THE JACKSONVILLE MINER Page 1 ford Christian church Hunday aft­ While Popping the Question, The Likes the ’Pink Sheet* SI I am sending to pay for a re­ ernoon, when a repetition of the Terrible Effects of the Onion on newal of my subscription. student recital given In Grants Pass Married Happiness, Ac, Ac. Read ¡To the Editor: Yours very respectfully. a week ago will be assisted by below a few ot our glowing testi­ As I am an old subacrLet and MRS MARY ABBOTT an ensemble of 43 voices. ft it tintiti n nnm nnnnnnnnnnnnntn monials: also an old-timer, I seem to like Ashland, Oregon. • Mr. A. E. Hildreth of Oakland, My Dear Mr. Mack—Please the little pink sheet; it gives me Calif., spent several days visiting withdraw my name from your his slater-ln-law, Mrs. Ixila Hil­ ■ ■., — i - — / list as I have met my true soul­ news of other old-timers that I • Miss Jun« Rudd, teacher In the Dr. Gillis Mrs Crumley Is the dreth. lie left Tuesday evening for » ■ ■ mate by th«» help of your system never hear from any other wsy. Thompson creek school, spent the former Miss Frances Cooke of Med bls homo. Subscribing to the NBA, one and we are to be married imme­ Besides, it goes all the way to ford The daughter bus berm christ­ • Mrs. Allen Cbliderx visited her should Never Repeat Anything, but week-end visiting In Ashland diately. We are so happy and are Phoenix. Arizona, to some Oregon­ • Miss Jennie Elmore of Cottage ened Dolma Mae. sister. Mrs. Charles Vogel, on the setting this aside, and Interviewing FUNERAL PARLORS making grand plans for the fu­ ians there who are so glad to get Grove lu spending the week ax u • Mr and Mrs W. A. Freeland ol Im Siinduy. "Mattle Mack" would be nice? I school, the reporter had always wondered and Howard Hatfield of III the Sacred lleurt hospital, whore i • Mr. Stephen Wilson ot Hams We wish you many blessings in she Is recovering from u major op Valley was In Jacksonville Huturduy Roseburg spent the week-end ax why the stripes on a barber pole the wonderful work you are do­ oration performed curly Inst week. while visiting at the homo of C. B. guests of the latter's uncle, Ben ran around; why does a chicken ing. (Hlgned) Miss Irna Lollapa­ cross the road; etc., or something Dawson, of Steamboat. Dr. churles T Sweeney Is th« at­ I ninnlngton looza, Hocus City, Miss. • Mr and Mrs. George Gossner of • Mr and Mrs Charles Howard like that. tending physician, Friend Mack Thanks to your • • Churles Knutzen, who sustained Coquille are visiting ut the homo of and little son of Granta Pass were matrimonial market, I am mar- Coarse gold Is acceptable, but Injuries Friday when a log rolled | the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. week-end guests nt the homo of rle«l to a fine- girl worth 1100,000 a little refinement enhances Mrs. Howard’s sister, Mrs. Jxron on him while he wits working on Olla Flitcroft in Texas oil stocks. So you can the vaKe. 1 Offen bacher. • Clarence KusHhufer. who wus ill tli« Carberry road, wus removed to take my name from your list. Was • a Roseburg hospital for treatment. ’ for a few duyx lust week, hue com • Bill Head bus returned to his Intending to send you $10 ax a Jake Knutzen, showing a squad Although It was feared that bones ‘ pletely recovered und 1s up and I homo on lower Applegate from a small token of regard, but hate were broken and that Internul in around, having nurrowly escaped Granta Pass hospital, where he un- of Brush Marines how to doll up a to ask my wife for it so early In - All Yours for the I derwent an appendicitis operation large fir stump and make it go Juries hud resulted, word Ims been , a siege of pneumonia. the game. You will understand.: boom. Twist of a Dial received hero Hint his condition la • Donald Wendt, who had been t wo weeks ago. Your