The JACKSONVILLE MINER
Moore Hamilton of the Medford New»,
as candidate for the state legislature
from Jackson county.
Published Every Friday »I
JACMONATUX. OREGON
On first thought, this newspaper
would like to observe that our friend
Moore certainly displayed the qualifi
cations of a good politician last week
his editorial which gave the vets their
I in
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LEONARD N HALL
bonus.
MAUDE POOL---------
Of course, the issue which was passed
J. W PECKHAM
over the president’s veto last week had
PHONE JACKSONVILLE 141
nothing to do with the veterans' bonus,
but was a measure designed to repay
veterans' disability benefit cuts and fed
eral employes' payroll slashes. Repre
What A Hussy Dame Rumor Is sentative Hamilton made the slight mis
People are peculiar. They love to give take of denouncing the national con
the up-and-coming fellow a helping gress for paying the last half of the
hand and a pat on the back, and they
taka as much delight in dishing out a bonus without so much as another bonus
swift kick to those who they think are march. It was the first Mr. Roosevelt,
or anyone else in Washington, ever
slipping
Few indeed are there who have not heard of the old bonus question!
indulged in idle, and ofttimes malicious,
The News editorial characterized the
gossip. But the prevalence of the dis •‘bonus’’ legislation as a “fancy bit of
ease never excuses it. A recent Medford politics’’ which was never intended to
case is a good example, and the fact pass, anyway. Just vote-getting. We are
that most of us have listened to wild very glad to read this, and also mighty
gossip and given credence to it in no thankful that the vets are at last get
way lessens its injustice.
ting their bonus.
Because a Medford businessman re
And on second thought, we still think
signed from a responsible position and Representative Hamilton displayed the
there has been somewhat of a shakeup, unmistakable aptness for a typical state
there is no justification for the wild talk legislator. Editorial w’riters, you know’,
31 words per minute
of federal grand jury indictments, ar sort of set themselves up as an author ! with
Accuracy honors went to Mar-
rests. blah. blah. blah, that is going the ity when they write and print terse com ion Wiltse. who made only five
rounds.
ment on what the government is doing. errors during the 15-minute test
Though the man in question may not Moore, besides saying the measure period.
have been too popular—few money wouldn't pass—a day or so after it HAD
BIRTHDAYS THIS MONTH
Calvin Lusk. April 2
lenders are—he is entitled to more con- j passed over the veto—was writing about
Morris Byrne. April 4
rideration than he is getting. It wasn't a bill that hadn't even been introduced
Gladys Byrne. April 6.
so many months ago when we remem into this session of congress!
Marian Winningham. April 6
Maxine Boone. April 8.
ber him as the central figure among
What was it that Hamilton said in
Velma Thomasson. April 10.
those few who stood up on their hind his editorial ‘‘fell with a sickening
Vonetta Ruprecht. April IX
legs and made a real effort to eliminate thud”?
Grace Branam. April 15.
dissention and strife. He was spoken of
Eleanor Clark. April 15.
Donald Forbes, April 27.
then as a public-spirited man. but today,
Helen Lamb. April 30.
because of some business difficulty—
which at this stage certainly is his OWN
•JACK AND BEANSTALK* TO
Just An Air-Ship
BE PRESENTED APRIL STH
affair—the same people who slapped
Friday night. April 6. the mod
him on the back not long ago are slap
I All airships to be equipped with hon.s, ern version of "Jack in the Bean
ping him behind his back today.
stalk' will be presented at the
is latest ruling.)
school gymnasium
There never is anything fair or hon
You’ll get many a laugh at the
By J. C. REYNOLDS
est about gossip. It always iv more
typical colonial villager*, a truly
wrong than right, and more vicious than
tap-dancing cow. fierce pirates,
In future, when upon your ear
the magician and a duel between
informative. As we wrote a w*eek or so
a giant and Jack, the sailor
From airy regions far remote.
ago, the wish often is father of w’hat is
In the first act. a group of vil
There falls a piercing sound, as clear lagers
being said about someone.
is seen merry-making. yet
And vibrant as a trumpet's note,
longing for the return of a good
Even if gossip going the rounds were
friend. Jack. He surprises these
Be not affrighted as before
partly true, people should then have
friends by returning After telling
With
thoughts
of
Gabriel
and
his
horn
enough of the milk of human kindness
of his many adventures at sea. he
Twill be an air-ship passing o’er
is informed that during his ab
to be just a bit sympathetic and give a
sence. his mother has lost all of
Which toots at folks below’ in scorn.
poor devil a hand. But. like mob action,
her fortune.
gossips like to take advantage of those
Tne second act takes the merry
When in the sky above you hear
in helpless positions.
maker* to the fair, where Jack
hope* to sell his cow. Seen too
The rustle of mysterious things
Idle minds always have busy tongues.
in this act are Dutch Dancers.”
