Jacksonville miner. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1932-1935, December 02, 1932, Image 2

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    The Jacksonville Miner
The Jacksonville Miner ASSEMBLE THESE GAYNOR-FARRELL
Published
SCENES AND GET FREE TICKETS
JACKSONVILLE. OREGON
Weekly at
This FUNNY World
By R. CLAY CHAPPELL
VIEWS
A noise arose in the orchestra as
of OTHER PEOPLE
Cut out and put together the pieces below. They represent scenes from
the leader drew across the intes­
three Janet Gaynor-Charles Farrell pictures: “Delicious,” "The First
tines of the agile cat the tail of the
Kntered as »«eond-elass matter February 19. 1931 Year” and "Tess of the Storm Country.” After assembling the three
To tlie Editor:
j
at the poet office at Jaeksontille. Oregon. under scenes, paste them on cardboard, and then identify the picture from noble horse.
In the Inst Issue of your pnp<^
the act of March 3. 1879.
which each scene has been taken. FIRST 10 CORRECT SOLUTIONS
you had an article regarding the
John. 5:3: "Here lay a great
presented either to postoffice box 138 or the Nugget confectionery will
price of turnon fee of the city water
LEONARD HALL..................... Editor and Publisher
multitude of Impotent people,
receive a FREE TICKET to see "Tess of the Storm Country” showing
asking I In» people to meet the city
MAUDE POOL..................................Applegate Editor
of blind, halt, withered, waiting
at the Fox Craterian in Medford Sunday, Monday and Tuesday.
council and express their views re­
for the moving of the water."
Addreei All Communications to Boa 138
garding the same.
Subscription Rates, in Advance:
(>h well, we’ll have beer by next
As I am a wider user the year
One Year.............. $1.00
8ix Months................ 50c
summer anyway.
around and never have had tny
Headquarters:
water turned off unless I was un
THE NUGGET CONFECTIONERY
able
to puy my rent and It was or­
Telephone 162
dered turned off by the council un­
til I could puy same.
Now If people can’t puy >1.75 a
month for water how <an they pay
j $5 turnon fee and their back water
Now that the fanatical tee­
totalers
have
been
soundly
rent In addition?
| I believe it would be far better
spanked perhaps the misocap-
By JOHN BYRNE
and the city would receive more
nists will take a tumble.
remuneration if they would make a
Ill fares the land, and threatening
It Is rumored that the threatened reduction on the year-round water
ills a prey.
damage suit against Tin* Jackson­ users, A $5 turn on foe Is a fine and
Where wealth accumulates and
ville Minor is merely another sub­ tax on the people and now is the
men decay.
sidized press frumeup. the Idea time to reduce taxes if there ever
—Goldsmith.
being for Banks to collect $50,000 was one.
from The Miner and then to split
If the people got a rebate on
50-50 with Leonard Hall.
water by keeping It on 12 months
Uncle Sam was out $190,000
it would be an inducement, where
last year on dead congressman.
Local mines are providing lot« of if they had to pay $5 to have It
Wonder how much he was out
employment and are showing a fine turned on It would be quite an In­
on live ones.
yield of rheumatism, flu ami pneu­ ducement to leave It off. Five dol­
monia luit little, if any. gout
lars will buy quite a hill of grocer-
THE OLD COW WHICH HAS
1 les in these times.
BEEN SUPPLYING THE MILK OF
I people who have tnnd.ETAOINNU
But every rose has Its thorn
HUMAN KINDNESS. HAS JUST
And another example, to people
as the fellow said when he paid
ABOUT GONE DRY.
who have houses to rent: If they
for his mother-in-law's funeral.
are unrented for a month It will
Surgeon: My dear sir. I must
We know a dear old lady whose cost $5 to have the water turned
tell you I am afraid you are going
lot has been one of unrelenting toll on. In these depression times the
on a very long journey.
and poverty and sacrifice and yet house would rent from $5 to $10
Sick Congressman: Alright. Doc.
she always has a pleasant smile a month. If the renter stays i
don't forget to fill out my mileage
a cheerful word, an optimistic out- month and moves out. how Is JiJ
blank.
look, strewing her pathway with over going to make hls Interest
taxes and upkeep?
happiness and joy.