friend for life Fuller Appl«»-! not serious Mr. Knutzen la expect­ I visiting with his grandmother, Mrs. • John Harr and William Dorn at­ xaus, Grand Bluff. Kans. Mrs. Pursel — When was the ed to be able to return home within I 1 Odell« West In Oak Grove, returned tended un executive meeting of the I (ear Mr. Mack—Owing to you, Crater laika Christian Endeavor Johnstown flood? to his home here Tuesday. a week. J am engaged to marry the choice Bright Pupil During the reign • Members of the Little Applegnto • Friends have received word that council nt Phoenix Hunday. of my heart and need be an old 1 sewing club were scheduled to meet Mrs. Hilda Martin, a former resi­ • The Applegate basketball five of Queen Elizabeth. o maid no longer. He is a moral [ Wednesday nt the home of Lincoln dent hero, was recently married In mot with defeat Saturday evening young man. has no bad habits and | Frank Zell In an argument with at the hands of the Williame creek Gray, with Mrs Alice Hedberg an ■ Seattle. assures me he doesn't drink • Mr und Mrs Punk Dunnlngton, players, who won with a acoro of Duke Lewis over the merits or de­ hoateaa. hootch (whatever that is) unless merits of certain kinds of cheese. • Carry Culy reports the capture Mrs Alelba Cuntrull, Mr. and Mrs. 35 to 23. he is alone or with somebody. of a cougar recently on Htnr gulch, Thomas Dunnlngton, Arden Tyrell • Mrs Tom Mee I n having uh u Frc. .' finally purchased a variety Oh, how happy I am. Can’t tbank I the animal having been treed wlthj und Mrs. John Knight attended the guest this week Mrs. Churles Bur­ which can be located In the dark. you enough. Do hope you will dogs. Floyd McKee nlso killed n - violin rocitul given at Grants Puss ris of Grants Pass. Prospective Sheriff: Dear Editor make us a visit sometime.: • Ike Matney, who has been 111 at by 35 pupils of Knight cougar a few days ago. Please send rno six bits worth of (Signed) Miss Cutie Splutter­ THAT WILL BRING • Mr. snd Mrs Joss Coleman ofi • Mrs. Ed Jones, who Ilves oil the the Sacred IB-art hospital with fudge, Gushgush, Okla. Medford motored to Little Apple-! | Preston ranch, was visiting with pneumonia for the last two weeks, politicians' political plums for poor YOUR OLD SET people. !.“. much Improved. gate Hunday, where they wore Mrs 8. E. Dunlngton Friday. BACK, AND HOW! e Fowl Innuendo from The Jack- ’ guests of the latter's mother, Mrs • M rs Ostar Dunford and Mrs. • Applegate Grangers attending sonville Miner: ‘It’s a wise rooster Maurice Byrne peering under Clark McDowell called at the borne the meeting of the Jackson county —New Life . . . New Per­ Ida Itollund. a large boulder tn search of the that lets his domestic troubles lay.” formance . . . Better Tone • Harvey, four-months old son of | of Mr. und Mrs. Charles Dunford Pomona Grunge held here In the pay dirt. —Weston Lender. courthouse Saturday «ere Sam When Your Present Set Is Mr. and Mrs William Davis of Lit-1 in Jacksonvllle Monday. Rebalanced and Weak tie Applegut«, has been 111 this • Mlas Vulera Winningham enter- Johnson. Mrs Tom Mee, Mrs. Jack Franklin Delano finally went on I talned several of her friends at her O'Brien. Bon Ellis, Walter Miller REASONABLE RATE8 FOR Tubes Replacedf week with a severe cold. to the red side of the ledger, whisk ­ • Mrs. Fred West nnil Mrs. Glenn bom« Hunday evening, guests In­ and Herbert Elmore. ers and all. Saltmarsh were hostesses to a large cluding Misses Doris and Eleanor • With ttie opening of spring saw group of friends nt a dancing party Clark, Miss Bernadlne Arnold, and mill work at Waldo Mr. and Mrs. Famous Last* Words—I cannot Hugh Brown exited to move to that Saturday evening which was given Miss Murguret Edens. and ORE8SMAKING at th« home of Mrs. Harold Crump. • Mr. und Mrs. CharliM Madsen