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About Jacksonville miner. (Jacksonville, Or.) 1932-1935 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 4, 1932)
The Jacksonville Miner Page 4 The Jacksonville Miner Published Weekly at JACKSONVILLE, OREGON Entered u weond-elasi matter February 1*. 19S1 •t th* poet office it Jieksonrlllt. Or«on. under the act of Mareh 3. 18T9. LEONARD MAUDE Editor and HALL Publisher ...Applegate POOL.. Addrest All Communications to Box Editor 138 Subscription Rates, in Advance: 0 m Year.............. fl.00 Six Months................ 50c Headquarters: THE NUGGET CONFECTIONERY Telephone 162 This FUNNY World By R. CLAY CHAPPELL Benjamin Franklin it was who cut a big hole in the barn door for the old cat and some small holes for the kittens. A strange thing for an intelligent man to do. wasn’t it? ♦ ♦ ♦ him- at the speakeasies and night trative work which has trained the clubs. affable, good-natured Louis for the What a victory for temperance! clerk’s position, and his wide ac ♦ ♦ ♦ quaintanceship throughout tile The Rev. Hall of Ashland spoke county will form a tremendous in for the republican party in the city fluence in his favor in the ballot ball last Friday evening, it was a ing here, according to his friends. great, a wonderful, a marvelous Ulrich now lives in Medford, but speech! A speech has to be all of makes frequent visits (o his old that, and more, to contain so many home town and spends some time asinine, prejudiced, jaundiced and alt UK the Applegate during the ill-considered remarks. It consisted warmer months with friends. I entirely of abusing, belittling and I denouncing four great Americans— CODDING SPEAKS AGAIN Smith. Garner and Roosevelt. ON KMED MONDAY EVE Hearst. Not one constructive idea did the speaker advance—oh yes, he George Codding. Jackson coun did, too—he advocated restricted ty’s incumbent district attorney ; who is seeking reelection in thei immigration. When he added that he, himself, November 8 ballot, will address the was an Immigrant and intimated public for the second time during' that he felt a bit superior to us this campaign over radio station 1 poor natives because he came here KMED Monday evening from 6:15, clothed and mentally developed (?) to 6:30 o’clock. His last talk,, given Thursday j while we came naked and without choice—well, when he said that we evening of this week, was well re- i heartily agreed that immigration ceived, modest and stralghtfor-1 SHOULD be restricted and in cer ward, and listeners are anttcipat-1 ing another forceful address Mon tain cases totally abolished. Many republican harangues like day night. that and Roosevelt will be unani mously elected. Natives Come Thru; Never mind, Franklin, there are enough of us enlightened republi-, Ye Editor’s Sanctum cans like Hiram Johnson, Rill (Kid) Relocated by Vandals Bishop. Senators Norris, Wheeler. * ♦ ♦ Since Franklin D. Roosevelt was chosen as the democratic candidate Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt, widow of our great republican president, has received over 300 letters congratu Cutting, etc., Owen D. Young and Coming through in fine Jackson lating her on her husband’s being us to elect you even if the demo ville style, representative vandals so honored. They didn’t know that crats stay home November 8. last Monday night relocated your Teddy was dead. Almost unbe ♦ ♦ * When the klck-’em-all-out hyster correspondent’s outdoor plumbing lievable. isn’t it? ♦ ♦ ♦ ia swept the county during the to the most conspicuous and dis Next Tuesday many people will primaries the voters certainly did tasteful spot on his small estate— vote for four years more of Hoover a swell job of kicking. But now approximately three feet from the prosperity. Won’t that be a queer that they’ve had time to think the i front door. However, this action on 1 matter over calmly many are be the part of certain village menaces stunt, too? ♦ ♦ ♦ ginning to realize that things done had beend prophesied openly fol Alsf). on the same day, many peo ' under emotional stress are often lowing publication last week of an ple (men out of work, bankrupt ill-advised. As election draws near eulogy on the portability of the businessmen, farmers with seven- i there are indications of a return local type of sewage disposal. Arriving at his abode at a late cent wheat) will vote for Hoover. i to normalcy in local political judg- Add queer stunts collection. 