Mr. Samuel Insull is making
People are not going to live In
a gracious bow to America. If
How
rich
is «he! How splendid a town where they can't get water
he was a small fry he would
and It would be a poor ad for a
to grow old like that'
not need so much grease. We
city with half of the house« In It
also believe the Greeks are as
unoccupied.
susceptible to palm greasing as
Anyone owning real estate for
Americans.
an Investment would ha handicap­
ped both in sale value aixl rentals
(Continued from page one)
The stockmen pay their taxes
This is a groat country. Blit If
Banks
were
children
of
our
own
And take a back seat
brain, and were neither suggested taxes and expenditure« are In­
While the court weighs the evidence
creased further, what will I m * the
nor dictated by any other person.
And the butcher weighs the meat.
slogan then? Maybe It will talk
« e
about the climate.
And if you think we overstepped
WHEELING WEST VIRGINIA
A CITIZEN
our license when we took a jab at
WAS SOME LOAD. BUT NOTHING
the involved Dally News editor, put
COMPARED TO A MULE CARRY­
credit where credit is due and heap • Professor and Mr«. I xmls (’
ING EVERYTHING WEST OF
By MAUDE POOL
the blame on our shoulders. Our Cady and son Theodore of Moscow,
THE MISSISSIPPI!
parodies on Banks' grotesque dra Idaho, arrived Wednesday of la«t
niatics were premeditated and we week at the home of hl« parents.
I sit by the evening fireside
Three friends hath man along life’s
Mr. and Mrs. T 8. Cady of Jack
have
m> apology to offer.
journey’s jog:
Secure in the companionship
«onvllle
hill, for the Thanksgiving
w. 0
His mother, money and his dog.
Of the leaping flames that abide
holidays.
Mrs. Cady was taken III
Human nature certainly is a pe­
There in the oaken logs.
culiar thing And. if you want a while enroute here but recovered
With good beef selling for
glaring example, ask any relief sufficiently to be taken home the
three cents on the hoof, beef
worker. They’ll tell you Americans first of this week, the trip being
steak will not be over 20 cents
I hear the rain—its gentle drops give
are wont to send billions to the far made necessary by the fact that
a pound this winter.
Me a feeling of gladness and joy
corners of the earth while their Prof. Cady Is a member of the fac­
ulty of the University of Idaho and
At just being able to live
neighbors starve.
UNCLE SAM IS PRETTY BAD
could
not be spared from hls work.
And meet evert day as it comes.
LY HAMSTRUNG. BUT HIS HEAD
I
And.
of
course,
they
rather
enjoy
QUARTERS ARE SAFE IN WALL
—if they are among the more for­
STREET.
I watch the bright sparks fly away;
tunate—the spectacle of others be­
With them my thoughts soar upward
ing in much poorer circumstances.
Card Shark (shoving in his
To the things I may accomplish some day
For, were there no |>oor, there
stack): How much is your hand
could be no rich!
worth?
If only I work and keep courage.
Meat Cutter: I have been selling
it all day for 30 cents a pound.
• Mrs. O. C. Dorothy entertained
I see the smoke spirals as they entwine
and
the Kill Kare Klub Wednesday af
Themselves
into
intricate
patterns
Lives there a man with heart so
ternoon to a quilting party. Thej
That in some peculiar way combine
dead
hoste«« had a quilt prepared in the
Who never to his wife hath said.
With the peace that can come in life.
frame and each member was a«-
NIGHTS
“Yes, my dear, but you don’t un­
signed to a square for her plate.
derstand.”