Resembling to your startled ear
"Gypsy Ann.” Foolemesi. a ma
The flutter of an angel’s w’ings,
gician. Jack trades his cow to
Foolemesi for five magic beans
Be not alarmed as heretofore,
His mother is disgusted with him
Twill
be
no
Heavenly
messenger;
‘Senator’ Hamilton Qualifies
for this foolish trade, and the
Twill be an air-ship sailing o’er
beans are thrown away,
The Miner notes with much interest
The third act starts with the
Whose swift propellers drone and
dance of the five magic beans As
the filing of our contemporary, one A.
purr.
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The Jacksonville Miner
The High Prospector
Volume 1
JACKSONVILLE HIGH SCHOOL
Number 23
the ones which strike deepest to
the grateful and appreciating
heart "—Henry Clay.
FOUND LN THE DIGGINS
CAL LUSK attending to his
— i
hairdressing in history class . . .
JACKSON VILLE NINE
CARMELS being passed by AL
WINS OPENER 9 TO 0
BERTA HART . . . OLE OLSEN
Published Weekly in
telling MISS FENWICK ’You
Hess Offer* Ne Hit*. No Runs
The Jacksonville Miner
ain’t so dumb!” . . . BILLY LOR
In a fart game in which few
TON getting an algebra problem
by Students of
hits were offered, the high school
RIGHT . . . MANY members of
Jacksonville
High
School
nine last Tuesday made its first
the student body wearing pained
bid for top place in the secondary
expressions when they realized
STAFF
schools baseball conference Out
that Easter was also All-Fools
for revenge, due to past beatings! Helen Lamb ________ Editor
day . . . LEWIS APPLEBAKER
Elizabeth
White
Asst
Editor
received at the hands of the Cen
doing an imitation entitled "A
Audrey Metzger
Manager
tral Point aggregation on the bas
Student Studying" . . . SERA
Reporters: Hannah Nunn. Grace
ketball court, the Jacksonville nine
PH IN Y trying to protect the
Branam,
Grace
Winningham.
tucked the Pointers in the bag
I "moral” of the school . . . JOHN
Madeleine Metzger. Marion Vo
to the tune of 9-0.
! NUNN actually daring to tell
Paul Hess, youthful pitcher of1 gel, Fred Coffman.
A VANDA
AYRES:
"You're
local fame, offered no hits or run*
crazy!” . . . CONNIE not know
during the fray; C. Casad, mounds- have made ourselves to live and ing what to dig after . . . NOR
man for Central Point, allowed endure.”—Benito Mussolini.
MAN CAROTHERS holding up a
only three hits. Jacksonville’s runs,
typing contest to make himself
due to timely hits, were climaxed
" ‘Head’ work always win* over pretty.
by a circuit clout chalked up by hard work on payday.”- Ray D.
Bud Reinking.
Smith.
CHURCHILL, WTLTSE AND
Score by innings:
CAROTHERS WIN INTRA
Jacksonville ..... 0 0 0 2 4 3
“The way to get ahead is to
MURAL TYPING HONORS
Central Point .0 0 0 0 0 0 start now. If you start now, you ,
Wednesday s baseball game with will know a lot next year that you
In a merry jig danced before
Ashland resulted tn a victory for don't know now and that you the student body by the finger* of
the
locals. Two home runs, would not have known next year."
first-year typing student* last Fri
knocked by Paul Hess and Simon —William Feather.
day afternoon. Dixie Churchill,
Johnson, were the highlights of
sophomore, and Marion Wiltse, I
the game The game ended 6 to 7
'Those who know how to do a junior, ranked highest in net words
In Jacksonville's favor.
thing do not find it difficult: those written per minute.
who find a thing difficult do not
With words leaping and all but
GOLD DUST
know how ta do it.”—Old Chinese splattering onto the page at the
“All things are a school to him Proverb.
rate of 38 per minute. Dixie won
who is teachable. It Is misfortune
the figurative blue ribbon; Mar
that enables us to ascertain how
... all the affair* of human life ion pressed hard at her heels with
"In
solid our training has been, how I have remarked that courtesies 37, and Norman Carothers, Jun
valuable our qualities, bow fit we' of a small and trivial character are ior, cam* pounding into third place
The High Prospector
Spring Production Under Way
NBA NOT ETHEKAL
OK KOST PIPE HOPE
Concerning the New Deal,
which has come under some
fire recently as attempting to
tamper with set laws of na
ture which cannot be varied.