1 ment. An example of this is the hour Halloween, ye ed was dis ♦ ♦ ♦ spontaneous and enthusiastic move mayed to miss the usual black No more does Dad stop at the ment to write in the name of that hulk looming skyward to the rear corner saloon and spend every cent ' efficient and courteous official. of his small orchard and shocked deeply by the sudden transplanta of his week’s wages wrhile his ba Ralnh Jennings, for sheriff. bies at home cry for bread. No Welt, if a committee of 7000 tion of said phone booth to the sir! He takes his hard-earned mon can’t put it over with a bang that family yard where a step from a front door would deliver one easily ey straight home—and that evening will be funnv too. within confines of the revered (and his babies step out and spend it for ♦ ♦ ♦ Wheat recently hit the lowest well-worn) structure. Investigation of the odorous price it has been since Queen Eli prank was aided by blushing ex-1 zabeth was a cute little flapper.) And Thursday hogs reached the pressions, aside grins and innocent lowest level since President Ruth questions evidenced by partici- erford B. Hayes slept In the old pants the following mortiing. Il seemed that half the town’s husky U. S. hotel. Isn’t it just killing how high male population Tuesday was un- tariffs and farm boards and such lable to control facial expressions protect the backbone of our coun try as the politicians lovingly re fer to the farmers? ♦ ♦ ♦ In last week’s Issue our editor opined that on All Saints’ day our antiquated sanitary paraphernalia might be somew’hat disarranged. For once he was a true prophet for when he ventured forth from his domicile on Tuesday morning there upon his very front doorstep he found what he quaintly refers to as a phone booth. Thoughtful of somebody, wasn’t J. B. Coleman Republican-Democratic Nominee for —Paid Advertisement REPUBLICAN-DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE For County Treasurer Qualified by Experience General Election November 8, 1932 r H. L DeArmond Democratic Nominee for Representative OF JACKSON COUNTY Mr. DeArmond believes that all departments o( the state should be conducted on the same business prin ciples which make for success in private business. H. L. DeArmond has operated his lumber enterprise continuously during the past years ami is today giving employment to 50 men in the face of present conditions. General Election November 8, 1932 . WM. M. BRIGGS Briggs was regularly nominated at the primaries. Louis Ulrich, democratic nomi nee for county clerk of Jackson county, Is well known as a Jack-; 8onvllle native, having been born and raised in this city. Well qualified for the post he j seeks, Ulrich has attracted a host of southern Oregon friends who are I supporting him in the election next Tuesday. He has gained a wide ex-i perience in clerical and admlnis- General Election November 8, 1932 A. C. Walker District Attorney JACKSONVILLE NATIVE ASPIRES TO CLERKSHIP Efficiency, Courtesy, Experience to its proper resting place ere the sun’s rays revealed to a gaping world an apparently unsanitary re arrangement of outbuildings. "There’ll be a day,” the editor was heard to mutter as he hammered the abused booth back Into its orlg trial shape and hunted about for u new catalog. Regular Republican Nominee for Yes, it’s a funny world so let’s laugh even though tears bedim our eyes. COUNTY ASSESSOR an the village editor wandered about and thereby pointed a damn ing finger of certain guilt In their direction. Humiliation of tho stunt was gretaly lessened about midnight Halloween by the victim and sev- eral of his better friends when the small structure was dragged back I He has engaged in the practice of law since 1919 in one of the outstanding law firms of southern Oregon. He has served as city attorney of Ashland since 1919. He has been successful in many cases before the courts of this state. He has inherent ability. His record is clean, He has made a clean campaign anti believes in clean politics. He stands .squarely for law enforcement, per sonally and politically. His platform is not full of ex travagant claims and promises or wild election bally hoo, but is simple» and is something that he can abide by when he is elected. He has served the people of this county with distinction as a member of the legislature of this state, with a splendid record of good legislation. He has promised to conduct the district attorney’s office fairly, with equal service to all, regardless of position, title or rank. He has promised to institute all possible economies of the office, with the use of a deputy only at such periods as is necessary. He is pledged to attend to the legal business of the coun ty and the county court with promptness and energy. Republicans should rally to the support of this candidate, who is outstanding in his ability, energetic in his action, a leader in bis profession, and who has a clean record of public service behind him. VOTE 43 X WM. M. BRIGGS RADIO ADDRESS MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 7:15 P.M.—KMED VOTE 317 X NO Pd. Ad., Sara SONS, Aukland j