Much progress was made toward
I hover closer as the flame
with the
completion of the quilt. After nee­
Burns
down
to
a
bed
of
coals;
CHARLEY HOOVER IS NOW
dles and thimbles were discarded
MAKING A SCREEN TEST OF
I dream dreams just the same
for the afternoon, guests assembled |
HIS BULL-BOA.
As the last spark fades away.
in the dining room where they par-;
took of dainty refreshments served
It takes a lot of optimism to
at
by Mrs. Dorothy, who was assi«ted ;
assuage the pangs of hunger.
by Mrs. Art I>avis. Those present
were Mesdames B. Cody, L. J. Com-
Some people are just waking up
best. Harold Reed, Clinton Dunning
to the fact that there is class dis­
ton, James Littell Jr. and Miss Car­
MEDFORD
By CHARLES HARR
tinction in America. They evidently i
men Dorothy.
never tried to clean their shoes
* * 4>
The story goes, so I've been told.
on the front steps of a millionaire.
• The Burdell, Burdell and Burdell
In Jacksonville near here
Mother and Father Ix>de Gold Min­
It is about time to send over
The
citizens
were
very bold.
ing company, unlimited, resumed
another commission to see how
operations this week on the Bur­
As they were full of beer.
the Russians are getting along. We
dell property in this city. Constable
have not been able to recognize
Burdell. president and kingfish of I
them, and I am afraid our friends
They hauled a cannon in the street,
the
outfit, promised your news- !
will not be able to recognize us at
And loaded it with vim.
i paper the first dollar’s worth of J
the end of four more years of pros-
dust recovered from the former
And rushing to a hardware store
perity.
"Gopher” hole In payment of a sub
They filled it to the brim.
scription, and should Officer Mike
OLD MOTHER NATURE HAS
fail to deliver, there may be new i
BEEN GIVING THE HILLS A
Marcela 50c and 75c
Of nuts and bolts they used galore
arrangements at the B., B. & B. Io-1
GOOD BATH. THE GOLD GLEAN­
Reset 35c
And some few nails and stones;
cation before the next issue goes J
ERS WILL BE ENABLED TO
Finger Waves, Wet 35c,
to
press.
And they possessed a thing of war
SCRATCH A HEALTHY ITCH.
Dry 50c
♦ * ♦
To break the redmen’s bones.
Shampoos, Shingle Bob 35c,
Send in your subscription today, j
One of the minions of the law
Others 50c
was seen scurrying toward
Medicated or Soapless,
They touched it off with drunken cheers
Medford with a five-point buck
35c Extra
Anri loudly did it boom.
on the running board. Said
Hot Oil Shampoo, $1.00
They say the old hotel bears yet
buck met his fate at the horns
Lovalon Rinse 25c
of another monarch of the for­
A crack across one room.
Henna Rinse 50c
est, subscribing to the law of
Cleansing
Facial 50c
PHYSICIAN and
survival of the fittest.
Regular Facial, $1 and up
Next morning glass upon the street
SURGEON
Eyebrow and Lash Dye 75c
From every window pane
It has finally been conceded by
Manicure 50c
Did crunch beneath a drunkard’s feet;
the best of authority that the Lord
Arch 35c
Office in Jacksonville
is not responsible for our present
Hair
Cuts 35c
It really was a shame.
Sanitarium
economic condition.
Hours—Mon., Wed., Frl„ 9-12
We all admit those times were fine
6-9 Every Evening
• Doran Gaddy of Jacksonville is
But yet we must agree
residing on Applegate, making his
PHONE JACKSONVILLE 81
The present days are better far
home with H. J. Hodges of Ruch,
105 West Main
Medford
Than any drunken spree.
whom he will join in prospecting.
STATIC
•
•
The Editor Speaking
MY FIRESIDE
Dance Every
WEDNESDAY
SATURDAY
DREAMLAND
LEST WE FORGET
Announcing New
Low Prices on
Beauty Work!
PERMANENTS
$2.50 $4 $5.50
I
Harold B. Gillis
Bowman’s Barber
and Beauty Shop