of place, where Mr. Brown will be em­ say which place I’ll be. but send • Mr. and Mrs. E. II Taylor mot­ Forest creek gave a dunce for ployed. At the present they are re­ me The Miner c-o-d! 423 EAST MAIN PHONE 668—Early or Late MRS. J. L. TAYLOR ------------ a------------ friends in their new log house, just l siding with Mr. und Mrs E. J. ored to Phoenix Tuesday. Brown, having moved from the • Applegate Grangers report an completed. About 65 guests were Manley Rexford ranch, which was attendance of 60 people at their reg ! present. ular meeting Friday evening, with • Mrs Hart and daughters Alberta rented to Mr. and Mrs. Gene Mee. 15 visitors from Central Point und Eleanor now are living In Mrs. • Mrs. Hester Pence of this city Even though there was dlxap|»olnt- Fred Lewis' home. The girls are Is recovering from a brief illness resulting from a carbuncle on her SEND TEN CENTS—For sample ment when the promised debate on students of the local school. copy of our mammoth 14-page th« sales tax between William Carl • Miss Valera Winninghum was ill neck. Mrs. Pence, who lx 93 is re­ monthly containing the addresses and Ben Ellis was dispensed with, early thia week, suffering from a maining here with her son. Mlnnus Pence. of thousands of beautiful, lonely touch of tonallltis. all enjoyed a splendid evening. maidens (many are wealthy) who • Workmen repairing the old • M ih N M H ik 11,-llor of I’oH desire husbands at once. Also Sterling ditch believe that three land Is visiting her nephew and bachelors in every walk of life more weeks will be required to niece. Mr. and Mrs. Mlles Cantrall (many Intelligent) in search of By J. C. REYNOLDS complete the work The ditch, of Ruch. soul affinities at the present which heads In Glade Fork, extends • The Jacksonville missionary so- time. < l«ty of the Presbyterian church I speak four different languages a distance of 27 miles. And comprehend three more, • Edward Warford of lower Apple­ celebrated with an all-day birthday SEND TODAY—And receive free gate was honor guest at a surprise party early this week. A noon-day But baby talk sure gets my goat And makes my tonsils sore. and postpaid our new handsome­ party given Sunday afternoon In luncheon featured the gathering. ly Illustrated almanac, containing C Chitwood. Io, a! druggist, I cannot speak the baby-tongue honor of his birthday anniversary. • ' Or make them understand; among other good things. Lucky Hostesses were his mother, Mrs. bus been suffering from asthma the Days for Close-Vp Courting, Anna Crum of Medford and Miss past week, Dorothy Chitwood tak­ My intellect has failed to grasp The speech of baby-land. Lucky Hours for Kissing. I^ucky Josephine Clute, the party being ing care of the store lu bls absence. Moments In Which to Make given at Mixa ('lute's home on Ap- • Mr. and Mrs. E. 8. Wilson en­ I do not savvy "Boozylum,” Dates. How to Select Your Mate. Or "Toozylum." or "Woozylum," idegnte. Five tablee of progreaalve tertained several of their friends What to Do With the Hands pinochle were in play, high score with a bridge party Saturday night. Or much about "Gazoozylum;" Or such- like fooly-roozylum; going to Miss I.cvonno Corum and Guests Included Mr. and Mrs. Ray­ Fred Clute, and low going to Miss mond Hunsaker, Mr. and Mrs. Ray Such dreadful language strikes me Ladies* dumb Berni««« Sears and Gene Krause. Coleman, Mr. und Mrs. Lee Smith Hair- And makes me feel quite nutty- Refreshments were served at 6 o'- and Mr aiul MN (lorritt- Wendt Cutting sum. clock, after which the playing con­ • It l> Slo-llcy, Portland, has been tinued. Those present besides the lu this city several days on busi­ By honor guest were Mr. and Mrs Wil- ness matters. Mr. Shelley la a fortn- Hut women speak the baby-tongue - Appoint­ llam Drumm. Miss