, etc., which come within the definition of a firearm, under the act, and it is necessary for them to be regis­ tered by the owners with this of­ fice “Revolvers and pistols are not subject to registration, nor rifles or shotguns with barrels 18 inches or more in length. "All persons or firms owning firearms which are subject to reg­ istration should write the collector of internal revenue, 210 Customs house, Portland, Oregon, at once for blanks on which to register the same, as this must be done not later than September 26, 1934. “When these registered firearms are transferred it will be necessary for the purchaser to pay a transfer tax of $200 to the federal govern­ ment, and secure application blanks for that purpose from the collector of internal revenue.” ------------ •----------- Van Galder Mining Ground Sold This Week to Salemite A. C. Van Galder’s mining ground consisting of two blocks opposite the old brewery, formerly owned by Emil Britt, was sold to William Beardsley of Salem early this week by Van Galder and L. "Our coat-of-arms displays a fist T. Larsen, who have been conduct­ Most rampantly upraised. ing a mining operation on the While underneath, a battered head ground. Is suitably emblazed; Beardsley will continue gold re­ And crossing all, in letters bold. covery on the plot, which ad­ joins Jackson creek, present work­ Our motto: ‘Dare and Do,’ Which means to ’DO’ the other guy ings having barely scratched the Before the guy 'DOES' you.” p*y-