Donald R Richberg. general
N’RA counsel, recently had the
following, among other things,
to aav concerning the effort to
temper the laws at supply and
demand
"In ancient days the gods
were held responsible for the
suffering or happiness of hu
man beings as storms might
rage, or sunshine might glad
den the land. Slowly but sure
ty. through the exercise of his
inventive and planning powers,
man has Conquered the tyran
nies of nature He shuts the
storm out of his well-built
house and bring* into it light
and heat when darkness and
cold dominate the outer world
There is no reason that we
should accept suffering from
economic storms as a vtsita-1
tion of the angry gotls We
do not need to sufter under
the destructive forces produc-
ed by man-made economics
We can construct an economic
system, sanctioned by a politi
cal system, which will so order
our economic life that we can
attain economic and political
freedom and security beyond
that ever realized tn the most
favored land and time.”
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GDI J) DI ST
I am an old man and have
known a great many trouble*, but
most of them never happened. -
Mark Twain.
morning dawns. Jack finds that a
All of the animals, excepting
beanstalk has grown up overnight. man. know that the principal busi
He climb* it and finds a strange | ness of life is to enjoy it Sam
land As soon as he arrives home, uel Butler.
he discover* he has been followed
There is one principal which a
by a giant. This of course brings man must follow If he wishes to
trouble.
succeed, and that is to understand
Don’t get excited! See the rest human nature—Henry Ford.
for yourself
The three greatest essentials to
i achieve anything worth while are
SEVENTH AND EIGHTH
I first hard work, second stick-to-
GRADERS MAKE POSTERS It-iveneas, third common sense— ,
The seventh and eighth grade . Thomas A. Edison.
students have been busy making
The man who builds something
poster* to advertise their operetta. must remember that hundreds of
"The Magic Beanstalk ” Many persons will begin busying them
ideas were originated by the pu selves in tearing down what he
pils Some were done in water has built.— ZuTavern's Bulletin.
color, some in cut paper and still
other* in crayon. Credit for mak
FOUND IN THE DIGGIN’S
ing the best poster goes to Beulah
Andrews. However, almost every
FRESHIES
entertaining
poster shows exceptional talent.
SOPHS . . . WAYNE MARTIN
with a finger wave . . . ETHEL
HOW IT ALL BEGAN
The spiral red stripe on a bar ASHLEY, our baseball star, hcad-
ber’s pole is said to symbolize the ing for the big league . . . OLE
winding of a ribbon or bandage OLSON’S winsome smile above a
around the arm of a patient upon red noae and a green stuffed shirt
whom the barber had operated in . . sketches of an Easter bonnet
the capacity of a surgeon. In form for MR COE.
er times, when the operation of
bleeding was extensively practiced,
blood-letting formed a part of the
duties of a barber.
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF FINAL ACCOUNT
JUNIORS PLAN BANQUET
Notice is hereby given that the;
TO HONOR CLASS OF ’34 undersigned, executor of the Last
At the junior class meeting held
Monday at 1 o'clock plans were
discussed for the annual junior
senior banquet, which will be given
this year in the basement of the
Presbyterian church. The Mission
ary society has agreed to cater for
the occasion
Alice Walton. Elizabeth White
and Wayne Martin were appointed
by the president as executive com
mittee for the banquet. The date
Mt for the frolic is May 11.
Wil) and Testament and of the
estate of John Brownlee, deceased,
has filed the final account of his ;
administration of said estate with
the Clerk of Jackson county, Ore
gon. said Court has fixed Monday,
April 23rd. 1934, at the hour of
ten o’clock, a.m., as the time, and
the County Court room in the
County Court house in Medford.
Oregon, as the place, for hearing
objections thereto and the allow
ance and settlement of said final
account.
All persons Interested in said
I estate are hereby notified to pre
sent their objections, If any they
have, in writing, to said final ac-
! count or any Item or part thereof
I on or before said <lay.
Dated this 23rd day of Marvn,
I 1934
CARL FITCH NEK. Executor
w O. TRILL.
Attorney for Estate
< Mar 23 30. Apr 6 13)
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EXECUTOR’S NOTICE
TO CREDITORS
NOTICE Is hereby given that
I the umlersigned has been appoint
ed by the County Court uf Jackson
County, Oregon, as Executor of
. the Estate of Alice A Sargent,
ieceased
All
persons having
' claims against said estate «re
hereby notified to present the
I Mine, duly verified, to the under-
, signed Executor, at his office. 301
> iJberty building, Medford. Oregon,
on or before six months from the
date of this notice.
Dated and first published thia
23rd day of March. 1934
ALLISON MOULTON.
Executor of the Estate of Alice A.
Sargent. Deceased.
I Mar 23. 30. Apr S. 13)
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