l«evonne Corum, ,-i rcfldcnt With fluency and ease. ment Bernard Corum. Mr. and Mrs. Don • 8 K. Ogle, who has b<*en serious­ I've seen 'em pick a baby up ly ill for time ut his home lumg and little son, Phillip Hoff­ Phone 57 And hold It on their knees; man. Mrs. Verna Duane and son here, has Improved somewhat dur­ And then they'd hug and cuddle him Bobble and Dale Flowers, all of ing the past week, according to re­ PERMANENT WAVING And bite him on the nose A SPECIALTY Medford; Miss Bcrnleco Sears and porta And tickle both his ears and chin Harvey Sears from Phoenix, and • Ernest Carlson, with the help of And pinch his little toes— the following local people: Mrs. A the Pence boys, has taken a lease And call him "Itty Oozylum" Barber Shop and Beauty Parlor N. Krause. Miss Bertha Howard. on property owned by Mrs. Marne And “Mommy’s Oozy Doozyium'' Gene and Francis Krause, Mrs Ed­ i Nelson here. Mining operations And then they'd give the little 18 South Central, Medford ward Warford. B. M Clute and Frod were started Tuesday. V J bum • Mrs. Sarah Cantrall, better Clute. r His ration of "Gazoozylum." • About 20 women attended the known an Grandma Cantrail, cele- Now language such as that, I think -Better Quality" meeting of the Applegate Extension ! brated her xkth birthday anniver­ Would drive most any man to unit Tuesday, when Mrs. Azal«« sary January 20 and 21. Mrs. Can­ drink. Sager of Corvallis, clothing special­ trall wan born In Missouri and came ist. demonstrtaed the origin and to Oregon In an ox-drawn wagon in Cosmic rays are said to be caused use of color. Mrs. Sager gave an | I 1653, shortly after Jacksonville was by exploding stars, and ought to be MEDFORD EXCHANGE Interesting talk on the eubject. founded. She resided In Benton In evidence around Hollywood when 39 S. Front Phone 931 previous to the demonstration of county until 181?, when her parents Halaries are cut.—Weston Leader. the use nnd combination of colors, ; located near Eagle Point. In 1862 Mrs. Rager also spoke briefly of Hhe married John Cantrail and the the many Interesting events to take young couple homesteaded on Ap­ place at the Home Interests con­ plegate. where they lived 47 years. ference at Corvallis next month, i I-ately Mrs Cantrail has been liv- urging as many to attent) from the 1 Ing in Jacksonville with a daughter, local unit an possible. Rhe said that Amy Dow. Saturday aeveral of Mrs. an effort is being made to obtain Cnntrnll's lifelong frlnndn were Mrs. Frnnklln D. Roosevelt an the hosts at a private dinner. Mrs. Nan principal speaker on the program, j Bnchcllor, Mrs. Helen Johnson. since Mrs. Roosevelt is planning a | Mrs. James Llttell and Mrs. Alice tour of the northwest soon. Mrs. ('antrail were among those present. Mabel Mack, demonstration agent, Sunday a dinner wus given for all 608 EAST MAIN, MEDFORD PHONE 743 and Mien Clair Hanley of Medford ’ relatives living close enough to at­ alno attended Tuesday's meeting. tend. • Mr. and Mrs. Harold Crumley • There will be a recital given by are the proud parents of a baby pupils of John R. Knight, Jack­ girl bom January 23 at the home of . sonville violin teacher, at the Med- y PERSONAL NEWS NOTES Both from Jacksonville and Over the Hill CAUGHT IN THE FIRST RIFFLE CONGER FREEASTHEAIR YOU BREATHE The World’. FINEST Entertainment ! RADIO SERVICE PRESSING DRY CLEANING DON’S RADIO SERVICE Mack’s Matrimonial Market 22 YEARS BABY LANGUAGE In the Same Business In the Same Town Ì A Long Time Looking Ahead ...A Short Time Looking Back! TODAY IS OUR BOWMAN’S 22nd Anniversary USED FURNITURE The E EXTEND GREETINGS to the people of Jackson county. We are proud of the many friends we have made and appreciate the patronage of our many customers. 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