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About Jacksonville miner. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1932-1935 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 9, 1932)
The Jacksonville Miner The Jacksonville Miner Fubllthtd WMkly at JACKSONVILLE, OREGON TYING UP TRAFFIC T GASTRITIS By THE FORGOTTEN MAN a Entered m eeccnd clue matter Februry 19, 1931 at the poet omet at Jackson«Illa. Orason, under the act of March 3. 1879. LEONARD MAUDE HALL Editor and Publisher . ,.Appl»|*te POOL.. Editor Address All Communications to Box 138 Subscription Rates, in Advance: One Tear.............. 91.00 Six Months................ Headquarters: THE NUGGET CONFECTIONERY Telephone 161 STATIC By JOHN BYRNE We always were in favor of downing liquor. ♦ ♦ ♦ “Will you please tell Miss Look- um Mr. Christaybokaytuz has called and presents his compliments?” Maid: “Step right in, please, and bring the name with you.” ♦ ♦ ♦ Save and have, said the mother as she deftly broke the shank bone of an old doe, and fed the marrow to her starving brood. ♦ ♦ ♦ A game warden had stopped the car and was looking at a doe strapped on the running board. “Believe it or not,” said the hunter, “but that’s a buck. You see. we accidentally broke a pint bottle of mountain dew and spilled some on his horns, and mister, them horns just slipped right off. It seemed to have a powerful effect on bone.” “Well, I’ll let you go this time, but don’t ever drink enough to let it go to your head.” ♦ ♦ ♦ A number of local fanners have commenced beating their plow shares into fountain pens and their wives into doing the major portion of tlie farm chores. ♦ ♦ ♦ WE APOLOGIZE, JOHN Isist week The Miner erron eously credited the poem, “Iz-st We Forget,” to Charles Harr when It should have been to John Harr Tho verses, < io firing Ing in rhythmic terms the firing ’ " of a cannon by Jacksonville thrill seekers, aroused some comment and reminded <>l«i tim ers of tho dear, dead past. Wo beg your pardon, Charles er, er, John. i I Applegate resident. In dis cussing the recent democratic landslide, claimed it wasn’t so nR well. We are getting to feel much a landslide as that they hop pretty much ut home on u grind- ped onto a wet plunk and slipped stone anyway. ♦ ♦ ♦ Some of our long-lined skin ners (of the public) have the bright idea they can make the old industrial horse forget ills balky notion by squirting a lit tle beer in his ear. + + + "County budget substantially re duced, but levy remains the same," news item i In the Mall Tribune. Toot. toot’ Ix)ok out for the gravy train + + + Governor Roosevelt will soon start assembling material for his cabinet. This will not help Oregon industry much as no green timber will be used in its construction. ♦ + + So far the spawn from tho re cent Rogue river fish bill has produced nothing but a bunch of suckers. ♦ ♦ + Point No. 1- An old proverb sa.VH a fool Is not i without hon- or save in his own < country and his own house. ♦ ♦ ♦ Point No. 2- Am not suitably clothed to appear before the public eye. Have only one suit to my name, a suit of rlghtoous- ness which Is badly moth-eaten. In fact it is morn holy than righteous. + + ♦ Point No. 3 W h already have a rather slippery hold on our own self-respect and the esteem of our neighbors. + + + Point No. I Is point blank. + ♦ + Will close now trusting this leaves you still in good health. You may hear me belch again if my physical condition permits. + + + Our old hack, the (beg your par don) capitalistic system, has de veloped a knock that can be heard around tho world + + + Nations endeavoring to balance Above photo, taken by Verne Shangle. staff photographer, shows a their budgets; the proletariat try- young miss from Texas ready to rope in a little excitement in New York City. Grab your spurs, boys, and lam out for the big city—we’ll ling to make ends meet; and profi teers trying to squeeze blood out be seein’ yuh! of a turnip—page Mr. Houdini. + + + Harold B. Gillis PHYSICIAN and SURGEON Office in Jacksonville Sanitarium Hours—Mon., Wed., FrlM 9-12 to the welfare of this sphere, or of 75 years of progress In this state, Mr. Frank Jenkins, who The price of No. 2 pine box has is it just weakening its own po have been wise enough to tenta 6-9 Every Evening spends part of his time on the dropped to |12 per thousand, en- sition? tively include Jacksonville in the corner of Front and First Sheet PHONE JACKSONVILLE 81 nabling the Undertakers Benevo observance rituals. And It seems of the Medford Mall Tribune lent society to offer cutrates on that, come June, 1934. southern Ore We recall, personally, one or two has developed some very bad funerals, as low as $300. Anyone accounts we were crowded into gon will get one of the greatest corns on both hind feet from wishing to take advantage of this paying when we thought parting plugs in its history. trying to walk in Arthur Bris may fill a depression as well as with the money meant certain dis bane’s shoes. live in one. Prosperity is just aster. Yet, several years later, it However, It Is doubtful if this + + ♦ around the corner. is easy to see clearly that a béné city will get its proper recognition President Hoover expects to ♦ ♦ ♦ ficient lesson was learned which from outsiders unless the local start a back-to-the-farm movement would have been missed had one chamber of commerce and public in the spring. This, his last and Obituary moratorium followed another. And spirited men go after it. There will greatest service to his fellow coun Ashes to ashes. we believe what is right in Hog be a lot of work involved to put trymen, will no doubt be achieved ■ nd And dust to dust; wallow Corners is just as right in , the proposition over successfully. without the assistance of any white , and Jacksonville, the rightful lo- His last contribution Washington, D. C. help. I cation for such observance, should i Was to the coffin trust. ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ Every once in a while we hear i keep the diamond jubilee in mind The undersigned, who has not NIGHT8 I and follow the scent. Last Rum- Old Uncle Shylock looked pretty of how some genius has invented | mer’s success should be but a «mall signed for four reasons, or to be modernly expressed, points, if you with the good to the Allies back in 1917. If a gadget that will do the work of ! sample. please, requests that his name be they pull hair as well as wires, 30 men, and do it better, Most al- placed on file. In case ye editor Uncle better look out or he’ll be ways it requires but one human to While speaking of the old home has no file the grindstone will do operate the labor-saving device, and shy a few more locks. the dingbat is heralded as a boon town. It Is interesting to note that ♦ ♦ ♦ to humanity. The back-breaking in addition to producing about $40.- When it’s night time In Reno I’m labor it saves is pointed out and 000 in gold so far this year, it also hours’ hard work. The unusual ex at weeping the mechanical progress of this age offers another feature—there are ' ertion must have upset our sys For the banks have all closed their is lauded and patted on the head, no vacant houses in this city. Al tem. for we emerged that evening doors. and text hooks are filled with the though rentals are low here, ten with one of the grandest colds on They have divorced me from all of wondrouB ingenuity of man. ants seem to exceed the supply, record. Doubtless we took off on a MEDFORD my money; which is something few cities in non-stop sniffle which will last well into summer. It never rains here but It pours. the United States can boast. Yet we never hear anyone offer ♦ ♦ ♦ an idea as to just what to do with Another thing which should lin Hydrants and radiators have the other 29 individuals who were been accumulating some frozen thrown out of work. For a while ger in the memory of citizens here assets. we were pacified with the apology when they regard the old town is ♦ ♦ ♦ that the newfangled piece of ma- the postoffice. Unpretentious and chinery would create more employ- quite in keeping with the minor im For Rent—One 71-year-old ele portance of this community, there phant in good condition for term of ment instead of less. Did it? is one feature there which Uncle four years or longer. If not rented Sam did not provide, but which, within 30 days will ship to keep Three years ago we swallowed nevertheless, adds greatly to the Tusko company on Honeymoon is- such hooey with pride because we comfort and attractiveness of the CASH AND CARRY PRICES WILL land. belonged in an age of such genius. ♦ ♦ ♦ But are we so proud of humanity place. SAVE YOU MONEY Wanted—One extension bit and and our civilization today? Any nature lover could tell at a sliding scale adjustable saddle, to glance what we mean, but remarks fit sway-backed mule. Will pay top The head sheep, Invention, led are heard too seldom about the price. Smith-Young-McAdoo and Co. us on to what we thought was hu Across from Roxy Theater, Medford wealth of flowers, shrubs, plants ♦ ♦ ♦ man salvation from drudgery and and trimmings which Alice Hoefs, Members of the Sunnyside work, and after a few years of postmaster, has added. Our opinion Bachelor’s club are acquiring such leadership we awaken to dis of the government is largely deter I great proficiency. Climax and cover that we’ve wandered into a mined by the details we come In Day’s Work are used as a base blind valley and to date have found contact with from day to day, and in their expectorating proclivi no escape except through the way Alice’s voluntary addition of the ties. we got there—retrenchment and re feminine touch to the local estab ♦ ♦ ♦ version to hand labor. lishment certainly gives warmth FAMOUS LAST WORDS—THE and welcome to this branch of the DAILY NEWS STILL SURVIVES. But, like the grazing sheep, we nation’s greatest business—hand have nipped the succulent grasses ling of the mail. along our way and perhaps retreat to former grazing grounds will be Those who walk in among the impossible. We believe the mechan jungle of potted plants and what (Continued from page one) ical avenue is a one-way street, nots arranged by Miss Hoefs ha were big hearted, generous and and it wouldn’t be a bad idea for bitually take less notice of their philanthropic. Where are they to the wits of the world to get busy attraction that do visitors who first and figure out something for those come here from outside points. We day? 29 men to do ere they tire of hun have seen dozens of postoffices Headquarters for Don’t answer—we’ll tell you. ger and devour both the one laborer throughout the country, but never i They’re broke, bankrupt, and have and the machine. THE JACKSONVILLE MINER a small town branch which -'V-C lost their shirts. And, In their pres breathed the sweet freshness of ent condition, are they an aid to Well, it looks as though Jackson Jacksonville’s own, or which resem the community? Are they, as bank ville might be offered a part in the bled so much a mother’s living rupts, the pillars of society and a diamond jubilee observance of Ore room carefully dressed up for the part of the financial stability of gon’s 75th birthday, inasmuch as annual homecoming. their communities? Although it was there was no Medford in existence an overdose of the milk of human at the time the state took shape. And anytime someone tells you kindness which put them in their However, Jacksonville this month government in business is all a Sandwiches, Fountain Drinks, Candy, Cigars, News bad fix, just what is the final re is celebrating, unobserved and un mistake, take a good look at Uncle noticed, her 80th birthday anni Sam’s best example—the post of Barber Shop and Pool Hall in Connection sult to society? versary. fice department. If that isn’t a And do you suppose for one min SOUND HORN FOR CURB SERVICE model of efficiency, honesty and ute that a nation, when permitting Medford men, who originated the service, what is? PHONE 162 itself to become an easy mark for commendable plan to gain nation 'fc-C the rest of the world, contributes wide attention through observation The other day we put in several Dance Every WEDNESDAY SATURDAY DREAMLAND CLEANING AND PRESSING Quality Work—Reasonable Prices Snappy Service PAY’N TAKIT CLEANERS The Placeto Get Good Home-Cooked Meals The Editor Speaking HOT DINNER SANDWICHES THE NUGGET I
